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You are a bartender, but you closed early, and I was full of joy, but I froze to death at the strip club.

1, no matter how hard the road is, don't drink the wine given by others and don't look for those hands.

2. "You say the twilight is intoxicating, so I will wait for the sunset with you."

3. clothes and pillows with tears, childish love letters, crooked handwriting and you, I may forget them many years later.

4. Accompany you to finish the story

5. Don't abandon those who have been accompanying you, and don't accompany those who have been abandoning you-shallowness.

6. Have you ever said that I like you too many times, so even the people who listen will be numb, so you will be indifferent to me.

7. My world is simple. Laugh when you are happy and cry when you are sad.

8. ""Don't bow your head, because there is no gold on the ground, only stones. Don't be reluctant, because hard-picked fruits are not sweet] "

9. I copied love words, and I really love you.

10, "[Life has different twists and turns, remember not to meet dogs]"

1 1, no matter how affectionate, it will be diluted by time.

12, some people just line your heart.

13, I must keep abreast of the latest development of this industry, which is why I can still stay here.

14, "I want to hear you say that you are not happy without me"

15. If I spend all my meal time studying, I will not only become a thin man, but also become a schoolmaster.

16, life is always like this, often giving you warm hands and often letting you close your eyes.

17. Get rid of your troubles and move on. Good morning.

18, does he love you now? It doesn't matter. You and I are both victims of the three-minute fever.

19, halfway through the story, you left.

20. I have a pot of old wine, just for the old people to have no complaints.

2 1, old wine and new tea to accompany you to drink * * * big things to tell you.

22. Like a migratory bird, I have set the direction of your home, so you won't stop when you pass a warm place.

Isn't this what you dreamed of when you were a child and grew up? Why are you so sad?

24. [Like a play, you are a friendly guest, but I am in love. ]

25. Don't talk to my partner in class as a monitor.

It snows in the south. Why don't you like me?

People often say that the less you care about, the more you want.

28. Feelings are not cherished by one person but guarded by two people.

29. You solemnly say that you don't care about my future, which is like cutting a knife in your heart.

30. Later, I didn't know in what capacity to face it.

3 1, as long as you like it enough, distance is not a problem.

You are too kind to a person, and he will forget to be moved after a long time.

Whenever you need me, I will be here.

34. You are a bartender, but you closed early, and I was filled with joy, but I froze to death at the strip club.

35. How does time make people who love to laugh cry?

36. What you think is what you think.

37. Our hands ran out of the fierce horse.

38. Life is like a play. It all depends on acting.

"The best feeling between two people is that they don't like each other on the surface, but they never give up inside."

40. Don't sing songs you don't like, don't wear inappropriate clothes, and don't change. Just be true to your heart.

4 1, "People who have no worries don't know why they stare at the screen as soon as they turn on their mobile phones."

It seems that most girls like boys who smell like laundry detergent.

44. I didn't have many friends along the way.

45. At this age, I say that I love to burn my mouth, so I just say that I like you, and I really like it.

46. "It's probably inappropriate that you like to be intoxicated by the breeze, but I love the freedom of the wind alone."

We lived in the same place, but we never met again.

If I had treated you the way you treated me, I'm afraid you would have left long ago.

49, strong and willful.

50. Your name has changed from being unfamiliar to blurting out now.

5 1, there is always an inexplicable and accurate sixth sense for the person you like.

52. He runs through my whole dream life, but he has never been seen.

53. No matter how poor life is in TV series, mobile phones are all apples.

54. One room, two people, three meals and four seasons.

55. What can make you beautiful by pressing the first button? Your legs will be thinner and you can catch up with the male god. Don't lie to me again.

56. "The next time you start to fall in love, just enjoy it, don't plan, don't make up your mind."

57. Every girl has a dress in her closet, which is called: "I used to buy it as a poor dog, but now I think it is ugly."

I am the kind of person who is betrayed and doesn't even bother to shed tears.

I wonder how you mentioned me in front of others.

60. I wanted to be a schoolmaster, but I didn't. Let me see here.

6 1, "You are really travel-stained, laughing at me all your life. Please give some advice. "

62. The teacher said that school would start on the fifteenth day of the first month, and then there would be a senior high school entrance examination in sixteen weeks.

63. I learned all the AIDS, but you became someone else's ADC.

64. The Spring Festival is about adults playing cards and children playing everywhere, which makes me feel so embarrassed that I am neither too big nor too small.

65. I thought you were cold until you cared for another person.

When you like someone, you always feel that you are not good enough, but please remember that you are unique.

I want to make you jealous, but I'm afraid you want me to be happy.

In fact, you will never meet a few people who are really nice to you in your life, so please don't just stand side by side when you can hold hands.

69. Don't blame others' thoughtfulness, it is your own ignorance; Don't say others love to show off, you are jealous.

70. [No matter how tough you are, it's probably really important to put down your face and admit that you miss someone. ]

A word full of joy, talk about mood

1. Seeing that you have given me the motivation to study hard makes me better. Isn't that what true love is? There is always a place where you are intoxicated and appreciate.

2, time diluted the sadness, and finally dared to listen to sweet love songs.

