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Let's talk about it after 00: If you want to say you love me, learn to be friends with me first.

1, I know whether it is because I am becoming more and more independent or guilty. After walking for so long, I found that the only thing I could rely on was myself.

Everyone's experience is a book. As for good writing, poor writing, thick writing, thin writing, wonderful writing and mediocre writing, it all depends on how you write, and no one else can replace it.

Our behavior determines our character, just as our character determines our behavior.

4, I only care about what I care about, you are not in this range!

5. Smiling is sometimes like a band-aid. Although it covers up the wound, it still hurts.

6. Being single is not what you want to choose, but giving yourself a chance to break into the future alone.

7. Don't blame anyone, don't laugh at anyone, don't envy anyone, shine in the sun, run in the wind and rain, dream your own dreams and go your own way.

8. We should respect two kinds of people: one is a woman who is willing to live a hard life with one man, and the other is a man who is willing to live a good life with only one woman.

Since you have determined a road, there is no need to ask how long it will take.

10, dear mobile phone user, warm reminder: you haven't contacted your sweetheart for six hours, and it's dry, so be careful that she breaks up.

1 1. One day you will know that buses run every 5 minutes and subways run every 9 minutes. This is fate-sometimes it's the only time in your life.

13. If you want to say that you love me, learn to be friends with me first.

14, I don't need to please anyone, including you.

15, Lan Yan is exercising her boyfriend's obligations, but she has no boyfriend's rights. Play, life is a stage, everyone plays his role well, so that everyone can have a meaningful trip.

16, aren't you Lan Yan? Aren't you bosom friends? Aren't you good friends? How to use a couple's head!

17, when I was a child, I felt that bleeding was a very serious thing. Whether it hurts or not, I cried first. I didn't know until I grew up that tears actually hurt more than blood.

18, some pain, I can't say it, I can only endure it until I can forget it slowly.

19, many people love someone by mistake because they are lonely, but more people are lonely for life because they love someone by mistake.

We should know that we were born in this world to do things that others can't do.

I want to say I love you in my heart.

I want to say I love you, my dear lover. You gave me such a long wait, but I was afraid that my love would be washed away by reality and time and space. In fact, you know that I love you in my heart. I didn't make it clear to you. But you heard my heart. You actually understand that I love you, don't you? Actually, you know I miss you, don't you? Like, you're thinking about me, aren't you?

Dear, in fact, I don't have much courage to ask if you really love me, because I am afraid that when I love you, there will still be someone else in your heart. I am afraid that the final result of my hard watch is just a dream, because you never gave me a clear answer, except that you told me to wait and test our love with time. In fact, my love, you know, I'm afraid I'm not waiting for my youth, but my love and my sincerity. I am afraid that my waiting is not a satisfactory result. At that time, I was afraid that I was still stubbornly insisting on my love for you.

Dear, in fact, you and I both know all the consequences of time and distance, so you and I are so careful to test each other's true feelings But dear, can I make a request, asking us not to guard against each other's hearts with this temptation? Because you know, I love you very much, not in my mouth, but in my heart. I miss you silently, maybe when you don't miss me a lot. My love may not be as confident as you think. However, this is my heart. My dear love, you are so far away from me, but can you hear my heart? Can you feel my true feelings from my simple and pale words?

Actually, I want to give you a promise. Actually, I gave you a promise. I said, my love, I am waiting for you, waiting for you to pick me up, waiting for you to love me. When I am contained in your heart, when I love you in my heart, let's all put down our whole hearts and souls to love each other. In fact, dear, when I tell you my heart, do you know that every time, my heart beats so lightly? Although you can't touch my heart through the screen, does your heart feel its impact on you? My dear person, do you actually know why I use so many facts? Because of my love, you, because you still don't understand my heart and how deep my love is. Maybe you can't believe how much I love you. Maybe you have looked at my heart with suspicion. But my love, can I ask you to believe me? What can I prove to you? You are so transparent in front of me, but I still can't go deep into your feelings. My love, maybe I am too simple, but I am too young, so my simplicity can't understand you, can it?

Maybe when we are in love, I need your concern more, right? But dear, can you also let me gently touch your heart with true love from a world different from yours? Although I know my hand is so delicate and weak, I know it can't bear any weight at all. In fact, it is more that you bear the weight of life for me with your own body and mind. But honey, I can't call you a thousand times and ten thousand times in a very light and gentle voice. Dear, will you still believe my sincere love when you listen to my delicate and gentle voice? Will you still bet on me and think that I am your future?

