Irony about following dogs.

Irony about dogs following suit. Rewen 1. I want to be fat into a sea and drown all the flamboyant dead skinny people. ...

When reality raises his hand to hit you, you should give him a high five.

Do you know why you were cloned? Because you are grouped in the crowd.

I like to watch silently when others are pretending to be forced. Exposing them is boring.

No matter how bad your grades are, you should live with a smile. This is the dignity of scum.

6. Everyone has problems. The more you like it, the more you bully it.

You exist in my aunt's heart, and you are not afraid that my uncle will strangle you in the middle of the night.

8. Long-term contractual relationship between men and women on the basis of equality and voluntariness.

9. If you want to turn around, you will definitely see me waiting for you to hold me in your arms.

10. Life is like fighting landlords. One minute you're a gang, the next you're an enemy.

1 1. What you want is not me, but vanity, so that you can stand up when someone hurts you.

12. It doesn't matter, and you don't have to give me a chance. Anyway, I still have a lifetime to waste.

13. You should put your daughter-in-law under your mother and above all women.

14. Even if you are already taken, I will move you to my side.

15. meet someone, and then your life will completely change the plot that was not just love.

The satirical conversation with the dog was wonderful. 1. My aunt and Xiaobai fell in love, and they gave birth to a baby named sanitary napkin-

Sometimes, the font faintly visible on the wall is someone's little secret.

3. I found that I had special functions, which I could see every time the wolf disguised himself as a sheep.

I am very grateful to those people who appear in my life. I remember you very carefully, really;

People who have never stood in the same place will not know what it feels like to stand for a long time without bending their legs;

Dear, I love not your past, nor your family, but your present.

7. It's hot and cold for me, and it's flickering. If it's nothing, if it's shallow, if it's deep, is it interesting Is it fun? Is it a bitch? Do you have a dog?

8. Doctor, what's wrong with me? "Paralysis above the neck ... ah", what is that disease? "brain-dead"

9. I still insist on surfing the Internet when I have a fever at home. When I sneeze at school, I think it's terminal cancer.

10. The teacher said: Don't puppy love, there will be something better in the future. I want to say: I only want him and I don't want anything else.

1 1. Are you angry? If you are angry, I won't apologize to you, because I want you to taste the taste of being angry without being coaxed.

12. If you start to hide your temper and worry from me, then why do you want to be friends with me?

13. Every time I see the word "hehe" in chat, I want to take a hose, connect one end to the faucet, and stick the other end in your mouth to make you drink enough.

14. I met so many people, but why do you occupy such an important position in my heart and you seem to be the most passerby?

15. Don't be too ostentatious. Flowers smell natural.

The classic sentence of satirist 1 You praised me for rolling ten times underground.

I want to underestimate myself, but my weight doesn't allow it.

We learn many proverbs to cover up untouched scars.

What others pay is called charity, and what you break through is called brilliance.

I like to see you can't get used to me and get rid of me.

This little stubbornness is all I have left, which can be called my advantage.

7. graduation photo is the most embarrassing but reluctant photo I have ever taken.

Don't stare at me. Your face is not a palette.

I want to put a red flag on your head to show that I have occupied you.

10. The saddest love triangle. I love staying up late, and dark circles love me.

1 1. If you fail, get up again and move on-for yourself.

12. Your eyes will bend into a bridge with laughter, but I can't get there.

13. We are all old and can't always say goodbye.

14. If he always holds an umbrella for others, why are you waiting for him in the rain?

15.△ I didn't lock my memory well, so I'm sorry to make it sad everywhere.

16. I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?

17. Only when it impacts my dream will my heart be really touched.

18. A truly happy person is one who never forgets to enjoy the scenery when taking detours.

19. "You must unite yourself before you can play well with the world."

20. Be sure to find a good girlfriend who is crazy with you, pretends to be literary and loves taking selfies.

2 1. A buddy's daughter-in-law was pregnant yesterday. When she saw me today, she was singing: I planted a seed and finally bore fruit. Today is a great day.

22. "Say you like me and then I refuse you!" "Fuck you." "Go ahead." "I like you." "Then let's be together!"

23. Actually, it's almost enough to find a girlfriend, and they are also quarreling. It's just that some people are arguing with more beautiful girls.

24. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

25. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. It is easy to move, and everything is burnt.

