60 humorous sentences suitable for official announcement of pregnancy

Humorous sentence copy suitable for officially announcing pregnancy (I) 1. The breasts of pregnant girls are getting bigger and bigger, and the breasts of male babies have not changed!

2. What is happiness? Being a mother makes you happy.

Watching you grow up, your eyes are full of tenderness.

If a girl gets pregnant unexpectedly, the first reaction is that my mother will kill me when she is finished, but I don't know if the child in her belly is thinking about it, and my mother will kill me.

After eight weeks of pregnancy, my baby is jumping happily in my stomach, and I am happy with my eyes closed.

6. The crystallization of love is finally lucky.

7. Love you, grow up with you and spend the best time with you.

8. If a baby boy likes to eat sour during pregnancy, it is not allowed. I always like sweet and spicy.

9. Take a trip to Baishan. I'm pregnant. I'm very happy. I think my fate is amazing. I'm grateful!

10. I have been having a fetal dream for a while, but I didn't expect it to come true!

1 1. When I was pregnant, I saw pregnant women everywhere in the community, but I rarely saw them at ordinary times.

12. 1=3 family of three, looking forward to it.

13. When I was pregnant, my husband and I were happiest.

14. Family ranking needs to be updated.

15. I have never felt hard since I was pregnant. I felt the baby's fetal movement, but I felt very happy.

16. I was pregnant in October. I have worked hard and I am happy, but everything is worth it. I look forward to your arrival.

17. Finally, we can have dinner for two in an aboveboard manner.

18. I will be pregnant in a few months. Don't call me fat!

19. It was pregnancy that caused your pain. I was confused at that time, so I simply replied to you.

20. I really feel that the numbness in the world when I am pregnant is very, very difficult and great!

Humorous sentence copy suitable for officially announcing pregnancy (2) 2 1. Taking you is really a hard and happy process!

22. From some time today, my wife will start sleeping with someone else's husband. I will wait happily, wash, change clothes and take a shower.

23. I have been pregnant for more than five months.

24. It has been two months. I still feel sick every day, but I haven't vomited. My appetite for food has been changing. After pregnancy, I feel very happy with my husband's double love ~

The enemy will arrive on the battlefield in ten months.

26. If you don't practice your front legs quickly, you will start to get pregnant after the first three months.

27. After giving birth to the second child, my husband and I got to know each other better. He understands the pain of having children and the hard work of taking care of them. I also understand his hard work for his family.

28. I am pregnant and want to break up with him. I'm afraid it will affect him. I cherish you when a girl who has the same experience as me comes out.

29. Our two-person world finally has a mistress!

30. My big belly was photographed and I was very satisfied, leaving a good memory for every stage.

3 1. Thanks to women, thanks to women all over the world, so that human beings can continue and men can be fathers.

32. I hope your baby grows up healthily. The future is boundless, promising and promising.

33. The deskmate said that she was pregnant and her baby's name was Rourou. So I asked her who the baby's father was, and he said that the baby's father called snacks!

34. The best concern in the world is probably that he suddenly knows that you are married and pregnant, but he doesn't ask or say anything, but just cooks chicken soup for you.

35. My period starts today, and she will run away from home for nine months.

There will be a new member in the family!

In this world, there must be some small happiness waiting for us.

38. You have me in your heart and ta in my stomach!

39. I will buy a juicer when I am pregnant and drink a glass of juice every day!

40. The baby is really happy to kick his stomach.

I'm five months pregnant, and I lost my temper with him today. He told me to get out of his house. Yes, we haven't got a license and got married yet, but we can't bear to part with this child.

42. My ChestnutBB, when I am with you, my happiness overcomes all kinds of discomfort.

43. The belly is big, round and sharp on the front. Many people say they are twins.

44. finally rented it? Go out? Yes, the lease term is 10 month, and the lease will not be renewed.

45. A family of three took a group photo for the first time. I am used to kicking me with you every day. Every day is a beautiful day ~ May you grow up healthily in your stomach ~

46. Hello, Long Leg Girl, eighth month pregnant.

47. I am glad to learn that my wife is pregnant today …

48. Finally waiting for you, mine? Bao Xiao? Bay.

49. The baby is your spiritual pillar, the baby is your love gospel, the baby is the hope of your family, and the baby is a good medicine for you to adjust your mentality; On the occasion of the baby's full moon, I wish the baby a healthy growth and a harmonious family and a healthy running.

