Humorous poems about troubles

1. Ask a sentence to describe upset. Be humorous, not those uploaded online. Thank you. 1. Don't say love easily. Commitment is debt!

2, endless acacia blood and tears cast red beans, can't finish the spring Liu Chunhua full of paintings.

If you insist on taking simple things seriously, you will be miserable.

4. Happiness is an action, and what you pay is only a concept.

5, a person in the corner of the world, even lonely laugh at me too depraved.

6. My trouble is a grain of sand in my shoe. Although it is small, it is a big obstacle on my way forward.

7. Lose your memory and be a heartless woman.

8. Go away. With my last kindness ...

9. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my suffering.

10, you take your overpass and I'll go through my underground passage.

1 1. Draw a circle in situ to tell you that you are surrounded by me in my heart.

12, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

13, if the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to beat him.

2. Ask for funny and depressing sentences. 1, couplets. Horizontal approval: Marshal Tian Peng. Part I: Become handsome in the world. Find the next link.

A: Let her answer: I am a pig.

2. Brain teaser: A pig is being chased to be slaughtered. It ran and ran, met an intersection, and then ran into it and died. Why?

Let her guess. Finally, tell her, because pigs can't make sharp turns. She has no brain teasers.

3. She refused to accept, so she asked a brain teaser: 500 men, playing a sports equipment?

A: Lead (thousand) balls.

A man dressed in gold is walking on the road. What is this?

Yi Ming (name) Ren Jin.

A dog stopped barking when crossing the wooden bridge. What is this?

A: I can't forget (Wang) after reading (Mu).

6. I am weeding, and you are at noon. (Weeding Day is noon)

7. I am Qingming and you are Hetu. (Qingming "Shang" River Map)

8. Story 1: In the ocean, a shark only eats things under 100 kg, and a 99 kg female turtle is targeted. She thought of a way to cooperate with a small fish weighing 1 kg and let the fish hide in her shell. Finally, the shark wondered why he suddenly gained weight 1 kg, and then observed it carefully and found a small fish. Then he asked, what are you doing? After a short silence, tell her that I am telling a story to the mother turtle.

9. Story 2: A couple is very interesting. Once, a man was playing a game, and a woman was watching, pointing at random. The man was so angry with the woman that he slapped him and said, "Is it Lao Tzu or you?" Once again, a couple went shopping. The woman took a fancy to some clothes and didn't know which one to buy. When the man said this, the woman slapped her and said, "Should I buy something or should you buy it?" …

You don't talk, wait … (pretending to be thinking) as long as your girlfriend asks and then what, or whatever. You just slap (jokingly touching, of course) and say, "Shall I tell the story or shall you tell it?"

3. Funny hilarious poem, every sentence Zeng Ge divorced, ex-wife Chris Lee.

Businessmen hate singing nunchakus across the river.

I know how to make a long farewell.

The wind is blowing, Yunfei loves King Adi all his life.

I left quietly, just as I came gently.

I shook the sack and touched the stove with my left hand. There is a pot on the stove. There is water in the pot, which is poisonous.

I hate that village girls can't find a place and don't know how to ask for help.

Stallone walked in Huayin County at night, and Lu Dihai punched Edison Chen.

Meng Jiangnv cried that the Great Wall was dry and red, and the white snake flooded Kingsoft.

When is the honeymoon/honeymoon/honeymoon/hug time? Yang just watched.

Looking for him in the crowd, suddenly looking back, the man was at the door of the store.

I knew her a long time ago, but we have been apart for a long time. XX's family are idiots. Asking what love is in the world makes people want to vomit when they eat it.

Catch the thief first, the king first, and curse the mother first.

The rich have a good ending and everything is fine; But a lover's life is painful.

Cheap can be cheap, very cheap, and a gentleman will be cheap.

Flying down from 3,000 feet, I doubt that I have any paper with me.

If the sky is affectionate, it will be old, and if people are affectionate, they will die young.

If the sky is sentimental, it will be old. Every day, since the world can't answer our desire not to be troubled by thunder, the Ming Dynasty Anthurium clears the waves.