Actually, I love you, dear. But you know, every time, your realistic thoughts and helpless time and space make me feel uncomfortable. Because how long will it take, my dear, to wait for you, to get a positive commitment from you, and to understand that putting your heart in your heart is not an illusory hope. My love, you can let me know that my love for you is really not a despair. Will you tell me that you love me too? Tell me that you will gently hold my fragile body in your arms, will you? Because of my love, you know, I long for your arms now, and my eyes are shining with tears.

My dear, in fact, you have taught me so much. In fact, I really want to tell you that I am not an idiot, except innocent. I know what true love is, what understanding is, and what support is. I will know what life is in the care you give me. My love, I'm not lying, I'm not a bad girl, I'm just such a pure and clear girl, a girl who prays for beauty and world peace. Am I bragging? Actually, I hate to say this, but how can I make you understand that I am not too stupid except stupid?

My love, don't take so long to test me, and don't take so long to determine whether you love me or not. You know, your hesitation and caution really make my heart unbearable. In fact, as long as you tell me a clear answer, as long as you tell me that you love me, and I am such a stupid person, I will wait for you without regrets because of your words. My love, I don't need you to coax me with sweet words, and I don't need vain flowers to pile up around me. That symbolic ring is not the most important thing. My love is actually as simple as that. It is always difficult for me to observe and guard against the world with complicated and hateful eyes. Even though my heart has been broken countless times, my love is still so stupid, and I chose to believe in you and your sincerity. If you say that you are not a person who can suit me, then my love, let me suit you, okay? If you say I'm not suitable for you, let me adjust myself to suit you, okay?

My love, if you have seen that my love for you is so urgent, my love, can you tell me your thoughts? Without reservation, just like I tell you without reservation now, okay? I love you, although you may doubt it, but my love, you already know that I am actually a simple person. How can you doubt my honesty now? Honey, tell me you love me, too, okay? Don't use your hesitation to make our hearts empty now, okay? I'm waiting for you, honey, you know? Although you still have to let time test me, although you are still not sure whether you will give me a promise, I still love you so much, you know, my love? I love you, dear, very light, very soft, very tender, very naive and stupid, you know? My love. I'm waiting for you, you know, my love? I love you and kiss you!

Let's talk after 00.

1, men stand up straight, don't get down, it's not easy to wipe tears. 2, the beauty of a gentleman as an adult, the love of a villain, and the love of a bitch.

3. I have no advantage. The best thing is that I am a good person.

4. It is not a hero who is not grinded by the sky, but a mediocrity who is not jealous.

5. All gold will shine, not to mention that I am a diamond.

6, look at people not to force, look at people to force!

7. Is there such a person that a short message can make you smile?

8. me: playing hooligans, with a rogue character; If you are crazy, you must have a neurotic temperament; If you harm others, you will harm their abilities.

9. See that you have joys and sorrows, and that your friends have ups and downs.

10, one day you will find that I can't be replaced by anyone.

1 1, stand up bravely and face all your lies. Don't let me cover up all your lies!

12. If you dare to step on my head today, I will dare to step on your grave tomorrow.

13, even if no one loves me, I can still live very chic alone.

14, those who betray me, I will make your life hell.

15, every present is our future memory. Every time is our present memory.

16 friend, I don't mind at all if you betray me. My harvest is to see you clearly.

17, there is an uninhabited island in my heart, where there are white roses with memories.

18, don't try to guess my appearance, because people are sinister and I can be ever-changing.

19, please take your high-profile love and get out of my sight.

20. Love is the tacit understanding between heart and heart, and it is the feeling that two young people have no guess. Love is a partner who shares joys and sorrows, and it is a happiness that grows old together.

2 1. You have your society and I have my team.

Please remember: First, I am always right. Second, if I am wrong, please refer to the first one.

23. The highest state of a friend is that you are gay in the eyes of others.

24. If you can't change the length of life, try to change the concentration of life.

25. It is a real man who can not play games for his wife. Thank you, my love.

I don't expect you to say forever. I just hope we can go further.

27. Look up gently with tears, looking for the eye that belongs to him.

28, sharing weal and woe is a wife, eating, drinking and calling for goods.

29, people can't always be lazy, lazy for a long time, ability can easily become waste.

30. If you give up, you shouldn't regret it. You shouldn't remember it if you lose it.

3 1. When I grow up, I will make a movie "The Girl We Haven't Chased in Those Years" to see if it will catch fire.

