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Talking about holiday traffic jams

1, hurry home, I admit the traffic jam, I just hope to get home before dark.

2. National Day traffic jam is really omnipotent. It takes four hours from Chengdu to Jintang at eight o'clock. After getting on the road, a nail was pressed on the left and right tires. In the service area, I met a kind uncle who equipped tires online. Usually 120 yards, now 60 yards are crawling at high speed.

3, 1 1 Traveling, stuck in traffic, a beautiful woman next to me smiled at me for half an hour: she was in a roadside advertisement.

This National Day is really wonderful. After watching the traffic jam on the expressway for more than two hours, I am still in Zengcheng.

5, very good, I didn't sleep on the first day of National Day, and my eldest brother dragged me home on the grounds of traffic jam.

6. Today is October 1st, National Day. I wish everyone a happy National Day, good health, no traffic jams when going out, and no queues at scenic spots. Finally, I wish you more than one day in October.

7. Who would have thought that the first day of National Day would be spent in traffic jams? Let's wish our great motherland a happy birthday.

National Day finally arrived, but there was a traffic jam on the way home. Do you have a traffic jam?

9. There are always some naive human beings who think that the car will move when you press the horn a few times in traffic jams.

10 My, uh, him, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?

1 1, went out early in the morning in June 1, and today is June 2, 10, still on the expressway.

12, the car is blocked from the toll booth to the provincial road, why not let them go for free?

13, the traffic jam blocked my life, and the taxi driver took me to the exit again. Four years later, I still can't find the entrance. I'm really worried.

14, my lover is waiting, think about whether it is traffic jam or getting lost on the road.

15 and traffic jams during the eleventh holiday are always nightmares.