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What are the sentences about the mood after getting a marriage certificate?

1. My husband got up early in the morning and lined up to get the certificate. Before getting the license, he promised to treat me to something delicious after getting it. After getting it, he dragged me home by bus and gave me a poached egg. I feel cheated.

2. After receiving the certificate, my husband leaned against the car with a melancholy face, took out his cigarette and took a sip. The whole person looked particularly sad, and asked me faintly if I was mature and stable after marriage.

I really envy those who laugh like fools. My biggest feeling at that time was loss, either because I didn't love enough or because I was hurt too deeply.

4. After receiving the certificate, I went out to the men's room, and my husband said at the door how to find a fool.

5. The child went early that day, and the first couple waited for the Civil Affairs Bureau to open the door! Then, after successfully obtaining the certificate, I went to eat a big meal. When I got on the elevator, my husband deliberately told me about his previous girlfriend, which had one more meaning than what he had told me before. Then we all stopped suddenly and started laughing. I said you're not afraid to get a license, are you? You start telling the truth and say, how many * * *! We have known each other for more than four years, been married for two and a half years, and have a big fat daughter. Husband is beautiful every day. He is really good to me from the heart!

6. When taking pictures, the photographer smiles as soon as he lifts the camera, and every stroke is a smile. There were so many people taking pictures that photographers always ignored them. Finally, they followed a persistent smile. After sealing the seal, he led me out and hid behind the cart. He said, wait, I'll smoke a cigarette to calm down, and then I looked at him, and the cart driver looked at him and smiled.

7. After receiving the license, I said that the photo was really ugly, and my husband said, whatever, I won't use it again.

8. He dragged me to get the certificate. I was so nervous that I stood back and tried to run, but I couldn't. I saw the same couple when I went downstairs. The man dragged me up, and the woman looked dead.

9. In order to remember the anniversary, my husband specially chose Valentine's Day and went to the queue early, and the card was free. To tell you the truth, I don't feel anything. Been in love for too long, that's all. It's not romantic at all, WeChat said after receiving the marriage certificate.

1 official day. On May 28th, those who can't be present can accept the red envelope transfer. At that time, the live broadcast room will be opened and yachts and rockets will not be rejected.

2.20xx I officially took off the shelf on May 20th 13: 04.

3. j110106-20xx-006521(marriage certificate number)

4.6 1 get the certificate, and finally you can have a lifetime of Children's Day.

Congratulations on becoming my legal first heir.

6.20xx May 20th, I was a girl.

7. I don't need your advice for the rest of my life, just listen to me.

8. Congratulations to this mysterious gentleman for legally obtaining the beautiful girl in the universe. Who the hell is my husband? Please bring some money to my wedding. (code his face on the marriage certificate)

9. I was raised by dog food and I gave it to everyone twice today.

10. The circle of friends earned, but the daughter-in-law lost.

1 1. Two years later, I changed her household registration book.

12. A long time ago, there were at least two kinds of beautiful women: married and unmarried. Now there is another one called non-hidden marriage.

13. I finally have a national certificate in my hand.

14. Make a fool of yourself. (Send a photo of my husband's marriage certificate)

15. Comrades, stop shopping casually recently and start saving money:)

16. Friends who received my money should pay back the interest.

17. Obtaining long-term meal tickets

18. Hello everyone. My wedding photos are distributed to different people according to different styles. If you see this melancholy style, it proves that you are a lonely person in my heart.

19. Look, this is the tombstone of our love.

20. Don't obey the government, don't convert to God, don't promise eternal responsibility, eat, drink and be merry.

2 1. after eating the whole family bucket, it is a family. (The picture shows the marriage certificate and the family fight)

22. What about love? Isn't it bad not to have a boyfriend like me? (Attach marriage certificate)

23. Pro test, no money!

24. The wedding day was Women's Day on March 8th, so I typed two words: Welcome Festival.

25. I bought a person for 9 yuan today! (Comment: It's free now. )

After seven years of romance, you are no longer my girlfriend, but my wife.

27. Party B is irrational.

28. I want to try this photo studio to take wedding photos, and go out as far as possible. Well, you guessed it, we are all Aries.

29. Personally, I have loosened my decision not to get married and have children this year. I don't know the reason for the looseness. Maybe it's age.

30. Suitable

3 1. Getting married is a big event for two people, my daughter-in-law and my mother. (photo with daughter-in-law and mother)

32. Life will drown our enthusiasm with dullness. Only by finding an interesting person to marry can I face the grim reality.