26. I hope that when I receive the red envelope, I will open it and write another one.

27. Sometimes if you feel ugly, take out your ID card, and you will find yourself worrying too much.

28. Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under the lighthouse.

29. Don't arm yourself in a secular way, he will be acclimatized.

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

Single dog, tell me about single dog.

1, whether reading a book or playing games at night, remember to go to bed early. No one will send you a text message to urge you to sleep on time.

2. Eat wild vegetables at home when you have no money; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

3. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, but the person in front of me is actually single dog.

4. Waiting is an expectation. We are burdened with many people's expectations from birth, even when we are still embryos. With the expectations of parents, relatives and this big family, we grow up slowly while waiting. It is everyone's expectation that makes us live a healthy and happy life. The seeds of this expectation are in my heart, watered by the sunshine of love, and this kind of waiting is written in the eyes of my parents and friends. For this persistent waiting, we accumulated strength, we spread our wings and flew, we fell down in difficulties and bravely got up again.

5, love only one person at a time, choose a single person, worthy of love. Because I have loved, I am kind; Because you know, you are tolerant. Forgetting is a good thing, but don't forget those good people who helped you in trouble. Don't overestimate your strength in the group, because when you choose to leave, you will find that the sun rises even without you. You can forget the past, but you must let go.

6, Tanabata, who shows love between friends, I will take a screenshot. If you don't marry ta in the future, I will give you the photos in a red envelope!

7. Everyone says I'm single, hehe, that's funny. Isn't everyone the same? Are you body double?

8, a little lonely, a little painful, a little publicity, a little overwhelmed, a little need comfort. All right, open it. Kind of beautiful.

You can't do good without me. You can't do bad things without me.

10, you can't do good without me, and you can't do bad without me.

1 1, I want to find a healthy and ordinary girl who can fry tomatoes and eggs, operate a washing machine, have a little freckles on her face, blush when she meets strangers, and know how much a bottle of soy sauce costs, and will help me carry the rice home to wipe the sweat.

12, single, sometimes not necessarily noble. Being single may be more free, but freedom also has a synonym called loneliness.

13, she is single, so I will guard the city and myself. She's married, and I'm closed to the outside world. After she died, I demolished the city and committed suicide.

14. Teach you the most effective way to get rid of single dog and be my wife.

15, there is often only one small step between saints and ordinary people, and this small step often requires extraordinary perseverance to catch up.

16, you can't help but feel glad when you see cyclists pedaling hard in the cold wind on the bus, and you can't help but feel glad when you see sardines in cans on the bus. It turns out that all shortcomings are found in others.

17, nine times out of ten, the result of the argument is that both sides think they are absolutely right than before.

18, if one day I get married and the groom is not you, will you come to my wedding?

19, if there is a problem, find the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

I am no longer single dog this summer. Please call me hot dog. Interesting. Tell me about Daquan.

2 1 and 19 reported to the new school, and they became lovers the next day. This makes me how to live in a strange school like single dog. Do you have a child like me?

22. On this rainy night in late autumn, I am quiet and lonely.

In retrospect, time has changed a lot, but it can't change the fact that you are single dog.

24. Tomorrow is Qixi Valentine's Day. Just now, I went downstairs to finish shopping. The boss asked me, "Does Mr. Wang buy flowers?" "Why buy flowers?" "Buy flowers for my girlfriend." "Oh, how many flowers can you buy for your girlfriend?" Then, the boss silently took the flowers back. . .

25. Speak softly. Modesty, sincerity and kindness.

26. Don't say that you are lonely and energetic. In fact, you are single dog.

27. In a group of student parties, there is always a God-like single dog who can answer all love questions.

28. Don't comment on other people's lives. Maybe you haven't experienced what others have experienced.

29. Some people say that the second half-price advertisement hurts single dog. That's your single dog business. It's just right for us to eat two per pig.

30. Life needs to wait. Because what is waiting is reason and maturity; Waiting for courage and confidence; Waiting is strong and optimistic; Waiting for a thousand days, fighting for a while; Waiting is a blockbuster; If you don't fly, you will fly to the sky. Only in this way can our life be full of color and self-glory!

3 1, I should understand that the story has ended slowly from the beginning, so why bother to be so painful and persistent. Now that I have left, I will never see you again!

32. Hand index. I'm going to be alone on Valentine's Day this year.

You should walk more when you are young. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

34. Accidental success is more terrible than failure.

35. Sometimes troubles come from unreasonable desires.

36. I am most afraid of what you say when I tell you the truth with joy.

Filial piety should be timely. Good deeds should also be timely.

