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A complete collection of funny traditional Chinese characters in QQ space

1, my mother told me: If your father bullies you, let your grandfather take him away.

Every time my period comes, I have the impulse to donate blood.

The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

4, my hobby can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over …

5, high school, we are as busy as our grandchildren, but we can still be as happy as NB; In college, we idled around like NB, but we couldn't find the happiness of being grandchildren. ...

6, vulnerabilities and patches Qi Fei, blue screen * * * crash discoloration!

7. A beautiful woman who leaves without hugging her body often makes a satyr cry.

8. After an English listening class, the only thing you can understand is the first few words of Chinese.

9. Tell a friend that I want to fart, and the friend says, Go back and burp.

10, as long as the hoe jumps well, there is no foundation that cannot be dug down.

1 1. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

12, your world, I have no authority.

13, the person in my life has been slow to show up. I will buy a ticket to heaven tomorrow and have a good talk with Yue Lao.

14, is there anyone like me who always meditates on the east, west, north and south when talking about it, and then understands the direction …

15, whenever I see someone with good quality and low price, I will silently lower my head. It is not that I have quality, but that I am looking for bricks.

16, it's not your fault that you are ugly, it's just that God took a nap, so you should have the courage to face everything.

17. What happens when sleeping pills and laxatives are taken together?

18, looking at a temple from a distance and looking at our alma mater, there are more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

19, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

I don't believe in love at first sight. If that skin is not beautiful, no one will fall in love at first sight. These four words are too hypocritical to see people.

2 1, formerly. Someone doesn't love me. Finally. He's dead.

22. I have a stomachache and want to throw up today. There was an exam in the afternoon, and halfway through the exam, I couldn't help throwing up. The teacher came over and said with concern, "Why, the question is disgusting?" "

23. At the beginning of life, I am good at playing with my mind. ...

24. After breaking up, I don't think about anything. I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one.

25. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

26, a member roaming chat records, destroyed how many couples, see through how many people.

20 19 talking about traditional Chinese characters in Daquan QQ space

First, close your eyes and see the last sunset as beautiful as regret.

Second, "Do you fight for a broken dream?"

Third, the sun is warm. Your smile, very pleasant? Tame? Men and women are full of flowers.

If you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to. Sometimes silence is not a life.

Fifth, count the long flowing water that accompanies you and interpret our eternity.

One person, one cup of tea and one book for one afternoon

Seven, a person walking in the street, blowing a cool breeze. If only I could do this all my life.

Eight, the piano between black keys, always with a blank.

9. Wear the most beautiful wedding dress at the right age and marry the safest person.

The shadow under your feet is my yearning for you.

1. Sometimes what we need is not persistence, but the freedom to look back and smile.

Unless you can make my life better than when I was single, why should I leave single for you?

3. Time tells us what aging is, and memories tell us what naivety is!

Sometimes, the hardest decision we make will eventually become the best thing we have ever done.

5. I laugh when someone says I'm handsome. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. You fucking call me handsome?

6. There is a difference between love and dependence. Dependence is inseparable, and love never leaves.

7. Don't judge me, I haven't eaten at your house.

8. When I meet you again, please be sure to blow a strong wind and give me reason to cry.

9. Time will tell you why some people can wait and some people are not worth it.

10. If a person says he likes you, please wait until he takes good care of you. If he promises to take you to a place, he will be very happy until he has booked a plane ticket. If he says he wants to marry you, he will be unmoved until he buys a ring and kneels in front of you. Feelings are not just words. We are past the age of listening to love.

1 1. What makes me hysterical is always other people's stories in the movies.

12. I am most afraid of losing contact with my old friends, but my old friends have changed their tune.

13. The more considerate you are, the less people care about your grievances. The more you accommodate others, the less people care about your feelings.

14. Because loneliness is the normal state of life, companionship is particularly precious. The latest personality talk

15. There is a boy who can't touch it, but his voice is gentle but overbearing. After waking up, his hair is a little taller than yours. He squints at you in the sun and asks you some childish questions. When your heart is being captured by him inch by inch, he smiles and tells you that he is finally with the person he likes. This is not the worst. Worst of all, he didn't forget to say good night to you when he clearly had someone he liked.