32. Despair in life is just to add a little hope in despair and become more desperate.

33. There are some difficulties. Facing it is uphill direction, avoiding it is downhill direction.

I don't love you, but my love.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

36, girlfriend and boyfriend. This is a sad story.

37. Nothing lasts a lifetime except breathing.

38. There was a power failure. I called my brother to complain that he was not online. My brother said a gorgeous sentence: I just know to watch TV online.

39, I don't know why, I just like my brother's woman!

40. There are no inseparable couples, only mistresses who don't work hard.

4 1, all rain and strong winds that are not aimed at cooling down are hooligans.

42. Maybe you are really good, but I may not respect you.

43. I hate my China quality and China education. I hate myself.

44. Please make a detour for all ambiguous feelings. It's not that I'm arrogant, but that you don't understand the sad mood.

45. How classic it is now and how thrilling it used to be.

46. If love continues, can you and I hold hands and hold the temperature of love tightly?

47. I don't want you to return my heart, nor do I want you to pay for my pain. I don't want you to bear the pain and stop your tears.

48. It was women who taught me how to grow up.

49. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

50. Don't regret, the road is your own choice, and what you have passed and missed is your own will.

5 1, your world has nothing to do with me, my world is only worth seeing.

They are all laughing, but I'm not laughing.

53. If you don't have a handsome appearance, be a schoolmaster.

54. I left quietly, just as I came gently. Wave a bill without taking away a diamond.

55. The sadder you are, the more you listen to love songs. That's called fighting poison with poison.

56. Don't make a promise when you are happy, because it is easy to get carried away when you are happy.

I can't give you the world, but I can give you my world. As long as you need it.

You stay away from me, I can't see all of you.

59. Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

60. I treat you like a human being. What can I do if you don't treat yourself like a human being?

6 1, I really want to chat with you, but you don't call me, and I don't want to bother you all the time.

62. I love you, which is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.

63. When thoughts become crowded, hugs become a thing of the past.

No matter how far and wide the road is, it will be safe as long as I lead it.

65. I come from the earth. Don't talk to me about Mars.

66. When the weather is hot, there won't be enough pants to change.

The biggest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.

We can turn back, but we don't have to.

69. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble. Those sweet words might as well say "Let's get married".

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

7 1, you are in my special attention, but not in my recent visitors.

72. I am not arrogant, but I can't learn to be a gentle lady. That's all.

73. When we break up, don't tell me that we are not suitable. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth.

74. Don't challenge my sister's skills with the speed at which you play the video.

75. I don't repeat the plays I played. I don't want the people I loved.

76. This guy is not very nice, but he is never rude.

77. Don't talk to my sister about feelings. It's not you that my sister doesn't want to talk about.

78. I don't trust anyone except RMB.

79. It has been imitated and never surpassed. There is only one reason for your failure, and that is to be my enemy.

If you can't accept the worst me, you don't deserve the best me.

8 1, first love is a small thing, but at that time, I thought it was bigger than the whole world.

82. If people don't commit crimes against me, I won't commit crimes. If people commit crimes against me, they will be courteous for three points. If people commit crimes against me again, they will give him a shot. If people still commit crimes against me, they will be exterminated!

83. The whole world can be yours, but you can only be mine.

84. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you!

85. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

86. I've been looking for you bitch all my life.

87. Women are like clothes, but elder sister is something you can't wear.

88. After living for so long, who hasn't loved a few scum?

89. Women are like clothes, and brothers are like brothers. How to mend the broken clothes and how to connect the broken limbs?

There are so many songs in the world, but none of them can sing the twists and turns in my heart.

9 1, my future old mother-in-law, deliver the goods quickly.

Talk about the mood after 00, talk about the domineering after 00.

1, I want to live a life like ipartment with a group of men and women.

For many years, I have a "good" wish: I am good to everyone, and I hope everyone will be good to me. I just want a reputation, but I can't ruin it. I suddenly realized recently that this is impossible. -Ji Xianlin

My greatest regret in my life is that I haven't made a few normal friends.

4. Starting school is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to get a haircut, wear a school uniform and even see a teacher.

Are you out of your mind? Are you stupid? Did you get hit by a car or bitten by a dog? Can't you see a good girl like me?

Ipartment, if you don't come out, we will start school.

