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I want to hug you and touch you. If you don't agree, you can kiss me.

1. When I clamor to leave you, it is the time when I can't leave you the most.

2. I won't be jealous like a little girl, and I won't seek death and survival if I leave. Since I have the courage to start, I will have the courage to retreat.

3. I'm fine, I think it's time to go to bed. It's not good to stay up late, and it's not good to miss you either.

4. Don't come here for the rest of your life, please take a detour.

5. I like you, even if I give up a thousand times in my heart, I will still say a nice word to you and work hard ten thousand times again.

6. When I meet you, I am doomed.

7. I have been taught since I was a child that people should be polite and reciprocal, so if I like you, you have to like me.

8. I prefer those who stay up late with me than those who advise me to go to bed early. The reason is very simple. Anyone can care about you and think about you occasionally when doing things, but few people are willing to give up their own rules to accommodate you.

9. May there be someone by your side who will always carefully protect your childishness and love you.

10. I want to hug you and touch you. If you don't agree, you can kiss me.

11. I am just a little girl. Why should I care about the feelings of so many people? If I like you, I will be nice to you. I want to give you the world, but you don’t want me. What can I do.

12. Maybe you are not the best, but you are what I want most.

13. Every time I quarrel with you, I want to run into your arms, pout my grievances, and finally ask for a hug.

14. Every time I miss you, I have to remind myself that if you wanted to talk to me, you would have spoken long ago.

15. If you like someone, hurry up and confess it, because it is very likely that you will like someone else tomorrow.

16. When you walk towards me, I feel like not seeing you for one day is like three autumns. You smile at me, and I feel that we have not seen each other for three autumns.

17. What is love, the first chirp of cicadas, the first ray of light at dawn, the newly launched strawberry yogurt in the supermarket, the first inch of beauty I see when I open my eyes, I want to tell you all about it, and I can’t wait to lie in your ear and chirp. Non-stop, yes, that’s how I like it!

18. My night starts with you saying good night, even if I see the moon before that.

19. At least once in your life, you should forget yourself for someone, not asking for results, not asking for companionship, not asking for what you once had, and not even asking you to love me. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

20. All men in the world are liars. Both beautiful and not beautiful women will be deceived. The difference is that the lucky woman found a big liar who deceived her for the rest of her life. The unfortunate woman found a little liar who deceived her for a while.

21. I don’t have flowers or colorful balloons, and I don’t know much about romance. The most outrageous thing I ever did was that that night, when the wind was very strong and the street lights were still on, I hugged you.

22. You really can't like someone too much, you will bury your whole life in this unworthiness. The terrible thing is that you still think it is worth it.

23. I am extremely vain, I just want you to be good to me, only to me, and let everyone know that you are good to me.

24. You pretend not to understand, and I pretend to be relaxed. If you miss it, you will miss it. People must have some character.

25. I hope you have me in your story, even if it’s just a passing mention. I'm glad you are in my story, always there.

26. A relationship that breaks one's own principles and bottom line will definitely end badly.

27. I always want to make you angry, and I will kiss you whenever you pout.

28. Emotions can be cultivated slowly, but feelings cannot.

29. When you love each other, you need to be sincere, when you are persistent, you need to communicate, when you are angry, you need to be calm, when you are happy, you need to share, when you criticize, you need to understand, when you live your life, you need to be tolerant. There are no two completely suitable people, only two hearts that accommodate each other. . I miss you, I want to hug you. Excerpts from Huang Biyun's famous sayings

Huang Biyun, it is said that her name comes from Fan Zhongyan's phrase, "The sky is blue and the ground is yellow leaves."

"If the result of pursuit is death, religion, madness, oblivion, long sorrow, never sleeping, exile - but please believe me, I want to live, and be stable and peaceful, Gentle."

Gentle, a word she has used many times.

One more sentence, "How I miss waking up at midnight and holding you in my arms. I have begun to forget the tender feeling in my life and your face."

You and I both have this tender feeling of missing someone and wanting to hug someone.

Today, Qing Qian takes everyone to appreciate the excerpts of Huang Biyun's famous quotes:

1. How much I miss the days when I woke up at midnight and held you in my arms. I have begun to forget the tender feeling in life, and your face.

2. If one day we are lost in the crowd and live a mediocre life, it is because we have not worked hard to live a rich life.

