Dota funny jokes

1, Hunger: DF, you are forced. I attacked you. Why don't you jump over and cut again! Enemy law: I didn't learn to blink, brother. Sorry, my fault! Everyone: 2, RD, one person shouted, choose the cow, choose the cow! As a result, the other nine people chose the cow and didn't choose it. It chose a lich. Ask why not.

Our dragon's red blood was entangled in the axe. The butcher I used hooked him back with a hook Unexpectedly, there was a shadow behind SF, and he hooked it back and died in the air. As a result, the dragon came: grass, you have taken the bait for me!

4. Fisherman: Fat man, hook. Wow. The fisherman was fished back. Fat man: I'm hooked! Fisherman: You caught your mother.

5, a blue fat, 50 minutes, sandal temple back to 5, said: I can't seem to get up.

6. Calf: SB, what kind of eyes do you buy? Me: Fuck you! Is it wrong to buy eyes? Calf: Don't you have a picture? Someone. Me: I have a picture of your mother! Calf: I don't have a picture. I'm still playing dota grass stand on this SB teammate! Answer! Me:

7. Ghost Assassin: Alas, such a good lineup has lost! Faceless Void: I control every team battle well. You are scum! Phantom lancer: No way. We lack the later period. Ghost: That sand forced Xiao Y to get up.

8. Xiaohe: Is it big? Sagittarius: Yes! What about you? Xiaohe: Me too. Let's go, Blackie: Fight! Zoom in! Sagittarius: Why don't you zoom in? Let it scratch its head! Fuck it. Nigecai b

9. Axe King, why the fuck don't you turn around? Axe King: No blue!

10, Xiaohe, you buy J, vanity, you pretend your eyes, and that disk forces the enemy to turn you into a bird, me? I, Zeus, am in charge of the overall situation and command everything!

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12, Banshee was taken to gank by bodyguard Grandpa Chen. When she died, she shouted to Sand King, "Help me, King!

13, Mammoth: Where is the store where I bought the Eagle Horn Bow? Teammates clicked a few times on the map. Four minutes later, there was news that the mammoth was killed by Luoshan. Teammate:? Mammoth: That man didn't sell it to me, but he hit me.

14, the top four candidates were Shen Niu, Sand King, the source of pain, Xiao Y. The fifth person chose the enemy method and cursed: You idiots, control, control, I grass, how to fight this?

15, the troll stood alone for half an hour and had a refresh. We are heartbroken. As a result, he cursed a group of dishes B, and the troll was refreshed!

16, Malaysia took out a ruling helmet and knocked out the ruling pony in the wild area, then stood there motionless. Teammate: What are you doing standing there? Malaysia: loading horses and others come to FM. Soon, another troll really came to fight wild. As a result, Malaysia was the second company, Zeus was a freshman, and the troll died. Troll: I'm Cao. I said why it's so thick!

17, the hungriest monkey, the chased A ran to death. Hungry (everyone): Monkey, become a witch and run. The monkey really made a hag, bigger than hunger, and ran straight to death.

18, a buddy of mine said, girlfriend DOTA is the first time, 1, the combination of true love is the purest of all combinations, bless you. When I came back, I said sadly, I don't want to play. When I chose Fire Woman, I was stabbed by King Sha and King Skull. My heart aches to death.

19, my white tiger shoots a long arrow; Zeus was hit by a nearby enemy. I asked, didn't you learn to draw blue by the enemy? Enemy method: u9 Raiders said that 1 skills are useless to the tower, so don't mention upgrading.

20, once winding, put a missile in the middle of the road at first, and successfully hit TK waiting for the soldiers to brush it out; TK cursed: grass, figure B. I:. TK: You should put it in spring.

2 1, everyone: axe king, you ran away, drill into the Woods! Axe king: fuck, once you go in, the tree is gone.

22, the opposite tide, warlock, Sand King, fire woman, dragon riding. Here, our troll died five times in 15 minutes. I said, troll, you are black and yellow. So many restrictions. Trolls: It's the first time I heard that trolls should be black and yellow. You son of a bitch, stop giving orders.

23.BM gave out six medicines and turned around in the highlands and asked, buddy, how can I get into the training room?

