Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - I found my shadow much more beautiful than myself.

I found my shadow much more beautiful than myself.

First, memory is a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia.

Good night, the people I love and those who love me, and those who don't love me.

3. Do you change your visa once a day instead of several times a year, and that person doesn't know?

Four, some words, said once is enough, said too much, I will feel very false.

In fact, I can't imagine what life would be like without you.

Jealous? Envy? Hate it? Anyway, it's not yours, okay?

7. I love everyone I care about.

Eight, we cry to become memories *

I want to be happy, even if I laugh loudly.

I believe that time will save the best people for last-

Eleven, r, you write an assignment, and that old bastard writes a reading on the assignment.

Twelve, I didn't know that I was both civil and military until I worked.

Thirteen, a good character is not as beautiful as appearance, but a good character is better than being ugly.

When you tell the secret to others, you are waiting to be exposed one day.

There are two tragedies in my life: one is that you can't get what you want, and the other is that he gets you.

Sixteen, when you are at fault, I will forgive you indiscriminately; When I am flawed, you will abandon me regardless of the conscience of heaven and earth.

Seventeen, [the madman gave up the fool for the liar]

Eighteen, I am not cold-blooded, let alone slow-heating. I'm just afraid that I'll be sad when I leave because I've invested too much.

Nineteen, I don't know what is frivolous, I only know that the winner is king.

20. A friend is someone who doesn't know what I'm talking about, but you know everything.

Twenty-one, I took out all the hopes stored in time and walked alone.

I never swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

Twenty-three, friendly cameos leave unforgettable memories.

Memory is a scar that we can't untie.

Many times, I just want to have you and hold me tight until my mood really gets better.

Classic sentences of qq personality signature

Classic sentences of qq personality signature

1. If a man starts to give you the cold shoulder, please leave him. Men who don't know how to cherish you don't give up, let alone continue to pay your tenderness and love.

2, at any time, don't feel sorry for an ungrateful man, women should know better, and being sad will ultimately hurt their own hearts. If that man is heartless and you can't break his heart, then put away your sadness and live a good life.

3, never endlessly around the man you like, even if you like him to death, you still have to learn to give him space, otherwise you should be careful to tie him too tightly and strangle him.

4. When a man says to you: Break up. Please don't cry or shed tears. Smile and say, I've been waiting for you to say this for a long time. Then turn around and walk away.

5. Believe in yourself, be kind to yourself and make life wonderful. Don't mistake it for making someone regret it, but making your life more exciting.

6. Go out gracefully and calmly every day and bring yourself a different smile.

7. Smile at those who appreciate you kindly.

8. When a woman is over 25 years old, she must learn to care for her skin.

9. Don't smoke if you can. Don't drink if you can.

10, don't go to the bar no matter how depressed you are. A lonely woman holding a goblet or smoking will add more loneliness and sadness.

1 1, don't be vain. Vanity is a poison and addictive.

12, wear high heels, but not too high.

13, you should have several girlfriends. When you are alone, you can be sure that your best friend will bring you tea and water. Why can't someone who loves you go with you instead of howling desperately?

14. Open your eyes and choose your future partner. If you make a mistake, leave immediately. Don't make do, it will hurt two people.

15, don't fight with men. First, you can't touch him; Second, your opponent must be a madman. So, it's better not to move.

16, travel abroad. The mind in travel can be more enriched.

17. Have the habit of drinking afternoon tea, reading books and listening to music.

18, buy clothes and accessories that suit you. What suits you is the best, so don't envy other people's clothes.

19, don't accept any gifts from men you don't like.

Love only one person at a time.

2 1. Know what you want, including the man you love.

22. Lack is better than abuse. Don't rob a man because of loneliness, it's unfair to you and him, and it's too irresponsible.

23. Say no to a suitor you don't like, and refuse to show kindness and care. Even if he says it's none of your business.

24. Take your work seriously. Work may not make your heart beat as much as love, but at least it can ensure that you have food and a house to live in. Uncertain love can't give these, so work hard.

25. At least five bags of different colors and styles and five pairs of shoes (excluding slippers). )

26, learn to make a delicate and elegant makeup. Know where to appear and what clothes to wear.