At present, there are four ways for women in China to succeed: First, learn English well and marry a foreigner. Second, learn English well, study abroad and marry a foreigner. Third, learn English well, study abroad, return home and marry a foreigner. Fourth, learn English well, study abroad, return home, work hard and marry a foreigner.

If I were a tear, I would fall on your lips and stay in your heart. If you were a tear in my eyes, I would never cry in my life, because I am afraid of losing you.

40. There are two me in the world. One pretends to be happy and the other is really sad.

4 1, spend Tanabata alone, Valentine's Day alone, and Christmas alone. Let me spend it alone if I can!

42. Many people climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that the ladder is on the wrong wall.

43. There are many choices in life. Be careful at every step. But one choice can't decide everything. Don't hesitate, don't regret making a choice. As long as we can persevere, victory is ahead.

44. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.

Don't show love on April 20. What should single dog do?

46. People sometimes have to push themselves. We need a powerful energy from ourselves to push ourselves to a new level.

47. Do you want to keep a dog at home? The single kind!

Single dog, what are you going to do that day? I sleep at home anyway.

49. Many things in our life are actually waiting, waiting for a result we want, waiting for an emotion that belongs to us and waiting for a beautiful tomorrow, so our life is just waiting.

50. smile It can not only show goodwill, but also shorten interpersonal distance.

5 1, the reason why I am single is very simple, that is, you are single and I am waiting for you, when we are together again.

52. Like a cat in an old alley, I am free, but I have no home. It's the first time I've heard that being single is so fresh and refined.

What's wrong with being single? It is not that I am unpopular, but that I am happy, proud and free.

54, no intention to think the worst. It's good to listen to anything.

55. It's not that easy to show love. single dog has the temper of Ta.

56, single is the seed of spring, full of hope; Being single is the scorching sun in summer, full of enthusiasm and brilliance; Being single is a fallen leaf in autumn, free; Being single is a snowflake in winter. Romantic love is not taking, but giving. Not a dream, not a delusion, love is not like this. It is a kind, honorable, harmonious and pure life.

57. I want to sleep forever, but I'm afraid I won't have you in my dream-you said you would take care of me all my life, but your life is so short.

58. Be grateful and never give up! Even in the fiercest storm, we should have the courage to look up and face the front. Because please believe: any suffering experience, as long as it is not destruction, is wealth!

59. Some people, some things, want to forget, can they really forget?

Happiness comes from a heart that knows how to give.

6 1, how long is the lonely night, but because of your love for me, I forgot that waiting was the original old life, but I waited calmly until the end of time.

62. You have a smile on your face. People with love in their hearts are the loveliest. They are bodhisattvas.

63. Being single for a long time makes you look good at dogs. Not to mention unscrewing the bottle cap, the fire hydrant can be unscrewed.

After military training, you are not single dog, but an excellent military dog.

65. If you learn to wait, you will learn to seize hope and find the way to success. Learn to wait, let the stars shine in the sky of the soul, let the flowers of wisdom be fragrant and bright, and let the ocean of life be boundless.

66. There are two kinds of single people, one is carefree bathing in youth, and the other is drowning in the pain brought by their predecessors.

67. In every love, there is a person who waits for that love silently forever. Maybe I'm the one. He doesn't expect you to give him a true love, just ask you to live a happy life. He doesn't expect you to think of him when you are bored, but please take good care of yourself!

68. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother, a rabbit by Ma Ma, and single dog by others when I grew up. On the animal history of a person's life.

69. We live in the same warm water area, and we may occasionally be entangled by aquatic plants, but because of each other's warm breathing, I believe none of them will be knots. If I say I love you, I will always love you. I wonder if you will believe me?

70. Stop calling yourself single dog. Dogs died at your age.

7 1, I spend your gossip time studying, and your nonsense time thinking, so I can't be like you. So it is not necessary and impossible for us to be friends.

72. Don't let single dog go out in winter. If you fall, it will become a thriving ice!

73. On Tanabata, single friends teamed up to take to the streets. When they see a couple, they walk in the middle. A couple is a couple.

74. Just received the imperial edict from the Jade Emperor: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl fell off the Magpie Bridge because of excessive excitement, and the Qixi Festival was cancelled. Please tell the single friends ~ ~ ~

75. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

Be kind to your hobbies, don't let hobbies make way for learning, let hobbies serve learning.