50. If you don't practice your front legs quickly, you won't be able to practice well in the first three months.

5 1. One body, two heartbeats, I have never met before, but I love you deeply.

52. How dare I grow old before you come? My little baby.

53. Your every beat makes me ecstatic.

The saddest thing is that I said I was pregnant, and you didn't see a trace of joy on your face.

There will be a planned delivery operation tomorrow, and I can see the newborn baby. I am looking forward to it. I wish I could have a hug, just for a moment.

56. The loving mother's mind was entangled with her baby as early as pregnancy. Dickens

57. Man, if you can't be a father, don't get your woman pregnant. If you can't be responsible, don't mess around!

58. The only child of Dabao children will be valid until next year 10. Please cherish this time.

59. I want to thank my parents for Thanksgiving. Now that I'm pregnant, it's hard to understand my parents' pains!

60. During the long pregnancy, I feel painful and happy, such as drinking water and thinking about my source, knowing myself and knowing myself.

2022 official announcement of 60 sentences of five months' pregnancy

2022 Official Release of Five-month Pregnancy Sentence (Part I) 1. You expanded my body, but refined my soul.

2. Thanks to women, thanks to women all over the world, so that human beings can continue and men can be fathers.

The enemy still has eight months to reach the battlefield.

The workload of cooking will increase in the future, after all, the cooked rice is enough for three people!

The crystallization of love is lucky in the end.

6. From some time today, my wife will start sleeping with someone else's husband. I will wait happily, wash, change clothes and take a shower.

7. Grab the tail and take a maternity photo during pregnancy.

8. You have me in your heart and ta in my stomach!

9. Looking forward to our brand-new family model, one plus one equals three.

10. Baby, look forward to coming soon.

1 1. Come on, baby, let's do it!

12. Fetal dream! Black snakes, snakeheads, meteors, male penis, and so on have all had many male fetal dreams.

13. My armor, my weakness, welcome your arrival and company.

14. Get rich overnight and have a little daughter.

15. Record the day when I joined you with the lens.

16. The time is getting longer and longer, the stomach is getting bigger and bigger, and I am looking forward to the birth of the baby more and more! When the baby is born, I hope each other can mature!

17. Be grateful! This year, I got married, my wife was pregnant, I had my own big house, and my work went smoothly. What a dream!

18. Some people say that I am pregnant, but I feel as if I am pregnant, and I always feel my stomach involuntarily.

19. It's not easy to get numb if you spit from time to time.

20. Looking forward to our brand-new 1+ 1=3 family model.

2022 Official Release of Five-month Pregnancy Sentence (Part II) 2 1. If I am pregnant, I may be a baby with cancer. I feel so happy.

22. Every time you hit me, my mouth will go up. Thank you for coming!

23. Every family wants to see how happy a woman is when she is pregnant and gives birth to a child.

24. One body, two heartbeats, I have never met before, but I love you deeply.

25. I finally waited for you, mine? Bao Xiao? Bay.

26. My husband and I are happiest when we are pregnant.

27. tomorrow, I will have a uterine planing operation, and I can see the newborn baby. I am looking forward to it. I wish I could have a hug, just for a moment.

28. What I want to thank most for Thanksgiving is my parents. Now that I'm pregnant, it's hard to understand my parents' pains!

29. It's really hard and fun to take you.

30. My big belly was photographed and I was very satisfied, leaving a good memory for every stage.

3 1. In the future, there will be a drinking container at home-a bottle, small clothes, small shoes and a cot, all of which are available!

32. Last night, I dreamed that I was pregnant, twins and two daughters. I flew happily.

Pregnancy is the best moment of your life!

34. Male babies like to eat sour during pregnancy, which is not allowed. I always like sweet and spicy.

35. It is said that pregnancy is lucky, and I am afraid this period is the happiest and happiest. Ha ha ha ha ha ha, happiness is really bursting.

36. My armor and weakness, welcome your arrival and company!

37. I'm very busy recently. I am busy gaining weight, and you are busy growing up.

38. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time to see it.