27. Don't regret the good man you missed. They don't belong to you. Keep your eyes open and find another one.

28. Don't fall in love with a married man who swore to you that he would abandon his wife and children and marry you. If they really have no feelings, they will naturally get divorced, instead of telling you something inexplicable all day.

29. It doesn't matter if no one sends flowers on Valentine's Day or birthday. You don't have to buy a bunch of flowers for the florist to send. You can buy beautiful gifts for your parents with the money you spend on flowers.

Remember the birthdays of the people you like, including your family and of course yourself.

3 1, you can love a man, but don't lose everything. No one is worth your life to please. If you don't love yourself, how can you make others love you?

32. occasionally cook a beautiful private kitchen for him or an old friend. But don't do it every day You weren't born to go to the kitchen every day for someone.

33. In your spare time, make yourself a cup of scented tea or tea, play a gentle music, read a few pages of good books, and then sleep in. Let's go

34. It's good to experience something crazy, such as crossing Qian Shan to visit someone.

35. If you don't have time and energy, don't care about raising small animals. It is cruel to ignore them, although I understand that you are lonely and need a companion.

36. Don't learn to play mahjong. Don't do things that torture your body and mind.

37, occasionally sing to yourself, it doesn't matter whether it's good or bad, just be cheerful.

38. Find good friends to chat, go shopping and eat when you are lonely. Don't let loneliness drown you.

39. You send a text message to someone you like, but he doesn't reply. Don't send it again

40. If you are fragile, please choose the object of crying, and don't borrow your shoulders and chest casually.

4 1, remember to look in the mirror before going out and check whether the dress is harmonious. If the time is too tight, it is recommended to choose clothes to wear before going to bed the next day.

No matter who you meet, you must arrive before the appointed time.

43. In case of accidental drunkenness, don't call anyone, including his best friend and him.

44. Go home early at night. I don't have a car. I must take a taxi or have someone pick me up after ten o'clock.

45. From now on, be smart and don't ask him if he misses you. Love you or not? If he misses you or loves you, he will naturally tell you, but from your mouth, he will be proud and won't care about you.

46. Treat your love with him equally and fairly. If you step on many boats, you will eventually fall down.

47. Go to the movies alone. Buy popcorn and coke and have a good laugh. Or, tears streaming down her face. If you like sports and watch football, nobody cares if you cry to death, but you are relaxed and carefree.

48. Don't miss the same person for 24 hours. You can share some with your family and friends.

49. If you like someone, tell him if you can. Maybe you can't get the answer, but at least you have worked hard and don't have to regret it in the future (maybe it's the other person who regrets it, hehe).

50. There are fixed entertainment places, such as fixed cafes and bookstores. Let the waiter in that place know you, so that you will have a warm place to go when you are lonely.

5 1, if you decide to leave someone, act quickly and cut the gordian knot; If you decide to fall in love with someone, spend more time to see if you are suitable.

52. Find someone to give advice on color matching. Don't be ashamed all day, let yourself shine, and don't waste your youth and beautiful figure.

Don't torture yourself for anyone or anything. For example, not eating, crying, autism, depression, these are all things that fools do. Of course, it is necessary to be stupid occasionally, and life doesn't have to be smart all the time.

If a man tells you that he likes you, believe him. If he says he doesn't love you anymore, believe him. At any time, tell yourself that someone who doesn't love you is lucky to leave.

In any case, don't talk about others behind their backs. If you must say it, say something nice.

56, buy yourself comfortable pajamas, sexy doesn't matter at all.

57. You are allowed to watch soap operas occasionally, but you must not rely on them. Allow long hair occasionally, but pay attention to the occasion. Occasionally swearing is allowed, but only in front of old friends or alone. Remember the feeling of carefree after forgetting to speak.

58. Love your hand, it is your second face, but not because you don't need to share any housework.

59. Love your parents, call once a week or take time out for dinner.

60. You don't have to choose to destroy the ID or disappear for someone. Love and not love will continue to live, and it will be fine if it is over. Why bother yourself.

I miss my signature. It turns out that my shadow and I are thinking about you.

Deception is more deadly than poison, and it is more choking than falling off a cliff.

