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Talk about character. Never mind whether that girl is hot or not. It's not appropriate to give me a hand.

First, I am not afraid that you will cheat me, and I am afraid that you will not cheat me.

Second, explanation is always redundant. People who know you don't need it, and people who don't know you don't need it.

My world is warm because of you, but cold because of you.

Fourth, women are plump, thin and slim, tall and slender, short and delicate. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

My world was created and destroyed because of you.

6. Who doesn't wander from one embrace to another?

Seven, not afraid of ten thousand people stop, I am afraid of surrender.

Eight, the silent guardian is only happy for you.

9. Dare to open my heart and see the truth inside, and you will cry again with a sore nose.

The reason why you are happy at school is that there are people you like at school.

Eleven, if you are lonely and open to the sea, if time can talk, if you still miss him.

12. I was silently expecting, believing in my own existence, my helplessness in reality, and my last trust. I didn't understand until the moment of tears.

What you are doing now represents your future lifestyle.

I would rather be silent than have nothing to say.

Fifteen, live easily, and prepare for the best and the worst in everything.

16. Those who wait will never understand the feelings of those who wait.

17. Love does not mean that love can be loved. Sometimes happiness hides helplessness.

Eighteen, don't worry about the girl's fire, it's not appropriate to love me.

The happiest thing in this world is to find that the person holding you has the same heartbeat as you.

I will fight for what I want by myself.

Has anyone ever appreciated your kindness? They will only push their luck.

Twenty-two, if the school has a course of falling in love, will the divorce rate be reduced a little now?

I like tragedy, because tragedy is the most real.

Please remember that I am joking with you now.

QQ talks about mood phrases inspirational: How do you know how good you are if you don't force yourself?

1, there is no end to learning and no hesitation in moving forward.

2. How do you know how good you are if you don't force yourself?

Our future is not a dream.

4. There is no road longer than feet, and there is no mountain higher than people.

Everyone should pay attention to himself from an early age. Before others affirm you, you must affirm yourself.

6. When we were young, we played with toys, but when we grew up, we became playthings.

7. If you think too little, you may lose your dignity; If you think too much, you will lose the fun of being a man.

8. Don't always joke. Earnestness is easier to gain respect than cleverness.

No matter how bad the plot is, I refuse to wake up.

10, look at people with time and heart, not eyes.

1 1, the worst feeling is not loneliness, but someone you can't forget and completely forget you.

12, people are not saints, who can make mistakes? It's hard to change after that. (Zuo zhuan)

13, do things with love and be a grateful person.

14, don't judge your success or failure by what you have done, but by what you will do.

15, no matter how angry you are, don't do irreparable things. bacon

16, success is not something in the future, but accumulated from the moment you decide to do it.

202 1: A true friend will help you in your most dangerous time.

1, there are always some people, with a cold look and overbearing tone, who are torn before they are ripe. After cooking, people will find his worrying IQ, severe hand cancer and unparalleled magic.

A true friend is someone who will help you when you are in the most danger.

One day I will be brilliant and crazy with my brothers.

4. I can't scream at ordinary times, but when it comes to fighting, they are all fucking here.

As for friendship, I always believe that it is good to see people's hearts for a long time until the end. Time is a good thing to reveal people's true colors. You never know if there is a knife hidden behind someone else's smiling face. Friends who can't beat any gossip are hard to come by. Please cherish them.

6. You win, and I will accompany you to the world. You lost, and I'll make a comeback with you.

7. When you have a new circle, don't forget who spent the most lonely time with you. When you are in good health, don't forget who accompanied you through the most difficult time. When you move on, remember to pull back the people who accompany you. The sea of people on the road may not be good for you, but there must be someone who is willing to wait. I don't have the most friends, but it is absolutely true. Remember to keep in touch if we break up.

8. The friendship in student days is always so simple-"accompany me to the canteen." "Don't go." "Please." "Go!"

9. I have never come here at your peak, and I will never leave you at your trough.

10, the meaning of making friends is actually wishing our friendship can go to the end of the world.

1 1. People all over the world have left you, and I will be by your side. If there is a hell, we will go crazy together.

12. A brother is someone who laughs at you for drinking less when you are knocked over, but he is too tired to carry you home.

13. Time can take away life, but it can't take away commitment and friendship. Time is not old, we will not leave.

14, as long as I have a bite to eat, you won't be hungry-give it to my brother.

Funny sentence: I fed you with a handful of shit and urine. Do you think it is easy for me?

1, it is said that handsome guys are unreliable, so why are many single people not handsome?

2, a hundred years to repair the same boat crossing, a thousand years to repair bunk beds.

3. The mentality of the standard female diaosi is: I don't have a man, so I am fat for the winter.

I am so happy to see the news that you are lovelorn and that there is an earthquake in Japan.

I pretend to work for the boss, and the boss pretends to pay me.

Forgiving him is God's business. All I can do is send him to God.

7. I like you so much that you will die.

You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be your last words.

9. Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

10, without us students with poor grades, how can we set off students' grades?

1 1, people lose weight, waist and buttocks, why do they have to start with brain cells?

12, the children of poor families are in charge early, and the children of rich families are in charge early.

13, I thought I was decadent. Today, I realized that my morning paper was scrapped.

14. After studying martial arts for so long, I finally hope to make a fool of myself!

15, life is a bowl of hot and sour soup, find balance and happiness in the hot and sour.

16, if you can be meticulous with me, I will be naked with you!

17, if one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I am innocent.

18, not hate school, but hate some people and things in school.

19, I have been fighting for single girls; I never give up married women.

20. Happiness is in your own hands, not someone else's mouth!

2 1. The poor monk came to the Tang Dynasty from the east and made a special trip to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and find relatives.

22. I love you until the news broadcast finale.

23. Men can't be heroes without color, and women can't laugh without spending money.

24. Turn off the mobile phone computer. If anyone can find me, I'll go with her to get a marriage certificate.

25. During the onset of intermittent depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not find out.

26, not full, people only have one worry; There are countless troubles when you are full.

27, but in the blink of an eye, everything has become the past.

28. Because I don't like to tidy my room, they all call me a room-messy hero.

29. I fed you a handful of shit and urine. Do you think it is easy for me?

30. Drink some water. Nongfu Spring is growing. Have some meat. Bajie is more expensive than Tang Priest.

3 1, dormitory lunch break reminder card: Do not disturb the lunch break, please register next door first.

32. You must have been homeless in your last life, so you will live like this in this life.

You have the right to secretly love me, but you are not destined to be my boyfriend.

34. Beauty can only be used to deceive men, and cleverness can be used to deceive the world.

35. I dreamed that I was in a cold sweat during the exam and woke up to find that I was really taking the exam.

36. Experience tells us that time is the best medicine for acne.

37. I'm a psycho you taught me, and I'll let you have the same fate as me.

38. It used to be as light as a swallow, but now it's too bloated to jump.

39. There are too many 2B in this world, which directly leads to our talents being buried!

40. These days, there are too few bad guys, too many liars and a lot of fools.