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Help the goblins! SJ's famous saying.
Kim HeeChul, the so-called Cinderella, a super alien with thinking and a terminally ill prince, attracted a large number of people to like his petals.
His name is as beautiful as his appearance. Xi Che, Xi Che, a man like a flower, fell down like an ordinary person. He is an angel, and his life is just to find his wings. Some people can't understand him and slander him for no reason. He always ignores him and sticks to his principles.
Let's sort out the classic quotations of this little boy who has broken the line first. Che, a simple and narcissistic broken child, sometimes looks like an urchin, and sometimes looks like a prince. Ok, not much to say, let's enter the princess's four-dimensional world first!
(1) X-men
1. If Xi Che makes his debut in xman. ....
"Look at your appearance, like a hybrid. Oh, is it a hybrid? "
"No, I am a native of Jiangyuan ... I have never been abroad."
Everyone praised Xi Chejiangyuan Road for its lovely hometown dialect. Let him say a few more words. .....
"(Hometown dialect) If I have to speak dialects all the time, my image will be miserable." A truly beautiful beauty, as a newcomer, is not shy in front of her predecessors and shows her true side to others, which makes people instantly attracted by her personality charm.
2. In the "of course" link of the X-Men,
After uncle Myeong-soo Park's absurd attack, the princess said politely, "Let's call it a day!" " (Everyone is very nervous)
The princess bent down and looked up seriously and innocently: "Can you see me?" (refers to Uncle Park's small eyes)
(PiaoShu a surprised, the princess nifty made a face. )
Park: "Of course. I heard that your nickname is Cinderella? If you are Cinderella, then I am Snow White. "
(It's the belly princess-it seems that Kim Jong Kook said it, which made everyone laugh. Park can only sigh. )
Car: "Of course. Then I agree that you are Snow White, but did you become like that by eating poisonous apples? "
(refers to Uncle Park's appearance ..., everyone laughs)
Park (speechless): "The face is like this not because of poisoned apples, but because of aging (? ), is the witness of the years!
You said you were Cinderella, right? Are you waiting for your prince charming or the prince of the sea every day?
(The Prince of the Sea is a song sung by Uncle Park. ) Which prince is it? "
(The princess definitely came down, and the uncle danced strangely and confidently.)
Che: "Do all the sea kings look like you? (MC kicks aside in a simple way) But does the sea prince also fry chicken legs?
(Uncle has a fried chicken shop) How nice it is to catch some fish for seafood, why fry chicken legs! "
(In the laughter of everyone, Uncle Park knocked down) (Smart princess, super quick response, really unparalleled! His fairy tale head made Uncle Park unable to fight back. What a notorious poison tongue! )
3. Car: "Do you know that I am more beautiful than you?" (To Park Linjing, Princess of Sifang who succeeded Park Shu)
Che: (Yes) I just said that your face looks like an inkstone. I take it back! (Seeing Lin Jing's triumphant expression ...) His face is so red. Did he just eat red inkstone?
Lin Jing fainted ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (describing a face like an inkstone, which is what most people can think of, only Princess Philip Burkart can blurt it out).
Bada: "Please come out of the fish that swam into my sea." (Bada means sea in Korean ...)
Kim HeeChul is out of line. ...
MC: "What kind of fish are you?"
Kim HeeChul: "I am a shark ... sharks are terrible to other fish, but fragile to the sea." (The most classic metaphor said at that time, clear metaphor, extremely romantic, can be called a famous saying)
It turns out that no matter how brave a man is, he will become a coward in front of the person he likes, which is why "I love you" has become the hardest sentence to say in this world. What else is there to say? It is simply a classic)
Although most people choose white sugar, I will choose brown sugar. (It's really a princess's character)
6. Half of mine is like a rose. That one is beautiful, but it has thorns (Chae Yeon). A lover who wants to be a princess is definitely not something in the pool.
