Funny copy of Qixi Valentine's Day

1. The cowherd handed the Weaver Girl a cup of mellow drink, and the Weaver Girl tasted it: "It's a little bitter, a little sweet and full of mellow. What is this? " Cowherd smiled and said, "This is the taste of missing. What you drink is the ash on this magpie bridge, which is formed by my endless yearning for you. I gave him a name, Queqiao Kahui. "

2. If

When Tanabata feels lonely, turn off the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone.

The history is strikingly similar, the year before last.

I was single on Tanabata last year.

I am single on Tanabata this year.

Tanabata or single?

It's time to go for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

5.

Tanabata is here, and it's time to go back to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with Yue Lao.

6.

Tanabata, let me count. If nothing happens, it has nothing to do with me.

7. Don't tell me

Happy Tanabata, don't ask me where I'm going, I'll just play Lianliankan at home and kill a couple.

8. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the time spent with one's lover.

On Tanabata, I drink alone at home.

7-up

9.

Don't send photos everywhere to show your love on Tanabata, in case you bump your face. 10. (disease) begins

Valentine's Day in China started to go crazy. Take my advice, bosses. It's not bad that you have been alone for so many years. 1 1. Don't do anything sorry for me on the Valentine's Day I'm going to marry in the future, thank you.

12. Handsome people live quietly alone.

On Tanabata, ugly people desperately show their love.

13. Just received the imperial edict from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the magpie bridge because of excessive excitement, so,

Tanabata is cancelled, please tell each other.

14. There is always a selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than others.

15.

Hire two children on Tanabata. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can tell a pair, it's a pair.

16. Valentine's Day is coming. Welcome friends to invite me to be a third wheel and take care of the rice. Shut up when it's time to shut up, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.

17. Valentine's Day confession, people don't listen. April fool's day confession, people don't believe it. Qingming confession, people should not.

18. In recent days, it has been stormy and thunderous, so citizens should not panic just because they entered.

In the state of Qixi, there are too many men who swear, and it is normal to keep thundering.

19. Because the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl have separated, the Cowherd and his cow are in love, so

Tanabata, please tell each other!

20. When you feel that you are useless and a waste, please remember to find a waste collector and sell yourself for some money.