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Tanabata is suitable for single dog. I knew it.

1. Today is Oriental Valentine's Day. Fortunately, I'm from the south.

2. Tanabata, I can count. If nothing happens, it's none of my business.

3. Boyfriends are not stingy, unassuming, lazy and nonexistent.

Today, we don't accept gifts on Tanabata, but only boyfriends.

I'm a socialist successor, so I can't be affectionate.

6. Love can be late, but takeout is not.

7. I finally ended my single life for half a year, and now I start the second half of the year.

8, Tanabata is coming, Valentine's Day is for lovers, and Di Renjie is for enemies.

9, notice notice! Important notice! Cowherd and weaver girl fell off the magpie bridge because of excessive excitement! Tanabata is cancelled.