7. Don't worry about striding. I'm not chasing. I am really tired.

8. Since there are women in the world, is there any creature that should be called a male sister?

In fact, love, in the final analysis, is ordinary and ordinary, that is, men and women understand each other, respect each other, help each other, care about each other, learn from each other's strengths, comfort each other and understand each other. The scene of the story is always family and society. The plot of the story is always nothing more than a man falling in love with a woman or a woman falling in love with a man. The ending of the story is either tragedy or comedy, and there is never a middle way.

10 We are like two lovely pigs walking on the road of love, bathed in the sunshine of love.

1 1 So you are so mature and sensible that no one should love you.

12, even if life has a thousand reasons to make you cry, you should find a reason to make yourself laugh, because this is life, and all we can do is make ourselves stronger.

13, the advantage of wearing school uniforms in groups is that in the dark, you and the people you like wear lovers' clothes.

14, don't worry, don't wander and walk away without looking back.

15, one day, I sent a message to my best friend. She said nervously that the QQ user you dialed was browsing the space, please call back later.

16. People say I am a good mother. How can I fight back? Hello, son!

17, mushroom cool I am a new generation of sisters. I got the hall, the kitchen, Trojans, mistresses and hooligans! .

18, not all feelings have a beginning and an end, just as the end of loneliness is not necessarily fear.

19, if you can explain why you like someone, it's not love. True love has no reason. I love you. I don't know why.

20. There are several unknown schoolmasters in each class to support the average score.

2 1, I tried to live quietly in this house, but you refused.

22. Sometimes, we can comfort others with the same words, but we can't convince ourselves.

23. Your anxiety should not come from someone who is dispensable to you.

24, all the jealousy together to sum up three words is too concerned.

25. May you be greedy and not fat, may you be lazy and not ugly, and may your family be let down.

No matter what everyone in the world says, I think my feeling is right. No matter what others think, I won't disturb my rhythm. I like it naturally, but I don't like it for long. -Haruki Murakami

27. When hugging, you need each other. Being needed by others is a person's most precious time ... When a woman holds you from behind, please don't move your steps, but please turn around and hold her tightly. Because, in that hug, there is too much love. ......

28. People are most afraid of: strangeness after deep friendship, pain after seriousness, and use after trust.

29. If being immersed in love is a mistake, I am willing to make a mistake for you.

30. Since the test paper was handed out, my neck has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting, my arms have stopped aching, and I have stopped jumping.

3 1, the most popular sentence in school is, fuck.

32. Life is almost such a meal. You have to push a cup with the person you like and change a cup with the person you hate. After dinner, I can receive a heart and see a face. At the end of eating, you can still be lively and laugh at this insincere banquet. This is your ability to carry the world. Mád

33. This kind of mulberry wine, which has been precipitated over the years and has the taste of time, is as beautiful, passionate, emotional and fragrant as you. No one in the world can compare with you.

I saw a couple making out on the road. So I ran to the boy and said, brother, this girl is not as beautiful as yesterday.

35. The role of personality is far greater than that of intelligence, the role of mind is not as good as that of mood, and talent is not as good as the self-control, patience and regularity of judgment control. People who start to live more seriously in their hearts will start to live simpler in their appearances. Regret your mistake and try not to make it again. This is true repentance. Being superior is not noble. True nobility should be superior to the past self. -Hemingway

36. Disappointment and injustice do not need to be explained. The more you explain, the more chaotic it is.

37. In the last class of senior three, the teacher said: Take a hard test, don't embarrass me. Then I turned around and shed tears. ....

38. What is a class teacher? Someone has ruined my friendship, my love and my family.

Not everyone can wait for you after you regret it.

40. Sometimes, once a good friend becomes a stranger; Sometimes, some people leave without saying goodbye; Sometimes, some things don't need to be understood; Sometimes, some roads will become longer even if they are not taken. Suddenly I felt like crying, and inadvertently we all grew up.

4 1, I don't know how to comfort people, but you are unhappy and I am unhappy.

42. But time will encourage me to be lonely, tempt me, and reason will hinder me, so I can't afford to love myself.

43. Later, I calmed down and never insisted on anything that must be yours.

44. There is a friendship that is no less than love, and there is an unambiguous relationship.

45. No one needs another person for a lifetime.

46. Dreams can be changed because of the person you like.

47. People who are destined to go far will not be too willing to drag them to your side.

48, dear girl, this world is really more than love; From today on, let me ride the world and be my own hero.

49. "Uncle policeman, I lost my bag." "Don't worry, it's my treat." "Then give it back to me!"

