What are some humorous sentences that ridicule thunder and curse people?

1, you say you love me, touch your heart, say you love, swear to me that you love, lie to me that you love, stubborn youth: no umbrella when it rains, little wear when it is cold, no medicine when you are sick, and never let go when you love.

2. Humor of hating rainy days Part 1: Humor of hating rainy days. Tell me I hate rainy days. Come on, honey, or I'll tell mom that you stole my hand. It is raining and thundering. Stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross.

It's raining groggy outside, and it thunders a little. I haven't met such weather for a long time, but I'm a little excited.

4. Funny sentences of thunder and rain, ways to avoid men being struck by lightning; Don't go out in rainy days.

It rains and thunders, which is terrible! I became a drowned rat. All wet. Great, the branches have been cut off. I believe in other worlds. I believe that when it rains and thunders, dragons are crying and growling. I believe everything you don't.

6. It rains and thunders to send a circle of friends: fear type: I am so afraid of strong winds, thunder and heavy rain, which makes people full of anxiety. I didn't sleep well tonight. I was awakened by thunder and cried. Up to now, nothing is a loss except heartache.