7. Myeong-soo Park: "Young people ... life is very difficult ..."
Che: "I didn't ask you to live like that …" (an honest boy who speaks his mind)
8. Chae Yeon jj: Ah ~ Bitch, it will be more beautiful to put your hair down, too ~
Xi Che: Am I pretty? This is beautiful ~ is that beautiful? Jealous? (Raise your head and make a provocative gesture)
Then put it on, the car: "Wash your hands after eating grapes at night before going to bed!" " (referring to the grape nail polish on JJ's nails) and then kept calling: "wash, wash!" "
…… ……
Cai: "I know you are beautiful, but you can't learn my sexiness, can you?" (arrogance)
Car: "Of course. I met Chae Yeon jj about 8 months ago, and now I am much fatter than then! I eat five meals a day and I won't get fat. What did you eat to become so fat? "
XMAN told Chae Yeon that you and Brother Hu Dong are in the same level. Are you happy? (The disease of the lovely prince)
9. The car plays "of course" with a woman. The car began to become very gentle and asked the woman if she was tired from playing games just now ... Then her attitude suddenly changed 180 degrees and she said sternly to the woman, "You just hit me, which hurt a lot. Are you a bison? " ! "Then he turned into a blank face, leaned close to the woman's face, looked into her eyes and said," It's beautiful ...! " "Hearing this, the woman looked shy and at a loss. I saw the car and said, "I mean me in your eyes! ! ! "(defeated by him, any program should promote its own handsome)
(2) Love letters
1. The princess wants to wrestle with Hyde. Chae Yeon cheered for the princess.
Chae Yeon sang and cheered,
The princess interrupted him and said, "I know, I know." Go in "(handsome. ~~)
Hyde is smoking. . . At this time, Chu Che's black hair is so elegant and looks like a prince, completely driven by his charm.
3. A sentence from the princess to the third generation of love letters in the third season in Knocking on the Door:
I will let everyone know that I am more than just appearance! (speechless, terminally ill prince disease)
4. Love letter 22 to a tie: Men always want to solve love problems by force! ! (male chauvinism ~ ~)
5. I like you
Not because you have money.
It's not your face.
Because you are QHB, born in X, 1983, you little fool.
(Bin designed a scene where he changed from a rich girl to a poor man in the confession session to see her boyfriend's reaction. )
After Jin Zhongmin and Myeong-hun Cheon turned against each other and left.
The car was affectionate and cut Bin's hair, saying that all the girls were touched on the spot (what a romantic conversation, those who have seen it must be moved by the princess).
6. Moderator: Xi Che (Why did you come out? )
Leader: red trousers, pink pants, flower pants, I have them all.
7. Call Bada out of her concert
And keep changing songs.
Finally, I went to the TV and pretended to be helpless. Alas ... I can't touch it on TV ... = =
Kim HeeChul should have the style of Kim HeeChul ~ (only moved, watching the car play with the remote control like an urchin, but the ending is romantic enough to be beaten by the players after returning to the team, which is the style of the car)
8. Tim and Huang Jingyin answered what is the full name of "UFO" proposed by Jiang Hudong. After they answered the Unidentified flying object, the princess at the back insisted on saying "coco". Jiang Hudong asked, "where did you see cocoa? The princess said confidently, "I feel there will be one today"! ! Finally, after they said it again, the princess was connected to "Cocoa"! ! ! ! I'll take it out right away ... (stubborn and funny, very naughty)
9. Under the third love letter:
Princess confession: (arrogant) I have been observing you, and it seems that you have a good impression on me, too. Why am I so rude? That's ... (Han Geng thinks he's going to be sick again, tugging at him) Be honest! You may think I'm rude. Didn't you say that heaven is fair? He is good-looking, intelligent and talented, and of course he has a bad temper. Don't you think I'm great? (Jamey looks at him carefully: You go down! ) laugh ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ `.
Then eye contact, from arrogance to cuteness, startled Yamei. The princess's eyes are too big ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Ya You Mei: Wait a minute! The princess was scared because she was so nervous that she thought she would just go on! ! !
Han Geng confession version: (full of confidence) Hello, it's the first time to see you today. Nice to meet you. You have worked hard today. (Singing: Do you love me? Can I ask you this? Do you love me? Is the tenderness you gave me loneliness? Do you love me? Do you still have regrets in your heart? Do you really love me?
Ya You Mei: (Very moved) What song is it?
