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Corner meets love classic dialogue

1, Yu: Thank you.

Qin Lang: You're welcome.

Y: Goodbye.

Qin Lang: Goodbye.

2. Laugh bravely even if you fall, you know?

3. Qin Lang: Tell me what I look like.

Yu: Well, you are not very tall.

But not short.

Grow ... very dark

The face is round.

But the eyes are small.

This is a single eyelid.

Or double eyelids.

Why should I answer your boring question?

Qin Lang: You know what?

The best way to thank me

Is to let me know

In your heart

I really treat me as a friend.

Miss Yu

We can't be friends.

Yu: Why?

I don't understand.

Qin Lang: Because. ...

If it's a friend

No matter where you go.

Will remember his face.

Xin Lei: I want to wear my favorite clothes.

With the most beautiful hairstyle he said.

Listen in the car. he and I

Music I used to like.

As before

The driver opened the door for me.

I want to get off gracefully

Meanwhile ... a handsome man.

Come forward and see me.

Under everyone's envious eyes

I hold his hand.

Walk slowly to the meeting.

The fashion reporter came over and took pictures of me.

I will give them my smile.

Walk into the meeting place

Meet someone you know.

I'll say hello as if nothing happened.

Introduce my date.

Meet his parents.

Look at me with an unnatural expression

I will take the initiative to stand up.

I will easily say to them

Uncle Yin and Aunt Yin

congratulations

Shandong and Miss Han really match.

I wish them an early birth.

I am happier than anyone to get married in Shandong.

At the wedding.

I will sit in a conspicuous place.

Shandong and his fiancee

Standing right in front of me

Be blessed by everyone

Blessed by my smile

He'll look at me.

Understand that I didn't lose him.

But he lost me.

Lost my beautiful self.

Non-exchangeable

I love him deeply.

5. Interesting conversation between someone and someone

Qin Lang: Delicious.

Qin Lang: What's so funny about eating fried clams?

Xin Lei: I'm laughing at a man whose cooking is much worse than his grandmother's.

Qin Lang: But some people are still having a good time in the restaurant.

Xin Lei: That's because some people haven't eaten fried clams, so there is no comparison.

Qin Lang: But at least it suits someone's taste.

Because someone wants someone to teach others how to cook clams.

Xin Lei: That's because some people have no choice.

Qin Lang: Someone got help from someone. Now kick down the ladder.

Xin Lei: Don't talk too much to others.

Qin Lang: Does someone talk too much to someone?

Yi: Who is someone?

Qin Lang and Xin Lei: That's not important.

6. Hello Song-Qin Lang.

Ah, my friend, please listen, listen, listen.

Listen to me sing to greet you.

What happened? Love, love, love

I can help you.

Spring and summer are different.

Autumn and winter

I decided, decided, decided.

Give orders, give orders, let you

Heart, heart, heart, joy.

7. Dialogue in snack street

Qin Lang: Have you forgotten? In Shanghai ... we met in a snack bar.

You and I both like oyster omelet. You begged me to teach you how to cook oyster omelet.

We used to ride bicycles together, shout happily together and run in the rain together.

You also played the piano for me, and you said you would always remember me.

Most importantly, you came to me after your parents went bankrupt.

Said I was your only support, so you lived in my house, right?

Xin Lei: You're right. You taught me how to cook oyster omelet and wished me luck when I was happiest.

Sing to me when I'm in a bad mood and carry me home when I'm sick.

You bought me medicine in the middle of the night. Growing up, no one took care of me like you except hee-hyun.

You always support me silently and encourage me.

Most importantly, since my family went bankrupt, you are the only person I can rely on, and I can only live with you in the future.

8. Shandong: Can you tell me why you chose Qin Lang?

Xin Lei: Because he makes me angry.

Shandong: So I made you a princess. Am I wrong?

Xin Lei: Actually, the princess is just a girl who wants true love.

Shandong: What is true love?

Xin Lei: True love is actually very ordinary, wearing ordinary clothes, living in an ordinary house and living an ordinary noisy life.

Then ~ you still feel very happy, that is true love.

Shandong: So I made you a princess. Am I wrong?