What is life like everywhere? Chew the chicken feet after eating the pig's feet.

The boatman kicked Li Bai out of the boat without paying him.

Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

People are divided into three classes, and meat is divided into five flowers and three layers.

Tianma Meteor Boxing specializes in treating tracheitis.

Once successful, incoherent.

Haha, Mulan is playing video games. The foot of my bed is shining so brightly. Hey, the ground is frosty.

Less than the upper bust, greater than the lower waist.

Lovers make parents. ...

Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for being cross-eyed.

Unexpectedly, at that time, people had already left, leaving empty toilet paper to reflect the tragic beauty of the hero. His name was Zhao Benshan.

There are so many beautiful women that they are bowed down by countless heroes.

It takes ten years to cultivate people, but it takes a hundred years for koalas.

I can't see others laughing or what others are wearing.

I came to Beijing in the evening, and I don't know how many flowers I folded.

The new makeup should be Zhu Lou's face, and Chris Lee's brother is a ghost.

It is better to have a soft meal together than to be beautiful and arrogant. Develop sports and enhance people's weight.

Keywords blue sky, Huanghua land, high temperature and high pressure catalyst

4. The funniest poem is Qingshan Qingshui boy, who has been in school for three years.

It is better to go home and farm than to waste time and money. People are at home in the classroom and always want to fall in love.

If you don't fall in love with your studies, a family of three will drop out of school. 1 Life is not easy when the mobile phone is empty and the wooden money is filled.

It's been 2 days, it's gray and wild, and there are cockroaches in the school cafeteria. Third brother won the game, but lost his life.

Others have asthma, but you laugh. The day when you spend money is the day when you use other people's money.

6 Time+Money = Never lose money (time gold)+Never lose money (time money) 7 people are unclean, and flies will fall in love with you. Deduct me 95144901164831848. Smoking is good for health, while gambling is good for body and mind.

Shake your head and worry, fight and practice hands and feet robbery, long-distance running, eat without eating.

Save money for love.

5. Ancient and modern Chinese and foreign famous sayings about troubles 1. Everyone has his troubles.

Everyone's troubles are caused by their own size, but everyone's troubles are different. -[French] romain rolland: "Mother and Son" 2. Vulgar people are easy to be happy, and they are easy to worry after being happy; Shallow and short streams, flooding and drying up are just a blink of an eye-Tibetans 3. Those who tremble because of the cold can feel the warmth of the sun best.

Those who have experienced the troubles of life know the value of life best. Leaves of Grass by Whitman, an American poet and humanist. 4. Only when you have all kinds of troubles can you experience all kinds of pleasure.

-[Japan] Daisaku Ikeda: Women's Proverbs 5. Smart people will not pay attention to what they can't get, nor will they worry about it. Joe Herbert 6. Only when you talk more about right and wrong will your troubles emerge from strength. Folk proverb 7. Only the weak in life will pray like this: "put out my troubled feelings!" " -Anonymous 8. Worry is a pain that other animals don't know.

-[Germany] Schopenhauer: The Wisdom of Life 9. I stupidly asked: Since God deprived me of my sight, do I still have to work during the day? -[Greece] Milton: Sighing Blindness 10. Smart people will not pay attention to what they can't get, nor will they worry about it. —— (UK) harbert 1 1. People who have a shallow understanding of human nature and change everything else for pleasure without changing their own temperament will not only waste their lives without gaining anything, but also often increase their original misery.

-(British) kolton 12, it is best never to bother unless trouble comes to you. Otherwise, it will only make your trouble more troublesome.

-[America] Kaipr: Worry 13. For a person with a high degree of consciousness and profound mind, pain and trouble are his essential temperament. -Russian writer Dostoevsky's famous saying "Worry" 14. There is no progress without worry, and worry is the driving force of progress.

-[Japanese] Daisaku Ikeda: Message from Youth 15. In front of children, parents should be good at hiding all their joys, worries and fears. -[English] Bacon: On Family 16. People are always funny when they are alive, even when they are upset.