33. The second cup is half price for life.

34. Like money, you can get a 15% discount.

35. Go out with your boyfriend and take your husband home.

36. Put it down, wife card.

When she confessed to me, I said, what do you like about me? I can change.

After receiving the marriage certificate, WeChat said 202 1.

After receiving the marriage certificate, WeChat said 20xx talked about sending a circle of friends and said to receive the marriage certificate.

1 official day. On May 28th, those who can't be present can accept the red envelope transfer. At that time, the live broadcast room will be opened and yachts and rockets will not be rejected.

2.20xx I officially took off the shelf on May 20th 13: 04.

3. j110106-20xx-006521(marriage certificate number)

4.6 1 get the certificate, and finally you can have a lifetime of Children's Day.

Congratulations on becoming my legal first heir.

6.20xx May 20th, I was a girl.

7. I don't need your advice for the rest of my life, just listen to me.

8. Congratulations to this mysterious gentleman for legally obtaining the beautiful girl in the universe. Who the hell is my husband? Please bring some money to my wedding. (code his face on the marriage certificate)

9. I was raised by dog food and I gave it to everyone twice today.

10. The circle of friends earned, but the daughter-in-law lost.

1 1. Two years later, I changed her household registration book.

12. A long time ago, there were at least two kinds of beautiful women: married and unmarried. Now there is another one called non-hidden marriage.

13. I finally have a national certificate in my hand.

14. Make a fool of yourself. (Send a photo of my husband's marriage certificate)

15. Comrades, stop shopping casually recently and start saving money:)

16. Friends who received my money should pay back the interest.

17. Obtaining long-term meal tickets

18. Hello everyone. My wedding photos are distributed to different people according to different styles. If you see this melancholy style, it proves that you are a lonely person in my heart.

19. Look, this is the tombstone of our love.

20. Don't obey the government, don't convert to God, don't promise eternal responsibility, eat, drink and be merry.

Talk about the happiness of getting a marriage certificate in a circle of friends.

1. Falling in love with you is a feeling; Kissing you is a kind of happiness. I love you!

Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

3. For the rest of my life, bitterness is you, sweetness is you, and wind and rain are you!

4. Many people will feel bored after watching it for a long time, but the more they watch it, the more they like it.

If you can, please choose me again and again.

6. I miss you suddenly, but I am always in my heart.

7. Walking hand in hand in the afterglow of the sunset, the two backs gradually stretched together.

8. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance and live a poetic life with you from now on.

The best happiness is the care you give, and the most beautiful time is your company.

10. When we met, the spring breeze was ten miles, so it was you; When you are in love, the mountains grow high, and finally you.

1 1. The thought of spending the rest of my life with you makes me look forward to the rest of my life.

12. The best thing is that when people are crowded, you naturally hold my hand.

13. In the long run, I saw you three or four hundred and fifty-six times and missed you seven or eight hundred and nine times.

14. After knowing you, not liking you has become the most difficult thing in the world.

15. From now on, I am your wife and you are my husband.

16. You have realized my life wish. You have enriched my expectations for the future.

17. The rest of my life is all about you, and hundreds of millions of stars are not enough.

18. I have read thousands of words describing love, but they are not as happy as you.

19. God made you wait to meet the right person, not to find someone to make do with it.

20. Meeting you is my luck, and falling in love with you is destiny takes a hand.

2 1. Your smile makes my heart beat faster.

I didn't know what infatuation was until I was occupied by you all night.

23. After crossing Qian Qian, I miss you.

24. Be your exception and make you happy all over the world.

25. My happiness is to see you happy.

I clearly remember the moment when you knelt down with tears in your eyes. I hope that every time we have an argument in the future, we can remember this warm moment. We received the certificate today. From the day we were together, you never made me envy anyone.

27. From now on, we are a real family.

28. Our love is happiness, so simple.

29. Live a good life and love you slowly, neither too early nor too late. It happens to be you.

30. What is happiness? Reach out and grab it. Plain is true.

3 1. Home is like a huge thermos, and all my worries are stored in it.

32. The best happiness is the care you give.

I want to tell you that I have found heaven.

34. You are in my heart, which makes everything sweet.

I want to love you for three, ten and fifty years, until I am the only one in the world.

As long as I have you in the future, I have nothing to fear.

37. The best love is that two people work in the same direction.