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Various provocative routine sentences (69 sentences)
2. You are the forest, you are the sea, and I love you like a bird thrown into the forest, like a whale rushing to the sea.
I thought I could see you before school, but I won't miss you when I get to school.
4, a universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 oceans, 100 a century, 365 days a year, 60 seconds a minute, I am so lucky to meet you.
The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?
6. Q: Do you feel heavy behind my back? A: Heavy, the whole world is on me.
7. Snowflakes are coming, but my heart is still empty. Will you come?
Your past may not have me, but I hope my future will not have you.
9. My courage and your courage add up, is it enough to deal with the world? Send our voice to the world, I dare not be alone. With you, I dare.
10, "Do you like to get rich?" "Yes" "But I don't like it?" "Why? Because I like to hug you."
1 1, what if we live far away? I am here, you are there, and we just love each other in the distance.
Will you like me? ""no ""then I'll teach you. "
No matter how mediocre I am, I always feel that my love for you is beautiful.
14, you broke into my lens, and I will press it forever.
15 May I kiss you? No, what did I just say? May I kiss you? Yes
16, my cat is very hairy. Can you help me manage it?
17, there are trees and branches on the mountain, but I don't know if I like you.
18, female: I seem to have gained weight again. Man: No, you are getting fatter in my heart.
19, that's very kind of you. I really love you. It's a pity that I'm not a poet and can't say anything more beautiful!
20. "Go ahead, I'm afraid I'll hold you back." "Nothing, my legs are thick."
Do you believe in love at first sight? Why don't I pass you by again?
22, I hate you, and the remaining 990 points are used to miss you.
What season do you like? I like the season with you.
24. Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart?
25. When I met you, I fell into a dream and never wanted to wake up again.
26. "Don't worry." "You are sure to borrow money and not pay it back."
27. You are so cute that I won't return when the wind blows into my arms.
28. Can you lend me a dime? In case we don't even have a dime relationship.
29. When you were thin, you were in my heart. When you are fat, you can't get out.
30. When you were thin, you were in my heart. When you are fat, you can't get out.
3 1, I will always love you if you like. If you don't want to, I will always miss you.
I know you will come, so I will wait.
33. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.
34.do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?
There is something wrong with my mobile phone. What's the problem? There is no phone number in it.
36. You are a very lovely person. You really should meet the best people. I really wish I was.
37. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why is it because I am happy to see you?
38. You are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it.
39. It's better to be together than the spring breeze.
40. Thank you for your smile. I have been flustered for several years.
4 1. The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you.
42. I can't bear to bully others. How can I let others bully me?
43. People love you only because they want to sleep with you. I'm different. A sofa or a kitchen will do.
44. "You got a tan." "Protect you in secret"
45. I hate my lukewarm thinking. Maybe I am a bad person, but as long as you kiss me, I will become better.
46. "I hope you get out of my heart and hit the wall." "Come back to my bed."
47. I only hope that you and I are both good, and we will not be suspicious of each other or praise each other. On the working day in An Ru, you talk to me like you are talking to yourself, and I talk to you like you are talking to yourself. Come on, will you come with me?
48. If you go to a place, there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.
49. After knowing you, I found that I can be so willing to pay.
50. My world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.
5 1. Guess where my heart is? It must be on the left. Wrong, on your side.
It is said that people have two arms to hold their lover, so can I hold you?
What do you belong to? You belong to me.
54. "Why can a compass draw a circle?" "Because ... his heart has not changed."
55. Life is only 30,000 days, success or failure is calm, regardless of right or wrong, health and happiness are the most precious.
56, unfair! In your dream, there are mushroom houses, flying squirrels and fire-breathing whales, but in my dream, there is only you.
57. "Nobody likes me" and "Hello, my name is nobody"
I wish you a happy day. I will wish you a happy tomorrow.
You are obviously not nearsighted. Why can't you see that I like you?
60. My dog likes you very much. Just follow me.
6 1, don't envy others, others may not have what you have. When you envy others, others envy you.
62. You put your mouth together, and I will say to your mouth, all the way to your heart, saving you from going a long way and going in through your ear.
63. You are my flag. When I cross everything, I have fallen and fought for eternity.
64. Why do you keep playing games? Because I can't bear to hit you.
65. The crab is peeling my shell and the notebook is writing about me. I landed on maple leaves and snowflakes all over the sky, and you were thinking of me.
66. If you can't work, you can't brag. You can't have both, but you can be poor and ugly.
My cat and I miss you very much, but I don't have a cat or you.
Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn't matter who you love.
Find a windy day to see you and blow me into your arms.
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