Funny about mosquitoes, funny about being bitten by mosquitoes

Tell me something interesting about mosquitoes.

1, Orson, beginning of autumn, 5km, crowded, hot, bitten by mosquitoes.

2. The mouth was kissed by mosquitoes, and Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste was swollen.

3. Recently, endocrine disorders, extremely bad mood, abnormal personality. I woke up at three o'clock last night, and then I began to hammer the bed ~ chop the bed ~ dig the bed, fantasizing about brutally catching mosquitoes overhead and then killing them abnormally, and then I began to dig the bed ~ chop the bed ~ hammer the bed.

4, there is running water, WIFI, countryside, stars and endless mosquitoes, killing me!

I fucking slept in the duty room and was bitten by a mosquito.

6. I didn't see anyone selling galangal in Shenzhen! ! Mom sent two pounds at once, and as a result,

I'm just saying. I don't cook at all. It's all sprouted. Therefore, we should plant seeds, steal soil from the roadside and be bitten by mosquitoes. When I got home, I found a little loach in the soil, thinking that loach grew up with ginger, and loach was used for fishing and ginger seasoning, which was perfect.

7. Time flies. When I arrived in early autumn, I felt a little cool. When will mosquitoes disappear completely? Xiong Wa was bitten by seven or eight bags this morning.

8. I went to the basement of my new home and was bitten by more than 20 bags all over my body. After feeling down, I was surrounded by hundreds of mosquitoes and couldn't catch up. I'm really afraid that people will want 50 bucks and get drunk. How to break the mosquito constitution!

9. I just saw the spring water in the sun, which is as clear as washed outside the window. It's a pity that cicadas are too noisy in Tianjin. This superficial, crazy and persistent cry is simply a beautiful terminator. Poetry is disturbed and encouraged, just like a mosquito interrupting a romantic confession.

10, I always thought there were no mosquitoes in America, but I was bitten out of flowers in Washington! After a while, I bit ten of them! There is also a long tail like a meteor, which must have been bitten by a literary mosquito.

1 1, the rampant mosquito kissed me 5+ times a night. Looking at the red and protruding hickey in the mirror, I can only look at your body affectionately and ask bitterly: Are you a rescuer sent by the monkey?

12, I don't know what mosquito bit me last night. I made a bag as big as an egg yolk, and today it spread into a red color bigger than an egg.

13, Lucky: Ma Ma, look, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mom: Where? Lucky: I'm kidding!

14, 9 ml plus 10 g, used for three days, mosquitoes bite more and more happily. Is it a little seasoning for you? Want to be quiet

15, I just sat here in gay friends and was bitten by mosquitoes in eleven places (can you understand the feeling of female tickets during the physiological period _

16, I am awakened by your dynamics every morning. That hateful woman was bitten by mosquitoes last night and didn't sleep well at all. I will ask you out today. See you this afternoon.

17, I haven't seen mosquitoes in Guangdong for several days, and I was bitten by three bags an hour before I left. Ok, let's say goodbye like this ~

18, I have been favored by mosquitoes since this summer. This room is full of fresh meat, but it just bit me. So, I advised it to be exposed to rain and dew, and mosquitoes wouldn't listen! This mosquito, bite me, bite me! You call me tender meat! Well, last night, I was harassed by mosquitoes again. Arresting people everywhere, I didn't sleep all night! My body is very tired! Autumn, you finally came.

19, mosquito in the morning! I am an aunt! Our Li Xiaoyao was born! Cute little BB! Leo's little angel! Happy, happy!

20. It's really enough to wake up in the middle of the night and spray toilet water. I couldn't get up all morning, but I got up again.

2 1, I have been favored by mosquitoes since long summer, so I advised mosquitoes to get in touch with rain and dew more, but if they don't listen, they will spoil me. Right? They stared at seven big bags last night and didn't sleep well all night. This body is very tired.

22, a stormy night, the major customs are like ten thousand kinds, very good, the car was closed all night, mosquitoes, toilets are practical enough.

23. Today, I'm going to wear a pair of special heel shoes and go out for a crazy run. Don't ask me why I asked that bastard mosquito who bit my heel bag.

