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It's not that I can't give you what you want.

1. Some love is doomed to be silent for life, and some people are doomed to miss it.

We are two sides of the same coin, we will never be apart, but we can never be together.

3. I didn't know how to let go before, but I let go and got hurt!

4. Work hard for love. Finally, you said that separation was a relief for you, so you left all your sadness to me.

I don't want to part with you, but your choice is equivalent to giving up on me.

No one loves you more sincerely than I do.

7. Sometimes, it is for love that you quietly avoid it. What you avoid is the figure, but what you can't avoid is the silent feelings.

8. It is said that when I want to cry, I won't cry when I look at the sky, but the more I look at it, the more I want to cry.

9. We are not the only choices for each other. Now that we know each other, we should be kind to each other.

1 1. Love is precious until it is separated. Many people don't know how to cherish what they have. They didn't find it until they lost it. In fact, what they are most familiar with is the most precious.

12. Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

13, it turns out that there is such love in this world. Cry if you don't talk.

14. If someone throws a stone at you, don't throw it back. Make it the cornerstone of your tall building.

15, sometimes, I wish I were like a computer. Format it when you are tired.

16, have you ever read everything others say but never commented?

17, the biggest difficulty is to know yourself, and the easiest thing is to know yourself. Many times, we don't recognize ourselves, just because we put ourselves in the wrong position and give ourselves an illusion. Therefore, I am not afraid of the bumpy road ahead, and I am afraid that I will go in the wrong direction from the beginning.

18, those mistakes have been made, some because they were too late, some because they deliberately avoided, and more often they stood on the side blankly. We make mistakes again and again, but we never know how to learn from them and make some mistakes.

19, life can't be used to prove love, just as we can't prove that we can't believe in love anymore. In this city, just like Rolex is a material luxury, love is a spiritual luxury. But life is too fragile to bear so many luxuries.

You don't know that I miss you because you don't love me. I love you, even though I know you don't want me because I'm stupid. Maybe sometimes, escape is not because of fear of facing something, but because of waiting for something.

2 1, I'm not saying that God can't give you what you want.

Just because I didn't speak doesn't mean I'm in a bad mood. Sometimes, I just want to be quiet.

23. When passing by a person, all the clothes were scratched without any spark.

24. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

25. Always remember to be kind to yourself, because no one is more reliable than yourself.

I think if I didn't see you that day, I wouldn't be so sad and sad, but if I didn't see you, I don't think I would know so happy, so happy, so happy and so warm.

27. Maybe there is nothing wrong with you. Sometimes you are negative and degenerate, sometimes you are frustrated and drunk, but more often you are still laughing and doing more things for the progress of your life. Sometimes you are brave and never flinch, and sometimes you are invincible and tenacious. Of course, you will also feel lonely and look forward to having a support. There is nothing wrong with such a life. When we are carefree, everyone is just a passer-by.

28. If one day I die, I will change my style and stay with you forever!

29. Life is a one-way ticket, with no retreat and no turning back!

30. May you die alone. You deserve to be blind and not choose me.

Humorous conversation: seduce me if you want to know what you want, and I'll take it.

1. The so-called review is to reconfirm what you cannot do. Really can't.

2. Study, study, and take exams. How excessive! How can there be no trust between people!

3. I love O2O, but I am afraid of laughing.

4. shredded potatoes are shredded potatoes, so the question is coming. how did the diaosi come from? ! !

Psychologists have said that the more you show off, the less you want it. But how do I feel that they show off their wealth is money, show their love is people, and do tourism in scenic spots!

6. It only takes a group of bad friends to ruin your coldness.

7. Every time I finish my homework, I sit at my desk and sort out the materials, as if I had just finished broadcasting the news broadcast.

8. I left a bangs at school to find my parents. Is it because of my hairstyle that my grades can't go up?

9. Don't think that life is smooth sailing with money and looks, and there are no regrets. G-Dragon is 27 years old and hasn't heard from me.

10. Don't think that being beautiful is great. I love every woman like you.

1 1. People's stomachs are called stomachs, and mine are called stomachs.