I still can't forget you, and I can't describe your feelings.

After missing the person you want to be with most, it doesn't matter who you are with.

5. How can I describe you, my big boy? Although I am separated by a whole youth and the blue Pacific Ocean, I still love you so much that I am as happy as if you are right in front of me.

6. I like Xiao Shuang in our class. Many people still can't tell. Someone asked me how you can tell them apart. I don't know how to describe it. Anyway, I like Xiao Shuang.

7. How I wish someone dressed in pink, wearing a beige scarf and holding hot milk tea came running to me with short legs and said: hug.

8. There were times when I was embarrassed that I didn't have superb language skills, but I soon got over it. After all, you are an unreachable dream.

9. I don't know how to describe liking you. Anyway, you are right.

10, there is no one else in sight, you are everywhere.

1 1, to tell the truth, I will still miss you, but I can overcome it. It's not a big problem.

12, I know that's impossible, but I still want to try.

13, nothing to be sorry about, just because I love you.

14, I want to step on the creaking snow with you, eat spicy hot pot, and quietly put my hand into your coat pocket. Everything is just right.

15. After meeting you, it seems that everyone is behind you.

Talk about the sad mood; I am most afraid that I told the truth with joy and you said it.

1. After all the hardships, one doesn't expect to be with anyone. I tried, but I don't want to say the ending.

There is nothing unfair. You can't win if you are tempted first.

I am a fierce butcher and a docile pet. As long as I like, I have thousands of looks.

I heard that you are the wind blowing to the northwest and never stay for anyone.

5. If you lose an iphone5, but your mother bought you an iphone6plus, you will still be very happy; If your partner breaks up with you, but the male god who has been in love for a long time takes the initiative to confess to you, you will still be very happy; If you didn't get a high score in the exam, but you just got an offer to go abroad, you will still be very happy. So you see, we are not really afraid of losing, but we are afraid that there is no better substitute.

6. You didn't treat me well, but it happened that this relationship grew like a weed.

7. The world should have reached the age of marriage, not the age of marriage.

8. The wrong person will part sooner or later, but the people who love each other will meet again.

9. I suggest you go drinking instead of falling in love. Because in wine, you are either dead or alive, but in love, you can neither die nor live well.

10. You hate your unsociable appearance, but forget how charming you are.

1 1. I cried a hundred times just to make you pity me once.

12. Stop fooling around. One person's efforts can't maintain two people's feelings. You are busy approaching, and he is busy leaving.

13. We always comfort others like wise men and torture ourselves like fools.

14. No matter how the years change, the people you met before are just paving the way for your appearance. As soon as I appeared, I felt that the past was wrong and stupid. It was really worthwhile to get such a good you. I will always remember the way you made my heart beat at a glance.

15. Don't be cheeky, be brave, be patient and save your energy to please an impossible person.

16. I used to like doing everything because I didn't believe in the future.

17. Never open-minded, his emotions are written on his face. When he is unhappy, he doesn't like to talk and laughs reluctantly.

18. Probably all the places you haven't been to are called distant places, and those you haven't been to are unforgettable.

Sad love sentence: I am most afraid of telling you the truth with all my heart, but what you said.

1, I am so strong that nothing can disturb my inner peace.

2, always have to experience some betrayal and some sadness to understand people's hearts in the end.

3. The country has finished, not waited.

As long as there is tomorrow, today will always be the starting line.

The real strong man is not the one who has no tears, but the one who runs with tears.

6. Sorry, I really can't pretend to have a good impression on people I don't like.

7. No matter how sad you are, smile and say that uncle's sunflower always smiles at the sun, because it hides sadness behind it.

8. Don't forget to smile when you are bored, and pay attention to your tone when you are anxious!

9. Another year has passed. Do you find that the only thing you earn is your age+1?

10, one day, we live in peace, and one day, we are no longer young.

1 1, whether anyone loves me or not, I will try to be a lovely person. Don't blame anyone, don't laugh at anyone, don't envy anyone, shine in the sun, run in the rain, be yourself, and write a beautiful life with colorful pens.

12, always remember to see the bright side of life and your lucky side. There are many people in the world who live far less lives than you do now.

13, whoever says that he loves you again in the future will be slapped. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

14, learning to respect others is to respect yourself; Learning to appreciate others is to appreciate yourself; Learning to care about others means caring about yourself; Learning to love others is to love yourself; Loneliness in life is a kind of strength. People can stand loneliness and be free; If you can't stand loneliness, you will be held back. People without lofty beliefs are like a stagnant pool, and you will never be able to make a big wave of success. In fact, it is very simple, that is, when you can't hold on, hold on.

15, live like Xiao Qiang/as long as you don't die, there's nothing wrong/.

16, I want to sleep forever, but I'm afraid I won't have you in my dream-you said you would take care of me all my life, but your life is so short. ...

17, I hate it when people deliberately expose my scars after I say it doesn't hurt.

18, I promise you happiness with nonsense, and you give me pain with a knife.

19, I want to be single-minded and not double-hearted.

20. I am most afraid of what you say when I tell you the truth with all my heart.