-American writer and revised Henry? Menken 17 Like a bitch, a noble person has his own troubles. -(English) Dickens: Hard Times 18. When you are troubled by all kinds of troubles and the whole person is very nervous, should I boldly tell you that you can change your mood by your own willpower?

-[America] Carnegie: Perfect Life 19. All tired people curse the sun and think that the value of trees lies only in the shade. -[Germany] Nietzsche: "The Decision of the Tired" 20. Read history and try to broaden your horizons to a thousand years. From an eternal point of view, you will find how insignificant your troubles are.

-[America] Carnegie: "Perfect Life" 2 1, "Drink it, drink this bowl of soup, and you will forget all the pain, troubles and hatred." I knocked over the bowl with my hand and said to the ghost pawn, "No, I will keep all my pains, troubles and hatred in mind, otherwise I will lose any benefits when I return to the world."

-Nobel Prize in Literature award-winning writer Mo Yan's "Fatigue of Life and Death" 22. Fill in the worries of the world and measure how these big and small cars can afford. -Yuan Dynasty zaju writer Wang Shifu's The West Chamber 23. Happiness itself is not a sin; However, what can bring the necessary fun will also leave many times more trouble than the fun itself.

-Epicurus, ancient Greek philosopher and atheist. 24. Worry and worry, annoyance and disgust are all much ado about nothing. -[Chinese] Zou Taofen: "Selected Works of Zou Taofen" 25. Good girls bore boys, while bad girls bore boys.

-Oscar Wilde, English writer. Wealth can't relieve people's worries and troubles-Tirubus 27. Friendship can enhance pleasure and relieve pain, precisely because it can double our happiness and share our troubles. -Edison 28, never get peace, never get satisfaction, always pursue what you will never get, plot planning worries and troubles will always haunt your heart-no matter how bizarre, one thing is clear: it is an irresistible force, and a person is driven by this force to make a life plan! British novelist Dickens. I was bored enough that day, and I couldn't dream any more. 30. Money is a useful thing, but it will only bring you pleasure when you are satisfied, otherwise it will only bring you trouble-Xi Murong 3 1. When I look back on all my troubles, I think of the story of an old man, who said before he died.

Winston Churchill, British Prime Minister, statesman, writer and Nobel Prize in Literature laureate in World War II, was 32 years old. Afraid of cold, eat less, and learn the method of treating diseases from me; Abstaining from lust and troubles is the way to cure diseases from my heart. Anonymous number 33. Only when you can stand the test of various temptations and troubles can you achieve perfect mental health.

Bacon, an English Renaissance writer and philosopher, is 34 years old. It is important to get used to places where you can't sleep well at first, which is the way to avoid encountering bad beds in the future. Generally speaking, once a hard life becomes a habit, it will greatly increase the feeling of happiness, while a comfortable life will bring endless troubles.

-Emile by Rousseau, a French enlightenment thinker, philosopher, educator and writer. The biggest headache for most people is thinking hard. James bryce 36, less wealth, less troubles Britain 37, a person caught a hobby, what troubles, what nameless melancholy, never hurt his heart.

If you can't drink happy wine any more, you might as well try a collection addiction, no matter what you collect (even posters are in the collection! ); At that time, if you didn't have all the pleasure, you could at least get some sporadic happiness. The so-called hobby is the sublimation of pleasure.

-Balzac, French writer. Carefree is not good, don't make unnecessary hopes and feelings, strive for self-improvement and continue to be self-centered. -American novelist Dreiser 39. Too much worry and too much pleasure are both ways to overestimate the world, and the former is worse than the latter.

6. There are no hilarious sentences and no laughing troubles on the Internet. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

Buddha said: "Looking back 500 times in previous lives, you can only get through once in this life."

I would rather pass the world by 500 times in my life.

What can I do to kill your lover? ...

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

God lied to everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! Buddha knows the truth,

So the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will?"

The failure of others is my happiness!

The real society ruined my chance to be a good person!

What is love in the world? The sage replied, "Waste!"

You can go as far as you want!

You can't please everyone, because not everyone is human!