Han Geng: (shamefully) Do you love me?
……
……
Timing: Is it kind (? ) Han Geng? Or naughty Xi Che?
Ya: Han Geng, very good!
Han Geng happily got off the bus and hugged Xi car: Xi car was hard! (This is the first time that Geng has been on such a popular program in Korea as a foreigner. The princess changed the way of taking pictures infinitely in the past. Like a clever wife, the husband and wife played with Geng's hunger, and the car rolled on the ground with a humiliating smile. Finally, the couple chose the link. In order to make Geng appear in the camera, the princess stepped forward to "rob" Ayumi because the one who directly became a lover was directly cut. It was made on purpose.
(3) Star Golden Bell Award
1. I hope to be called superjunior by mc ... a duel of revenge. ...
In the conversation between Che and Lu, there is no pause in every sentence ... This is the fastest response ... How smart they are. ...
Car: "Do other men tell you that you are happy?" (Other men refer to Tet ... = =)
Lu: "Is the car a real name?"
Car: "The hairstyle is different from last time."
Lu: "Actually, what I fear most is the car. Do you know why? "
Car: "Are you wearing mushrooms on your head?" (attacking Lu jj's hairstyle ... = =)
Lou: "Why do you call me aunt?" (The car is always called Aunt Lu jj...= =)
Car: "At first I thought it was someone else. Are you really? " "(attacking Lu jj is hard to see but I don't know ... = =)
Lou: How old do you think I am?
Car: "What about me?"
Lou: "Do you know my age?"
Che: "Then you think I like you?" "
Lou: "Then why am I your aunt?"
Car: "Did my aunt go home yesterday?" (The audience burst into laughter ... I completely accepted his quick response ...)
Lu: How old is your aunt?
Car: "Te Li scolded her aunt when she came home yesterday. What's the matter? " (The audience laughed again ... I should be very helpless ... = =)
Lu: "Actually, I prefer another person to me. Who is that man? "
Car: "It's not the same as last time. What's wrong? "
Lu: Che Jun is also different from last time. What's going on? "
Car: "More handsome!"
After showing off, he gave up automatically, turned away, and even blew a kiss on the camera ... the audience burst into laughter, cheers and applause ... Anyway, this performance shocked me. Apart from the princess's witty question and answer, the last boastful kiss was really classic and naturally unpretentious. Although MC Lu won, I guess she was as depressed as losing. )
2. At the star Admiralty on March 25th, the host asked the princess what was the secret of her popularity, and our princess replied:
"It has a lot to do with appearance, but there are other elements, so don't judge a book by its appearance" (praise from beginning to end) (if you don't praise the dinosaur, you will come back to life)
3. MC: "Xi Chejun, tell me about your role in the team?"
Car: "(Cute) I'm a kid on the team."
Moderator: "There are many questions about Xi Che. What do you think of your appearance? "
Car: "Maybe many people are not very satisfied with their looks, but because people around me often say that I am handsome, so ..."
Master of ceremonies: "Shiyuan laughs at you behind your back ... Shiyuanjun, to be honest, do you think Che Shuai or you are handsome?"
Origin: "(without hesitation) the car looks handsome." (Full court "-")
Che: "Why ~ He said I was handsome ~"
Master of ceremonies: "Do you think Shi Yuan is handsome or you are handsome?"
Xi Che: "Hey, the original source agreed ... (deliberately pause)"
The whole audience laughed ... I was depressed from the beginning ... (Hehe, every time I was defeated by the princess's lovely boasting, I liked this alien head more and more)
4. prologue ....
Moderator: Jin Donghai is performing for the first time today. Did you win the first prize in the image conference?
Donghai: (shy) Yes.
MC: Isn't it the first place in the image contest?
Donghai: (Modesty) They gave it to me.
MC: Ah ~ Really?
MC: Can we have a look at it from the perspective of images?
(Donghai poses so handsome that someone drools)
climax ....
Compere: The image angle of the car?
Princess: No angle. Anyone who looks at the camera is a handsome guy ... (smiling at the camera) (only a princess can say such a thing naturally because she is confident and beautiful)
5. Princess: Yes, it should be very cumbersome!
Ten yuan rushed to bear hug ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
At a mental sports meeting
One girl said that everything was fine with Xi Che, but her mind was like an alien.
