Talk about pigs and dogs harming people.

1, skipping class is a carnival for one person, and attending class is the loneliness of a group of people.

2. You did really badly in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents.

3. School! Although you have my people, you can't get my heart.

Youth is running wildly, then falling down beautifully, getting up and running again.

From elementary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

6. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave.

7. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

8. I have never been late since I set my alarm clock to restless and got up and rolled around every day.

9. The funny Lei on campus said: Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, then we will ignore the bell.

10, prefer school to class.

1 1. I comfort myself every time I finish the exam. It's okay. Participation is very important.

12, the school is a funeral home, the class is a crematorium and the teacher is Rebecca.

13, I hope the class will be over and the school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

14, as long as you have classes in your heart, you have classes everywhere you go.

15. The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.

16, whether you speak or not is your business, and whether you listen or not is my business. My business is none of your business!

17, it was normal to have a stomachache when I was a child. Now you have a stomachache. People say you have your period.

18, if there were no homework, no exams, no exams and no parent-teacher conferences, I think I would like to go to school very much.

19. When I heard the teacher say that the fine would start again, I knew that his salary had been spent.

20. I always want to play computer at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer during holidays.

2 1, after the exam, no matter how bad your grades are, you must live with a smile. This is the dignity of scum.

22. I can't sleep at home and always doze off in class.

23, some people, the exam depends on strength, some people, the exam depends on vision, and I, the exam depends on imagination.

24. The situation on campus is basically that girls wear nightclubs and boys wear migrant workers.

25. The happiest thing is to lie on my desk and wait for class to end, and wake up after school.

26. Senior one, you learn silly coins; Senior two, don't learn stupid money; Senior three, you all know that you have learned stupid coins.

27. Examinations are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.

28. Ren Lei said: After studying Chinese for three years, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year.

29. When I was a child, I was most afraid of school teachers, parents and classmates telling me to sue teachers.

30. The teacher said: The senior high school entrance examination is coming, so don't fall in love and quarrel early, so as not to affect your mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest you be rejected and affect your mood.

3 1. After the exam, the eugenics will say: Lie in the trough, one more is wrong! Poor students will say, Emma, one more!

32. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank problem called not at all, a kind of multiple-choice problem called looking to the right, a kind of calculation problem called crying while doing, and an application problem called falling apart.

33. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen at that time.

34. I just got excited about the exam and wrote the exam number as QQ number.

35, homework, homework, how much. I did my homework and everything was wasted. Worried about homework, the world went to Qiu Lai like a veteran in the spring.

36. In that year's homework, one person was wrong, and as a result, the whole class was wrong.

37. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

38. The teacher's classic lies, no matter good students or poor students, I treat them equally.

Life is so short, why should the result of an exam affect our mood?

40. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

4 1. Please don't hurt my wife.

42. My period will be on holiday in two months.

43. bother me again ... bother me again. I'll beat you until you don't even know your mother.

44. Hello! Bullying my friend? Ask your doctor for me.

45. I hate doing morning exercises. It's embarrassing every time.

46. Your kindness was eaten by dogs, and your heart was eaten by pigs. Congratulations, you are worse than a pig and a dog now.

47. Falling in love does not delay study, but ... unrequited love.

48. When you are alone, don't think about two people. When you are alone, don't think about one person.

49. My wish is to sleep until I was a child.

50. Tanabata is coming. Who is the Cowherd and Weaver Girl most afraid of making trouble? Is it the queen mother? No. . . I have my period!

5 1. melatonin is only more than Wang Lao Ji. . .

52. Learn from the bad guys and the good guys. Mother's pet phrase

53. Who wants your shameless comfort? You don't deserve it.

54. It's not that recycling stations can't collect so much garbage.

I like you, but it doesn't mean I have to tolerate everything about you. I never owe you anything!

56. Girls who can't make up are the most beautiful! ! ! !

57. Thank the class representatives who once sheltered our homework!

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

59. Why did you say I hacked you? I can only say that it is more exciting to have you blacklisted!

I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? It's your meal, then your kick, and finally me.

The advantage of 6 1. news simulcast is that you can watch a piece of news completely even if you keep changing channels.