Second, many people who look like friends are not friends, and many people who are friends don't look like friends.

I'll give you the lamp. Do you know I'm afraid of the dark, too?

Fourth, we are dissatisfied with the unpleasant truth but blame it on unpretentious lies.

He is a member of QQ. Every time I chat with him, I clearly see that his skin is her.

Sixth, I like you. Those eyes are charming. Smiling is more charming.

Seven, the best way to revenge a person is to live better than him.

Eight, pencil drawing is always gray no matter how beautiful it is.

I have nothing to be afraid of. Since I came to this world, I have no intention of going back alive.

I love your smiling face and your kindness.

Goodbye to me, he goodbye to me, she goodbye to me, I am tired, I am so tired @

Twelve, eight thousand meters deep, seven centimeters blue. Who cares if you are really in the depths of the ocean?

Thirteen, I have nothing to fear. When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

Fourteen, some pain, I can't say it, I can only endure it until I can slowly forget it.

15. I won't love you. Trust me @

Sixteen, countless times imagine my countless reactions to your confession.

Seventeen, some things don't insist on hope, and only by persisting can we see hope.

Eighteen, the longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism.

Missing doesn't need results, it just proves that someone once existed in my heart.

Twenty, the girl has regretted the teenager. Why don't you look back? Why not think about being abandoned?

2 1. Politeness is a strange nonsense and a dependence!

Twenty-two, live a natural life and be yourself.

Twenty-three, the moment I said goodbye, my heart ached to death.

24. Today, a fortune teller stood up and asked him to read my palm for a long time. Suddenly, he looked up and looked at me in horror. Then he knelt on the ground and shouted, "Long live the emperor!"

Twenty-five, mushrooms are cold, mushrooms are cold, you can fire, and fire is safe in the world. 、

Twenty-six, like a person how willing to be friends.

Twenty-seven, I cried to tell you that I love you. And you don't think it's melodramatic enough.

Call me, give me a hug, give me a sense of security, don't be mean to me, don't lie to me, okay-

Don't give up the person you are with now because of novelty.

Passers-by give me courage to give him up, okay?

Thirty-one, how good I want to be, I will be with you wholeheartedly.

Thirty-two, the future road, I hope you, a person, well, go on, and I, by car #

One day I will meet someone who won't leave me.

Thirty-four {Don't tell me anything big, I don't understand and I don't want to understand. Take practical action if you can. }

Congratulations on losing me when I stopped sticking to you.

Playing with people like pigs is much better than playing alone.

Life always makes us black and blue, but in the end, those injured places will definitely become our strongest places.

Thirty-eight, [Tell me if falling in love with you is young and frivolous]

39. The society told my friends who helped me when I fell that I would cherish the dog that stepped on my foot when I fell and sell iron to knock it down.

Forty, I've been thinking about him and torturing myself, right? He has put it down and fell in love with another one.

No matter how bad your grades are, you should smile brightly, which is the dignity of a school scum.

Forty-two, people who have liked before will inevitably be sad if they have a date.

Forty-three, next time, can you change your crazy love for me and lose all your pride?

44. The society told my friends who helped me when I fell, I would take my life to cherish the dog that stepped on my foot when I fell, and sell iron to knock it down.

Deception is more deadly than poison, and it is more choking than falling off a cliff.

Forty-six, I have grown up, and this society has taught me that I have no heart, no feelings, no itching, no pain and no concern.

47. I dare not say who I have a good relationship with, because I am afraid of being romantic alone.

48. Friendship is like pottery. Once broken, it can be mended. Love is like a mirror, once broken, it is difficult to close it again.

It's great to be able to express your feelings in front of the person you like.

Fifty, in order to meet human needs, how many inflatable dolls have been produced for people to use. . .

5 1. [I'm glad the crowd is crowded even if I don't have a lover]

Sorry, senior. How to do this problem? Do you have a boyfriend, junior? I won't do this problem.

53. I had a long dream that we were together. I ran to hug you who had just finished playing ball and was sweating.

54. Can you not give me a chance to think about it? Can you stop me from feeling hot and cold? Can you not let me be swayed by considerations of gain and loss?

I dare not abandon everything you gave me, even tears.