Discussion on qq space of traditional Chinese characters

1, worry is blood choking in the throat.

You can't bow your head because you still have dreams.

Time tells me that you are no longer the future.

4. I was wrong. I shouldn't look at dogs with human eyes.

5, when something happens, just say three words, don't give up a heart.

6. Be a person who is silent but has the sea in his heart.

7. Time raped the past and gave birth to an illegitimate child named Memory.

8, don't say I'm fine, I'm so good, why don't you!

9. It's not that I'm introverted, but that some people don't deserve my extroversion.

10, I have a lot of feelings in my life, and I can't say that I don't live up to expectations.

1 1. We all fell in love with school before graduation.

12, the boys who won the quarrel with girls ended up single.

13, I pushed you away myself, so I have no right to be sad.

14, no one can bring hell and heaven like you.

15. Accompany you through this road, and you will become the road I have walked.

16. Later, I became addicted to staying up late and finally got used to being left alone.

17, don't comment on me, I haven't eaten at your house yet.

18, no one can't let go of anyone's hand. If you want to go, you must go free and easy.

19, most afraid of losing contact with old friends, old friends have changed their tune.

20. Passers-by say the branches are low, and passers-by say the branches are long.

2 1, you forced her to mature, and her love will never be the same again.

22, some words you inadvertently said, but I am seriously sad.

23. People who are loved are children who don't grow up, and people who lack love are always precocious.

24. Don't ask me what I have. Say what you have first, and then what makes you.

25. Don't ask me how I'm doing. I have a bad life. Can you help me?

26. Now, we still cry, but we can't be so reckless.

27. It is better to be a friend than not to be a friend. It is better not to let go like a lover.

It is a waste of time to visit relatives for the purpose of collecting lucky money.

29. I cut my memories into silent films to commemorate our sincere past.

30. Because loneliness is the normal state of life, companionship is particularly precious.

3 1, who would shut himself up so tightly if he hadn't been deeply hurt by love.

32. What makes me hysterical is always other people's stories in movies.

33. Sometimes what we need is not persistence, but freedom to look back and smile.

34. There is a difference between love and dependence. Dependence is inseparable, and love never leaves.

35. Those tears that are choked back are often defeated by a comforting word.

36, time tells us what is aging, memories tell us what is childish!

37. Those who haven't said goodbye will probably meet again in the future.

38. The biggest regret in life is the wrong persistence and giving up easily.

39. I never admired you at the peak and never left you at the bottom.

40. Don't be too sincere to everyone, and not everyone knows how to cherish it.

4 1. Time will tell you why some people can wait and some people are not worth waiting.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

43. Why don't you forget it? Is it that he is not cruel enough or that he is not stupid enough?

44. Don't turn the page you can't turn over. If you turn over the dust, you will lose your eyes.

45. If you are tired, you don't have to watch the sunset, and I will accompany you to the end of life.

46. People who have seen the sea don't like mountains and streams very much, and wave chasers don't care about separation.

47. Everyone likes to walk behind, because there is someone in front to protect him.

48. From crying and complaining to smiling, in the final analysis, this is just a carefree situation.

49. Don't be stupid enough to run into other people's space for three days. Maybe people never care about you.

50. The worst feeling in the world is having to doubt what you used to believe.

5 1, remember to turn back when you go wrong, while it is still dark, and remember the way back.

52. People who really love you don't say much about loving you, but only do a lot of things that love you.

53. Love words are not sweet words of vows of eternal love, just want to tell you all the tenderness.

You can't see my past, so you can see me now.

I also heard that you like me, but unfortunately I didn't hear you tell me in the end.

56. The most painful farewell is not never saying it, but knowing in your heart that it is all over.

57. I am the gum in your hair. If you want to get rid of me, you must cut your hair.

Sometimes, there will be some bad emotions for no reason, just like a volcanic eruption.

59. I don't want feelings that fade without contact. I don't want to keep the feeling of leaving when I am embarrassed.

60. Sometimes, the hardest decision we make turns out to be the best thing we have ever done.

6 1, unless you can make my life better than when I was single, why should I leave being single for you?

When I meet you again, please be sure to blow a strong wind and give me reason to cry.