39. You have expanded my body, but softened my heart. Every time you touch me, you are waiting. You are a continuation of happiness.

40. Family rankings need to be updated.

2022 Official Publication of Five-month Pregnancy Sentence (Chapter III) 4 1. During the long pregnancy, I feel painful and happy, such as drinking water and knowing myself.

42. In the long pregnancy process, it is also the most beautiful moment for women to be painful and happy.

43. You are in your stomach, eyes and heart!

44. The enemy has nine months to reach the battlefield.

45. The days of pregnancy are really happy. I am disabled at home every day. I can eat whenever I want and sleep whenever I want.

46. It is not good to know that you are happy when you are pregnant, but it is full of all kinds of happiness during pregnancy.

47. Congratulations, it's a great honor! Your dream son has finally arrived, and I believe your family will have endless family happiness in the future! When you are excited, don't forget to give your wife more care and consideration!

48. A stomachache can hurt your back. The most uncomfortable thing during pregnancy is stomach pain, which is worse than morning sickness. Today is a sad day.

49. Our two-person world? Will it? Welcome the arrival of "Little Three".

50. When a girl gets pregnant unexpectedly, the first reaction is that my mother will kill me when she is finished, but I don't know that the baby in her belly is thinking about it, and my mother will kill me.

5 1. A cake feels pregnant and disgusting. I feel weak and cold. How long have I been ill?

52. I am pregnant and told him to stay with me for a few days after the baby is aborted, and then we will break up peacefully! Am I stupid?

53. When you came, my expectations were far away; You were my dream when you left.

54. I have a good appetite recently. After all, it's for two.

55. When I was pregnant, I saw pregnant women everywhere in the community, but I rarely saw them at ordinary times.

56. How dare I grow old before you come? My little baby.

57. The happiest thing is that I said I was pregnant and saw joy in your face.

58. Go for a biopsy tomorrow. Pregnant. Why are you so worried? Bodhisattva protects my baby and me.

59. (Second) Ten-month-old tenants come to renew the lease.

60. Taking you is really a hard and happy process!

Warm copy of mother's official announcement of pregnancy (60 sentences)

A warm copy of mom's official announcement of pregnancy-1. It's not easy to throw up once in a while.

2. The most expensive house has finally been rented out, with a term of 10 month, without renewal.

3. One body and two heartbeats have never met, but they love you deeply.

4. A piece of cake feels pregnant. I feel sick all over. I feel tired and cold. How long have I been ill?

In the third trimester, it is unbearable to sleep at night. Baby, if you love your mother, please let her sleep well!

Baby, I'm looking forward to coming as soon as possible.

7. Women are the most beautiful when they are pregnant!

8. One body, two heartbeats, I have never met before, but I love you deeply.

9. There will be a new member in the family!

10. pregnant women photos released. After all, they are so beautiful that I can't enjoy them alone.

1 1. You will be particularly excited a few weeks before you and your lover find out that you are going to have a baby.

12. Being pregnant makes me the happiest person in the world!

13. The days of holding the baby. . . . . . . . . Pregnant.

14. You have me in your heart and he (she) is in my stomach!

15. Oh, my God. , manufacturing? My little baby? Period,? Stay? You and. Meet each other late.

16. How dare I grow old before you come?

17. Pregnancy will relax your ligaments and prepare for pelvic enlargement during childbirth. But it will also affect other parts of the body: the ligaments on the feet will also relax, making the feet bigger.

18. I have a good appetite recently. After all, it's for two.

19. Yesterday you said you had a stomachache, so go to bed early! The next day, you said you were pregnant, and this was your last date.

20. My ChestnutBB, when I am with you, my happiness overcomes all kinds of discomfort.

A warm copy of mom's official announcement of pregnancy. I want to tell a secret. Actually, I'm pregnant. It's been the fifth week, and my father doesn't know yet.

22. Complex? Final crystal? Lucky? Land drop? Dear.

23. I will buy a juicer when I am pregnant and drink a glass of juice every day!

24. My big belly was photographed and I was very satisfied, leaving a good memory for every stage.

25. I am very satisfied with you.

26. It was pregnancy that caused your pain. I was confused at that time, so I simply replied to you.

27. My husband and I are happiest when we are pregnant.

28. I feel that the whole person is ruined after pregnancy. This kind of discomfort and inappropriateness really started a difficult life journey.