The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest. Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but also birdmen!

Only by queuing for a long time can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

Summer is just not good. When you are poor, you don't even have to drink the northwest wind.

Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

I'm afraid the world is not chaotic, I'm afraid the world is chaotic!

Clear water means no fish; Humble people are invincible.

7. Funny poem 1, ran away from home when I was a child, and I could tell whether it was a man or a woman.

People in bad karma, what have you experienced these years? 2, red crisp hands, Huang Teng wine, two orioles singing green willows. Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, a line of egrets soared into the sky.

Only China people can achieve this artistic conception. Sometimes in the middle of the night, she will dream of her victory, but an idle person will not dream of you. Bear a grudge against this man? Excuse me, where is the restaurant? Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City.

Don't talk nonsense! Relatives and friends in Luoyang asked each other that the canoe had passed through Chung Shan Man. You owe people money? Run fast enough! When parents heard that their daughter was coming, they went to Qingchi. As soon as Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she hung up the Southeast Branch. I heard my sister coming, and her voice was interrupted ... and then she reluctantly answered.

This girl, your character is really bad. ) 7. We hope to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and when disaster strikes, we go our separate ways. (You two are made for each other ...) 8. How beautiful she is. Open the pearly window, a thousand roads without footprints.

Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait kept crying and began to croak. (is this still a beauty? ! ) 9, advise you to drink, Xiao Lang is a passer-by from now on.

(So rude? ) 10 Once bitten, birds sing everywhere around me. (This is very meaningful) 1 1. Imagine that when Xiao Qiao got married for the first time, no one would show an honest face! (The lover is married, the groom is not you) 12, sitting up critically ill, laughing and asking where the guest came from (pretending to be sick? Resurrected? ) 13, the car is stumbling, Ma Xiaoxiao, the spring breeze in February is like scissors.

(Jia Fu organizes a spring outing? ) 14, a room full of 3,000 people drunk, no confidant. Geniuses are lonely 15. I sat up in shock when I was dying and didn't come back until late at night.

(Never change) 16, I can't find a place through the iron shoes, but the man is in the dim light. Should you be happy or depressed? ) 17, asking how much sadness you can have, especially if you have a taste in your heart.

(Is this the original match? ) 18, thousands of feet is not as good as Wang Lun. (Wang Lun jumps off a cliff? ) 19, I woke up and had sex, but now these boys and girls are in a row.

(causality) 20. It's a long way to go, Xiu Yuan, and a strong man is gone forever! (Neat) 2 1, this Jiujiang official. My blue sleeves are wet. Do you know the prefect of Xuancheng? (JQ)22. There are other ladies-in-waiting in his court, 3,000 peerless beauties, which have been ground into embroidery needles by iron pestles.

(Realism School) 23. In the wild sky, a pear tree overwhelmed Haitang. (Spring is bursting ...) 24. The apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying.

(sad ape) 25. Spring is worth a thousand dollars in an instant, and I never know whether it should be done or not. (Ganba Dad Vs, pressed down) 26. The bright thread at the foot of my bed brings me my shadow, let the three of us.

(can only understand, can't explain) 27. The son of heaven won't get on the boat, and is covered by warm lotus curtains on spring nights. How dare you? 28. Peach Blossom Pond is as deep as thousands of feet, which warms and smoothes her creamy skin.

(girl be careful of drowning) 29. Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he likes. From then on, the emperor gave up his early hearing. You are a bad king! My husband and I unbuttoned our shirts, and on a spring night, the warm hibiscus curtain sheltered us from the wind and rain.

(rot! ! )。

This famous saying about troubles uses at least one rhetorical device. The famous saying about worry is 1. Everyone has his troubles.

Everyone's troubles are caused by their own size, but everyone's troubles are different. -[French] romain rolland: "Mother and Son" 2. Vulgar people are easy to be happy, and they are easy to worry after being happy; Shallow and short streams, flooding and drying up are just a blink of an eye-Tibetans 3. Those who tremble because of the cold can feel the warmth of the sun best.