Xin Lei: Actually, the princess is just a girl who wants true love.

9. Xin Lei: Do you have no brain, or is your brain moldy?

10, Xin Lei: The problem is that you shouldn't lie in the first place. If you tell a lie, you must tell another one to round up the first one. Nobody told you this truth?

1 1, Qin Lang: I know I'm an idiot, an idiot who did something stupid unconsciously but didn't know how to explain it to you.

12, Qin Lang: You are so calculating that you don't tell me about the branches in front. It hurts. ......

13, Qin Lang: The buses nowadays are really strange. If you see an ugly person, forget it. I can't stop even when I see a beautiful woman.

Nowadays, for a girl, this is outrageous. It is impolite for friends to talk to her and ignore her.

Boys nowadays are even more ridiculous. They talk to the air like crazy people, only when their heads are broken. Alas, it's hopeless.

Xin Lei: We are older than others.

There are more vegetables than others.

most important of all

Our sauce is an exclusive recipe.

15, Qin: I invited Xian to dinner at one o'clock that evening. Let's celebrate.

Y: Why?

Qin: Because someone has a birthday today.

Y: How do you know?

Qin: Not only do I know, but I have also seen a photo of a person when he was a child. When I was a child, someone was ugly and wrinkled.

Y: You said someone was going to turn against you.

Qin: People often turn against each other, and some people are no longer afraid.

Y: Well, if someone turns against you and doesn't stay with others, will anyone be afraid?

Qin: Wow, some people are so scared. His feet are shaking. ......

16, Yu: What are you standing here for?

Qin: I'm waiting for someone

Y: Someone is so handsome today. It must be important that someone is waiting for someone.

Qin: Someone is really beautiful today. It must be important to wait for someone

Y: Some people just want to eat something delicious. Someone don't think too much.

Qin: Some people just have nothing to do on Valentine's Day, killing time!

Y: Then why did someone bring flowers?

Qin: Well ... someone bought it because they saw a poor Amin on the road. Don't take it too seriously.

Y: Someone. ..

Qin: If anyone goes down again, don't eat.

17, Qin Lang: Although my name is loud and beautiful, you don't have to shout so loudly.

18, Qin Lang: "If I like a girl, I will remember that I won't give her sneakers, 13 roses, and I won't give her a magic lamp!"

19, Xin Lei: A good pair of shoes will make you have feelings for it. You will want to wear it every day, even if it is worn out. The most important thing about a good pair of shoes is not its price, but whether it is comfortable to wear, even if it is a pair of cheap shoes.

20. Xin Lei: But like is like, even if he has no money or status.

But if you don't see him, you will miss him very much and be happy with him.

2 1, Ray: I'm so full today.

Lang: Yes, the night is beautiful.

. . .

Ray: The night is beautiful.

Lang: Oh, yes, I'm full.

2 1, Qin Lang: Since our memories cannot overlap.

It also means that our future does not intersect.

Think of me when you eat oyster omelet at most in the future.

I thought of you while frying oysters.

But I think you are a princess.

I won't have a chance to eat oyster omelet again.

But I'm destined to continue frying oyster omelet.

So I am destined to miss you every day.

Maybe you'll never think of me again.

Qin Lang: Actually, I ... I. ...

Y: What about it?

Qin Lang: Why are you so nervous?

Y: Are you nervous?

Qin Lang: Am I nervous? give you

Yu: Why did you send me 13 roses?

Qin Lang: No?

Yu: 13, 13, separated, separated, do you understand?

Qin Lang: What should we do?

Yu: Here you are. You have three flowers and I have 10 flowers.

Qin Lang: So ... what does that mean?

Yu: My ten flowers represent my perfection, and your three flowers represent my perfection.

Qin Lang thought: (I love you)

Yu: You are a triangle cat.

Don't be sad, don't be disappointed, and don't give up any hope that can make you happy. ...

24. Qin Lang: The most enjoyable thing in life is that it has many corners, some are thrilling and some are full of surprises. ..

Is it a surprise or a surprise? If you don't walk there, you certainly don't know what you will meet at the next intersection.