24. I was bitten by a mosquito. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate. I cried happily. I really want to catch it.

25. My wife touched her forehead and said, "There are so many bags on my forehead. I don't know if it's a mosquito bag or a zit. Hearing this, the master asked, "Is it black? "It must be acne. It's not the black university, it's me. That must be a mosquito bag!

26, can't find mosquito repellent incense, spray mosquitoes with hair gel! In a second, it was stopped and fell off my mosquito net!

I was awakened by mosquitoes at three o'clock last night. Why didn't the air conditioner freeze you to death? Grandma is a bear. Buy a bottle of toilet water today, just in case.

28. The children flew away with the floating board. It may be because the nose is uncomfortable and the kick is not very tight, so the water is a little cold. After Jia Yi's child came out of the water, his lips were very purple, and it took a long time to recover their original color. Sleep until midnight at night, and a mosquito can wake you up. Anyway, don't sleep downstairs, go upstairs and sleep with your parents. Grandma was sent upstairs and shouted "Mom" at the door, which scared my parents.

29. I am a tall man, with a height of 1.6 meters. Is it really good to bite my foot? I guess you must be a nearsighted mosquito.

30. The stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced! !

3 1. When I found a mosquito on my face this morning, my first reaction was not to kill it, but to take a photo. . . So now I have a big bag on my face. . .

32. My cheek was bitten by a mosquito. Is it because there are not enough pimples on my face? Here's an inch. You want a yard.

33. I am on duty, and I fight flies and mosquitoes every day.

34. All mosquitoes in my body can be connected together and become a magic circle.

This is a trophy mosquito harvested from washing powder and soapy water in the past two months. I was not bitten by acne at home this summer!

36. It's time to nag mosquitoes again. I came to Beijing cliff to feed mosquitoes. Nima collapsed. There is no good place to shoot. Just a new bite. Not worth a try. Ignore leg thickness. WTF！

I pass by my grave every week, and my name is engraved on the tombstone. I have a beautiful girlfriend named Qian. I hate mosquitoes, so I bought glue flowers specially. I put down the flowers and lit a cigarette. I never smoked before, but now I'm addicted to cigarettes. Money, let's go. Colleagues said. I nodded. For three years, the deepest love made me look like him.

Funny talk about killing mosquitoes, talk about classics.

1, the stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced! ! 2. I am on duty, fighting flies and mosquitoes every day.

3, beginning of autumn, Orson kilometers, crowded, hot, mosquito bites.

4. Hang a mosquito net, sleep naked in it, tease mosquitoes and let them die.

5. Apply a layer of crane top red on your body, and mosquitoes will be poisoned when they fall on your body.

6, drunk as mud, mosquitoes bite you without pain, will also be drunk to death.

7. The mosquito bag on your body can be connected into a magic circle.

8. Have a long talk with mosquitoes, be sensible and emotional, and influence them to become vegetarians.

9. My cheek was bitten by a mosquito. Is it because there are not enough pimples on my face? Here's an inch. You want a yard.

10, Lucky: Ma Ma, look, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mom: Where? Lucky: I'm kidding!

1 1, bitten by a mosquito. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate. I cried happily. I really want to catch it.

12, tap water, WIFI, countryside, stars and endless mosquitoes, killing people!

13, I haven't seen mosquitoes in Guangdong for several days, and I was bitten by three bags an hour before I left. Ok, let's say goodbye like this ~

14, I couldn't find mosquito-repellent incense, so I sprayed hair gel on mosquitoes! In a second, it was stopped and fell off my mosquito net!

15, this is the trophy mosquito harvested from washing powder and soapy water in these two months. I was not bitten by acne at home this summer!

16, was awakened by mosquitoes at three o'clock last night. Why didn't the air conditioner freeze you to death? Grandma bear, buy a bottle of toilet water just in case.

17, it's really enough to wake up in the middle of the night and spray toilet water. I couldn't get up all morning, but I got up again.

18, I don't know what mosquito bit me last night. I made a bag as big as an egg yolk, and today it spread into a red color bigger than an egg.

19, a stormy night, all major customs are like ten thousand kinds, very good, the car was closed all night, mosquitoes, toilets are practical enough.