12. If you think you are as tired as a dog all day, then you really misunderstand. Dogs are not as tired as you.

13. Why do good-looking people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

14. A man and a woman are dating. The woman dressed up very coquettish, holding a 6-second gun in her hand and not looking up. W: Do you have a room? Man: Three bedrooms, two living rooms and a ring. Woman: Not bad. Where is the car? Man: Audi A6 woman put away her mobile phone and looked up: Where's the deposit? Man: The face of a 7-digit woman will light up: What about the salary? M: The monthly salary after tax is five figures. Female smiles appealed: I am very satisfied. M: It's no use being satisfied. I don't want you.

15. Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.

16. What is the worst racial discrimination you have ever seen? 56 nationalities, 55 points.

17. seduce me if you want to know what you want, and I'll take it.

18. Watching TV with my wife happened to broadcast a news survey: 70% of men want to have an affair ... I immediately confessed to my wife: I definitely belong to that 30% of men, really, otherwise, the sky thundered! At this time, the TV continued: 30% of other men have already had extramarital affairs. ...

19. If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

20. I am so beautiful when I am fat, but I am still good when I am thin!

2 1. Even a piece of shit will meet dung beetles one day, so there is no need to feel depressed about being a piece of shit.

22. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

23. My deskmate has a cold and a runny nose, but I forgot to bring my handkerchief and I have been sniffing hard. The Chinese teacher who was writing on the blackboard suddenly turned around and shouted, that's enough! Stop it! The whole class is quiet. The teacher added, who stole noodles in class and made such a noise?

24. Go downstairs to the grocery store. When checking out, ask the boss if he has Alipay. The boss said no, and Jiaduobao.

25. Give the future mother-in-law a bad review, and the delivery is too slow.

26. Holding a hot-charging mobile phone and putting my life and death at risk is a rare heroic moment in my life.

27. Once upon a time, there was an elk. It was playing in the forest and accidentally got lost. So it calls its good friend giraffe: Hey, I'm lost. Hearing this, the giraffe replied, Hey, I'm a giraffe ~

Talk more about humor. Tell me what you want.

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Third, double 1 1 will arrive in a month. What activities do you want?

Fourth, double 1 1 Why do you want to buy something? It's totally unnecessary. You can buy what you want when you need it. You don't need anything. You don't need to buy anything.

Oh, my God, here comes the double 1 1, which means that what you want at once will not be received for two or three days.

6. Almost double 1 1. Seriously, tell me what discount you want.

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Go ahead, what do you want? Send me everything you want in the shopping cart and send me all the albums you want. Anyway, I can't afford them, so I will accompany you to see the serious face that shares your pain.

X I just bought a steamer yesterday. Today, our leader asked everyone what they wanted in the group, and everyone said they wanted a steamer or an electric baking pan. I am very stingy. I bought the electric baking pan last June/October/August, and I bought the steamer this time 1 1. Now I don't know what I want! ! ! Can't you send me a red envelope?

XI。 Hey, babies, Shuang 1 1 What gifts or benefits do you want?

12. Double 1 1 Let me buy you something to eat. What do you want?

Thirteen, double 1 1 If you want to buy something, you can buy it. What a dream! I wish I could change. If you want something, take it out of your pocket.

Fourteen, today's double 1 1, I don't know when it became a shopping carnival! At the moment, I am thinking, when can I want something and buy it regardless of the price? Just like it! So now find a way to make money, make money, make money!

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Sixteen, double 1 1 I want to give you great benefits. What do you want?

Seventeen, double 1 1 is coming, my girlfriend asked me what I want? I said I just want a pair of socks.

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19. 1 1 What do you want? Comment for you and brainstorm.

There is a new drama on the 20th and 25th. This pair 1 1 What do you want?

Twenty-one, immediately double 1 1 I am a person who knows what I want.

Twenty-two, I'm going to prepare a pair of 12. Tell me what you want! ! ! Double 1 1 is too hasty.

Twenty-three, you have to try what you dare not do, and you have to be crazy enough to know what you really want. Dream as a horse, only action can overcome all anxiety ~ Double 1 1 I look forward to your courage.

24. Everyone has met a lover who is like the devil, knowing that it is inappropriate, but suddenly falling in love, lying without changing color, grinning, and not knowing what he really wants. There are few stories of youth that are not bloody, and no one can resent them.

Twenty-five. Double 1 1 When do you want to start? Noon, afternoon or evening?

The most painful thing in life is not that you can't get what you want, but that you don't know what you want at all.

First, if you can't do it yourself, you feel that others can't do it. In fact, this is a very common mentality. For example, if you are poor, you feel that others are pretending, and you are incapable. You think someone else must have michel platini, and you can't afford it. What you think is expensive is not worth it. Then I went back to my own small circle and felt that there was only me in this world.

