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What I saw in those years was "breeding".
This play has been on for more than ten years. I watch it every two or three years. Now I don't know whether to watch it for the third time or the fourth time. Whenever I can't remember the plot clearly, and feel that the plot is abrupt and incoherent, I will watch it again. After reading it, I won't feel awkward, but I will find it very interesting and will attract me to continue chasing.
Every time I see a passage inside, I think about it.
Here's the story. In order not to let the enemy doubt their marital status, Yu Zecheng shakes his bed every night.
Cui Ping said gloomily, "You still need to shake it every day. The accountant over there is a bachelor. Can you stand it? " Shake it every day, I think your skills are great! "
Yu Zecheng: "It seems that you know a lot."
Ping Cui: "I have never seen people or animals."
Every time I see this place, I want to laugh, because I also saw the matter of matching animals when I was a child, but I didn't understand it at that time. It is more common to see two dogs mating in the country. When I was a child, whenever I saw two dogs butt to butt, a good boy would throw stones and break them open. I was a quiet boy when I was a child, and I would never do anything bad to my dog.
What impressed me more was collecting sperm from boars. That was when I was in the third and fourth grades of primary school. My mother works in the veterinary station, and our family lives in the staff dormitory of the veterinary station. There is a pigsty between a hall and a laboratory. There lives a wild boar in it. I often hear wild boar in my sleep. My mother's main job is to feed boars. She goes to the market every day to buy a lot of pig bones, boil them into thick soup and buy a dozen eggs. Pour the thick soup into the pig trough, then break the shell of the egg and put it in the trough to mix with the soup. This is a nutritious meal for wild boar every day. After eating it, boars can produce more sperm.
Every morning, the staff will drive the wild boar out of the office, put a big bench in the middle of the hall, and then drive the pig to the bench to lie down. Then the staff will put on gloves and pull the pig's genitals directly with their hands, and then use the cup below. After keeping this action for a few minutes, I saw the wild boar tremble, and then the white liquid would flow out and be quickly taken out of half a cup. This is the scene I saw every day when I was a child, and I don't know what the principle is. Anyway, all I know is that it can take out the pig essence. Sometimes I watch it at breakfast. I'm used to it. I'm too pure to know anything. I'm just watching.
After the pig essence is taken out, the staff can only see the activity with a microscope. I went up to see it, too, and saw many bugs swimming. Then the staff will take out a small bottle and put it away, and then pour the pig essence into the cup, which can hold more than a dozen bottles, and each bottle will be sold to 5 yuan. Finally, if there is a little left, rinse it with tap water and have another bottle.
Soon, many farmers with sows will buy this bottle of pig essence. I wonder how they can use it when they buy it back. When I was a child, I thought they would put this bottle of pig essence into pig food and give it to sows, which would give birth to a lovely litter of piglets. Now that I think about it, it's definitely not like this. I don't know how to operate it, because I haven't raised sows at home.
Today's article is a bit spicy. I'm deeply sorry if it brings you discomfort. The reason why I recorded this article is only because I remembered a past event at the veterinary station, and I was deeply impressed.
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