Dota funny quotations

1, here our troll died five times in 15 minutes. 2. troll: don't go up there, or you'll end up eating you.

3. Face-changing tide, warlock, Sand King, Fire Woman, Dragon Ride.

4, I said: troll, you are black and yellow. So many restrictions.

5. Chao: Axe King, why don't you turn around? You are a dish X.

6. The game is in full swing. Suddenly someone asked: where can I buy spells?

7. Axe King: Why did they come back? Kings, why haven't you come out of AG?

8. My white tiger shoots a long arrow; Zeus was hit by a nearby enemy.

9. One of the gods jumped out of the knife. Ask him what he is doing. He said. Fuck. Zoom in.

10, a dog is still inconspicuous in the guard's Shu Ren. How fresh is it?

1 1. Once we all finished selecting heroes manually, one person asked the new hero why he was fighting.

12, troll: It's the first time I heard that trolls want black and yellow. You son of a bitch, stop giving orders.

13. After a while, a line appeared on the screen: Jah'rakal was killed by Chief Centaur.

14, enter a host, full, count to two, go. Host -ap-ne, everyone is absolutely defeated.

15, once wound, at first put a missile in the middle, and successfully hit TK waiting for the pawn to brush it out.

16, our own mystery, the source of pain was amplified at the same time, and our little naga decisively rushed in and let go.

17, Chief Centaur killed Malaysia in the wild, then dominated the pony, and then stood there by himself.

18, after being hunted, the dead rider is very depressed: you can ride a horse with a light method (also deformed)! Why should I ride a sheep?

19, King of the Gods: Axe, can you make anything? You should fight a red war first! You got it?

20, a player, he chose a puppy and went out, not to raise a blood-sucking aura, he said it was inconspicuous!

2 1, stutter when eating, walk step by step, work on the first floor, and dota should be beaten one by one.

22. At the beginning of a set, a man saw someone leaning towards SF, and then shouted: DOTA can lose, SF must die!

23.DOTA has three major hates: one is that it has no money and no equipment, the other is that its teammates are stupid and stupid, and the third is that it hates black shops to interrupt.

After 24 or 30 minutes, our white cow suddenly said: The giant on the top of the mountain has attacked more than 200 times, and he still farted. Retire.

25, teammate electric soul: Dana adds you a dish B, you add a set for yourself. Soul left the game without charging me.

26. My classmate met a net friend today. He looks like a butcher, or a disfigured butcher. Can you imagine?

27. The musket is called substitution after one to eight. He went to GANK on the way and pA6 on the way. He hid in the Woods and asked, Is there a big magic thorn?

28, saying that I ended my wild cruise that day and saw a purple dog head. Confused, I went forward to eat, and three came later! Exclaimed: the variation of the dog head group.

29. I have a VS, and I have been wandering in the killing place. Some teammates scolded me: this is revenge, and you don't play with money. What the hell are you doing walking around?

Zeus: I was struck by lightning! Ug: haunted! Little Naga: Everybody go to sleep! Silencer: Shut up!

3 1, the troll stood alone for half an hour and had a refresh. We are heartbroken. As a result, he cursed a group of dishes B, and the troll was refreshed!

32. Natural disasters are the second choice for butchers, buying equipment to burn blood by spring water, and guarding the third choice for clockwork. As a result, a flare brought the fastest blood in history.

33. If money and equipment are clouds, and death and arrest are stars, then my DOTA today is really cloudless and starry in Wan Li.

34.BM saw a tree eye and told her teammate lina to open the tree. Lina came here with a d, BM cursed, even the tree couldn't open. You are an idiot.

35. The blade master and Gufahe met the villain A. Gufa: I will age him first. Immediately aging, the blade master immediately cut it up and typed: OK, I'll get it.

36. The captain's tidal skills are limitless. Who knows there is a saying from Carl: Is 555 a natural disaster? I can't develop the third skill! Bug, I hate you.

37. An hf passer-by got off the road due to a natural disaster and went out to play gl. Two minutes on the road, a teammate came running. I asked him why he came, and he said, you asked me to come.

38. When playing DOTA, I always want to show my drought, so I always want to recharge. The reason why I didn't realize it in the end is that I have been hesitant to choose musket or bone bow.

