The mood of staying up late and losing hair. Tell me a funny sentence about staying up late and going bald.

Young people always stay up late, while old people are bald. I sorted out some funny sentences about staying up late and losing my hair. Let's have a look. I like to remember to collect them!

1, I dreamed that I lost a lot of hair and grass.

There is no more terrible dream.

3. My father came to my house to sweep the floor, swept out my lost hair and said, Look at the dog hair in this place.

4. Why do I always lose my hair recently? Every morning after combing my hair, I dare not look at the hair loss on the ground. Am I going bald?

My hair doesn't love me anymore and has left me.

6. In order to reduce hair loss, I simply don't wash my hair.

7. I didn't cherish it when my hair was thick, but now I regret it.

Although you look smart when you stay up late, your hair looks like dandelion.

9, dark circles are better, a lot of bags under the eyes are also a lot of skin, a lot of hair is not lost, and staying up late is not long! I haven't had acne for almost a month.

10, Bald hasn't lost the battle yet.

1 1, only hair loss can last for so many years.

12, getting rid of poverty is not as easy as hair loss.

13, sudden death is not national anxiety, hair loss is.

14, the hair must be a girl, after all, women's universities do not stay.

15, if I were an angel, I should be an angel with hair loss.

16, I count sheep when others have insomnia. I count my hair. There are 345 hairs less tonight than last night.

17, people should learn from others even if they are not smart.

18, I want face, money and no money, but now I want to be hairless.

19, staying up the deepest and losing hair the most.

20. Young people always stay up late, while old people are bald.

2 1, everyone took off the bill, and I lost my hair.

22. I am very clever. I never used a comb again.

23. It's urgent to use hair tonic. Recently, my hair has fallen off a lot with a comb. I'm afraid I won't go bald if this continues.

Even if I had one hair left on my head, I wouldn't be so sad.

25, my good friends are all divorced, and I am even worse. I have lost my hair.

26. I want to collect it every time, but I think that there will be a lot of messy hair on my head in a few days, and it will be very painful to collect it with the naked eye.

27. I will really lose my hair. My hair is everywhere in my house, but I still have a lot of hair.

28. I find a lot of hair when sweeping the floor every day, and I can comb my hair, but fortunately, I really have a lot of hair and I still lose a lot every day.

29. Do you have hair loss troubles like me?

30. People have 3,000 worries, and I only have 1,500 worries.