62. Young men with poor English have a bright future, while girls with poor math shine brilliantly.

63. Relax, I'm not a good person. ...

64. Handsome guy, you can look at it from a distance, but don't be ridiculous. Beauty, you can see from a distance, but you can't go far.

65. I found the most embarrassing dog B in Q Friends Park in Q Yukiko Iwai. Copy and paste to win people's hearts. Are you a pig and can't see the sky?

66. Some people are dead, but they are still alive; Some people are still alive, but they should be dead!

67. I had a good time with my dog today.

68. Today is a good day, and all your wishes can come true.

69. Nothing can compare with Grandpa Mao. He can buy me a lot of things.

70. A little ant forgot how to get home and asked his brother, How do you get back to the nest (remember me)? Brother said: think silently ... the little ant cried. Tell me something interesting on campus.

7 1. Watermelon air-conditioned mobile phone and wifi are indispensable! !

72. What do you have to show off in front of me?

You can't see how delicate the written words are. ▲ No matter how exquisite the text is, you can't see its sincerity. Interesting talk on university campus

74. Good times+crazy friends = good memories

75. Call your girlfriend a girl, you are a fucking donkey.

76. My mother told me that you men are rotten flowers.

77. I suddenly found myself downloading CF to let the other person leave campus for a funny conversation.

78. Neither man nor woman should be stupid today.

79. Tell you a ghost story: school will start soon!

Forty funny words that shocked the campus

1, I hope class will be over and school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

2. Skipping class is a person's carnival, and attending class is a group of people's loneliness.

3. School! Although you have my people, you can't get my heart.

Youth is running wildly, then falling down beautifully, getting up and running again.

From elementary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

6. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave.

7. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

8. I have never been late since I set my alarm clock to restless and got up and rolled around every day.

9. Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, then we will ignore the bell.

10, prefer school to class.

1 1. I comfort myself every time I finish the exam. It's okay. Participation is very important.

12, the school is a funeral home, the class is a crematorium and the teacher is Rebecca.

13, there are no bad students, only teachers who can't educate.

14, as long as you have classes in your heart, you have classes everywhere you go.

15. The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.

16, whether you speak or not is your business, and whether you listen or not is my business. My business is none of your business!

17, it was normal to have a stomachache when I was a child. Now you have a stomachache. People say you have your period.

18, if there were no homework, no exams, no exams and no parent-teacher conferences, I think I would like to go to school very much.

19. When I heard the teacher say that the fine would start again, I knew that his salary had been spent.

20. I always want to play computer at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer during holidays.

2 1, after the exam, no matter how bad your grades are, you must live with a smile. This is the dignity of scum.

22. I can't sleep at home and always doze off in class.

23, some people, the exam depends on strength, some people, the exam depends on vision, and I, the exam depends on imagination.

24. The situation on campus is basically that girls wear nightclubs and boys wear migrant workers.

25. The happiest thing is to lie on my desk and wait for class to end, and wake up after school.

26. Senior one, you learn silly coins; Senior two, don't learn stupid money; Senior three, you all know that you have learned stupid coins.

27. Examinations are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.

28, learn Chinese for three years, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year.

29. When I was a child, I was most afraid of teachers, parents and classmates saying "I'll sue the teacher" at school.

30. The teacher said: The senior high school entrance examination is coming, so don't fall in love and quarrel early, so as not to affect your mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest you be rejected and affect your mood.

3 1. After the exam, the eugenics will say, "Lying in the trough, another mistake! Poor students will say, "Emma, one more!"

32. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank problem called not at all, a kind of multiple-choice problem called looking to the right, a kind of calculation problem called crying while doing, and an application problem called falling apart.

33. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen at that time.

34. I just got excited about the exam and wrote the exam number as QQ number.

35, homework, homework, how much. I did my homework and everything was wasted. Worried about homework, the world went to Qiu Lai like a veteran in the spring.

36. In that year's homework, one person was wrong, and as a result, the whole class was wrong.

37. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

38. The teacher's classic lies, no matter good students or poor students, I treat them equally.

Life is so short, why should the result of an exam affect our mood?

40. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

Funny quotations from campus thunder people

1, I'm drunk and I won't accept anyone. I'm holding the wall! We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up.

3. Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.

4, planting grass does not make people lie down, it is better to replant cactus!

5. A scholar dies as a confidant, and a woman has plastic surgery for herself.

6. Even if you believe it, there are lies hidden in the middle.

7. To be a person, you should be a person hovering between A and B. ..

8. Lushan has a way to do it first, and there is no limit to learning the sea.

9. I am not a casual person. I'm not just anyone.

10, you use your mobile phone as a watch, why don't you drive an Audi to shit!

1 1. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

12, don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

13, the other half didn't get 100, only two people got 50 points!

14, patting the head to make a decision, patting the chest to make sure to leave.

15, if you don't peel the bark, you will die; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

16, who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

17, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

18. In the past, it took me 10 seconds on average to do multiple-choice questions. Now it's basically seconds kill.

19. Even if I were a frog, I wouldn't marry my mother.

20. The people who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you!

2 1, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

22. You look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

23. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

24. Students who were caught late: We are both unhappy-we meet each other forever. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? .

25. I have a little mind, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

You can't pretend in front of me, so I have to smile and watch you continue to pretend.

27. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

28. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

29. My name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata.

30. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

3 1, the only thing I can do this semester is to get enough accommodation.

32. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

33. God, did you let summer and winter live together? This kind of weather!

34. God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it. From then on, the world was dark.

35. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

36. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

37. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

38. Don't think you are texting in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch.

39. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

4 1, I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

43. I planted a boyfriend in the field in spring, but I forgot this crop in autumn.

44. There are always a few people. The whole class laughed as soon as the teacher told them to get up and answer questions.

45. The PLA uncles crawled forward one by one, just like green bugs crawling on the ground.

46. I really want to wake up I said to my primary school deskmate in the primary school classroom: I had a long dream.

47. I found that most people in our class have the same wrong answer. What happened?

48. Go your own way and let others take a taxi! Take other people's road, leaving others with no way out.

49. Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.

50. I'm so nervous. I'm going to be a senior three in six months, but I can't learn and I won't grow up.

5 1, I go to bomb the school and I'm not late every day. I ran as soon as I pulled the string, and the school was blown up with a bang.

52. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

53. Students who don't want to study in the morning should apply to me. As long as I have a batch, I don't have to come in the future.

54.iphone6 is really hard to grab. I walked in the street with a knife for a long time today, but I didn't see anyone using it.

55. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back. .

56, you hit me, I'm not afraid, I went to Beijing to find my dad, and my dad shot your ass three times with a machine gun!

57. The emperor said he collapsed, the vassal said he was dead, the doctor said he was dead, the scholar said he was not rich, Shu Ren said he was dead, and the students said he was dead.

58. school Qingming has three days off, and May Day has three days off, so May 4th and June 1st have three days off!

59. Don't fail, I want to; If I don't review, I will; You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.

60. bunting floats on the playground. Men and women throw darts. One dart for you and one dart for me. Intestines and stomach are flying all over the sky!

6 1, multiple-choice question: If lawyers and politicians fall into the river at the same time, would you rather have coffee or go to the movies?

62. I will have a son with a handsome name in the future, so others will say: what a handsome father.

63. The government thinks about how to collect taxes reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep reasonably!

64. In fact, I have always been very popular: when I was a child, everyone loved me very much. Now my civilization uses the word love.

65. I went crazy in class and reached out of the window. As a result, I just touched the breasts of our female teacher outside.

66. I think it makes sense. I can't refute it. What do you do at school all day, because you don't learn to bully and fall in love?

67. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

68. The Chinese teacher teaches the text of Chibi. Speaking of Cao Bing trampling on each other in Huarong Road, he said with emotion: The flow of people is terrible.

69. Can we find a place to have a drink and make friends? Or should I give you my wallet?

70. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

7 1, don't explain in front of me, because explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is lack of cleanup.

72. When you meet kind girls, you must cherish them, because although there are 6 billion people in the world, there are not many kind girls.

