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Meng Jinghui's Classic Quotations

1. Although a fool is stupid, there are always more stupid idiots to cheer for him.

A man's money is an aphrodisiac for a woman.

How can I stay in this room? But what's outside the window? Just a concrete jungle that will never change and all the people who walk by. Why is the manuscript paper on the hob so dull, like a greasy machining manual next to the lathe? Under the fluorescent lamp, everything is clear and pale, like a hospital morgue. This is actually my world, and I have lived in it for decades! Is this life? But this is my life!

4. Your signal is very poor, just like your impression in my heart; Your voice is very small, as small as your position in my heart.

My little nun is 28 years old, and her hair was cut by Master when she was in her prime. I am Nv Jiao's mother, not a man. Why do you wear a yellow belt around your waist and a straight belt around your waist? Seeing a couple scattered, I can't help but be anxious. The slave tore the cassock, buried the Tibetan scriptures, abandoned the wooden fish and lost the cymbals. You can't learn from hooligans, nor can you learn from Guanyin in the South China Sea. Lying alone in the dead of night; When I get up, I sit alone. Who is as lonely as me? Why does it look like this hairstyle? I only hate deceptive monks and customs. Where can there be gardens, trees and buddhas in the world? Where is the Ye Guangming Branch Buddha? Where are the quicksand buddhas on both sides of the river? Where is the 84,000 Amitabha Buddha? From now on, stay away from the bell tower Buddha hall and go down the mountain to find your little brother! He hit me and called me names! Say me, laugh at me! Not willing to become a Buddha! I do not miss it.

6. Dictionaries, sheepskin books, rotten rubbings, moldy bamboo slips, and rubber bands tied on tied cards are all aging and sticky. There are empty wine bottles piled up behind the sofa, both mine and my predecessor's. The old widower has been buried in the ground, and bugs are gnawing at the readers' brains like they were gnawing at books. This is my world, this is the world where I have lived for decades! Is this life? But this is my life!

7. Your plan is full of holes. As long as it can be faithfully implemented, it will certainly fail smoothly.

8. It takes many years to know who is true love. This is the wisdom that every fool can have. It will be many years before you want to be kind to true love. This is a moral that every villain can learn.

9. I am content, tired and a little sad.

10, have you seen those doctoral theses? A book piled up on the ceiling, and the winter sun shone in. The gold-plated name on the purple-blue book cover lit up and became a vague halo, reminding people of the past stone tablets in the cemetery at dusk. I haven't been buried yet, but there is already a corner of me in this academic cemetery. This is my world, and I have lived in it for decades! This is life! But this is my life!

1 1. All good people, humble people, obedient people and weak people, don't forget to bring your self-defense knives.

12, I am willing to do this, I never look for God. Don't cry for me, like a play; There is no commitment, and I never want to look for any miracle. Don't doubt me, just like watching a play … I am an ant, and I know when it will rain; I am a gravel, and I know the secret of the sea.

13, cruelty is an ability, not just an attitude.

14, I close my eyes and open them again. One day has passed. If I close my eyes and never open them again, my life will be over.

15. In space, astronauts can't cry, because without gravity, tears can't flow.

Look at these bottles and cans. Newts, lizards, pythons and toads, whose bellies turn blue and white, are more like potbellied professors. There are also cancer specimens, deformed fetuses, ape-man skulls and saints' nails, and I will accompany them all day. This is my world, this is the world where I have lived for decades! This is life! But this is my life!

17, often a person with great energy should have enough tolerance in details. The so-called big banks don't care about details and don't hesitate to give small gifts. Only in this way can you do better.

18, the customer is always right; Employees are always wrong; The boss is always good; Wages are always low; Work is always happy; A raise is always lucky; It is always a pleasure to watch others get fired.

Excerpts from sentences describing Meng Jinghui.

It's not terrible to play the piano for cows, but it's terrible to play the piano for cow dung. Meng Jinghui: I'm very satisfied, very tired and a little sad-Meng Jinghui's The Affair.