Then he said, "Is this appearance something you can see on earth?" (I have to sigh his wit, aliens come on! )
(4) Happiness of 10,000 yuan
1. Introduce yourself ... Ten thousand yuan of happiness. ..
"Hello everyone ... I'm Kim HeeChul, playing a fixed role in superjunior."
"ng! ..... As far as I know, you are the biggest in superjunior ... "(In fact, it is the biggest in the team ...)
"Because it looks small, it is a child's face."
"Oh ... then go on."
"Hello, I'm Kim HeeChul. I play a fixed child and a fixed role in superjunior." (Hehe, don't emphasize the child's face any more, we already know)
2. In the car's "Ten Thousand Yuan Happiness", I was hungry for a few days, expecting someone to care about his situation, but I couldn't sleep on the phone ... Under the camera, I saw that Fan Ji was competing with Xi Che seriously every day, but he didn't say "Come on" to Xi Che in front of the camera of the program. At this point, his mobile phone suddenly rang, and it suddenly showed "Fan Ji" ... He took the phone excitedly ... Fan Ji worried about his situation ... encouraged him to put the phone down, and Xi Che's tears swirled in his eyes ... but he was embarrassed to cry in front of the camera, so he kept saying that Fan Ji was like this and always cared about others silently, yes, Fan Ji was like this. As a younger brother, a sensible younger brother, he cares about his younger brother silently, so he won't steal his younger brother's shot, and he won't talk much ... Even if he helps his brother finish the program, he will keep a quiet face and take his brother as the protagonist ... This is also the reason why the car can't stop. The princess is such a sensitive person, and her heart is full of fragility. A princess who values her friends more than herself is so attractive.
3. In Happiness of 10,000 Yuan, after clearing Bai Zhiying and his pedometer, he said, "Kim HeeChul should have the style of Kim HeeChul, and my style will start from now on." (classic, classic)
4. Cui, who played a couple with the car in "Poor Family", commented on the car like this: (Screenshot) Is it prince syndrome in real life? ")
"In fact, he is a very polite boy, but the only drawback is that he doesn't have the same idea as the people on earth ..." (Laughter)
"Che looked at Cui ... It's really hard to see me on earth. "
(The whole audience collapsed ... The screen printed "The prince is seriously ill" ...)
Cui was very excited: "This is his real personality, really!"
Xi chuckled, looked up and snorted ... (The screen typed "The Prince's Terminal Disease" ... = =) (These words really summed up the princess's character completely, which was really incisive and admirable)
(5) Full house
1.Fullhouse 1
Anna rolled the dice with the heads of the members on it.
When he threw the photo into Xi Che, he caught it.
Say: Wow, very handsome! Great face! (speechless, everyone who meets for the first time is guilty of prince syndrome)
2. When I was shopping with Anna, I bought her a toothbrush and said there was a red one. Anna said I don't like red. Xi Che said I liked it, so I bought a red one (the character of the Crown Prince in my bones).
3. Full house:
Team 10 yuan: you are a big oil drum ~
Team 10 yuan: Your style is very tiring ~
Ditto: Then let's break up (and finally hold the child's hand with ten dollars).
Poor ten-dollar kid (Princess smokes a lot in FH ~ ~)
4. Mantang said: My eyes have my soul. . . . The big eyes twinkled, but the princess's wishful thinking was wrong. Then Anna said gloomily, I saw contact lenses, and the princess knocked them down.
5. Anna: Are you okay? Are you out of your mind? (Anna who doesn't understand cucumber Mike)
Why do you talk with this stuff?
Che: I wonder if people with pure souls can hear what cucumbers say? Oh! Cucumber, did you hear that? 5~ He said he could hear ~ (and then he twitched = =+) (The child is really, really good at smoking)
Although the princess didn't say it first ... what she learned later made it a classic. ....
"What? ... (Please say each sentence out loud ... = =)
..... a dog?
..... a dog?
..... a dog?
..... a dog? ! ! ! Please throw your head in the other direction.