Fifty-six, {Love is truly meaningful when two people are brave together and never leave}

Fifty-seven.-Let your name rust in my mouth.

58. Do you know how tired it is to pretend? Pretend you don't care when you obviously care.

I want to forget you, but even the input method knows you! ]

Sixty, Little Sunflower's mother started class. Children always cough badly, and most of them don't want to go to school to pretend. Have a casual meal.

He doesn't love my guts, but I treat him like a life.

Sixty-two, if a bitch scolds you, then you must have done something right.

When you miss the past, it means that you are not doing well now.

Sixty-three, if I were wifi, there would be more people who love me.

Sixty-four, it turns out that my shadow and I are thinking about you.

I dreamt about him last night. He plays the guitar for me. Unfortunately, he is not my lover. It's a pity that I have no lover.

What I care about is not what you say, but what you have never said in your heart.

You don't care about me, do you? You all want to abandon me, right? You don't care if I disappear, do you?

[Self-righteous firmness without hesitation does not mean stubbornness after all]

Sixty-eight, so people, like flowers tied to their chests, sometimes forget their original determination and care.

It is said that most girls are angry and say that breaking up is false, so it is impossible for boys to agree to break up.

I'm not Qian Songyi. When I am in danger, there is no Do Min Joon to protect me!

Seventy-one, the goddess with cold hands squeaked. I love you.

Seventy-two, I am a coward who sticks to many holes.

Seventy-three, some pain, I can't say it, I can only endure it until I can forget it slowly.

The furthest distance in the world is not that people who love each other can't be together, but that they can't stop thinking about each other, but pretending that the other person has never entered their hearts.

Seventy-five, some things are a knot if they are not said, and a scar if they are said.

Seventy-six, the greatest loneliness is not one person, but two people become one person.

I stayed with you in the dark, but you let me go at dawn.

Seventy-eight, "The reason to really want to end a relationship is simpler than perfunctory, isn't it?"

Will you protect me? I will lay down all my weapons.

Eighty, feelings do not need to be used to express feelings, and deep love does not need to show off.

I want to be an anodyne vegetable, I don't care.

Eighty-two, feelings do not need to be used to express feelings, and deep love does not need to show off.

It's your fault to give up on me. Don't wait until you get hurt to find me.

Eighty-four, a hundred miles high, a hundred miles lonely, no one has given me a free life.

Eighty-five, many people chasing you are just spare tires. Going to the supermarket to buy an onion is better than you. Bah!

I like you.

1, I have given up my youth, and I am willing to accompany you to the old age.

There are no cold people in the world, but you are not warm.

What touched you may not be his love words, but a silly moment when he wanted to do something for you.

4. Really, even a hug in a long-distance relationship is a luxury.

5. The so-called true love means that after the love breaks down, I can still treat you with a sincere heart.

You have nothing good, but I just like you, and you can't change it, just like you don't like me, so can I. This is called fate.

7. Beauty is happiness and happiness is a flower and a leaf.

8. The warmth of this summer is the best interpretation you gave me.

9. I will be proud of what you said to me all day.

10, it's strange that I am so lazy and miss you very diligently.

1 1, uncle, take care of your daughter-in-law and don't let her bully my daughter-in-law.

12, thank you, it's good to have your company when I am most lonely.

13, liking the new and hating the old is not a disease. I have always forgiven that sick man.

14, unconsciously, our love has gone through a whole year, and we have all experienced a lot in this year.

15, baby, can you always spoil me and let me go on like this?

16, I will fight with you if I love you, otherwise, why gamble tomorrow's youth?

17, two people who are too similar, either love each other very much or hurt each other.

18, feelings are so wonderful, I never believed in love at first sight, and I began to believe that love at first sight is the light of love.

19. What's it like to love someone? I said good night and wanted to say good night.

20. Maybe you really shouldn't know me, which will make your life a mess.

2 1, without tears, how can we set off the joys and sorrows of this world?

I know you don't love me, but I miss you like a flood.

23, I am boiling water, you are tea, prepare a cup, I want to soak you!

I love that boy so much. He has strong shoulders and only allows me to lean on them.

25. One thousand and one wishes are too many. I just need to realize one thing.

I am familiar with all your bad habits and see through all your ugliness, but I still love you!