The past was like a child's game,

It's always embarrassing to think about it. (revised from: I can't help thinking about what I said I love you now; What I said about I love you now sounds like a joke ...-Meng Jinghui's Murder in the Hanging Garden-Lee's 999 Love Letters Your plan is full of holes. As long as it can be faithfully implemented, it will certainly fail smoothly. -Meng Jinghui's "Hanging Garden Murder"

Your signal is very poor, as bad as your impression in my heart; Your voice is very small, as small as your position in my heart. -Meng Jinghui's "An Affair"

It will be many years before you know who is true love. This is the wisdom that every fool can have. It will be many years before you want to be kind to true love. This is a moral that every villain can learn. -Meng Jinghui's "Hanging Garden Murder"

A man's money is an aphrodisiac for a woman. -Meng Jinghui's "An Affair"

A mountain ago, a fox fell in love with a bunch of grapes.

No matter how good it is, you can make wine by planting grapes in parallel, and then you can be a fox. No matter how good you are, you are drunk-Meng Jinghui's first love is 20xx. 1 1.24(2).

I don't like or even hate this seemingly literary thing from the bottom of my heart, but it is arbitrary and misleading. Yes, most people have been in love before, but that's called love, not love. Love, love, love. Since we can't stay now, there must be a reason why we can't stay now. It's just that with the passage of time, "the reason why I can't stay now" has faded, so you think it was your original favorite. Of course, if you have to think that you fell in love the first time, congratulations, you live in a self-righteous past, and you live in a self-imposed present. You may not be unhappy, but you will be swayed by considerations of gain and loss. It is said that Meng Jinghui once said: I have found the secret of loving you, and it will always be like the first time. Cruelty is an ability, not just an attitude. -Meng Jinghui's "Hanging Garden Murder"

Dictionaries, sheepskin books, rotten rubbings, moldy bamboo slips, and rubber bands tied to bundles of cards are all aging and sticky. There are empty wine bottles piled up behind the sofa, both mine and my predecessor's. The old widower has been buried in the ground, and bugs are gnawing at the readers' brains like they were gnawing at books. This is my world, this is the world where I have lived for decades! Is this life? But this is my life! -Meng Jinghui's pirated Faust.

Love and death are similar. They are not only the grandest and humblest events in the world, but also the most helpless and unprepared events. You can't predict when it will come. Once it happens, you can't go back. -Meng Jinghui's "Hanging Garden Murder"

Have you read those doctoral theses? A book piled up on the ceiling, and the winter sun shone in. The gold-plated name on the purple-blue book cover lit up and became a vague halo, reminding people of the past stone tablets in the cemetery at dusk. I haven't been buried yet, but I already have a corner in this academic cemetery. This is my world, and I have lived in it for decades! This is life! But this is my life! -Meng Jinghui's pirated Faust.

Everyone is lonely. In a person's life, it is not uncommon to meet love and sex, but it is rare to meet understanding. /Even if you choose the right parents, parents, homework, school, boss, direction and calculation, you may love the wrong person and put the wrong CD. -Meng Jinghui is very soft.

All good people, humble people, obedient people and weak people, don't forget to bring your self-defense knives. -An anarchist who died unexpectedly in Meng Jinghui.

The customer is always right; Employees are always wrong; The boss is always good; Wages are always low; Work is always happy; A raise is always lucky; It is always a pleasure to watch others get fired. -Meng Jinghui's "An Affair"

I close my eyes and open them again. One day has passed. If I close my eyes and never open them again, my life will be over. -Meng Jinghui's view on the life of two dogs.

Come with me. We'll take care of him.

Coughing camel, fallen horse, come with me. Let's go and see the depths of his jungle, fat rabbit and you. My sad lover, I don't love you, others love you. My sad lover, I won't hurt you, others will hurt you. -There are always some horses in Meng Jinghui's Love of Three Oranges. I want to go back to ancient times.

Just like some people, missing silent films is like some flowers, eager to dry up and wither, so they can be inserted in vases, just like those with white and soft flowers, just like those covered with dust-Meng Jinghui's Love of Three Oranges. But so far, the most meaningful thing may be: the end is not here yet, we can wait. Meng Jinghui.

I'm willing to do that. I never look for a god. Don't cry for me, like a play; There is no commitment, and I never want to look for any miracle. Don't doubt me, just like watching a play … I am an ant, and I know when it will rain; I am a gravel, and I know the secret of the sea. -Love ants in Meng Jinghui.

Classic quotations from Jinghui

1. There are always some horses who want to go back to ancient times. Just like some people, I miss silent films. Like some flowers, eager to dry up and wither. It can be inserted into vases, just like those vases, white and soft vases, just like those vases, vases full of dust.

