Talking about being lost

Funny personality, I have been lost on the long road of life.

1, you said you would wait for me to come back, and you did it. You found someone to wait with.

I thought you would take my left hand and walk with me, but you just wiped your hands with my clothes.

If you treat the world as shit, we will treat you as a maggot.

4, my heart is like that little cookie, I can't help your breaking and soaking!

If my life is a movie, then you are the advertisement that pops up in the middle.

6. How ugly can you be, just like donkey face and Dalmatian?

7. The long road of life has been lost.

8. Wallet, wallet, what's wrong with you? Get thinner every day! There's no wallet cirrhosis, is there?

9. Women don't want to cook, but want to be wives.

10, give me a fulcrum and I can pry your girlfriend away.

1 1, the dead, afraid of you talking to him, afraid of him talking to you!

12, chairman Mao said: anything that does not aim at giving strength is just a cloud.

13, money is a bastard, spend it and earn it back.

14, the first part: I didn't bring my student ID card, and the second part: I didn't do the listening and reading composition questions. Horizontal approval: Focus on participation!

15, God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!

16, drank the medicine, handed the bottle, hanged himself on the rope and jumped off the building with a small handkerchief.

17, walking on the wall, vomiting blood, it's time to go home and wash and sleep.

18, iron pestle can be ground into needles, and wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

19, teenagers are not reckless, bold and presumptuous. How can they get the theme when they are old?

20, the days without paper towels are really painful, hanging two noodles every day.

2 1. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

22. Watching TV plays means watching other people's lives on your own time.

Looking at your wedding photos, I really want to PS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.

24, one person lives, two people are happy, three people live to the death, four people ... why don't we play cards?

25. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, good horses don't eat grass back, and it's fashionable for old cows to eat tender grass. There is plenty of grass in the world.

Girl, relax. I am not a good person!

27. When there is gold under a man's knee, I will bend my knees to pick it up!

28. The host has nothing to eat tonight. Let's kill the second brother!

29. Advertisements tell us that money can still be spent like this.

30. Most people lie from writing, and a few truths start from writing love letters.