.......... hates it! What a nuisance! ! Please refer to this sentence twice in a vicious rhythm = =) This sentence has really become a classic, which makes me want to say dog when I see people? )
7. In FH, the baby introduced kebabs in Chinese, and then said, Come, let's eat. The princess immediately said in confused Chinese, Come, let's "roll" and "roll". . . . (It's really the captain and the mud ~ ~)
8. Eat a spoonful of ice with Anna, then put your heads together and say, after eating this, we'll make up ... (The expression is really cute, especially when you choke on Chili)
9. Xiao Hai and Fan compete in 9.FH6 Taekwondo.
The princess said to the rice ~ pinch him! Pinch him! "(extremely dissatisfied with Geng's wing ~ ~ ~)
10. "Ah ... no wonder, several times in the full house, the car was very excited and said," I was born to let all the women in the world * * me! ! ... it's not my fault! ! It was my parents who gave birth to such a beautiful face when I was born! ! ~ ~ ~ "(here we go again, break it down)
1 1 .full house 9 Li Che and his mission are to buy books that adults can read. Foreigners (seemingly bosses) in the bookstore took them upstairs and asked them (in English): which Harry Potter series do you like best?
Car: ...?
Boss: Which book do you like best (twice)?
Car: OK ... (Say OK unconditionally if you don't know)
Hector's saying, okay ... ...
The process of buying books has also been saying OK.
Finally, I bought a book that seems to be read by children (because adults don't like to read words, and there are pictures and tapes)
Finally, when the task failed, the car began to explain: This is true, Grandpa and Grandma, when you were a baby (English).
Began to read English according to the book, Hector turned to Korean.
Elva: I don't understand a word of English. I might as well speak Korean.
Car: Is my pronunciation wrong? Broken English pronunciation is very good, and it is American pronunciation. Is he from gangwon? Korean education is really strange, but it is not good in the city)
12 ... Xi Che: 90% of my English is Touch Me, Dude, Baby. ....
Ten dollars: In Europe, there are many things to eat in the streets.
Xi Che: Have you ever been there?
Ten dollars: Yes. Have you ever been there? (Ask a strongman)
Donghai: Have you ever been to Mokpo? (Stand up)
Xi Che: Have you ever been to gangwon? (Stand up-)
Subtitle: Call out the name of your hometown.
Xi Che: We are policemen. ....
G: I was splashed with saliva. ...
Strong man: This is my girlfriend. ..
C: Wait ... Who's your girlfriend?
Strong man: I just met her.
Xi Che: Ah ... that was at the police station ... I have a certificate. That Stephanie, at the police station! ! !
G: Aya ... saliva ...
Xi Che: How old are you? Foreign girl: Guess how old I am? Car: 18?
(Foreign girls laugh ...)
Che Xi: You are so young ...
Girls don't call her.
Xi Che: Why? I'm sorry ... God ... my dear. ....
Girl: If you sing me a song, I'll give you my phone number.
Xi Che: Let it be ... let it be ... let it be ... let it be. ...
Thunder it, my ass.
Foreign man: It seems better to sing other songs ... (All the above are wild lottery)
Qiang Ren: (beauty) ... intoxicated)
Xi Che: The role of Qiang Ren is over. ...
Qiang Ren: Finally, make a rotten smile. ...
Xi Che: (classic bad smile ...) (I want to emphasize this, the smile of Xi Che is really a trademark ~ ~ From the twins, that look, oh, only horror, is really a look killer)
On 13. FH7, Eun-hyuk reappeared unconsciously.
Che: When did he come?
Enkh: To tell the truth, the atmosphere can only be active when you are with me ~
Car: The atmosphere is alive and the picture is dead!
Seeking sitcom
10 Ask the teacher: Do you do disgusting things? !
Car: it's disgusting even if you don't do anything ~ Enkh said the game link is like Anna.
Che (immediately): I quit!
Stand up: because my mood is so low ~
So you can't let us go to this game!
Qiang Ren: I think you are the most beautiful artist I have ever seen.
Car: come on ~ buddy ~ my friend ~ yo ~
I love you, thank you.
