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Who has a classic love story about a costume movie or TV series?
1. The world is so wonderful, but I am so grumpy! This is not good, not good!
2. Russia shouldn't have married here in the first place ~
Husband won't die if he doesn't come to Russia ~
Russia will not be reduced to such a sad situation until my husband dies ~
3. Close the door and let Xiao Guo go
Huashan is close to the door. Turn left and hit a donkey.
5. Either your head is not big, or your head is moldy! !
6. Take care of my seventh uncle. . .
7. Help me take care of my uncle's third niece.
8. Your moon cakes are really unique in the world of moon cakes, but they are everywhere in the world of steamed bread.
9. When I see your dull look, I want to be savage.
10. I was like you two months ago. In two months, you will be just like me.
1 1. sunflower acupoint hand
Sunflower shiatsu
12. Are you sure?
I'm sure. I'm sure.
13. Mom, this may affect your career.
14. I haven't stolen a saint for years.
15. You tore the goose's heart, you tore the goose's liver, and you tore the goose's life.
16. Yu Xiang: Zhantang, will you marry Hungry? Zhan Tang: No. Zhan Tang: Will you marry me?
Yu Xiang: Hungry, unwilling and willing. The whole world knows that you are lying.
17. In recent years, Russia has never blamed the government or the society! ! !
18. Bring us the treasure of Huashan School. -candied haws
19. Pupu (flapping sound) has all types A, B and O.
20. Ruthless, shameless and unreasonable
2 1. Guo: Say a compliment idiom. Mo: Water hibiscus. Guo: Not bad, one more. Mo: bury yourself in peace ~
22.。 . . . . Whoever killed me, I killed who. . . . . .
23. There is someone above me!
24. Big mouth: xxx My uncle is a magistrate of a county ... Big mouth: keep a low profile! ! ! !
25. Help me take care of my brother's wife's sister-in-law! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
26. Oh, my God! Can't I change what she likes about me?
27. Zhu: indecent assault. Laobai: Dare to pick flowers on my site.
Over there: sunflower acupuncturist.
Laobai. . . . . . . . . . .
28. Zi said: Knowledge is power! ! ! (The scholar said! ! )
29. No matter how hard and tired you are, you should think of yourself as 250. No matter how hard and dangerous you are, you should treat yourself as a two-faced person.
* * * Whatever!
30. Brothers are centipedes' hands and feet, and wives are winter clothes!
3 1. Very, very special. Ok ~ ~
32. general. On average, sister Hong Kong is the third! !
33. Wowotou is in his hand, and there is not a drop of oil in the dish.
34. My uncle is a magistrate. If you have a problem with me, you have a problem with my uncle.
If you have a problem with your uncle, you have a problem with the court. Everybody keep a low profile! Avoid being conspicuous
35. Sang Kang Mida, Muse ... ...
36. The judge is a little thirsty and needs to go to the toilet.
There is still a long way to go in Xiu Yuan. I will go up and down, east and west, north and south, and I will pursue everything.
Stealing a bell at lightning speed is like breaking a foot.
39. "People floating in rivers and lakes, who can not get a knife? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain strong bone powder, youth powder, friendship powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutrition, and all major pharmacies in the town have sales in Yiguang. Please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark when buying, gung, gung ... "
40. Six, three are dead. What about the three children? Six! Six children.
Rest in peace. . You are never right!
4 1. Others have their strengths, and you have your weaknesses ~!
42. What a scholar! Well, that smart, capable and cheap scholar ~ ~!
43. How many people are there in the family, how many acres of land are there per capita, and how many cows are there in the field? Tell me about it.
44. Guo: Get out of here, (gun).
45. Jianghu is always deeper than you think.
46. Palm refused. Don't you dare play double standards with me!
47. No feeling means no feeling, or no feeling! ! ! !
48. Please, just let the audience understand. Really, I already understand.
Zia, take me away.
50. virtuous, you can't do anything at home.
5 1. Oh, my God!
52. This is the voice of a catcher.
53.。 . . . . . . . . . Jianghu doesn't believe in tears. . . . . . . . .
54. A dutiful son is born under a stick.
55. A big mouth is too timid to drive a big appetite. Stubble! !
I think a big mouth is a fool!
