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Tell me how you feel about getting your driver's license.

After all these years, I finally got my driver's license. Looking at the kind smile of the coach that year, I couldn't help asking: Coach, how many colors are there in the traffic lights? Three, of course. How did you spend your first class? I smiled smugly and reached out and slapped him in the face: red light and green light. How many lights did you say there were? Wow, wow, wow, it's been so long, I still remember. Only when I revoked my driver's license and retaken the test, I saw the coach ask me: How many lights are there at the traffic lights? I suddenly feel sad about my future.

Well, I admit that I am afraid of death, and I dare not drive. . . . So I don't want to take a driver's license either; If I have to drive, I want to drive a tank.

3. A gentleman went to test his driver's license. During the oral examination, the examiner asked him: You saw a dog and a man in front of the car. Did you run over the dog or the man? The gentleman replied without thinking, of course, he ran over the dog. The examiner shook his head and said, come back next time. Mr. Wang is unconvinced: If I don't run over the dog, will I run over someone? The examiner reprimanded loudly: you should brake.

Most of life is not impossible, but we don't believe that we can do it. Self-confidence is not waiting confidently, but actively going out. Then, if you like driving by yourself, I tell you, you can't drive to McLaren, and you can't drive faster than Schumacher. What's the point of driving? Your driver's license has been confiscated.

When I was at school, I liked playing football. Someone sarcastically said, I can't play for the national team anymore. I can't play better than Cristiano Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking. Then, if you like to drive by yourself, I tell you, you can't drive to McLaren, and you can't drive faster than Schumacher. What's the point of driving? Your driver's license has been confiscated.