39. I often fantasize that I am a little Y, a bouncing, refreshing, and ignorant all day. If you have nothing to do, just tie up the ice MM or the fire MM and put a bunch of snakes to torture slowly.

At 40, a butcher hid in the Woods and hooked up with the mage. As a result, ulfsaar appeared as soon as the mage escaped. After a while, ulfsaar came out of the Woods.

4 1, Natural Disaster: Mammoth: Where is the store where I bought the Eagle Horn Bow? The VIp clicked a few times on the map. Four minutes later, the news came that the mammoth was killed by the VIp of Meat Mountain. Mammoth: That man didn't sell it to me, but he hit me.

42, a passerby, black blood was chased, ran back quickly, our vip came to save me, and he died there. I said, Xie Yalong, he scolded back, you fucking Xie Yalong, your whole family is Xie Yalong.

43, our tb, 6 extremely full of blood, saw a red blood level 6 death, rushed up! Change blood. And then a second later. I said: What abnormal skills do you have? Give me some time. You are still covered in blood. I didn't do anything!

44. Every hero is a gift from DOTA, but some heroes are handsome when they are made, some are intact and some are destroyed. Some of them are even more unfortunate. JJ and North were mixed up during production.

45.DOTA gave each of us a hero, let's explore the world of DOTA. DOTA also gave us a lot of soldiers, let us kill those soldiers to make money. DOTA allows us to type and chat, but we often use him to curse our opponents (teammates? )

46. With HF, a tree man has just been filled with blood from a hot spring. In the wild area, Red Blood TB said, Old Tree, come and give something. Throw a branch casually, and the old tree will pass by and be changed. TB said, sorry, I don't want to go back. Very troublesome. The old tree said, damn it.

47, a musket began to buy a chicken, and enjoy * * *, I saw the heart; Yeah, not bad. Later, I wanted to use chicken and looked at the spring, but I didn't see it. , someone may have used it. = =, after two minutes, I haven't found it yet. Just scare the rifle: the chicken is on him.

48. Several heroes are complaining about their great waste. Forgetting: unfair, even small moves are more flexible than it! Terrorblade: What? Universal blood drawing can make more money than it! Almighty: Hum, there is no need to be a guardian angel if you forget nothingness! Carl: Damn it, it's called creation. It's useless. Try it if you don't believe me!

Funny quotations from dota heroes

1, Mammoth: Where is the store of Eagle Horn Bow? 2. Druid: Protecting the earth is everyone's responsibility.

3. Mammoth: That man didn't give it to me and hit me.

4. King of the Gods: The garbage is gone. Get the equipment.

5. The tree said: Actually, you don't understand. I am a soldier.

6. The prophet said: Look carefully. Actually, I'm a soldier, too

7. Soul Shou said: Plagiarism, please come and help.

8. The dog said: As long as you are not blind, you will find that I am a soldier.

9. The necromancer said: It's ok to be blind. I can tell by my name that I am a soldier.

10, Blade of Terror: I am in the later stage, hungry, and don't repair the knife. Let me make up for it! I am late!

1 1, duron: axe, are you equipped? Axe King: Soon, the sheep knife will come out soon.

12, Revenge Spirit: You don't have to be loved, but you have to be killed to hate.

13, Invisible Assassin: I hide myself to let more people like me see the light.

14, Crystal Maiden: The coldest thing in the world is not my frozen magic, but the heart of a person without feelings.

15, Soul Guard said: Please go back again. Chao: I don't understand. What do you mean? As soon as the voice died, it changed blood with the flow.

16, axe king: attack: the attack is not high? Well, it's really not as good as spinning. When attacked: Look at the domineering of your axe master!

17, King of the Gods: Axe, can you make anything? You should fight a red war first! You got it? Axe King: Oh. I see.

18, Blade Master: There is a sword in the hand and a sword in the heart. The unity of man and sword is three realms, but they are not as mean and invincible.

19, Axe King: Why do they still? Kings, why haven't you come out of AG? King of the gods: I'll go home first and get the dragon heart. Wait a minute.

20. Charming Witch: I used to be a shy child. When I grow up, I find that the more shy a person is, the thicker his face is.