Those who have experienced the troubles of life know the value of life best. Leaves of Grass by Whitman, an American poet and humanist. 4. Only when you have all kinds of troubles can you experience all kinds of pleasure.

-[Japan] Daisaku Ikeda: Women's Proverbs 5. Smart people will not pay attention to what they can't get, nor will they worry about it. Joe Herbert 6. Only when you talk more about right and wrong will your troubles emerge from strength. Folk proverb 7. Only the weak in life will pray like this: "put out my troubled feelings!" " -Anonymous 8. Worry is a pain that other animals don't know.

-[Germany] Schopenhauer: The Wisdom of Life 9. I stupidly asked: Since God deprived me of my sight, do I still have to work during the day? -[Greece] Milton: Sighing Blindness 10. Smart people will not pay attention to what they can't get, nor will they worry about it. —— (UK) harbert 1 1. People who have a shallow understanding of human nature and change everything else for pleasure without changing their own temperament will not only waste their lives without gaining anything, but also often increase their original misery.

-(British) kolton 12, it is best never to bother unless trouble comes to you. Otherwise, it will only make your trouble more troublesome.

-[America] Kaipr: Worry 13. For a person with a high degree of consciousness and profound mind, pain and trouble are his essential temperament. -Russian writer Dostoevsky's famous saying "Worry" 14. There is no progress without worry, and worry is the driving force of progress.

-[Japanese] Daisaku Ikeda: Message from Youth 15. In front of children, parents should be good at hiding all their joys, worries and fears. -[English] Bacon: On Family 16. People are always funny when they are alive, even when they are upset.

-American writer and revised Henry? Menken 17 Like a bitch, a noble person has his own troubles. -(English) Dickens: Hard Times 18. When you are troubled by all kinds of troubles and the whole person is very nervous, should I boldly tell you that you can change your mood by your own willpower?

-[Germany] Nietzsche: "The Decision of the Tired" 20. Read history and try to broaden your horizons to a thousand years. From an eternal point of view, you will find how insignificant your troubles are. -[America] Carnegie: "Perfect Life" 2 1, "Drink it, drink this bowl of soup, and you will forget all the pain, troubles and hatred."

I knocked over the bowl with my hand and said to the ghost pawn, "No, I will keep all my pains, troubles and hatred in mind, otherwise I will lose any benefits when I return to the world." -Nobel Prize in Literature Prize-winning writer Mo Yan's Worries about Life and Death Fatigue 22. Fill in the worries of the world and measure how these big and small cars can afford.

-The West Chamber by Wang Shifu, a playwright of the Yuan Dynasty. 23. Happiness itself is not a sin; However, what can bring the necessary fun will also leave many times more trouble than the fun itself. -Epicurus, ancient Greek philosopher and atheist. 24. Worry and worry, annoyance and disgust are all much ado about nothing.

-[Chinese] Zou Taofen: "Selected Works of Zou Taofen" 25. Good girls bore boys, while bad girls bore boys. -Oscar, English writer? Wilde 26, wealth can not alleviate people's worries and troubles-Tirubus 27, friendship can enhance pleasure and alleviate pain, just because it can double our joy and share our troubles.

-Edison 28, never get peace, never get satisfaction, always pursue what you will never get, plot planning worries and troubles will always haunt your heart-no matter how bizarre, one thing is clear: it is an irresistible force, and a person is driven by this force to make a life plan! Xi Murong 3 1, when I look back on all my troubles, I think of one thing: money is a useful thing, but only when you are satisfied will it bring you pleasure, otherwise it will only bring you trouble. -Winston Churchill, British Prime Minister, statesman, writer and Nobel Prize in Literature laureate in World War II, 32. Be careful of colds and diet, and learn from me how to treat diseases; Abstaining from lust and troubles is the way to cure diseases from my heart.

Anonymous number 33. Only when you can stand the test of various temptations and troubles can you achieve perfect mental health. -British Renaissance writer and philosopher Bacon's famous words about troubles. It is important to get used to places where you can't sleep well at first, which is the way to avoid encountering bad beds in the future.

