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Talk about the mood phrases about double twelve. What are the mood phrases about double twelve?

Double 12, I was lying in the hospital bed with a drip, studying the number of the two-color ball.

Just after Shuang 1 1 and Shuang 12, the daughter-in-law who lost her family spent money like water. I want to buy a Porsche to treat myself at the end of the year, and now I still need 654.38+0 million. What should I do?

As soon as the double 12 arrives, the shopping cart will be empty. The stock is gone, the small vault is gone, and the thief is sad.

It's enough to watch what you like being snatched off the shelf. Double11double12 Please leave me alone.

Double 12 red envelope, I haven't had time to grab it.

Double 12 don't panic, you can't afford it anyway.

Attention, married men, the first thing to do when you get up on the twelfth day is to open your wife's Alipay and online banking, and enter the wrong password three times in a row before going to work. Remember. Don't ask me who I am. My name is Lei Feng.

Double 12 I didn't buy anything, but I was covered with a quilt.

I just feel like I have something to buy, but I can't remember it. Double 12 and double 1 1 have the same feeling.

All the merchants joined hands and inexplicably turned "Double 12" into a disaster.