3. Many things in life are so heavy and unspeakable. I think you understand. As I think I understand you.

4. They all say that I am a smart woman. Only later did I understand the meaning of cleverness. Only those who believe in their intelligence and agility can charge towards the horns of a mad bull like a bullfight. They can still fight for a few rounds, but they are not matadors after all, and they will eventually be bruised and gutted. A wise man is reckless and brings his own destruction. Only fools are cautious, fearing to harm others and themselves, and always dare not, but are respectful and fearful, so they finally gain stability.

5. Gentleness is: tolerant and silent, not asking, not complaining, not sad.

6. In fact, you are not in more pain than others, you just express it more brilliantly.

7. Life is: you look forward to lotus flowers, but what grows are plump and fragrant mangoes.

8. Oh, it took many misfortunes for me to realize that I exist independently as myself. My existence turns out to have nothing to do with others, not even my lover.

9. When I am extremely desperate, I always look at my hands. Say to yourself: This is all I have.

I have never been lucky, but I have a pair of hands that can work and learn.

No sense of beauty, very thin, small, and thick.

Opening is prayer, closing is will. When listening to you, hold yourself.

What’s more, I still have a brain and a smile.

10. I suspect that somewhere deep in my heart, I have lost my memory and enthusiasm, and snow is falling continuously.

11. Everything is external.

12. Sometimes I think that love is just a small favor. I thought I could live my life alone, but I was still impressed. I am a Pig, it’s so funny that you don’t accept it

After all, happiness is not Cao Cao’s, so how can he just say it?

There are bitches every year, but there are so many this year...

If I drink a pound of liquor, I will definitely not feel it, because I will be dead after drinking half a pound of liquor.

I am the owner of the romantic and suave poster, and I post some funny sentences that I usually collect.

I am very attractive, so you need to be patient.

While others hold hands, I hold my dog ??for a walk and a swim, and see who doesn’t like it and bites it.

The best way to reject someone else's ambiguity is: Sorry, I'm not interested in the opposite sex.

My ideal is to carry a load of dung on the street and throw it at anyone who doesn’t like it.

When problems arise, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.

If there is an afterlife, I will be a quilt, either lying on the bed or basking in the sun

When the results of the college entrance examination came out, the teacher took a deep breath and said to me: I actually didn’t pass the exam. , it is a blessing to you and the university.

The world is about to end. There is something I have been hiding from you. In fact, I am Ultraman.

When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. But when I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.

I once looked up at the stars with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was because of a broken love, and I was because of a sprained neck.

Life is like poop, and we revel in it like dung beetles.

If you want to marry, marry someone else first and then marry me, take his house, take away his money, and drive his BMW

Roar when you see injustice on the road , make a fool of yourself when it’s time to make a fool of yourself

Drink medicine and pass bottles, hang yourself with a rope, and wave a small handkerchief to see off those who jump off the building.

The emperor and heaven are above, and the thick soil is proof. The common people are willing to trade twenty pounds of meat on their bodies in exchange for passing all the final exams.

Men always say one thing and do another, and even wear a condom when critical.

You said that ice is like sleeping water, but I only remember sighing that farts are like shit...

If you don’t want to answer my phone, just say so. Don’t always let people move to help you. I said sorry.

What you breathe in is oxygen, what you spit out is sigh.

Women have affairs because of their heartbeat; men have affairs because of new holes!

Don’t underestimate slippers, they are a role model for bearing humiliation and bearing heavy burdens.

I watched you step onto the stage with my own eyes, and I didn’t know whether you were going to make a fool of yourself or make a fool of yourself.

Why are most programmers single? Because they often: can’t find a partner.

Beating a dog depends on the owner. In many cases, the dog is beaten for the owner.

No one looks down on you, because no one looks down on you at all, everyone is very busy

There are two ways to be inspirational, one is to see others succeed, and the other is to see others succeed Bad luck.

A Taobao store owner introduced the fabric of his clothes: This fabric is very elastic, comparable to Jinmailang elastic noodles

The ability is like melon seeds, which can only be chewed out by gritting your teeth.

The difference between working and starting a business: if you can’t make it as a part-time worker, you can change jobs, but if you can’t make it as a boss, you can only jump off the building.

The mountain is empty when you sit down, and the ground is sinking when you stand. It seems that the only way to eat is to climb down.