Generally speaking, once a hard life becomes a habit, it will greatly increase the feeling of happiness, while a comfortable life will bring endless troubles. -Emile by Rousseau, a French enlightenment thinker, philosopher, educator and writer. The biggest headache for most people is thinking hard.

James bryce 36, less wealth, less troubles Britain 37, a person caught a hobby, what troubles, what nameless melancholy, never hurt his heart. If you can't drink happy wine any more, you might as well try a collection addiction, no matter what you collect (even posters are in the collection! ); At that time, if you didn't have all the pleasure, you could at least get some sporadic happiness.

The so-called hobby is the sublimation of pleasure. -Balzac, French writer. There is nothing to worry about, it is not meaningless, it is not good.

9. Funny poem 1, when young people leave home, they can tell whether they are male or female. People in bad karma, what have you experienced these years? )

2, red crisp hands, Huang Teng wine, two orioles singing green willows. Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, a line of egrets soared into the sky. (Such an artistic conception can only be achieved by China people.)

3. Sometimes in the middle of the night, she dreams of her victory, but the dreamer doesn't dream of Jun. Have a grudge against this person? )

Excuse me, where is the restaurant? Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City. Don't talk nonsense! )

If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, the canoe has passed through Chung Shan Man. Do you owe people money? Run fast enough! )

6. After hearing the news, my parents bootstrapped to Qingchi. As soon as Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she hung up the Southeast Branch. I heard my sister coming, and her voice was interrupted ... and then she reluctantly answered. This girl, your character is really bad. )

We hope to fly in heaven, two birds become one, disaster comes, and fly separately. (You two are perfect for each other ...)

8. How beautiful she is, opening the pearly casement and a thousand roads without footprints. Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait kept crying and began to croak. (is this still a beauty? ! )

9, advise you to drink, Xiao Lang is a passer-by from now on. (So rude? )

10, once bitten by a snake, birds are singing everywhere around me. (This is very meaningful)

1 1. Think about it. At that time, Xiao Qiao got married for the first time, and no one would suffer from being exposed to an honest face! (The lover is married, and the groom is not you)

12, sitting up critically ill, laughing and asking where the guest came from (pretending to be sick? Resurrected? )

13, car, Ma Xiaoxiao, the spring breeze in February is like scissors. (Jia Fu organizes a spring outing? )

14,3000 guests drank to the full, and none of them were bosom friends. (Genius is lonely)

15, I sat up in shock when I was dying and didn't come back until late at night. (Never change)

16, I can't find a place to walk through the iron shoes, but people are in the dim light. Should you be happy or depressed? )

17, ask how much sadness you can have, especially if you have a taste in your heart. (Is this the original match? )

18, thousands of feet is not as good as Wang Lun. (Wang Lun jumps off a cliff? )

19, woke up with * *, but now these boys and girls are in a row. (Causality)

20, the road is long, Xiu Yuan Xi, Xiu Yuan Xi, a strong man is gone forever! (neat)

2 1, this Jiujiang official. My blue sleeves are wet. Does Xuancheng Prefecture know? (with JQ)

At the age of twenty-two, there were other ladies-in-waiting in his court, and three thousand peerless beauties were ground into embroidery needles by iron pestles. (realism)

23, the sky is gray, the wild is vast, and a pear tree presses Haitang. (Spring is coming ...)

When asked what the world is like, the apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying. (sad ape)

25, the spring night is worth a thousand dollars, never knowing whether it should be done or not. (Ganba Dad Vs, crushing and falling)

26. Such bright light at the foot of my bed brings me my shadow and makes the three of us. (Words can only be understood)

27, the son of heaven does not get on the boat, and the spring evening is covered by the warm curtain of hibiscus. (How dare you)

28. The Peach Blossom Pond is as deep as thousands of feet, which warms and smoothes her creamy skin. (girl beware of drowning)

29. Oh, let a man with spirit take risks in his favorite place. From then on, the emperor gave up his early hearing. You are a bad king! )

30. My husband and I unbuttoned our shirts. In the spring night, the warm hibiscus curtain sheltered us from the wind and rain. (rot! ! )