Second, anger is to punish yourself with other people's mistakes; Worry is torturing yourself with your own mistakes; Regret is destroying yourself with helpless past events; Worry is to scare yourself with virtual risks; Loneliness is to imprison yourself in a self-made prison; Inferiority is to use the strengths of others to destroy yourself and abandon these.

The most painful thing in life is not that you can't get what you want, but that you don't know what you want at all.

Fourth, don't lose confidence in love because of other people's experiences. Don't even stop believing in love because of bad luck in the past. Because for everyone, how others live is actually meaningless. In the end, life still depends on yourself bit by bit. As long as your lover is still there, then love really exists. Take care of your love, don't give up easily, it's as simple as that.

Falling in love is not the hardest, but getting along is the biggest challenge. When you love someone, you don't have to care too much. If you feel willing, you will pay appropriately. If there is a problem with real emotional transmission, it will only be one problem after another. If the flowering period is staggered, you will blossom in late spring, he will blossom in early summer, and you will love each other. Everything is a blessing to you.

6. Competition is not the driving force of human progress, but jealousy is.

No one will make us better and better, time is just a foil. What supports us to become better and better is our own advanced talent, cultivation, conduct, and constant reflection and revision.

Eight, a person's life has a big and small wait, and people gradually forget what they are waiting for. -Zhang Ailing

Nine, for women, it may be longing for a blazing fire, or looking up at the ice in the mountains. However, after all the hardships in Qian Fan and the world of mortals, you will know that it is always the fireworks and gentle winds around you that can convert you. -"The True Color of the Female Emperor"

Ten, the real fate, not just the feeling of meeting for the first time, but after many vicissitudes, it's good to know you.

If you had known me before, you would forgive me now. -Zhang Ailing's "Love in the Whole City"

12. The cruelest way to treat a lover is not to love and hate, not to cheat and betray, but to gradually become indifferent after love reaches the extreme.

Thirteen, no one in the world can abandon you unless you give up on yourself, because we belong to ourselves and not to others.

Fourteen, because there is nothing to do, let nature take its course, because the heart has no belonging, so let nature take its course.

15. I'm not afraid of being cheated. I'm afraid I'll be cheated as soon as I believe someone! -Han Han "See you later"

Sixteen, these years, you practice by yourself, fix things when they are broken, sleep when you are tired, laugh at comedies when you want to cry, life is simple and dull, and you just want to be nice to your friends. I'm not in love. Not that I'm not good enough. It's because I'm not destined for the future, so I'll stay single until I meet the right person. There is nothing wrong with being willful when life is the freest.

17. When you make up your mind to take a road, don't look around, and don't linger over the beautiful scenery. You should know your purpose, know what you are pursuing like steel, and remind yourself from time to time.

18. Don't talk to anyone casually. In your opinion, he is a friend. In his opinion, you are an outspoken fool.

Nineteen, the most disgusting thing in the world is that you see a person's hypocritical side, but others can't. They think he looks so good on the surface.

Twenty, I have met many people, but I can't expose them at will; I hate many people, but I can't turn my face easily. Sometimes, life is to force yourself to obey and humiliate.

2 1. What you see is only your own imagination; You thought it was your own. It was an accident. -Liang Wendao's "I Hold"

22. I especially appreciate the real man who is indifferent to other girls but obsessed with his girlfriend.

Twenty-three, can't grasp the present. After today, whether you are willing or not is a past tense; If you don't cherish what is in front of you, turn around and die. Whether you recognize it or not, it will be a fleeting time. Blink of an eye, we met; In an instant, I'm leaving again. It may be simple at first, but it is so difficult to forget. Those people in the past are branded with memories, forcing us to remember our hearts in the trauma. In any case, please leave a relaxing resting place for the spirit in the gap of time.

Twenty-four, in school and career, it is impossible to inadvertently insert willow trees into the shade. If you don't know what you want to do, you can't do anything well.

Twenty-five, although it's a long life, it's a snap of your fingers. You will meet some people constantly, and you will say goodbye to some people constantly, from strangeness to familiarity, from familiarity to strangeness, from congenial to parting ways, from meeting each other late to not meeting each other. Not everyone will be your partner, and not every friend can meet each other calmly, with a smile, a farewell and a tireless heart.