Humorous sentences about injured people

1. I accidentally fell and my nose and mouth changed. It really hurt.

2. I can’t believe that my hand was cut by a piece of paper! Now I feel hurt and tired, and no one can listen. I don't dare to talk to someone, and I don't have the right to tell him.

3. My finger was injured today. Fortunately, it is quite strong and there is no bleeding. Although my hand is injured and I can’t move it, I’m surprised that I can still play games.

4. People with injured legs envy people with injured arms. At least they can walk normally! Alas, the IV drip keeps running out of time.

5. I am not an athlete, but my hands are crippled, injured, my waist is broken, and my voice is almost hoarse!

6. There are probably very few people who can be injured even by jumping rope! Just go ahead and cherish it. Now your arms and buttocks are all bruised by the rope.

7. The training driver got cut and forced me to raise my middle finger. It was really not a good time to travel today. I got cut on my hand at the gate of the driving school. I almost fell down when I was about to get in the car. It was so miserable!

8. Yesterday, my hand was scratched. The wound was closed but it still hurts. I tore it open and squeezed out a shard of glass from the inside.

9. My mood has hit rock bottom. I fell down while riding a motorcycle early in the morning, which made me feel really unlucky today!

10. My hand was injured. I bought some medicine and sprayed it on. It felt much better. No matter what you do, be careful not to get yourself hurt. Don't show off. Be careful to protect yourself. This will make everything go smoothly!