77. If people don't commit crimes against me, I won't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

78. If you don't want to make a single dog to show your love to others on Valentine's Day, you should take the initiative to tell Lao Zi.

79. Cherish your life-if God keeps you alive, you must have a plan.

80. On such a cold day, single dog may be upgraded to an ice-breaking place.

8 1. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied by others.

82. Don't ask me how to spend this Qixi Valentine's Day this year. I really want to skip, skip and muddle along, but I still admit that I only feel sad.

We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly teased the cat.

84. Some people are single because they are not serious about their feelings; And some people are single because they are too serious about their feelings.

85. Joy and gratitude are the power to eliminate troubles.

86. The boat of friendship turns over, and the boat of love sinks. Only single dog's boat can stand.

87. Don't ask me if I am single dog in the future. It's against heaven for us immortals to fall in love with mortals! Lying in the trough, now single dog can evolve into a growling dog?

88. Being single dog's younger brother is not easy. When necessary, you should be a brother, a guest boyfriend and, of course, a grandson at most.

Dogs have long since lived to your age. You should be a single turtle.

90. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

9 1. Asking what Valentine's Day is in the world is killing single dog.

92. Being single means the wrong ending and the right beginning. Being single means that you will no longer waste precious time and youth and do a useless job. Being single means a new burning, you just need to wait patiently for the man who is about to ignite you. Being single is just a simple multiple-choice question, A or B, crying or laughing, that's all. We are single, but calm.

93. I want to hire two children on Tanabata. When I meet a man, I will call him dad. When I meet a woman, I will call my mother. Breaking up a pair is a pair.

94. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin.

95. The single boy's name is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it.

96, Tanabata Valentine's Day, I rent it at a low price and sell it at a low price! Please book in advance if necessary!

97. If there is no next intersection, will we go to the end?

As single dog, only static electricity crackles with me in winter.

99. Happiness comes from a heart that knows how to give.

100, chocolate flowers are not dried on Tanabata, let my boyfriend dry them and see if there are any duplicates.

Talk about those who are tired of work, talk about those who are tired of work.

It is human nature to feel tired in life and produce negative emotions. Don't give yourself too much pressure. If you feel tired, you should slow down and keep a good attitude. Share with you the place where you are tired as a dog. Let's have a look!

1. It's almost one o'clock in the morning after a day's work. It doesn't matter if you are tired as a dog. TMD is full of anger, injustice ... heart tired ... and suddenly there is a feeling of despair. ...

It's so fake. I'm tired after walking more than ten thousand steps. My parents are still full of energy. Why can the elderly walk so much?

Is there anyone who hates sleeping time as much as I do? Speaking of bedtime, I'm so stressed that I can't sleep and feel upset. This is an unsolved scientific problem. Tired from exercise every day doesn't help. Listening to my roommate's snoring makes me stressed. Who can tell me what to do?

4. The first time I traveled alone, the first time I ate so late, the first time I waited in a long line and became a dog, and the first time I forgot everything. I love you very much, no matter what difficulties, I will go to see you.

Sometimes I feel that it is more important than anything to be able to calm down and do what I should do. Although I am as tired as a dog when I am busy, I feel really cool when I am finished!

6. Being a dog every day is exhausting, and it's really exhausting to be desperate. Life day after day is really miserable! Well, I'm tired from work, physically and mentally, hehe ... Come on, let's go on, don't bother, just let off steam.

7. When the dog is tired. Through attendance? Give me three times the attendance, and I won't come. But I'm an old man, and I'm a newcomer. Who am I to say? It's good to see these children going to college. I still remember when I first entered college. College is easy. It's good to be young.

8. Today is a very tiring day. I'm going blind if I don't eat some food. Drive to Damme temporarily to eat spicy food. I have no appetite. I think I'm getting thinner.

9. Although I have been moving bricks all morning, I am as tired as a dog, but I am really jealous now.

10. Today's weekly list will be announced tomorrow. My office doesn't have air conditioning, so I don't want to move. This is also the main reason for the low yield. If I record it for half an hour, I'll be tired as a dog. Alas, I am poor.

1 1. It is more important than anything to be able to calm down and do what you should do. Although I am as tired as a dog when I am busy, I feel really cool when I am finished!

12. I feel like a mentally retarded person, and my work is very tired, but I haven't finished it well or even badly, and I have no sense of accomplishment.