No matter in the journey of life or in the crowded street, the corner is full of stories.

Maybe it's yours, maybe it's mine So, I like corners. ..

Xin Lei: I don't like corners. If I choose this road, it is because the scenery of this road is what I like.

Sometimes when I turn a corner, I see something I don't want to see, or ... or a serious accident. ..

Qin Lang: How can a princess as beautiful as an angel fall in love with ordinary elves in the forest!

Xin Lei: Look here.

Every lamp

Represents a warm home.

But none of them are mine. ..

Qin Lang: How do you know?

You can't find your lamp here?

foremost

You can't give up the desire in your heart. ....

27. Giddens Ko: There is no best time for confession, only the best people.

28. Xin Lei: "Maybe it's a coincidence."

Qin Lang: "This is a beautiful mistake."

Xin Lei: "I hope that one day, you will meet someone who loves you."

Qin Lang: "Then I will remember that if I like a girl, don't give her sneakers or 13 roses."

Don't give her a magic lamp ... "

Xin Lei: "Please close your eyes and always remember my appearance ..."

Qin Lang: "I can see you in the future. You will be very happy in the future. "

You can laugh happily, even if there are crow's feet, it doesn't matter, you can eat hard.

Even if you become a fat woman, the prince still loves you very much, and no one has been quarreling with you.

When you have a lot of time, you will be happy. You won't miss the past, Taiwan Province Province and me.

Because then you will be happier than you are now. "

Qin Lang: Have you really been to my world? If so, why did I let you leave me?

If not, why is my heart so painful?

After you leave, your smell will slowly dissipate and your appearance will gradually blur. ...

I just hope you can leave something to prove that you have been here ... I really love you ~ "

30. Xin Lei: You are a strange person. You let me go yesterday and let me stay today.

Whatever you say, everything between us depends on you.

Qin Lang: No way.

Xin Lei: How can I stand being with people like you?

Qin Lang: But didn't you say it yesterday? . . .

Xin Lei: I like you.

Qin Lang: Hmm.

Xin Lei: You told me not to joke with myself. are you sure you meant it?

Qin Lang: So, no, never liked me.

Xin Lei: Yes, maybe a little. After all, you are good to me and follow me every day.

If there is no temptation, it will be too cold-blooded.

Hmm. . But the driver is the driver. Who will choose the driver when the prince appears?

Qin Lang: Yu, I don't know why you said these things to hurt me. Really hurt you, so please stop,

Xin Lei: Look, if you can't argue with me, it's worse than yelling and getting angry.

With your temper, which girl likes you?

Qin Lang: I don't care whether you go or not. What do you care if you don't love me anymore?

Xin Lei: I will take care of you. Can you change the way you like people?

Say it early if you like, and don't just quarrel all day long, which is very confusing.

If you like, painting is painting. If grandma opposes you, fight for it. Don't use the old man as an excuse.

And even if you sell oyster omelet all your life, no one will look down on you.

Don't be self-confident, really like someone, and never be self-confident.

Qin Lang: If I can change, please don't go.

Xin Lei: I'm very tired. I must leave early tomorrow morning. I'm going to sleep.

3 1, Huimei: "Is it Qin Lang's house?"

Xin Lei: "No, that's our big villa, not Qin Lang's.

I went to Taiwan Province Province to live in our big villa.

So there is no Qin Lang, no grandma, no Ada, none. "

32. Ray: Huh? Are thieves so rampant now?

Qin: You don't know! (Pretending to be a thief) Do you want me to rob the money or the sex first?

Ray: Idiot! How did the thief know my name was Yu?

Xin Lei: Why did you kiss me?

Qin Lang: I don't know. ...

...

Qin Lang: Then why did you kiss me?

Xin Lei: I have no idea. ...

34. Ando: Do you like Xin Lei?

Qin Lang: Um ... I ... She. ...

Ando: I like heart-shaped buds.

Qin Lang: Can we not be so direct?

Ando: What do you mean, not directly?

Qin Lang: That is to say, if you like her, you can keep quiet.

Ando: If I like her, sue her.

Qin Lang: Sue her? I will sue her, too! I will sue her for violating traffic regulations.

