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Tomorrow is the weekend, I am very happy to talk about it

I would like to express my happy mood to everyone!

1. I will always remember the summer wind, which clearly said it would heat me to death.

2. If a person has no dreams, what is the difference between being carefree and carefree?

3. God will not treat crazy people badly, it will only punish them to death.

4. In addition to marrying you and transferring money, saying that I like you and missing you are all lies. It is better to pay a huge sum of money than to ask for help.

5. Like this article and say, if you are single within three days, if it doesn’t work, come to me and I will be your partner. Inspirational Network

6. If you are sad one day, please call me and let me know that you have this day too!

7. I have been suffering from insomnia recently and wake up every 16 hours.

8. Although my money is not brought by the strong wind, it is very much like it is blown away by the strong wind.

9. The road to success is always under construction.

10. Can I apply for 5G now? I want to get one done for you, but I think your internet speed for replying messages is not fast enough.

11. I sincerely want to make money into my hobby.

12. As a person who has been there, my advice to young people is: don’t come here.

13. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend this weekend. Can you recommend any good boyfriends? 14. When Peking University was offered a recommendation, I didn’t go. Firstly, I wasn’t used to the climate there, and secondly, I wasn’t the one who recommended me.

15. Many things in life will eventually get better with time. For example, many people are just fat initially, but over time they become obese.

16. Gentleness is for reference only, please refer to the time of anger. Inspirational.net

17. I really like you and will always put you first. Let’s not talk about it now. The game is on.

18. If you dare to touch a hair on my face, I will make you hairless.

19. You don’t have to pretend to be cold. I have no intention of continuing to pester you. Lend me ten yuan for the last time.

20. Have you seen the stars in the sky? That’s right, I lost them all in ranked!

21. Let me reiterate, I am not a target, I am not wanted by anyone.

22. Life is like a dream, I always have insomnia; life is like a play, I always get in trouble; life is like a song, I always go out of tune; life is like a battlefield, I always get off track.

23. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and it only takes a bottle of wine to change from a human to a monkey.

24. We had a little disagreement: she wanted me to turn dirt into gold, and I wanted her to treat gold like dirt.

25. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hairstyle have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a problem with their face.

26. Still on the thorny road, there are still snow-capped mountains that have not been climbed, rivers that have not been crossed, giant dragons that have not been killed, and handsome boys that have not been picked up.

27. I don’t dare to ask you what kind of girl you like, I’m afraid I match them all.

28. When our love rival fell into the water, we could only pee. 29. I have a dream. There are only 5 fill-in-the-blank questions in one test paper, including school, subject, class, name, and student number. 20 points for each empty space.

30. Every morning when you wake up, your hair looks different. Either Saiyan or Ultraman.

31. No matter what age it is, there is no sense of gangsterism at all.

32. Three feet of ice will not last in a day, and three layers in the lower abdomen will not last in a day. Li.Zhi.com

33. In ancient times, the nine-tailed fox had nine lives, and they died in different ways: language, foreign affairs, history, geography, etc.

34. If you treat your wife badly, don’t blame others for treating your wife well.

35. Hello handsome boy, my name is Ledo. Maybe you want Yakult?

Let’s talk about my happy mood. I hope everyone likes it!