73. Spring is a season of colds and high spirits. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.

74. an upright man is open and poised is a man, but a villain does his homework. Looking up, I found it was moonlight and bowed my head to do my homework. I sat up critically ill and didn't do my homework today.

75. From childhood to adulthood, when the national flag is raised, attention is not paid to the national flag, but to whether the national flag stops at the top of the pole when the national anthem is played.

76. For a college student, you can do such a difficult thing to get up. What can stump you the next day?

77. The school sports meeting is a time when physical bullying abuses academic bullying. But when you know that Tiba and Xueba are the same person, you will want to hit the wall.

78. Do you know the Bible, son? If you read the Bible every day, even if you always skip class and surf the Internet, you won't fail.

79, playing basketball, throwing an extra-long three-pointer, not awesome, awesome is an extra-long three-pointer, you immediately ran to the basket to score.

80. When I was in college, a classmate quarreled with me and was at a disadvantage for a while. In desperation, I got up and shouted: You talk nonsense, I'm not stupid!

8 1, math, math, Chinese, Chinese, English, science, science, what would you do? Shame, it's not negotiable.

82. When studying in the library, it seems that the boy opposite must read a paragraph before allowing himself to catch his breath. All day, I felt like I was sitting opposite a cow!

83. I spent 80,000 yuan on a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty. I went to Jianbao column for appraisal yesterday. The expert said seriously: which Western Zhou Dynasty is this? This is from last week!

84. Self-study in the library, senior. How to do this problem, please? Senior: I already have a boyfriend. Do you still have to ask? Hey, this is really not!

85. When I was in primary school, a very annoying boy asked me to borrow an eraser. If I don't borrow it, he will pester me and hit me. Then I shouted with all my strength, I won't marry you.

86. Senior female: Hello, classmate. Where is Building 2? Handsome boy: Sister, I am a freshman. Senior female: Oh, where are you going? Sister will take you there

87. Every time the teacher thinks that he has been teaching for more than ten years, he never thought that we have been students for more than ten years and have never seen any fucking teachers. The teacher is weak.

Funny quotations that shocked the world on campus.

1, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. 2, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

3. Why do you sleep for a long time before you die, and you will sleep after you die?

A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

5, take the newspaper to the toilet, I am a scholar.

6, finished, you also ignore me, I became a dog ignore!

7. The two most important things in college are sleeping and taking exams.

8. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

9. I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

10, homework, let's break up. We are not suitable. Really!

1 1. I like you so much that you will die.

12, will you die if you don't talk? Pause for a few seconds, will you die?

13, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

14, you haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a person.

15, pregnancy is like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.

16, what's that noise? Look at the class next door. Quiet as death.

17, don't wait until everyone says you're ugly before you realize you're really ugly.

18, did the ancestors exchange blood for the holidays to let you do your homework?

19, how dare I touch you? I'm afraid I'll buy hand sanitizer for myself.

20, work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back, people go to the building.

2 1, since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on my head anymore.

22, eldest brother, do you know? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.

23. The teacher asked me to answer the question: However, we shouted for a thousand times and urged her for a thousand times before she came to us, still hiding half of her face behind the guitar from us.

Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

25. Would you please wipe your gum and see who is talking?

26. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

27. You don't have to explain to me. Explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is true.

28. I smiled Didn't you feel proud? What are you doing now?

29. Looking for a job after graduation: Age is a treasure, relationship is very important, and ability is a reference.

30. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

3 1, you will be my man when you wake up. If you can't wake up, you are my vegetable!

32. I used to be young and energetic, but now my youth is gone, so am I.

33. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with people who try their best to make you end being single.

34. These questions are very important, especially 3 questions, especially 6 questions, especially 8 questions.

My mother always treats handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

37. Some people die and don't want others to live, such as Newton, Faraday and Ohm.

38. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

Let me know when you go back and ask the head teacher to lead someone (the student affairs office is really not a place for people to stay. )

40. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out

4 1. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.

42. As long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women on the campus of Beihou University will live forever.

44. During the National Day holiday, the teacher assigned homework. A student said: teacher, we have seven days off, not seven years!

Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

46. When spring comes, a flock of wild geese fly north, one is B-shaped and the other is T-shaped.

47. Don't look down on those students who are absent from class all day. Everyone will have his own field!

48. It's said that children in China have a lot of homework, and to what extent, a box of Xuan Mai I bought is tasteless!

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

50. When I arrived at the examination room, I completely collapsed and saw tears all over the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

5 1, parents are looking for you, it's up to you, I can't control it. I got a female classmate pregnant. )

52. The merry-go-round is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance.

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four words to say. Including this sentence and the first two sentences. I quit.

54. Take the self-study exam at night and take out your mobile phone to search for the answer. Suddenly, the teacher turned off the light and I lit it up.

Honey, I'm pregnant for three months, but don't worry, it's not yours, and you're not responsible.

56, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love. .

57. What is happiness? Happiness is when you want to smoke and have no money to buy it, but you smoke second-hand China cigarettes in the smoking room.

58. I remember a buddy in our dormitory grabbed someone else's buns and said while eating: this thing is only suitable for buttocks.

59. It is said that a person's internal organs are worth millions of days! It turns out that I live a poor life of two or three million every day!

60. Among all directors, the head teacher has the least power; Among all the directors, the head teacher is the most responsible.

6 1, the teacher caught smoking, and he refused to admit it. The teacher asked, then why do you smell of smoke? Body odor.

62. I can tolerate fake bodies, fake faces, fake breasts and fake hips! But I just don't tolerate money. Yes!

63. The most shameless person I have ever met is homework. I said I didn't like him, and he still pestered me to fuck him.

64. If you need suggestions or opinions, we will provide them free of charge; If you need the correct answer, please pay extra.

65. Time is used for wandering, body for loving, life for forgetting and soul for singing.

66. I can't describe my creativity, my working ability and my writing ability.

67. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

Your shooting performance is really poor. If I were you, I would kill myself immediately in case you need more bullets.

69. Today's four fools: people who can't commit suicide by hanging themselves in love, people who take medicine without illness or disaster, people who sign contracts and void them, and people who giggle at mobile phones!

70. In junior high school, a math teacher talked about equation transformation. On the podium, he rolled up his sleeves and shouted: Attention, students! I'm going to change!

7 1, the first part: the sound of reading in the rain, I don't make any noise, the second part: family affairs, state affairs and what's going on in the world, it's none of your business. Horizontal batch: while playing.

72. The teacher asked to use more words and make more sentences. Some students wrote that Anerle sanitary napkins are drier and safer.

73. Go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I thought about it and said: 8 yuan! 12 can't eat!

74. True good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

75. for a school Yes Professionals? Yes A class? Yes Dormitory? Yes

76. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!

I have met Liu Xiang and Robles, but I still can't understand how fast they are. When I arrived at the university, I finally understood what speed was after a high mathematics course.

78. Change the homework song: I look left and right and look down. It turns out that every question is hard to answer. I read and looked, thought and thought, and the answer written on it was really strange, alas! How strange!

79. A female classmate is darker and her boyfriend is whiter. One day, the poisonous queen in the dormitory suddenly said to her, you can't do this. You will have zebras.

80. Being lazy in bed in the morning, I took out six coins from my pocket: If all six are heads, I will go to class! I've been thinking about it for a long time. Forget it. Don't take the risk.

8 1, studying medicine is hard and tiring, and the cost of studying medicine is quite expensive; Cells and tissues should be memorized and everything should be dissected. One hand and one knife, whoever refuses me is disabled. Not afraid of zombies, it doesn't matter how much the dead watch.

82. Our teacher's class meeting notice: There will be a class meeting at seven o'clock tonight. I know everyone is too lazy to leave, so in order not to delay everyone's online time, we will hold it directly in the class group. All students should attend class on time, and I will call the roll by video.

83. In the bathroom, senior, can you help me rub my back? My hands are not long enough. My boyfriend is on the school judo team. Do you still want to rub it now? Well, I suddenly found that my hands seem to be getting longer!

84. Study by yourself in the library. Senior: Junior, can you do this problem? I can teach you. Junior: Senior, I already have a boyfriend. Senior: Do you know any other schoolmates who can't do this problem? Will your boyfriend?