Because every time I look for her, something almost happens.

Sue her for polluting the environment. Every time she throws my kindness around like garbage.

I want to sue her for libel and injury. Every time I say something inexplicable, it makes me very angry.

35. Qin: (knocking at the door)

Heart: Who?

Qin: I

Sim: Why?

Qin: Open the door.

Sim: Why?

Heart: (knocking at the door)

Qin: Who?

Heart: I

Qin: Why?

Sim: Open the door.

Qin: Why?

Qin Lang: Drive faster.

Giddens Ko: I'm already going 60 miles. I can't go any faster.

Qin Lang: Why is the broken car so slow?

Giddens Ko: Don't insult my car ... OK ... it's self-esteem to be a broken car. ...

Qin Lang: Come on, you're such a turtle!

Giddens Ko: Come on, Brother Tuohai, this old car is useless, okay? Bad cars have self-esteem, okay?

Qin: Once upon a time, there was a girl who sold sneakers.

Y: The girl who sells matches, right?

Qin: No ... What you heard is wrong. Where did I say?

Ah, once upon a time, there was a girl who sold sports shoes. She is very poor.

You must sell your sneakers every day to go home.

Qin: During the Dragon Boat Festival.

Y: Today is Christmas, isn't it?

Qin: Oh, don't interrupt.

Qin: At this moment, a kind-hearted man named Qin Lang appeared. He bought a pair of shoes from her.

He said that a princess's feet were about to be burned, and she needed these shoes to save her life.

Well-meaning people say, what if the princess is willing to forgive him?

She will put on these shoes and try them on for seven days to prove that she will never regret shopping.

Xiao Yang: Why did you go to have a girlfriend without my consent?

Qin Lang: It's one thing to have a girlfriend ... The point is, why do I need your permission to have a girlfriend?

Xiao Yang: We grew up together ... What am I like?

Qin Lang: What? Good friends who grew up together!

Xiao Yang: So ... why did you say you wanted to marry me when you grew up in the second grade of primary school?

Qin Lang: That's because you keep crying that no one will marry when you grow up. That's why I comfort you!

Xiaoyang: Why did you hold my hand during the summer vacation in that country?

Qin Lang: You fell. How can I help you up if I don't hold your hand?

Xiao Yang: Then why did you kiss me the year you graduated from high school?

Qin Lang: At that time, I lost my big adventure ... I don't want to!

39. Qin Lang: I don't like the car in front, especially the Japanese car. Help me step on the gas pedal.

Qin Lang: You must be happy!

Xin Lei: I will be happy!

Qin Lang: You must!

Xin Lei: I will!

42. Qin Lang: The first time I saw a glittering young lady, she lost her dazzling eyes.

(Driving slowly behind Xin Lei) Sing: Ah, friends, please listen, listen, I want to sing for you.

What is it? Love, love, love, I can help you.

No matter spring, summer, autumn and winter, I don't talk about peace, I make peace, and your heart is happy.

Xin Lei: Your singing is terrible!

Qin Lang: What's it to you that I sing badly?

Xin Lei: It's too noisy! ~

Qin Lang: I've been your driver all day, and I haven't even eaten. I'll talk about it after you feed it.

Xin Lei: Come here, I wish you happiness.

Qin Lang: You have blessed me 800 times. Stop drinking.

Xin Lei: No, you haven't blessed me yet.

Qin Lang: I have blessed you 799 times.

43. Qin Lang: Fat man, stir-fried leeks. Have a bowl of hot dishes. I don't like cold dishes. I don't like them. (Taiwan Province Edition)

Qin Lang translated to Ando: More love, more color, love comes later, I will continue to wait no matter how cold it is. Love is about forgiveness, not guilt. ...

45. Xin Lei: But that Yin Shangdong ... really forgot him? Actually, I'm asking myself the same question.

After coming to Taiwan Province Province, I often ask myself in the dead of night, have I really forgotten Shandong?

If you really forget him, why does it still sting to hear his name and his chest?

I thought the farther away from him, the faster I could forget.

However, I found that if I am careful, I can easily fall into a yearning.