29. Grab the tail during pregnancy and take maternity photos.

30. The belly is big, round and sharp on the front. Many people say they are twins.

3 1. finally rented it? Go out? Yes, the lease term is 10 month, and the lease will not be renewed.

32. I am pregnant for five months. I lost my temper with him today. He told me to get out of his house. Yes, we haven't got a license and got married, but we can't bear to part with this child.

33. Everything is about love and happiness.

34. Being pregnant in October is hard and happy, but everything is worth it. I look forward to your arrival.

35. Happiness is as simple as having a lover and children!

36. She said that she was pregnant and couldn't find the father of the child. She asked me for money and said that she would come back to me when she stopped. Is this story funny? The storyteller cried.

37. After I got pregnant, my husband treated me better. I feel happiest when I have a baby and a husband.

38. The big belly has come out, so wait to unload it.

39. The so-called happiness is that a fool meets a fool and attracts the envy of countless people.

40. I am pregnant, but my life is wonderful, and I need to be grateful!

Mom officially announced that the warm copy of pregnancy is 4 1. Qinggong Zhun! Both babies' uterine cleaning tables are very accurate!

42. This month, I received the most precious gift to welcome Bauer to our world. Since then, we have become a family of four.

43. I am pregnant and told him to stay with me for a few days after the baby is aborted, and then we will break up peacefully! Am I stupid?

44. I asked my husband what my first reaction was when I knew I was pregnant. He: seeing a friend off. Me: ........

45. Show your belly. You can have this form several times in your life. Although hard, you are happy ~ cherish the last 30 days of mother-child integration.

46. From some time today, my wife will start sleeping with someone else's husband. I will wait happily, wash, change clothes and take a shower.

47. The stretch marks on the stomach began to grow in 6 months, and the line in the middle of the stomach was thin and straight, all the way to the chest.

48. Little happiness that will grow up has finally come to us.

49. Ladies and gentlemen, I was born occasionally. The days of carrying the ball are over. China Merchants Bank, 8 kg, mother and daughter are safe!

50. Thank you for coming, my little monster.

5 1. Looking forward to our brand-new family model 1+ 1=3.

52. I'm going to have dinner for two recently.

53. I am pregnant. He asked me to do this for the future, but I don't want to know whether this is a life or my child.

54. The baby is your spiritual pillar, the baby is your love gospel, the baby is the hope of your family, and the baby is a good medicine for you to adjust your mentality; On the occasion of the baby's full moon, I wish the baby a healthy growth and a harmonious family and a healthy running.

You have expanded my body, but softened my heart. Every time you caress me, you wait. You are a continuation of happiness.

56. I used to be neurotic, but it got worse after pregnancy, and now I'm neurotic. Is it my problem?

57. Congratulations, this is a great honor! Your dream son has finally arrived, and I believe your family will have endless family happiness in the future! When you are excited, don't forget to give your wife more care and consideration!

58. The neck and armpit of the male treasure are all dark, like they can't be washed clean!

59. The enemy will arrive on the battlefield in ten months.

60. A tadpole becomes a frog, weighing 6 kg and 8 kg. If you want to ask for a surprise, you even brought it.

The official announcement of the second child pregnancy is a creative circle of friends.

The official announcement of the second child pregnancy is a creative circle of friends. 1. A man's talent is like your woman's pregnancy. It takes a while to see it.

My period starts today, and she will run away from home for nine months.

Everything is about love and happiness.

4. A piece of cake feels pregnant. I feel sick all over. I feel tired and cold. How long have I been ill?

When I was pregnant, I saw pregnant women everywhere in the community, but I rarely saw them at ordinary times.

6. The breasts of pregnant girls are getting bigger and bigger, and the breasts of male babies have not changed!

7. It will take six months for the "grinding demon" in the belly to reach the battlefield!

8. I finally waited for you, my little baby.

9. What is happiness? Being a mother makes you happy.

10. Every family wants to see how happy a woman is when she is pregnant and gives birth to a child.

1 1. Congratulations, big brother. I'm glad your son has been promoted to father. I believe that the arrival of the baby will bring more joy to your family.

12. Show your belly. How many times can you have this shape in your life? Although hard, but very happy ~ cherish the last 30 days of mother-child integration.