63. McDull said that if you don't sleep happily, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach

64. You will never be lonely, because someone in this world must be trying to get to your side.

65. Looking away, there will be a blue sky above anyone's head; Looking down, everyone's heart will have an ocean of flowers. .

66. The so-called alma mater is a school where we scold a thousand times a day and don't allow others to insult us.

67. Don't pay attention to those who make irresponsible remarks behind your back. This only means that you are ahead of them.

68. Those things that can be found have never been lost; Those lost things may never really be owned.

69. What qualifications do people who don't know me have to point at me? Why do people who don't know me judge me?

70. The person who has been obsessed with it is only a name later; What I thought I couldn't get through was just the story of the future.

7 1. Maybe only a warm quilt and a good dream at night can comfort us who are unhappy every day.

72. It's time to take a bath by courage, wash clothes by perseverance, get up by explosiveness, and go out to class by the power of the wild.

Everything you learn and everything you suffer will come in handy at some point in your life.

74. There are many things that you can't help but buy when you know they are not practical, just as some people can't help but approach them when they know there is no result.

75. When most people care about whether you fly high or not, only a few people care about whether you are tired or not. This is friendship!

76. The more considerate you are, the less people care about your grievances. The more you accommodate others, the less people care about your feelings.

77. I remember you. You are the man who fell into the cesspit for three hours and was salvaged. Not only is it all right, but I also wipe my mouth and burp while running and laughing.

78. When your girlfriend calls your full name on your mobile phone, remember, don't worry about anything, run, run quickly and never look back.

79. They are used to criticizing you behind your back because they don't have the capital to confront you face to face. Don't worry, you are the winner.

80. For those who like you, your small shortcomings and willfulness are lovely. For people who don't like you, your freshness and elegance are artificial.

8 1, I don't have a spare tire, and I don't play ambiguous. I gave you all my warmth and tolerance, lewdness and coquetry, tears and smiles, good temper and childishness.

82. I laugh when someone says I'm handsome. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. You fucking call me handsome?

83. 50% of the troubles in this world can be solved by a good sleep. As for the rest, just wait until you wake up.

84. I can recognize your back. Can you believe it? I can recognize you with my side face. Can you believe it? I can recognize you by voice.

85. I don't know what is just right. I just don't want to disappoint anyone, and I don't want to disappoint anyone. When it's time to hug, you won't regress, and when you laugh, you will never cry.

On Traditional Chinese Characters in qq Space

1, chasing is different from running, it is a passive posture. 2, hurt, hurt, cried, and only oneself will not give up on yourself.

3, rather than noisy, it is better to see the moon.

Will you be kind to her when I leave? She loves you very much.

5. Who is hiding in the place where the sun is eating away, sad?

6. When we overdraw our tears, we learn to laugh mercilessly.

7. People have a lot of backgrounds, but I only have my back.

8. Don't believe in eternity because you know who can accompany who to die alone.

9. My world needs you.

10, if you think you can step on me, you are wrong.

1 1, I can't completely ignore you, and I can't care about you.

12, I only hope that your heart will live up to your homesickness like mine.

13, the clouds in the sky stop and go, and their hearts fluctuate.

14, you don't seem to be my fate, you just passed me by in an instant.

15, you don't care what I did for you! Am I so unworthy of your liking?

16, when I want to say something most, it is often when I am most silent.

17, one is a gorgeous and short-lived dream, and the other is a cruel and long reality.

18, there is always opposite harm behind a smile.

19, in fact, most people are still very similar, and they always think that others are fools.

20. Loneliness is hearing a familiar name and accidentally remembering some stories.

2 1. Sometimes it is better to be alone, and no one can hurt you.

22. Travel is just to lose yourself and then find yourself.

23. If I really leave, you will never meet the second me again.

24. The only thing in the world that will get better and better with the passage of time is memory.

25, duplicity, seems to have gradually become my exclusive mark.

26. You always avoid my questions.

27. When calling someone grandpa, I used to be a fucking grandson!

28. On that day, we were together; On this day, inexplicably separated.

29. I hate that you don't understand me enough, and I hate that you didn't keep me.

It is true that eternal life will never meet the sea.

3 1, if I can't bring you happiness, then I will never bring you a burden.