It would be great if there was a medicine called forgetfulness medicine in this world.

I want to take medicine to forget Shandong, forget him, forget him. ....

46. Xin Lei: This doesn't mean admitting my mistake, but my kindness.

I won't drive with you. I'll give you a car

Grandma: What did you do last night? ..

Xin Lei: Nothing. ..

(Recalling the picture of kissing last night ..)

Qin Lang: (touching his lips ...) It's just a little dry.

Xin Lei: He took the initiative. ..

Qin: You also cooperated very well.

Ray: You told me to close my eyes when I was drunk.

48. Qin Lang: "Good morning"

An Fengteng: "Good morning, how are you?"

Qin Lang: "... Bye-bye"

49. Qin Lang: You don't like me. You just want what you've always wanted since you were a child.

You don't want to kiss me, you just want to snatch love with a kiss.

Qin: Grandma, although I don't know her. ...

Y: Well ... we have met. ...

Qin: Huh?

Fishes: Your friend in Chinese mainland is the menstrual teacher of my cousin's nephew's driver's sister.

Qin: Huh?

M: Huh? Have you forgotten? Isn't your friend in Chinese mainland the menstrual teacher of her cousin's nephew's driver's sister?

5 1, Grandma: You should learn to face the present life.

52. Xin: Let me ask you, what did that kiss mean yesterday?

Qin: Well, what do you mean?

Sim: I was drunk and unconscious.

Qin: Me too. I was unconscious, too. Otherwise, I won't have any contact with you.

Xin: Great. I was afraid you might misunderstand that I was interested in you.

Qin: Don't worry, it's impossible.

Sim: Yes, neither of us can.

Qin: Absolutely impossible.

Sim: It's very kind of you to think so.

Qin: Of course I think so.

Sim: Please forget what happened yesterday.

Qin: Oh … what happened yesterday … Oh dear.

Zin: Thank you.

Qin: You're welcome.

Sim: Goodbye.

Qin: Goodbye.

53. Xiao Yang: What would you think if you were me? Say it.

Xin Lei: I'm not you. I don't answer hypothetical questions.

54. Qin: The buses nowadays are really strange. If you see ugly people, forget it, even if you see beautiful women.

Nowadays, for a girl, this is outrageous. It is impolite for friends to talk to her and ignore her.

Boys nowadays are even more ridiculous. They talk to the air like crazy people, only when their heads are broken. Alas, it's hopeless.

Sim: Can you be quiet?

Qin: No, you won't quarrel with me. I am bored.

Xin: You are so boring.

Qin: Yes, this feeling is right. Start (a disease) ...

Xin: Go away and leave me alone.

Qin: What's wrong? Your work is not going well.

Zin: No.

Qin: or ... is yours here?

Heart: neuropathy

Qin Lang: Go home.

Xin Lei: I have no home.

Qin Lang: You have. Have you forgotten? My home is your home.

56. Qin Lang: Qin: Ada, what will I do for this woman in the future? You killed me with a knife.

57. Qin Lang: A princess like Xin Lei and a princess like Xin Lei will never fall in love with ordinary elves in the forest. ....

58. Cui Ge: Don't expect me to pay you ~ Don't even think about it ~ OK?

Giddens Ko: People who fall in love may or may not be happy.

60. Ada: You want to turn your heart buds into beautiful girls with flowered sheets.

Qin Lang: What flowered sheets!

Ada: Sorry.

Qin Lang: What are you talking about? It's curtains!

6 1, Xin Lei: Cologne men are considerate, comfortable and cozy, and the temperature is just right.

As for the smokers, ...

Xin Lei: ... Ah ~ .....

Qin Lang: Oh, really, go, go! Didn't I tell you not to be afraid of oil?

The more you are afraid of it, the more trouble it will cause you. Does it hurt?

Xin Lei: Hmm ... (Nodding, looking aggrieved)

Qin Lang: (Monograph's eyes, afraid that she will be burned, ...)

Men who smell like lampblack, rude and savage, like burning my oil.

Fortunately, I will never fall in love with a man who smells like lampblack?