20. Little mosquito in the morning! I am an aunt! Our Li Xiaoyao was born! Cute little BB! Leo's little angel! Happy, happy!

2 1, mg, after three days, mosquito bites became more and more cheerful. Is it to help you put some seasoning on your next meal? Want to be quiet

22, time flies, beginning of autumn, feeling a little cold. When will mosquitoes disappear completely? Xiong Wa was bitten by seven or eight bags this morning.

23. When I found a mosquito on my face in the morning, my first reaction was not to shoot it to death, but to take pictures. . . So now I have a big bag on my face. . .

24. I am a tall man, with a height of 1.6 meters. Is it really good to bite my foot? I guess you must be a nearsighted mosquito. On summer nights, there are more mosquitoes than stars in the sky.

25. The raging mosquito kissed me all night and looked at the red and convex hickey in the mirror. I could only look at your body affectionately and ask with bitterness: Are you the rescuer sent by the monkey?

26. I always thought there were no mosquitoes in America, but I was bitten out of flowers in Washington! After a while, I bit ten of them! There is also a long tail like a meteor, which must have been bitten by a literary mosquito.

27. It's time to nag mosquitoes again. I came to Beijing cliff to feed mosquitoes. Nima collapsed. There is no good place to shoot. Just a new bite. Not worth a try. Ignore leg thickness. WTF！

28. My wife touched her forehead and said that there were so many bags on her forehead. I don't know if it's a mosquito bag or a zit. Master, have you heard the word black big? It must be a zit. It's not the black university, it's me. That must be a mosquito bag!

29. I'm just saying. I don't cook at all. It's all sprouted. Therefore, we should plant seeds, steal soil from the roadside and be bitten by mosquitoes. When I got home, I found a little loach in the soil, thinking that loach grew up with ginger, and loach was used for fishing and ginger seasoning, which was perfect.

30. I just saw the spring water in the sun, which is as clear as washing it outside the window. It's a pity that cicadas are too noisy in Tianjin. This shallow, crazy and persistent cry is simply a beautiful terminator. Poetry is disturbed and encouraged, just like a mosquito interrupting a romantic confession.

Talking about mosquitoes Talking about being bitten by mosquitoes in the middle of the night.

Talking about mosquitoes

1. The dead mosquito bit my face again. Is this your first day out? Don't know the rules of biting people but not biting their faces?

2, don't be silly, in this hot summer, only mosquitoes will never leave you.

I don't know how many slaps I gave myself to shoot this mosquito to death.

4. Dung beetles fall in love with mosquitoes. Dung beetles: "What is your occupation?" Mosquito: "What about you, nurse?" The dung beetle smiled and said, "Fate, fellow travelers,

5. bitten by mosquitoes, I can't stand the orders of electric mosquito swatter. After I got it today, the weather turned cold and there were fewer mosquitoes. I don't mind keeping cold to avoid mosquitoes coming out.

6. I'm just saying. I don't cook at all. It's all sprouted. Therefore, we should plant seeds, steal soil from the roadside and be bitten by mosquitoes. When I got home, I found a little loach in the soil, thinking that loach grew up with ginger, and loach was used for fishing and ginger seasoning, which was perfect.

7. I am awakened by your motivation every morning. That hateful woman was bitten by mosquitoes last night and didn't sleep well at all. I'll ask you out today. See you this afternoon.

8, the beast fights with you, the air conditioner reaches 16 degrees, I caught a cold, and the mosquitoes froze to death!

9, a kind of text, the memory of editing remembers something! The heart is melancholy, but it is the expression of two words. A thousand words, not as touching. It's like a doctor is anxious, but there is no cure. If you throw it so haggard. Just draw a semicircle of your mood and express everything simply as you like, just like a mosquito bite. It may be comfortable to shoot, but not shooting will drive away some related pain. I just feel that words are like mosquitoes, seemingly soft mouths, but they can pierce solid skin and desperately supplement nutrients to life!

10, when a mosquito bites you, do you still have the heart to beat it to death? It has your blood in it.

1 1. In this era, mosquitoes are the only ones who leave me this season.

