Smile and talk healthier.

1. Compare two fish, and the handsome one is tomorrow's dish. Quotations from Weibo

I don't hate you because I don't want to remember you.

You know how brave I need to dial your number, but did you turn it off?

Do you invite others to dinner every time? Actually, I'm starving.

5. yes. How famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, and now you are not allowed to play pornographic content.

6. Dad says handsome men lie, and mom says unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example.

7. It is better to be heartless than to be heartbroken.

8. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

9. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

10. People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.

1 1. Take the child by the hand and drag him away. If the child doesn't leave, he will faint. Keep dragging.

12. Don't tell me you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence.

13. Always walking in the kitchen, how can you not cut your hand?

14. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

15. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

16. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

17. If you are so rich, why don't you let the mare go?

18. I am not a straw boat. Don't let your bitch come to me.

19. Your shortness is lifelong, and my obesity is temporary.

20. I am not a bone I can't let every dog run after me.

2 1.a: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God.

22. Don't come to me when you are bored, or I will appear redundant.

23. Why don't you study bulletproof vests with your face?

24. I'm not a TV. Don't stare at me all the time.

25. Goose, goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!

26. Even if you are already taken, I will replace it with another flower.

27. You are the only channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement yet.

28. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it. Doby mosquito makes it anxious.

29. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

Don't put pressure on me, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

3 1. mow the grass at noon, nothing to see the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

32. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine.

33. If the daughter-in-law is gone, you can find another one. There is only one mother.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

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