56. Scholar: She has never kissed me! (In one episode, the scholar said it 127 times)
57. Very, very slim.
58. The yellow sky is above and the loess is below.
59. This is killing me. Where is the well?
Big mouth. Big enough to eat in all directions. .
Mouth, let's go. One of the top eight. .
6 1. I'm really not an acting school. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I am an idol.
Bai Zhantang: "Mouth, actually I am a woman!" "
63. Scratch my heart. Or rip my heart out. .
Steal my heart. . I just saw it. )
64.YOYOYOcheckitOUT's way is different. I want to ask you if you know.
The flowers I waited for also thanked me.
65. Go your own way. Let them take a taxi!
66. Disappear like Superman! (Primary Six)
67. Hungry love is you! Why don't you know? Hunger and sadness
68. No matter how hard life is, I have never blamed the government. No matter how tired my life is, I have never been in a triad society.
69. Is this table strong enough? I filmed it. . . . Oh, my God! ~ What's the matter? ~?
70. Swish, swish, go up to more than 80 Royal Guards, and the beams collapsed at that time.
After all, I don't understand who's up there.
7 1. The scholar said, "Who are you? ..... If I were you, who are you? "
72. I worshipped you and served you, but I lost you.
73. There are four words for you: Wash and sleep.
74. I don't deny the veto and negation.
75. Did you choose the world or did the world choose you?
76. The Devil Wearing Prada, The Beast, Longevity Than the South Mountain (idioms solitaire)
77. Who are you talking about ~ ~ Who is the acting school ~ ~ How can you insult people ~ ~ ~
Am I an acting school? I am an idol ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
78. Passion burns? Russia is not Shi Guangrong! ……
79. God, Shakespeare, Alex Dodd
80. If apologizing helps, why scratch your head?
8 1. er ~ ~ guest officer, are you going to Beijing or staying in a hotel?
82. I am a woman . A woman among women. . . Turn 300%
83. Men should be hard on themselves.
84. You can't die. Who will lend me money if you die?
I can't believe it, but I can't call him (the shopkeeper is sitting). Say, send money ... (big mouth rushes out)
86. Who can't speak a foreign language? I also know "Tribal Wang Dafu". ...
87. If you do more injustice, you will hang yourself. There must be something suitable for you.
In spring, silkworms will weave until they die. Every night, candles will drain the wick, and a thousand ships will cross the Chung Shan Man.
88. God, you have myopia, astigmatism, glaucoma and presbyopia.
Why don't you have retinal surgery?
89. it's just one, two, three ~ can it be worse than xiaoguo? !
90. The master's body, the waiter's life
9 1. Guo was scolded by the shopkeeper, rushed out angrily and met a scholar who was reading a book.
Xiaoguo said, "You don't have eyes on your head?"
The scholar made a lot of sense. "It's Yang Jian who has eyes on his head."
Xiaoguo said, "Who?" Scholar: "Two Wolf Gods"
92. My surname is Huang, and my grass is yellow. Yellow is Huang Doudou Dihuang, and beans are Huang Doudou Didou.
93. Music of Consan Amida, 1. 2。 3。 4HEREWEGO
Audience friends in front of the TV, follow the trend!
94. Oh, are you still tough? Go back and hit the post!
95. I slapped myself! ~~
96. I just want to grind with you!
97. You won't know who your aunt is in love with unless you spread your peach blossoms all over the sky today!
98. Solving a case is sometimes as simple as that.
99. Keep up with the audience in front. Oh, by the way, come with me (teaching Mr. Qian the classic movements and sentences in acupuncture in the exhibition hall)
100. Kitchen knife door. . . . . . . . . . Kitchen knife door. . . . . . . . . (Hit the pillow)
10 1. It's disgusting anyway! ……
That's in my hand, holding Wowotou. ...
102. Boss, when will the salary be paid?
Pay? Is there such a thing in the world?
103. Do you want someone to live like this ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
104. Lang Jun ~ ~ ~ Are you hungry? If you are hungry,
Just tell XX, and XX will give you fat intestines ~ ~
105. "I thank you, my uncle, my family and my ancestors for 18 generations."
106. Don't pander. I don't know you. I don't know you.
107. once you open your mouth, twice you cut your leg, and the third time you become a ghost under the knife. .
108. Standing in heaven and watching hell, life is like a sitcom. Standing in hell and looking at heaven, who are you busy for and who are you working for?
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