You are very beautiful ~
I only asked to say come on ~ ~ but I said so much ~ I was excited when Qiang Ren said he was beautiful ~ I also imitated the feeling of black people saying RAP ~ (The princess is really off-line ~ ~ ~ cute)
Xi car VS Han Geng:
Car: You look like an apple. You look like an apple.
You look like a chicken. You look like a chicken.
Be depressed ~ ~ ~ ~
Che: You look like a monkey. You look like a monkey.
G: you look like a pig (Korean)
The princess broke out instantly ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ `````.
G: (rightfully) I come from China ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (so my poor English is excusable).
I'm still Korean! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I hate it when my husband says he is a foreigner. We are all family. )
The English teacher gives them lessons with a big bag on his back.
Princess: Did you run away from home? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I think the most classic is FH ... playing the game of red light, green light and white light. ...
Then the princess stood on one foot ... and was about to fall down. He had been frozen there for a long time, and suddenly his hand went flat ... suddenly he bent down and said, "I've become a bird!" " "
~ full house red
Scene: Qiang Ren is going back to Seoul.
Car: If you want to make a phone call-turn it off (hehe ~ ~ ~ ~)
Qiang Ren: Anna, do you love Xi Che?
Anna: Of course.
Princess: Huh? Falling in love with me so easily?
Qiang Ren: Look, Anna loves me unilaterally ~
Princess: That's the only way. Kim HeeChul was born to be loved by women all over the world! It's not my fault. My parents made me look so handsome. (quite excited when talking)
(6) Che and his friends
1. During the visit
East China Sea, Qiang Ren They say Te Li is the oldest.
Then Tate said, "Actually, I am as old as Xi Che and Han Geng."
The car stood by and said, "What has it to do with me? I didn't say anything. I just stayed aside. " (Cute, darling, all the members have not let go)
2.g: "Will you miss me?"
Car: "(looking at the computer screen and finding it is not on it, looking at Geng) Are you talking to me?"
G: "Hmm"
Car: "Are you taking the wrong medicine?"
G: "(laughs ... so sweet ...)"
Car: "(looking at Geng) I know, I know ... I'll give you a kiss ..." (Geng Bao showed the most classic picture of Geng Che at sjSHOW22 the night before he went home ...)
3. Che said to J: The prince in the fairy tale is cheerful and simple ... Besides, I am so innocent ... Oh! !
4.j said: Do you also upload some pictures?
We are super invincible. Big princess said, I don't have a camera. Please bring me a camera when you come back, or don't come back (my wife is angry and J can't stand it).
5. Yi Sheng: "I feel that I can't move my head ..."
Car: "Is your head too big?" Is my brother so easy to bully? )
6. In an interview with Sohu, I asked the princess why she was called Cinderella. The princess said it was because her previous screen name was Cinderella, and then the strongman immediately said no, saying it was because the princess was beautiful. The princess looked at him blankly, shouted in Chinese: Help ~ ~ ~ The strongman was obviously stunned, and then agreed that it was right. . . . . (I learned Chinese from my first husband, so feel free to use it ~ ~)
7. The princess said to the team, "I am 23 years old. Don't always pretend to be cute! "
Tate: Where am I? Sheng Min is pretending! "(haven't you been pretending to be yourself? But I like it)
(7) Offline quotation
1. I want Martha chicken.
When you arrive in Thailand, you must have Masha chicken or go back to Korea by boat (urchin, absolute urchin)
2. The princess once wrote in CY of the Squad.
One is one, not two, and two is two, not three. . . . . . . (Write 200! ! ! ! ! )
This is his unique spiritual world! ! ~ (if the team is extremely entangled with the four-dimensional car, it will definitely be depressed, and it has already invaded the alien's idea of team CY. I don't know if staying for a long time will be contagious, and the team is also very smoked. )
Parents are the soil of flowers.
The teacher smells of flowers.
They are beautiful petals.
Flowers can't bloom without soil.
Without fragrance, the charm of flowers cannot be better displayed.
Flowers can't feed themselves without beautiful petals.
Shy flowers, shy words of thanks,
Can only be expressed by more beautiful flowers,
Smile every day, don't forget the rain and dew.