13. My big belly was photographed and I was very satisfied, leaving a good memory for every stage.

14. The night shift after pregnancy feels like taking a life, and all kinds of vomiting are uncomfortable.

15. Baby, I look forward to coming as soon as possible.

16. The enemy still has eight months to reach the battlefield.

17. I received the most precious gift this month. Welcome Bauer to our world. Since then, it has been a family of four.

18. The workload of cooking will increase in the future. After all, the cooked rice is enough for three people!

19. Congratulations! Your precious son must be very happy to see you so soon, right? You should take good care of your baby!

20. The "enemy" will arrive in six months.

Creative circle of friends officially announced the second child pregnancy part 2 1. Never met, it's already deep love.

22. Women are the most beautiful when they are pregnant!

23. I have always felt that pregnancy should be a very happy thing. How can so many unhappy things happen to me! How could I be so unlucky?

24. Ladies and gentlemen, I was born occasionally. The days of carrying the ball are over. China Merchants Bank, 8 kg, mother and daughter are safe!

25. Take a trip to Baishan. I am pregnant. I am very happy. I think my fate is amazing. I am very grateful!

26. My ChestnutBB, when I am with you, my happiness overcomes all kinds of discomfort.

27. You make me feel relaxed.

28. It's been a year. I knew I was pregnant this time last year. Now the baby 1 14 days. Thank you.

29. The child is still kicking and hitting me in the stomach.

I was so happy when I knew I was pregnant.

3 1. I will be pregnant in a few months. Don't call me fat!

32. I'm going to have dinner for two recently.

33. recent appetite thief? , ok? After all? Two people to eat? A personal meal.

34. She said that she was pregnant and couldn't find the father of the child. She asked me for money and said that she would come back to me when she stopped. Is this story funny? The storyteller cried.

35. It's really hard and fun to take you.

36. You have expanded my body, but softened my heart. Every time you caress me, you wait. You are a continuation of happiness.

37. My baby daughter was born, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank your wife! Thank you for your blessings! Hard work, mom is the greatest! ! !

38. Hello, Long Leg Girl, eighth month pregnant.

39.？ The most expensive? Rent a house? Out? Go to ┇ ┇ ten deadlines? Month? ┇

40. 1=3 family of three, looking forward to it.

Officially announced the third article of the creative circle of friends for second child pregnancy 4 1. When you are pregnant, you will buy a juicer and drink a glass of juice every day!

42. You have me in your heart, and he (she) is in my belly!

43. The navel is prominent, and both fetuses are prominent in the third trimester, which should not be allowed.

44. My illness is a person's name, and so is my life.

45. The so-called happiness is that a fool meets a fool and attracts the envy of countless people.

46. I am very happy to be pregnant. I don't have to fidget when waiting for dinner at my mother-in-law's house. It's very reassuring.

47. The baby's breech position is 28 weeks, and the breech position is strengthened for one week until birth. Caesarean section, ten women and nine hips are not allowed.

48. Pregnancy in October, one delivery, pregnant mother is the hardest and most beautiful in the world!

49. Looking forward to our brand-new family model: 1+ 1=3.

50. Congratulations on my upcoming entry? Arrival and entry? Under the life? One? Stage.

5 1. Baby's pot-bellied photo, guess it's a boy, a son and a daughter?

52. After more than 7 months of pregnancy, I feel that he is about to abandon me. What if there is no job?

53. The days of pregnancy are really happy. I am disabled at home every day. I can eat whenever I want and sleep whenever I want.

I have been married to him for two months, but today he quarreled with me because of a girl who has known me for less than three days. More than five months pregnant.

I am very happy and excited. My children are alive and my mother and son are safe. Life is really wonderful. I appreciate everything. It is difficult to have two children in three years.

He told me that if you are pregnant, I can't give you anything now, but I will give it later, and I will believe it.

57. It's too painful to sleep now, and it's too uncomfortable to be pregnant. The point is that it's only been three and a half months!

58. It's your first time as a baby and my first time as a mother.

59. I hope we are like the protagonists in the story, from school uniforms to wedding dresses, from I love you to being together.

60. It was pregnancy that caused your pain. I was confused at that time, so I simply replied to you.