2, late at night, lying alone; When I get up, I sit alone. Who is as lonely as me? Why does it look like this hairstyle? I only hate deceptive monks and customs. Where can there be gardens, trees and buddhas in the world? Where is the Ye Guangming Branch Buddha? Where are the quicksand buddhas on both sides of the river? Where is the 84,000 Amitabha Buddha? From now on, stay away from the bell tower Buddha hall and go down the mountain to find your little brother! He hit me and called me names! Say me, laugh at me! Not willing to become a Buddha! Don't miss Prajna paramita

3. The customer is always right; Employees are always wrong; The boss is always good; Wages are always low; Work is always happy; A raise is always lucky; It is always a pleasure to watch others get fired.

It takes many years to know who is true love, which is the wisdom that every fool can have. It will be many years before you want to be kind to true love. This is a moral that every villain can learn.

5. Your signal is very poor, just like your impression in my heart; Your voice is very small, as small as your position in my heart.

6. I close my eyes and open them again. One day has passed. If I close my eyes and never open them again, my life will be over.

7. I am willing to do this. I never ask God. Don't cry for me, like a play; There is no commitment, and I never want to look for any miracle. Don't doubt me, just like watching a play … I am an ant, and I know when it will rain; I am a gravel, and I know the secret of the sea.

8. Although a fool is stupid, there is always a more stupid fool to cheer for him.

9. Dictionaries, sheepskin books, rotten rubbings, moldy bamboo slips, and rubber bands tied on binding cards are all aging and sticky. There are empty wine bottles piled up behind the sofa, both mine and my predecessor's. The old widower has been buried in the ground, and bugs are gnawing at the readers' brains like they were gnawing at books. This is my world, this is the world where I have lived for decades! Is this life? But this is my life!

Look at these bottles and cans. Newts, lizards, pythons and toads, whose bellies turn blue and white, are more like potbellied professors. There are also cancer specimens, deformed fetuses, ape-man skulls and saints' nails, and I will accompany them all day. This is my world, this is the world where I have lived for decades! This is life! But this is my life!

1 1. Love is cooler than death.

12, I am satisfied now, tired and a little sad.

13, finally, lovely things, energetic things and imaginative things belong to drama.

14, cruelty is an ability, not just an attitude.

15, don't trust the elderly, respect them.

16, how to live in this room? But what's outside the window? Just a concrete jungle that will never change and all the people who walk by. Why is the manuscript paper on the hob so dull, like a greasy machining manual next to the lathe? Under the fluorescent lamp, everything is clear and pale, like a hospital morgue. This is actually my world, and I have lived in it for decades! Is this life? But this is my life!

17, come with me, we will take care of him, cough up the camel and fall off the horse. Come with me, let's go and see him, deep in the jungle, the fat rabbit, and you, my sad lover. I don't love you, others love you. And you, my sad lover, if I don't hurt you, others will.

18, the audience needs to be educated, just like me and I need to be educated.

19, the little nun is 28 years old, and her hair was cut off by her master in her prime. I'm Nv Jiao e, not human. Why do you wear a yellow belt around your waist and a straight belt around your waist? Seeing a couple scattered, I can't help but be anxious. The slave tore the cassock, buried the Tibetan scriptures, abandoned the wooden fish and lost the cymbals. You can't learn from hooligans, nor can you learn from Guanyin in the South China Sea.

Astronauts can't cry in space, because without gravity, tears can't flow out.

2 1, all good people, humble people, humble people, weak people, don't forget to bring your self-defense knives.

22. A man's money is an aphrodisiac for a woman.

He Hui's Classic Quotations

1, Chelsea vs Newcastle: He Hui: Dixie Li Ru is a ghost. Whenever there is a penalty against Chelsea, ghosts will live a ball card.

2. France vs Russia: D: But what about this wave? If you enter, you are a hero; If you don't, you are a bear. He Hui: Still pig red.

3. Newcastle vs. Chelsea: Newcastle goalkeeper Akiyun greeted the opposing player with both hands when shooting, and the ball flowed out of Jiyun's door, commonly known as the egg! He Hui: A boil, golden egg!

4. Bayern Munich vs. AC Milan: He Hui: The referee and Robert Gao Hua made a very good and correct gesture. Hey, you want a wave first! You work harder, be more open, be more open. Why don't you buy a Costa? ! Jiang Zhongde: You mean 10 second? Is it okay for people to just talk? !

