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A short story about population

Two or three census stories

This newspaper (Zhu, Guo) census is an important means to grasp the basic national conditions of the population, and it is the largest national mobilization survey in China. It is related to the formulation of a series of social policies, so it is a serious, earnest, glorious and arduous task.

As early as mid-August, the communities in Qianxiang were ready to enter a state of "combat readiness". Social workers and census takers get up early, work overtime, go all out and work hard. Some social workers didn't have a reunion dinner at home for more than a month because of their busy work. Everyone has only one wish, and that is to make the census accurate, true and successful.

Here are some short stories about people and things in the census.

The new "gatekeeper"

At five o'clock in the morning, a resident of Jinlong Garden who was on the morning shift hurried out of the community, only to be stopped by the "doorman". This resident turned out to be Zhang, the person in charge of their corridor. "ah! Sister Zhang, why are you on duty here? " "Just to wait for you!" "What's the matter, waiting for me so early?" "This is a census. I've been here several times, but you're not here ... ""I was at home last night. " "You were sleeping when we came, so I didn't bother you." "Oh, I'm sorry, I'll fill it out now ..." The resident was very moved and immediately filled out the information form. It is this census taker, Zhang, who is waiting for another resident who comes home from the middle shift at night 12.

Three "bosses"

Chen Bihua is an assistant in the community. In this census, the street confirmed her as a census instructor. Chen Bihua has mastered the spirit of the document and the key points, features and methods of the census through the pilot. She made an overall arrangement for the census work in the community and divided the responsibility list, and checked the townhouse questionnaires handed in by the census taker one by one, found mistakes and omissions, and conducted an audit on the spot. I always thoroughly understand the new instructions of my superiors for each census, and then inform everyone to implement them in time after the trial, so as to avoid detours. Therefore, all members of the community census team affectionately call her "Chief Commander Chen".

Xu Ye is the mediator of community health care. The young man is clever and witty. Every time the superior census working group sends a new "software", he always studies it to see how to use it with half the effort. Once he found the trick, he immediately promoted the whole group, thus improving the work efficiency. Therefore, all members of the census team awarded him the title of "Chief Engineer Xu".

Yang is a community security guard. As she majored in computer science and was a computer expert in the community, all the members of the census team met with technical obstacles, and they all asked Sister Li Qiao for advice. After a long time, Yang became the "technical director".

Outpatient "expert"

In the census work, we often encounter some "intractable diseases", such as some vacant rooms, which have been resold and sublet for many times and no one in the room can find them. When enumerators encounter such problems, they will think of going to the outpatient "expert" Xu Gendi to "feel the pulse". How did Sister Xu become this "expert"? It turned out that she used to be the director of the neighborhood Committee of the community and was very familiar with the residents in this area. Although some residents are not here, she can always find clues and clues through neighbors, relatives and housing agents, and finally find the real owner of this vacant room. It seems that this "expert" belongs to her in terms of seniority. Once she passed, she was "cured" of the disease.