32. Sometimes I do everything for one person, but I can't compare with others doing nothing.

33. Even if we are separated, I still hope you will have a better life than me.

34. If love keeps me going, I will fight for it.

35. I want to cherish your innocence.

36. Love is like a game. After the game, it was just me.

37. I'm still dreaming of love, and I won't wake up, although this dream has long been out of date.

38. Dig three feet to find the true body of love and refuse love to avoid me.

39. I have been wandering around for half my life, and I will laugh like a flower.

Since you can't give me the result I want, don't give me hope.

4 1, a song of drunken dreams.

42. I tried to find myself at that time. But I have long forgotten what it was like.

43. Prosperity will always dry up. Who will love you after the curtain call of youth?

44, say good separation, established failure.

45. When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds. Swan and toad fall in love.

46. I am afraid that I will wake up crying every night, but you are not with me.

I love you, but I also give you the right to hurt me.

48. In the cold night rain, I miss you so much that everything is only taken care of by you.

49. Time goes by little by little, and the fear of losing slowly attacks me.

50. After the hug, you turned and walked away, smiling and saying goodbye, but your heart was shaking.

5 1, jealousy will eventually tear up your last line of defense.

52. Love for this chaotic mind makes me take my heart out of my body.

53. If there is no hope, give up, or start over.

54. He said: Life is understood by experience and cherished by knowing!

55. Posing is a symbol of vitality, while vanity is a sign of youth.

56. Stop boasting about your persistence in love. You are just a playboy.

57. I am most afraid of you smiling at me when I want to give up.

58. I am drowning for you, but where are you? Will you stay for me?

59. Even if the whole world collapses into an island, I will hug you to the last second.

60. My truth is often hidden in jokes, but I just don't know it.

6 1. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

62. Lian Xiao always, look. How much I love you! Little love manager, tell me, how much do I love you?

63. Sometimes I am very tired. I don't want to talk or move. I don't need comfort and company. I just want to be alone.

64. Say to yourself: I'm sorry. I haven't learned to love myself for so many years.

65. Is it self-esteem or inferiority?

66. There are always people who are stingy with giving, and there are always people who enjoy giving. Maybe I'll stick to my love style.

67. No amount of love words is less than one sentence: I love you.

68. I hope love can roll in, but after praying for so long, love still refuses to appear.

69. Don't leave what you should go, try to put it down.

70, one person's love, two people share, I can't do it.

7 1, a successful chef. There must be a knife in the back.

72. Actually, you don't know. I am noisy, but I am afraid that you will forget me.

73. Maybe I'm just an accessory of yours. You don't need me to throw it away at any time.

74. Russia subverts the whole world just to put Russia in your mind.

75. The worst feeling is that you can't fall in love with others because you still miss the person who hurt you.

76. Liveliness belongs to others, love is heard, but loneliness is so real.

77. I have been describing beautiful fairy tales in the future.

78. If the world is so small, why can't you hear my heart?

79. Even if I give up the whole world, I will try my best to cherish you.

80. I don't want to complain to you, I don't want to complain to you, just let all the sadness disappear between my teeth.

8 1, don't judge a person easily because you haven't experienced his life.

82. You have paid a lot, but Ta is not sure what you have paid.

Friendship ceased to exist long before the flower of friendship faded.

84. This is our life, and we can't stand a little trouble.

85. Crazy for a year, never give up, choose a wonderful life.

86. If it's not yours, don't dwell on it. In the end, you will only make yourself scarred.

87. In a world without you, I will direct and perform.

88. You have your own world, but I have no place to live.

89. When I miss you, I always write my thoughts in the wind and float to you.

90. Do you know the qq password or your and my names+Angry?

9 1. Youth is not a monologue. All the feelings are on the floor.

92. Now he has found another lover and left me. Those dreams are all paradise.

93. I think I should live a real life and not be so timid.

94. Sometimes, leaving is just an escape.

95. I can be kinder than a good person or more vicious than a bad person. Everything comes from how others treat me.

96. I have always overestimated you; As a result, I forgot that you are just an ordinary person.

97. A person dies when he is alive, but as long as you are alive, you must live in the best way.

98. Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

99. It is impossible to enter, but it is possible to keep a refund.

100, all on-off and on-off have no true feelings, such as you and me.