13. He is as tired as a dog every day and never leaves work on time. Sooner or later, he takes the bus and squeezes into patties, and there are traffic jams. Maybe he will be late. Life is not easy, and live and cherish it.

14. I'm tired after work, and I have to wash the dishes. I almost fell asleep because the children were clamoring to play flying chess, and I had to wait on others. No one has ever asked me if I am tired. Tired as a dog, my heart hurts ~

15. The training camp ended today. At the beginning of private education, it is to practice strength. After that, it's a dog, and tomorrow is another day when you can't lift your hands.

16. I'm tired of being a dog after work every day, and I don't get a raise! One experience as a waiter in this kind of work is enough.

17. The happiest thing to hear today is that we didn't do this project, hahaha. We stayed up so many nights, sacrificed the weekend and became a dog, not celebrating the whole world. Don't take such grinding things in the future. Party A is really a sand sculpture. As long as it doesn't die, you will die, so don't do it, hahaha.

18. If you are really busy, you have no time to think. You run around during the day, and you just want to sleep when you get home at night. You are tired to be a dog these two days.

19. After the exercise, I turned into a dog and was ready to go back to wash and sleep. The old lady said I could borrow this ball. Looking at their three generations together, I suddenly feel that life is just a few decades, as if I were drawing a reincarnation.

20. The group of people I went to turned out to be redundant people who had already been arranged to brush off. It's really good. I thought I would be tired to be a dog, but I turned out to be a pig.

2 1. Too tired to love the world ... Some people are still chasing geckos in the desert. This is a lovely year. Nima, are you trapped in the desert? I can only chase gecko, wait, it will rain tonight.

22. A man who makes his wife a dog is not a successful man, nor an excellent man, nor a good man.

23. Changing careers is still a dog. I thought it would be different to come to this company, but I found that I still have to take the same road. This is both an opportunity and a challenge. It seems that the door will be closed for a long time. After that, be sure to take me on a trip chubby. Don't forget your recent goals, take care of both, save money, save money, save money, save money!

24. The three-day trip to Guangzhou Changlong is finally over. I am tired like a dog and have a good time! Changlong Hotel is worth a stay! Children love to eat!

25. Today, I am as tired as a dog. Opening a new house is really tiring. I dragged it four times, and the sweeping robot dragged it twice before I saw it, that is, I saw it.

26. I'm tired like a dog, I have to do everything, and I have several jobs, but ... I have a lot of dissatisfaction in my heart ... Is it really necessary to fight like that?

27. I want to do something mindless now. It was not difficult to brag about our company's accounts everywhere before. Wow, it's tiring to check the accounts in the direct store. And I really didn't check the manual accounts.

Talk about irony

First, the people who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you!

Second, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

Third, you are really a tree. How easy is it?

Fourth, you can be vain, because that is a woman's nature, but don't let yourself be a tool to add vanity to others.

I didn't know until the end that I was just a joke to you.

Six, how to say, as long as your base does not affect us.

If your wish comes true, I congratulate you, but I can't smile and bless you.

Eight, only the heroine is sad, but the wife is hard to find a job.

After reading The Legend of the White Snake, I realized that Xu Xian was a rock climber!

Ten, people are duplicitous liars, but they will also meet people who stubbornly believe in themselves.

The only way to catch a man is never to satisfy him.

Don't try to change anyone, because no one can change anyone, only he is willing to change for you.

Thirteen, happiness should be found separately, and finally you will get used to a person's scenery. After so long, I finally learned to smile and think about him.

14. A person's greatest weakness is not selfishness, barbarism and willfulness, but paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.

Fifteen, a woman's kindness is directly proportional to a man's duplicity.

16. Please don't forget if you can. When the wound heals, you must be willing to leave.

I am my best doctor, but I am the most incurable patient.

Sometimes, learn to regard disappointment as a kind of harvest, because there is hope, there will be disappointment.

19. Do you think everyone in the world is your mother, or should everyone spoil you?

What you remember is not the pure scenery, but the person who stood in the scenery and denied it.

Twenty-one, there is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

At the age of twenty-two, I finally stopped thinking about him, because he has been away for too long, and my habit is no longer a habit.

Twenty-three, in this city, be a passing scenery, be a passer-by, just for one person.

Please respect yourself.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

Twenty-six, knowing a person depends on fate, understanding a person depends on patience, and harmonious coexistence depends on tolerance.