Those who have money will support them by making money, and those who have no money will go home and use money to support them.

"At that time, "I was a friend" and "I was a classmate" were collectively known as the three insurmountable gods.

When I see other people in their twenties with a wealth of over 100 million, one billion, or several billions, I only have five million, and it’s still pixels.

The first word in various English vocabulary books is abandon. Do you want to tell everyone: give up?

As a Lanyan, I suddenly understood that Lanyan is exercising Boyfriend's obligations but no fucking rights as a boyfriend!

My wallet is like an onion, it makes me burst into tears every time I open it.

Confession on April Fool’s Day is simply too weak, but confession on Qingming Festival is the way to go! Because... if you are rejected... you can say... ah, I was possessed just now

When a girlfriend is upset because she is coming, a man should hold her tightly , said: "I'm so useless, I asked you to be my aunt"

We have been taking final exams for so many years, why don't we have an anniversary celebration, for example, if you take 40 exams, you will get 20, and if you pass two subjects, you will get one. , you can choose any two subjects to be exempted from the exam.

I think it took me more than 20 years to see it before I like it. It’s normal for you to dislike me. I don't live to please you.

The wind is rustling and the water is cold. The money you owe me must be paid back.

I am a pig, but you don’t accept it. Come and compare the thickness of your legs with me. Funny story: I wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but instead I ate it into meatballs one bite at a time.

1. I discovered that my myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't even see money when I open my wallet.

2. I have to work hard to achieve my dreams to make up for the bragging I did when I was a kid.

3. Time is like a butcher's knife, which is said to handsome people, but to those who are ugly, time has nothing to do with them.

4. It is said that if you shout three times in the mirror at midnight, your mother will come out and beat you.

5. If you were uglier, I would consider eating, watching movies and talking about life with you, but you are so good-looking, I just want to sleep with you.

6. Unrequited love is fruitless. For example, I love mathematics.

7. Do you think having money will make you as happy as you imagined? No, you are wrong. You cannot imagine the happiness of rich people.

8. I have been looking for a person named Li. I want to avenge my brother, because my brother is so awesome!

9. Sometimes two people who chatted happily on the Internet stopped talking so much when they met, maybe because they couldn't send emoticons face to face.

10. Do you believe it? There is always a girl who comes into this world just to torture you.

11. There are only two types of mathematical proof questions, one is that shit, it still needs proof, and the other is shit, it can be proved.

12. You can disagree with me, but I can beat you up.

13. I wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but instead of eating it, I ate it into meat balls one bite at a time.

14. Recently, Alipay has posted bills worth hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars. I have tagged all my friends. If there are any difficulties in the future, we are all friends. Please take care of them. I didn't know you were so rich before. Sometimes it's my fault that I have a bad attitude. Let's get to know each other again in the future.

15. You should go home early these two days. There have been a lot of pig thefts recently, and I'm afraid something will happen to you.

16. I heard that ghosts appear on the Internet during this period, and some people die suddenly for no reason while typing. One of my classmates did so

17. Don't ask me if I have a partner in the future. It is against the laws of nature for us gods to fall in love with mortals.

18. You must remember those people who chat with you until late at night. It is because of them that you stay up late, have dark circles under your eyes, and have such bad skin.

19. In the past, cars and horses were very slow, and letters were far away. There was only enough time to love one person in a lifetime, but you could have many concubines.

20. They say that when a girl is angry, just hold her down and force her to kiss her, but why would I be beaten by her boyfriend?

21. If you were as long as your selfie, how could you not have a boyfriend?

22. I am not a simple, frugal, and well-versed person. I am just simply poor.

23. The king wants 100 pigs. The minister only brought 99 heads. The king said: Where is the other pig? The minister said: There is still one person reading this sentence!

24. The most romantic thing I can think of is to watch you grow older while I am still handsome.

25. When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero. When I grew up, I didn’t expect that I could easily realize it in an Internet cafe.

26. Please remember that I am a cold person, please don't be fooled by my frequent neurosis.

27. Parents, please pay attention: In the past few days, a new type of fraud has appeared in the society. Scammers will forge a report card with a very low score, and falsely claim it is the score of their children in the name of e-school communication, WeChat and the class teacher. , sowing discord and causing serious disagreements in the family. Parents should delete text messages about problems immediately after receiving them and do not believe them. Feel free to forward positive energy.