2 1, once, a teammate chose a nightmare, and some people said that he looked like Gillian. Everyone was puzzled and explained: it was stupid and naive during the day and yellow and violent at night.

22. Blade Master: Attack: Chopping people is for the benefit of all beings. Look at my beads. Jumping: Isn't it good to go to the Western Heaven? How about this speed?

23. Bai Niu: Get out. Butcher: Come back here. Get out of here again. VS: Come back again. Some hero was tortured to death.

24. The half-human mammoth said: I waved. Death Prophet said: I am a big wave. The guard of light said: I am very shocked. Ice girl straightened up and said, who has my wave?

25. The enchanting witch said: BIU, you little PP. The invisible assassin said: Poke your little PP. The butcher said: Hook your little PP. Rigwarl said: ComeonBaby!

26. Mutant Genie: I don't know what I want, strength or speed. Now I know, what I want is a change between them.

27. Little Fisherman: Attack: Is the circumference smaller? Honey, it's for your own good! When attacked: How does it feel? Is it smoother than yours?

28, Xiumo teacher: I like gold, like gems, like killing people, but I just. Why is it always controversial? Beauty is unlucky!

29, shaking the ground god cow: If the ground under my feet vibrates too much, I will stand unsteadily, so I have been controlling my efforts and don't want to be knocked down at last.

Naga witch: I'd rather sleep with my lover if I can, but when I fall asleep, I can't see his face I love anymore. I will be very sad.

3 1, Mirana Nightshade said: I jump. Magina said, I jump, too. The Queen of Pain said: I am still dancing. The cow said, I'll jump again. The butcher was angry: slap him again and kill him!

32.VIp said: I have beautiful wings as clothes. The two-headed dragon said: My wings are still patterned. The Dragon Knight said, What's the big deal? I have three sets, all of which are the latest models.

33. Once I was a werewolf fighting in the wild, my teammates gave me a signal, saying: Three people across the street caught you. Let's leave now. At this time, the vip opposite said to everyone: we can't leave, we are also planning.

34. The ghoul said that your quarrel is none of my business. Harbinger said: I was a bird and was scolded by a pig. Rigwarl said: Pigs have dignity, I don't do SM.

35. The axe king said: I was killed by a knife and said I was invincible? When people are cheap, they are really invincible! BM said: I am Kao! How do you know these words are written on the flag behind me?

36. Dum said, shut up. Traxex said, shut up. Death Prophet said, shut up, too. The silencer said: backwards! Shut the fuck up!

37. King of the Gods: Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, there are struggles. When there was a fight, someone called 1 10. Unfortunately 1 10, that is, I also participated in the fight.

38. The Queen of Pain said: Is SM wrong? Am I that ugly? The bounty hunter said: if you mention something ugly again, I will hit you hard. Chief Centaur said: In terms of despair, can you compare with me? Break your leg again.

39. The guardian of light said: The white horse is still there, and the prince is old. The Almighty Knight said: Dare you say that I am old? I am invincible! The death knight said: Talk to me about invincibility? I am invincible!

40. Skull shooter said: I am lame, but I still run as fast as a thief. Ice girl said: Do you dare to say that I walk slowly? If you want to have big boobs, you can walk as fast as me. I'm waiting for my prince charming.

4 1, our team: TF, you bought a chicken, but you enjoyed it! TF Open * * * Enjoy: Damn it, who let my chicken out? Sagittarius: Why don't you put it down when you buy chicken? TF: = I wasted my blood on the Internet before eating!

42. Rogue Knight: People only pay attention to the first two words of my name, so they stay away from me. During the war, they will suddenly find that I am a swordsman and approach me. Therefore, a person has different values at different times.

43. Rogue Knight said: When I yell, I will be great. The werewolf said: when I shout, we are all cows. The vengeful spirit said: when I yell, we are both cows and the other is stupid. The axe king said: I don't take such a bully when I yell, 55555.

44. Slardar said: When I stamped my foot, I became a wave. The hipster said: When I raise my hand, I am a spray. The mutant genie said: my impulse is a wave. Ice girl said: don't put on airs with the old lady, or you will see countless waves!