12. Every time I catch a blood-sucking mosquito, I calm down and educate him, and then tell him that I can't do this anymore. Slap him to death with the last slap.

13, if mosquitoes evolved to suck fat, then I believe it will be a lovely animal.

14, Chinese teacher was abused by domestic violence. She didn't give us lessons for a week. Today, she came and wore a pair of sunglasses. She also told me that we were bitten by mosquitoes. Really, I want to say, who are you, teacher? Mosquitoes are too poisonous these days. Besides, I can understand that you have nothing to do with me. You are menopausal, you are abused, and you are in a bad mood, but you are with me.

15. Taking a bath in summer feels like washing vegetables for mosquitoes. ..

16. The pig wanted to hit the mosquito when he saw the big mosquito, but the big mosquito wouldn't let the pig hit the mosquito, so the big mosquito finally decided to hit the mosquito himself.

17, I'm sorry I got you pregnant. Although my blood is flowing in your body, I still want to abandon you mercilessly to mosquitoes.

18, summer is here, and it's time to fight mosquitoes again.

19. Taking a bath every day feels like washing vegetables for mosquitoes.

20. How lovely it would be if mosquitoes were small animals that suck fat.

2 1, the first time I went to the grassland, it rained on cloudy days, but fortunately there were no mosquitoes. It was quite exciting to sleep in a yurt and listen to the sound of thunder and rain.

22. Since long summer, I have been favored by mosquitoes. I advised mosquitoes to touch all the rain and dew. If mosquitoes don't listen, they will spoil me. Right? Last night, they stared at my seven big bags and didn't sleep well. This body is very tired.

23, this, don't ask if you have slept. May there be no homeless fools and mosquitoes in heaven.

24, absolutely to feed mosquitoes, not to see the fountain. The city routine is too deep and I want to go back to the countryside.

25. Lucky: Ma Ma, look, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mom: Where? Lucky: I'm kidding!

26, two things! Last night, thunder scared the hell out of Big Brother! A dead mosquito whose sleeping ears are blocked and I don't know when to fall asleep. I want to die with you! You really didn't die after drinking so much blood?

27. No matter how strong I am, I can't resist your eyebrows. No matter how hard I try, I can't restrain the disappointment you gave me. You are not so absolutely beautiful, but when I met you, the sun was just right and the breeze was blowing gently, and you happened to pass by me. Let you be the Zhu Shazhi in my heart, and come and go freely in my world. But when the sun is gone and the breeze is calm, you will only be a touch of mosquito blood on the wall.

About a man who was bitten by a mosquito in the middle of the night.

1, once, the puppy walked around like a little old man in the little house I made for it, with a bored face. Suddenly, when his eyes lit up, he saw a mosquito flying outside the house. He flew away to chase it. Mosquitoes were frightened and flew around, and the puppy followed. I saw the mosquito sobbing into the glass cabinet with my favorite vase, and the puppy followed. In the glass cabinet, the cabinet flashed, and with a bang, the vase fell to the ground and smashed to pieces.

My mother caught the mosquito, carefully pinched it with her thumb and forefinger, carefully pulled out its feet and wings, then threw it into the trash can and clapped her hands.

I always thought there were no mosquitoes in America, but I was bitten out of flowers in Washington! After a while, I bit ten of them! There is also a long tail like a meteor, which must have been bitten by a literary mosquito.

4, can't find mosquito coils, spray mosquitoes with hair gel! In a second, it was stopped and fell off my mosquito net!

I long for you to leave when I see you, and enjoy leisure when I don't see you. How can I make you ignore my existence? God says unless I move my family to the cemetery. Alas ~ damn mosquitoes, can't you leave me alone?

6. Now I am bitten by a mosquito on my leg outside. It may rain. It's cool. How are you now?

7. A man asked the doctor, "Doctor! Why do I put mosquitoes in my mosquito net and let them suck blood to help me lose weight, but "doctor", "

8. On the first night when I moved out from home, there was no 4G WIFI. When you make a phone call, the signal is super weak, and there are many mosquitoes. I thought it was better at home. Hal finally fixed it. Pick up the car tomorrow and go home to sleep at night. This is not a place to stay.

9. Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes are laying eggs, butterflies are married, caterpillars are bridesmaids, and frogs have tadpoles. what are you going to do？ I wish you all the best on Singles Day!

10, if mosquitoes can shine, my room is really beautiful.

1 1. Every time I play lol, my blood boils like a mosquito.

12, you wouldn't think of the happy expression of a woman who successfully froze a mosquito to death in the refrigerator.

13, red is cinnabar, and red is as mediocre as mosquito blood in my heart-

14, A: My brother was bitten by a mosquito and his whole hand was swollen! My uncle was bitten by a tiger bee and his whole foot swelled up! C: My sister was stung by something and her whole stomach swelled up.

15, eating flies, killing mice at work, killing cockroaches at night, sleeping and killing mosquitoes, everyone is responsible for the four pests.

16, we all think that we are very strong in life, but in fact we are very fragile, very fragile. We all think that love can conquer everything. In fact, love has long been buried in the triviality of life. The mosquito blood we get is always someone else's red rose, and the white rose we long for is really someone else's white rice. How calm we are in the face of gains and losses, and how scared we are. I hope we can become a masked man with an iron wall!

17. When I first entered the house, I saw the thief trying to escape from the window. I quickly stepped forward and slapped him. It's fucking annoying that so many mosquitoes are released.

18, has the tough summer finally passed? I really hate summer, sweating, breathing difficulties, mosquitoes and all kinds of UFOs.

19, I feel really guilty about being bitten by a mosquito.

20. I didn't realize that there were many mosquitoes when I slept in summer. Humming at night is really annoying.

2 1, bees are busy all day and everyone loves them; Mosquitoes run around all day, and everyone shouts! It doesn't matter how busy you are, what matters is! An important choice is worth a thousand efforts! Today's life is determined by the choices made three or five years ago, while the life after three or five years is determined by today.

22. Don't let mosquitoes bite Nima again this year. Go home and clean up!

23. Love summer and hate mosquitoes. . There are mosquitoes everywhere. . Sadness. .

24. I was bitten by a mosquito. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate. I cried happily. I really want to catch it.

25. I feel that this mosquito in early summer is like a girl in 1899, with no skills and no experience. Everything is just gentle. Mosquitoes in late autumn are as experienced and heartless as forty-year-old women.

26. When I woke up in the morning, there was a dead mosquito lying on the pillow, and there was a suicide note next to it: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. Too thick, I have no face to live in this world, Lord! Please forgive him, I killed myself.

27. When I found a mosquito on my face in the morning, my first reaction was not to shoot it to death, but to take pictures. . . So now I have a big bag on my face. . .

The mood of being bitten by mosquitoes: talk about being bitten by mosquitoes in the middle of the night and summarize 53 items.

Talking about the feeling of being bitten by mosquitoes and waking up in the middle of the night-1. Beautiful summer, annoying mosquitoes.

2. I can't live. It's only May, and I've been bitten by mosquitoes three times.

I am an autumn fan, only used to drive away blood-sucking mosquitoes. When the mosquito bit the moon, the owner tore up the fan.

I am fed up with being bitten by mosquitoes. I woke up and counted my bags. I feel anemic from mosquito bites.

5. The eyelids were bitten by mosquitoes and then swollen. What a melancholy look!

6. Pull its straw first, and then let it go!

7. I was awakened by mosquitoes at three o'clock in the morning, and the sound of mosquitoes buzzing in my ears was still there.

8. The morning is silent, and the bottom of the house rings at night. Laughter can't scare people, but emptiness will disturb Hu Die's dream.

9. I don't know where "Mosquito" started, but it has gone deep. This summer, I taught you to break up with mosquitoes!

10. Summer grass addiction map, smell sweat and gaze. If there is no veil at home, it is difficult to sleep well.

1 1. Don't talk, I'm filming mosquitoes.

12. risk your life to approach me every day.

13. I was awakened alive by mosquitoes in the middle of the night. I really can't figure out where it came from. My mosquito net is so tight! Check it every night before going to bed!

14. The room is full of vampires.

15. Lucky: Ma Ma, look, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mom: Where? Lucky: I'm kidding!

16. Your face is so thick that mosquitoes can't get in. The most unusual thing is that mosquitoes committed suicide in shame.