4. "Che Xi, your fingers are really beautiful!"
"That you haven't seen my toes. My toes are 500 times more beautiful than my fingers! " Apart from the incurable disease of the prince, I have to admit that the princess is very witty.
There is a poem in the princess's CY: "You won't know until silence and tears have passed." Behind the embarrassed smile, I am crying, but I have never shed tears. "(the princess also wants literature and art, hehe)
6. A serious expression: "Where does the smell of strawberries come from ~ the smell of spring?"
Beside: this man is so cynical ~ how can you do this ~ ~
A pair of clear eyes smile, "..." Cover your ears.
Jin Bing: No way.
After accepting the punishment, someone frowned and still insisted: "I think it smells like strawberries ~" (this is what I said)
7. This kind of joke? A joke is 99% effort and 1% inspiration. It is this kind of joke that makes people laugh. I've been preparing this joke for a whole month, and you don't even care. . . . . (The lines from the original Rainbow, but I think the princess will do the same in her life, so I think)
8. Qiang Ren: Brother, who do you hate most in SJ?
Princess: You.
Qiang Ren: Ah, why? !
Princess: (seriously) Do you want me to give you a mirror? Eggplant students who don't care about the company can only converge in front of the princess.
9. Geng Bao's trip to China:
( 1)
Car: Han Geng, I'll go too.
G: Let's go and put it here.
I don't have a plane ticket, so. ......
G: Be quiet.
Car: Sound? I really did a lot of lovely things for Han Geng. If it weren't for you, you wouldn't have done such a thing.
(2)
PD: Will you miss Han Geng when he returns to China?
Car: I'm bored to death.
G: If I leave, there will be no one to drink with you.
C: Ah, yes. How cute! Don't talk about alcohol on the show.
..........
(3)
Car: In the past, many people said that China people were Koreans, but now there seems to be no more. Because it is close, it will be a little inconvenient to communicate, but you will communicate with your heart. They are closer than the Koreans who live next door and Han Geng who is far away from me. I only drink with Han Geng.
G: We can really communicate with each other.
Che: Not much, because we all pay for drinking together and want to give each other more (the princess really takes care of Geng, the lovely princess, and China rice likes you).
10. He introduced Han Geng and said a lot of compliments.
"I love people very, very much ..."
As a result, he asked Geng the most grateful person with ulterior motives and could only speak for an hour.
Geng said ten yuan.
The princess is young and the woman is jealous.
"Is it because ten yuan Chinese is better ..." "I also taught you a lot of bad words ..." (Don't be jealous, my husband only loves you)
1 1. Che said to J: Ah ~ Get a puppy -_-v The white one is called "cotton candy" and the black one is called "cinnamon".
Che: the cruel thing is ... the sad thing is D. the beautiful thing is Y. ..
J: I don't know what this means ...-; ; ; ;
Che: the cruel thing is sex ... the sad thing is death ... the beautiful thing is you ... what do you mean? Who will translate! ! ! )
12. Origin: I believe that the church will be blessed by God and live.
Xi Che: So now I am cursed and still alive ... (Here we go again, bullying Xiao 10)
13. "Since the typhoon went to Japan, I feel that my bed is much bigger."
Jiben JJ told the princess in a YS:
"You know what? J He said, "The way you sleep is charming and lovely. I fell in love with it after a few more eyes. "
A smile blossoms, and then reply to a smelly face:
When I woke up, I felt someone blowing on my face ... What did he, he, he didn't like about me? ! "(The relationship with J is really unusual. )
14. Li Xiangyu around said:
Everyone: Even if the wind comes, you are still so handsome.
Car: I felt it from the beginning. I think he is really handsome ~ do you think I am like that?
Subtitle: Mater Supreme Kim HeeChul (more than once, I won't talk about you ~ ~ ~)
15. Princess: I am willing to be a woman for J.
16. Ming Xiu asked him to make a sentence with Ayumi's name.
Ya: Ayumi's eyes.
Y: it's really beautiful (similar to praising her)
May: Am I crazy? Why praise her!
17. The princess took the mirror and asked: Who is the most beautiful person in the world?
I knew it when I saw myself in a pair of glasses.
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