45. Sagittarius: I am cannon fodder Axe: I am cannon fodder, too. Skull: I am willing to be cannon fodder. Bin Laden: Let's make cannon fodder together. The monsters cried and said, we don't want to be cannon fodder! They still want to kill me. Is it wrong to put things in your pockets these days?

46. Axe King, why the fuck don't you turn around? Axe King: No blue. Phantom assassin: such a good lineup has also lost its faceless vanity: I control every team battle so well, alas! Traxex: I can't help it. We lack the later period. Ghost: Little Y didn't get up.

47. Slardar said: I am wriggling, and I am very happy. Naga witch said: I squirm, I sing, so I am happier. The poison warlock said: I squirm and spit on others, so I am super happy. The gorgon said: I squirm, and I make others squirm, so I am the happiest.

48. At one time, we had a Skull King who wore 1 shoes, 1 big sword and 1 hard ball and played for 40 minutes. He said, who has 1200, buy me a wide sword. At 50 minutes, he was standing on the shoes of 1, and he rushed forward to 1v3. After he died, he said, damn it, where is he? I finally got up, what the hell!

Dota classic funny quotations

1, musket: Do you have a big magic thorn? 2, musket: go, catch the wizard.

3. Musketeer: You have to have a goal.

4. Monkey: I'll come as soon as I come, afraid of you?

5, musket: Why not open the magic thorn?

6, revenge electric soul: for the Lich King.

7. Axe King: Soon, the sheep knife will come out soon.

8. Blackie: No magic! Why don't you drive?

9. Squire: If you throw it hard.

10, Taigong: Ah! I'm too smart.

1 1, Phantom Assassin: I am wasting my time here.

12, Axe King: You can't win without me.

13, Centaur: Black, why not turn it up?

14, Taigong: Is everyone back?

15, Taigong: So there is no blood?

16, Silencer: Your magic is mine.

17, duron: axe, is it equipped?

18, Sagittarius: Why don't you put down the chicken?

19. Bounty: I didn't mark the invisible man, which lowered my defense.

20. Fisherman: I have deepened my anti-concealment and reduced my defense.

2 1, Phantom Assassin: Such a good lineup also lost.

22. sperling: Don't argue, I'm thinking.

23. Silence: Dad, you are so stupid! Axe King: How presumptuous!

24, the guard of light said: the white horse is still there, and the prince is old.

25, alchemy: I have extra money to kill soldiers, making money is the darkest.

26. Do you think this thing can fly?

Traxex: I've always been here.

28, bounty: I killed the hero extra money, black death you.

29. Squire: But it's not your favorite broadsword.

30, doomsday: I swallowed more than 1000 yuan, still safe, making money more black.

3 1, reward: I x I drive around the mine, you can see.

32. Silence: Shit, as soon as I ban the demon, I'll see which one of you is still invisible.

33. Slardar said: When I stamped my foot, I became a wave.

34. Traxex: No, we don't have a post period here.

35. King of the Gods: The most perfect is gone. Get the equipment.

Sperling: That's how I wake up every morning!

Faceless vanity: I control every team battle so well, alas!

38. The Naga witch said: I squirm and I sing, so I am happier.

39. Magic thorn: I really don't understand how we lost such a good lineup.

40. springer: Well, I only saw one crater anyway.

4 1, Axe King: Why do they still? Kings, why haven't you come out of AG?

42. The gorgon said: I wriggle, and I make others wriggle, so I am the happiest!

43. Chief Centaur said: Can you compete with me in despair? Break your leg again.

44. Ice Girl said: Don't put on airs with the old lady, or you will see countless waves!

45. Blade of Terror: I have reached the late stage. Don't mend your knife, hungry. Let me make up for it! I am late!

46. The axe king said: I was killed by a knife and said I was invincible? When people are cheap, they are really invincible!

47. King of the Gods: Axe, can you make anything? You should fight a red war first! You got it?

48. The blade master said: I am Kao! How do you know these words are written on the flag behind me?

49. Hunger: DF, you S 13, I attack you. Why don't you go over there and cut again!

50. Ice Girl said: Dare I walk slowly? If you want to have big boobs, you can walk as fast as me. I'm waiting for my prince charming.