27. There is always someone whose short message can make you smile immediately.

28, happiness is actually very simple, accompanied by grandpa, even if it is just a glass of water early, it is sweet.

29. I miss you every day of the year, every hour of the day, every minute of the hour and every second of the minute.

30. If your choice is the end of hell, I am willing to fall with you.

3 1, whether it is appropriate in love is just an illusion, and ultimately it depends on who is more tolerant.

32. Balloon flowers have two layers of flower language: eternal love and hopeless love.

33, like too much, love too deep, can't stop for a while, it becomes hate.

34. Happiness, can it not be as short as a rainbow?

I am looking forward to the day when the boy I love deeply will lead me into the marriage hall.

36. The person I like doesn't need any remarks, because he monopolizes a group.

37. True love needs to wait. Anyone can say that they love you, but not everyone can wait for you.

38. We let go of our self-esteem, pride and willfulness just because we can't let go of one person.

39. I hope I am the only one who takes care of you when you are sick. I hope you don't get sick.

Because nothing is worth remembering forever, I can only make you disappear.

4 1, when I met you in typing, I thought I really fell in love with you.

42. I want to be the first person to wake you up in the morning and the last person to watch you fall asleep at night.

43. Our love is Qiong Yao's bitter drama, but in the end we didn't get together.

44. True love is when we are old, I will still remember the way you moved me.

45. I can't stand typing. When I meet a homonym, the first thing that comes to mind is his name.

46. The sweetest thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

47. Either take care of my happiness or get out. Don't wish me happiness here!

48. Wear the most beautiful wedding dress at the right age and marry the safest person.

49. Don't feel that you don't love Russia enough. As long as you suddenly think of Russia, Russia is very satisfied.

50. If I pretend to have amnesia, how many people will take the opportunity to abandon me.

5 1. On that day, I put on my wedding dress and you put on your suit. What do I realize about satisfaction?

52. I am strong, at least I won't be deleted like you.

I hope someone will understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

There are too many paradoxes in the world of love, even if you are careful, you may not get full marks.

I would like to be a lamp to warm your cold and take care of your life.

56. Some people can't cherish the fact that they have thousands of thoughts but can't do anything about it. Better leave early.

57. In a love scene, there is always a leading role and a supporting role. Tired will always be the protagonist, injured will always be the supporting role.

If you meet me in heaven, please pretend you don't know me, because I will propose to you next time.

59. Love begins with confession, and confession begins with feeling, and feeling begins with the first sight of you.

60. The essence of love lies not in love at first sight, but in the long years.

6 1. I wanted to leave everything to you, but I never wanted to leave loneliness to myself.

62. Lovers are always on and off, but the more we love each other, the deeper our love will be and stand the test.

63. If one day you get old and your teeth fall out, I will still kiss your toothless gums.

64. I always want to find an excuse to catch your eye when I meet you, even if I look back for a moment, I will remember it for a long time.

65. Some people fall in love, some people drive to see the sea at night, and dawn is the future.

I will cry and laugh, even if I lean gently on your shoulder!

67. Seeing this question, you think of someone in your heart, so congratulations, you already like her.

68. The happiest moment is to find the right person, who indulges your habits and loves everything about you.

69. I want to talk about a love that never breaks up, stumbles on, sets in the sun and grows old together.

70. I am waiting for someone, someone who can accompany me for a long time.

7 1. Only those who know us can stay in my heart for a long time, and those who know you can hurt you invisibly.

72. It's nice to have someone who misses me, like being hugged by the moonlight! You live quietly in my soul castle! We have each other to rely on!

73. My lover told me: When I am old, you die first, and I will bear the pain of my lover's death.

74. I tried to give up perfectly, and I was really practical. You left, I left, and you and I separated.

75. The day I met you was the starting point of our life happiness, but falling in love with you was my life happiness!

76. What is love? It turns out that no matter whether you are good or bad, you just want to treat it gently, even if you are deeply hurt, you can't bear to hate it.

77. Fortunately, you are just a star along the way, and you can't take anything away.

78. Maybe you always have to wait until you lose it before you can be moved and realize that you have so much.