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A provocative love story.
0 1 Has anyone confessed to you?
There is one,
Then I'm the second one
02
If someone loves you more than I do,
Willing to die for you,
Then let him die. I will love you.
03
Why is the cell phone dead so soon?
Come and talk to me,
Who did you fire again?
04
I really don't adapt to this world,
then what After seeing you, I feel more or less adapted to this world. "
05
If you mess with me again, I will write your name on my underwear.
Fart and kill you
06
If only my mother had a daughter-in-law like you.
Why? "
So her grandson won't be ugly.
07
I'd better not tell you what I think,
Why?
No matter how much I tell you, you are worried.
08
Idol, you can't have him,
"So?"
You might as well chase me. I can handle it in three or two.
09
It is said that brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes, since I had you.
I can finally stop streaking. Thank you, dear.
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