17. There are so many mosquitoes that I can't sleep at night.

18. I was bitten by a mosquito and couldn't sleep. I turned on the light, sat on the bed, watched my father and son sleeping, and thought: If I hadn't fed blood to mosquitoes, you must be like me.

Speaking of being bitten by mosquitoes, I was awakened by mosquitoes in the middle of the night. 19. I was awakened by mosquitoes in the middle of the night, and my palms were swollen like pig's feet. Are mosquitoes so powerful now?

20. In the early morning, I finally killed the mosquito that bothered me for two nights.

2 1. I woke up in the morning and found a mosquito in the mosquito net. After I killed it, I found it didn't bite me. It seems to know that people are not allowed to bite in mosquito nets.

22. Mosquito repellent means going to the battlefield, either you die or I itch.

23. All the people who hurt me are women, and all the people who bite me are mosquitoes.

24. Mosquitoes are hungry in broad daylight and occasionally fly out to suck a few mouthfuls of blood. After enjoying themselves, they ran away in a hurry and hid under the shelter of boxes and cabinets. Night is the world of mosquitoes.

25. Eyes bitten by mosquitoes see different sizes of the world.

26. My dream watered my efforts, and I made blood for mosquitoes.

27. Summer restrictions. Limit one: let mosquitoes bite and don't resist. Reward: a lot of red envelopes. Limit 2: * * Ice cream temptation. Reward: lose weight for free. Limit 3: sun exposure. Reward: Ai * *.

28. I went to buy yogurt early in the morning and was bitten by a mosquito last night. This is a damn summer.

29. slap it down, ah, catch the assassin!

30. This is the trophy of "washing powder+soapy water" in the past two months-mosquito, who hasn't been bitten at home this summer!

3 1. I wonder if I get bitten by mosquitoes every night.

32. A boy with big underpants bitten by mosquitoes.

33. I was awakened by mosquitoes at 3: 30, killing two people who were just about to sleep at 4: 30, and started construction. I can't sleep.

Go away, Mozzie, and stay away from my children.

35. Mosquito eyebrows support themselves and snail horns struggle. If you want to do nothing, who knows that ants are sincere.

36. I played with mosquitoes all night, and in the end we both lost.

Speaking of being bitten by mosquitoes, I woke up in the middle of the night. 37. Seven big bags were bitten by mosquitoes. What did I do wrong? I'm scarred every summer.

38. Mozzie, why don't you suck fat, so there won't be a piece of meat on my arm.

39. My cheek was bitten by a mosquito. Is it because there are not enough pimples on my face? Kick your nose and face. ...

40. Don't move when the mosquito bites you, hold your breath and suffocate.

4 1. With your face, mosquitoes should not get in in summer.

42. I went to the Internet cafe for a while and was bitten by mosquitoes in the crematorium. I have been scratching for several days. This is the price of eating chicken.

43. I can't sleep at night, because I snore next door, woke up by mosquitoes in the early morning, and snored by people in the room.

44. I was bitten by a mosquito last night and doubted my life. And it rained and thundered last night, so I couldn't sleep, and my mood was depressed all the way to the end.

45. I was really woken up by hot air in the morning, and I was bitten by a mosquito. This annoying weather, please end it quickly, I want to go home.

46. In summer, I repeat my fate every day: the canteen is bitten by mosquitoes, the elevator is bitten by mosquitoes, the office is bitten by mosquitoes, and the community is bitten by mosquitoes. Scared and scarred.

47. Have a nice trip. May there be no mosquitoes in heaven.

48. After being bitten, it not only itches, but also hurts.

49. I am so desperate. I was bitten by mosquitoes at home at night, and I was bitten at work in the office. Summer is terrible.

50. A horror story was bitten by a mosquito, killing the mosquito, but there was no blood on his hand. Where did the blood go?

5 1. Seven bags were bitten by mosquitoes. They fly as soon as the light is turned off, and disappear as soon as the light is turned on. I am so angry that I want to sleep.

52. The withered vine and the old tree are faint crows, and mosquitoes come out of my house.

53. Drink the Millennium and the mosquitoes will shut up!