50. There is no need to worry, what should come will come. No one can cover the sky with one hand and belong to oneself. Don't let go easily. Put down what shouldn't belong to you. It is a kind of sorrow to drag others to death and not pursue themselves. Pursuit is a belief, and letting go is a realm.

5 1, I will learn to be gentle, although I am not always considerate.

52. It's like a bad movie. If it's too good to listen, you forget it, and it will expire as soon as you blurt it out.

What you are waiting for is not love, but pity. What you are asking for is not affection, but sympathy.

54. Don't let me suddenly collapse because of the sky you propped up.

55. Why are deep-sea fish ugly? Because it was too dark for anyone to see, everyone grew up like this.

56. If you don't regret it, you can't remember it. If you don't feel pain, you don't know what is unforgettable.

57. If you don't care about anything, nothing matters.

58. Changing a person may be a sentence overnight.

Don't be afraid that what you are suffering now will become your proud capital.

60, three days is also called a holiday? I have to make up for two days!

6 1, maturity, not that you learn to express, but that you learn to swallow.

62. I asked Xueba the secret of her success: she said she just went to Qingguo. Holy cow, I have to go to qingguo quickly. There will be a science exam tomorrow. Do you want to witness the charm of olives with me?

63. Open-minded, don't be tired of false reputation; Life is alive, whether it is failure or success, we must be optimistic! In any case, in the face of setbacks, we should not lose courage and confidence, and in any case, we should not choose to fall.

If you never want to be strong, how can you protect those who are most important to you?

65. Life is for career, not for care.

Falling in love with you may be just the moment I saw you, but I will forget you all my life. God is unfair to me, but I have no ability to resist. You can't escape. Your shadow is far away. You are like a method. If you touch it, it will be a lifelong entanglement.

67. Three questions for women in love: Where are you? With who? When will you go back? Three questions of a man in love: Why is she angry? Why is she angry again? Why is she still angry?

68. What's it like to give up someone you like? It's like a house that has been burning for a long time. You know this is home, but you can't go back.

69. It is not that you can resist long-term erosion with enthusiasm.

70. Hope for the best, strive for the best result and prepare for the worst.

7 1, am I melodramatic? Am I black? Am I overbearing? Need your comment? Need your care? Aren't you tired of pretending

72. Do you understand my duplicity, my implication and my carelessness?

73. Life advances and retreats, and you can't lose your mood without anything.

74. When pay and gain are no longer in direct proportion, will you persist or give up?

75. There are many things in life that need neither reasons nor answers.

76. I want to be a shining mental patient in your life.

77. Love is a game, and the rule is: Don't cry.

78. Remember: unkindness and humor are two different things, being outspoken and frank are two different things, being uneducated and casual are two different things, and being honest and frank are two different things.

79. Every problem in the world will not give up.

80. Homework, you said that you are guilty. Obviously no one wants to touch you, but you just beg others to be you, really.

8 1, life and death can not be separated from a person, because he did not bring you enough disappointment. When you have enough disappointment, your heart will naturally cool and the fetters will naturally break. -Fu Nan

82. True love is knowing that she is ugly and making her happy.

83. I didn't see the first confession in the history of the school today.

84. People's blood needs to be changed every seven years. No wonder people change.

In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.

86. I am not the kind of person who doesn't take the first place in class, because I am not a genius.

87. The age at which the cross began is wrong to say and do.

88. There is a joke about a life that has experienced hardships. May you be your own sun, independent of anyone's light.

89. I may have been single for a long time. I saw a sow the other day. I think its eyes are very good.

90. Although we have repeatedly stressed that we should not pay too much attention to a person's appearance and ignore his inner quality, we should also realize that a person's name is a brand; A person's image is a business card. Dressing appropriately and looking dignified is a sign of respect for others and self-maturity. No one has the obligation to discover your excellent inner self through your sloppy appearance that you don't even care about yourself.

9 1, when the classmates get together, they find that they can't name them, and they can't help but feel that they have skipped classes too much. After eating, I found that I was in the wrong room.

92. Congratulations on losing me when I left you.

93. I don't have that many calculations. You are good to me, and I will be good to you.

94. Reality is not what you want, so there are so many ifs.

95. I don't know how long a meteor can fly, just as I don't know whether you are worth pursuing.

96. I hope to be here this year? Next year? In the body? .....

97. People who understand me don't need to explain; People who don't understand me need to explain.

98. The more you want something because it's fresh, the faster you get bored.

99. Live well when you are happy, and cherish yourself when you are unhappy.

100, full of blood, walked into the examination room and vomited all the papers.