5. Lisa United vs Charlton: He Hui: Martin Lu Yi, Charlton is full of gold and silver! (Kaka Kaka)

6. Chelsea vs Manchester United: The referee awarded Manchester United a foul ball, and Nassau had his own opinion. He Hui dubbing live: Is Nasu talking about me? Me? Me? Is it really me? ! It's done!

7. Shenzhou vs Manchester United: Ding: When Manchester United won, Shenzhou felt addicted to having a player, but Sir Fei felt addicted. Tight is Bossnidge's style.

8. Jiang Zhongde: Hey, how beautiful the white hat on the top of Bixian is! He Hui: Maybe it's detonating dialogue boots! ? Jiang Zhongde: Hao is not a green boot! He Hui: I'm so touched!

9. Rome vs Real Madrid: Cafu played around with several players in Real Madrid. He Hui: Hello, Cafu! Okay? ! ~ ~ Isn't it fun? ! I won the World Cup under false excuses!

10 Jiang Zhongde: Wow! Tathagata palm! He Hui: What is a Tathagata's palm? Jiang Zhongde: Double Dragon Hand! He Hui: Is there a double dragon palm in the Tathagata's palm?

1 1, Li Xun vs Man Tong: Jiang Zhongde: Moon? ! He Hui: Did you celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival? ~ ~ Jiang Zhongde: Good gift! He Hui: What are you talking about? (referring to Toby Muna) Jiang Zhongde: No! It's black, black, black!

12, Manling vs Xiuxianton: Ding: I stepped on my foot and fell into my trap. He Hui: I have said it many times. There is a rammer beside a stadium in Otford. However, the players of Manbo are used to basking in the sun. The bottom line is good, at least there are billboards blocking it, and the players seem to be playing slide jazz. There are cement rammed canals on both sides, and it hurts when the line falls! Ding: It's like Brother Fei falling into a rammed canal!

13, Newcastle vs west Brom: Huang xingkui: 10 yellow-green shirt players to the backcourt. Jiang Zhongde: This game is not a doctor Huang Huang, but a player Huang Huang!

14, Arsenal vs Fiyanno: He Hui: Speaking of airplane phobia, my partner Ding is isolated? ? I have this question! D: But all Hong Kong people have to fly, so it's better to take a boat! He Hui: It will take five days, I asked! D: If you don't know how to count your partner files for five days! Dear friend, can you read between the lines? )

15, Liszt city vs Manchester United: Jiang Zhongde: There will be a live broadcast at 9: 55 after the game. You can relax and have a cup of tea first. See you at nine fifty-five. He Hui: Will there be a tea party in the evening? . Jiang Zhongde: I just want to make a splash tonight, but I can't drive! (He Hui can't help Jiang Zhongde blowing len. )

16, Manchester United vs nongte: When Buffs ran outside the penalty area to compete with the opposing players for the top wave, he found that the ball was not seen by Jiang Zhongde: Buffs yelled again. He Hui: Looking down from the top, it's awkward. There's not enough around, just behind. He Hui: If a wave of Dup falls to the height of Buffs, I don't know if it will arrive. Jiang Zhongde: Give it a try. He Hui: I definitely can't go.

17, Buli wandered to Bowden: He Hui: I borrowed one from the back of the city in the second half of the year, and my family sent one first. (Good literary talent)

18, Hindland told Manchin that Mercadia's invasion of Kennedy caused a dispute between them. Mercadia made a gesture of writing to Kennedy, satirizing the contents of Kennedy's autobiography. Ding: Mercadia wrote about me! Write about me! Write about me!

19, Jiang Zhongde looked at He Hui's shoes, and then said to He Hui, How nice your shoes are? ! Yellow and green, so lucky. Are you a doctor? He Hui: Is that right? Am I good at it? ? ! Jiang Zhongde: Yellow and green? ! He Hui listened to Zhong's words and broke her head. (He Hui cheated lotus root? ! )

20.Beacon took part in the boot competition with his wife's name on it for the first time. When giving the opposing player a shoe, He Hui: Will it be tight if his wife's name is printed on the shoe? It's tied tightly. (-! -)

2 1, Middlesbrough vs Liverpool: He Hui: En ce wins two more yellow cards and will be suspended. However, Gaines didn't even stop playing, and he could still play Tiger Woods when he was free!

22. He Hui: Everyone has returned to this wave. It was Lonnie Johnson who combed his hair in Boga. He Hui: I know it was Lonnie Johnson who stepped forward, combed the defender's hair and held the goal!