62. Xin Lei: I often ask myself in the dead of night.

Did I really forget her (him)?

If you really forget her (him),

Why did you hear her (his) name?

My breasts. ...

Or will it sting?

I thought that the farther away from him (her),

The sooner you forget,

But I found out ...

Careless person ..

It's still easy for me to fall into a kind of ..

In the thoughts I can't get rid of,

If this world,

There is a medicine called forgetting,

That would be great.

I want to take the medicine I forgot to bring,

Forget the person I love,

Forget her (him) ...

Forget him (her) ...

63. Qin Lang, Giddens Ko: Love and righteousness are worth a thousand dollars. Go up the hill and get into the frying pan ...

Qin Lang: "Take an umbrella!"

Xin Lei: "No, don't think that only you know self-esteem, and I know it!" "

Qin Lang: "A cold and self-esteem are two different things!"

65. Qin Lang: Do you miss the past? Everything that once made you beautiful and unforgettable.

It used to make you happy, but it will also make you sad.

I am willing to make those memories that make you happy, even if only a little.

66. Qin Lang: What does it matter if you fall?

Being defeated like this is nothing like you.

Even if you fall, you have to laugh heroically, you know?

Heart bud: Love is just a gland secreted by the brain.

When the secretion is over, love is over.

Qin Lang: One day, if we meet in another strange city.

You must wear a bright smile and shine with golden light.

Qin: If, I mean if, let her lose everything again.

And you, in my place, will you?

Yin: I don't want to.

Qin: Why?

Yin: I can't bear to let her lose everything again.

Qin: Yes, you are right.

Yin: I would rather be jealous of you forever than make fun of your happiness.

70.Xi Xian: Xin Lei and Shandong have been together for two years. They are an enviable couple, regardless of their looks, family background or academic qualifications.

Xin Lei once said: Shandong is a man without shortcomings, and you? With what?

Now Shandong has taken Xin Lei's parents back and bought back the house where they used to live. What can you give?

Qin Lang: I don't know what I can give her. I only know that love is not calculated by what I pay. I have to find her.

7 1 Qin: I can understand that we are not selfish people. If we have to sacrifice our family for ourselves, we can't do it.

Y: Sorry.

Qin: Don't say you're sorry. If you must break up, break up happily.

72. Y: Why are you standing here?

Qin: I'm waiting for someone

Y: Someone is so handsome today. It must be important that someone is waiting for someone.

Qin: Someone is really beautiful today. It must be important to wait for someone

Y: Some people just want to eat something delicious. Someone don't think too much.

Qin: Some people just have nothing to do on Valentine's Day, killing time!

Y: Then why did someone bring flowers?

Qin: Well ... someone bought it because they saw a poor Amin on the road. Don't take it too seriously.

Y: Someone. ..

Qin: If anyone goes down again, don't eat.

73.airport

Y: Hello.

Qin: Excuse me, is anyone worried about dying if they don't come back now?

Y: Will someone be too wordy? Please tell someone that someone has gone back to find someone now.

Feng: Friends should trust each other.

Ray: Friends should forgive each other, too.

75. Giddens Ko said to Qin Lang: Friends are always there, and once love is lost, it can never be found again! ! !

Qin Lang: If our meeting is a beautiful mistake, then time will heal our inner wounds. ...

One day, when you think of me inadvertently, you can still feel a little happy, which is worthwhile for me. ..

Qin Lang: I want an apology, not a car!

Xin Lei: You would do this to me because you like Qin Lang, right?

Xiao Yang: Yes! ! !

Xin Lei: You don't want to lose to me? Then I'll tell you, don't worry.

Because I won't give you Qin Lang, not even in jail. 79. Xin Lei said to Ando Feng: Look.

She never left.

She will always be there.

80. Yin Shangdong: I finally know that I lost to the ordinary.

Qin Lang and Xin Lei are the roses in our hearts. She grew up in a greenhouse, but you know what?

Roses need sunshine, and you Qin Lang are sunshine! Bless you and Xin Lei!

8 1, Xin Lei: Where are you doodling? It's obviously roast duck.

Qin Lang: Not funny. Roast duck? Is this a swan?

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