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Talking about birds and fruits

As long as my heart is still beating, I will love you forever.

Second, is there someone who has been living in your heart and never left?

Third, there is a rainbow, which does not appear after rain or in the sky. It often appears in my mind. When I miss you, I always tie you with this end and tie me with that end.

Fourth, there can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one side kills the other, and the other side does not play the fool to the end.

If I give up, I will suffer. If I continue, I will suffer more.

6. You can sing alone, drink coffee alone, doodle alone, travel alone, walk alone in the street, walk alone in the rain, listen to music alone, talk to yourself alone, stare blankly alone, dance alone, watch TV alone, and read magazines with love, all of which you can't do alone.

Seven, together, one day holding hands in the street is friendship; Being together and holding hands in the street for a year is a love affair; Being together for five years can still hold hands in the street, which is affection; Together, holding hands in the street for ten years is a family; After 30 years together, walking hand in hand in the street is love.

Eight, I am a lazy person, really not suitable for too complicated feelings.

Nine, every time I quarrel with others, I don't know how to scold until I lie in bed.

Ten, although you and I are thousands of miles apart, we are soul mates; You care about me, and I care about you. Let me say to you gently: Dear classmates, I really miss you!

I thought that one day, I would completely forget my love and you, but suddenly one day, I heard an old song, and my tears came down, because we heard this song together.

12. We have so few tree resources in China because there are too many test papers.

Thirteen, there is no feeling that doesn't hurt people's hearts. More or less, big or small, will leave scars on your soul. You can get emotional joy at the expense of scars, and repay scars with emotional joy. In this world, there is no feeling of not going back. Even if you really go back, you will find that everything has changed beyond recognition. The only thing I can go back is the memory in my heart. So, we can only go straight ahead.

14. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be a surprise when I open the lid. Have another bottle! I can't stand another bottle.

Fifteen, deeper feelings, thicker kindness. Friends are far apart, and their friendship gradually fades away. It's not that our hearts have changed, nor that we no longer regard each other as friends. It's just that we are far away and can't enjoy our joys and sorrows. It turns out that we are so far away, only greetings are left. Greetings are still good, at least we have never forgotten each other.

Sixteen, women should face love like this: you can love a man, but don't lose all of yourself. No one is worth your life to please. If you don't love yourself, how can you make others love you? From now on, be smart and don't ask him if he misses you. Love you or not? If he misses you or loves you, he will tell you. But from your mouth, he will be proud and don't care about you.

Not every spray rushes for the beach, not every star shines for the quiet night, not every drizzle falls for the wheat seedlings, but my message only comes for your happiness.

Eighteen, some wounds will gradually get better after a long time; Some grievances are relieved when they are figured out; Some pain, endured for a long time, became a habit, but in many lonely moments, it returned to my heart. In fact, some words hidden in my heart are not intentionally hidden, but not all the pain can be shouted out.

Nineteen, for some people and certain things. I am too lazy to think, too lazy to bother, too lazy to care.

Twenty, let the wind blow away your sadness; Let the rain wash away your troubles; Let the sunshine bring you warmth; Let the moon bring you warmth; Let friendship bring you happiness; Let love bring you happiness; Let my information bring you good luck.

One friend is very good, two friends are more, and three friends are too many. Just have a bosom friend, not too many. If you really don't, you still have yourself. Be kind to yourself, get along with yourself and be friends.

Standing in front of the window again, I found that the years were in a hurry, and the dreams that flashed once, like the leaves in late autumn, floated alone in the lake in my heart.

Twenty-three, like, is a mood. Love is an emotion. Memory is the most beautiful and illusory flower, which will only appear in the deepest part of people's hearts. It can make a faint smile on your mouth and make your tears flow inadvertently. Some words have been said, and now they can't be taken back; Some people miss it and are destined to become memories.

24. It is better to fail in the name of persistence than to succeed at the expense of personal will. I would rather run naked in my own world than dance in someone else's world. When you learn to smile in the face of injury, your smile; Enough to hurt yourself!

Twenty-five, think of a thousand roads at night, and wake up in the morning and take another road.

Don't think you are an angel with bird hair.

1 Actually, I am really a devoted person. But people always say I'm a playboy.

Men use Dabao, and women use Hushubao.

3 kitchen knife. Cutting one's hand is either bleeding or painful.

Buy yourself a big bottle of Sprite and get yourself drunk.

People like bad men, not bad men.

I enjoy a moment's blank in my mind every day, and my thoughts are relatively simple.

Life is nothing more than smiling at others and then making them smile!

Colleagues say Hami peach fruit candy tastes really good.

In this world, killing a Q pet is more difficult than killing a person.

10 Without medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

1 1 I didn't want to leave you so much information, only my computer card.

12 There are many heartless people in the world, just like cats want to eat mice when they are hungry.

13 god didn't take special care of me, nor abandoned me, just playing with me.

14 Go clubbing by bike to save money. It costs money.

15 Looking at your face, I finally know how to write.

16 Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.

It snowed twice this week, once for three days and once for four days.

18 I am unknown in the world, and you turn all beings upside down in the vegetable market.

19 Life is hard, don't make friends with dogs.

Go to the toilet, use other people's paper, and let others find paper.

2 1 In today's society, it is difficult for rich people to have no money.

Now people follow the trend and treat pink eye with Zhenshiming eye drops.

If people don't attack me, I won't commit a crime. If someone attacks me, I will kill myself.

You fight for money, but you can't fight for money.

From now on, keep spending money! It will be 20xx next year.

How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually!

My love for you is blocked by the door in your heart.

Don't think you are an angel with bird hair.

Don't idle away, or you will get along in life.

Don't say that a person is mentally ill. If he is ill, he must have a brain first.

Don't think that breaking up with you and returning to your space is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after I shit!

1. I can love you to my heart's content, or I can be dry and flat.

Don't think that breaking up with you and returning to your space is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after I shit!

I am not a gentle person, but I have done all the gentle things for you.

There are no perfect two people in the world, only two hearts that give in to each other.

5. Why does he find me every time I peek at him? Because he always looks at you! Stupid!

6. I read everything you said more carefully than the final exam review questions.

7. The love you get with your face is only lost.

8. If you are wrong, your wife may admit her mistake a hundred times and never forgive you. If your wife is wrong, admit her mistake once. If you don't accept it, congratulations, you are wrong again.

9. Why do you always ask boring questions? Because I want to talk to you more.

10. Distance will not destroy feelings, but it is suspected that it will.

1 1. The ring finger of the left hand has an artery leading to the heart, which is very fragile. Once the blood vessels of the left ring finger are damaged, it usually leads to heart disease. So every couple will wear a wedding ring on the ring finger of their left hand when they get married, because it is the closest place to their hearts.

12. What a good temper! All because I like you.

13. Being single-minded is not just liking someone for life, but being single-minded when you like someone.

14. What can you give her, the red blood on her white sheets or the white wedding dress on her red carpet?

15. In this world, there is really a person who cares about you silently, but never comes near you again.

Love is a dream, but some people always oversleep. Talk about the recent love mood.

17. The difference between love and liking is simple. If you like flowers. If you like, you can water it and take it off.

18. No matter what I give you, my heart beats faster than your name.

19. There is a TV series called Destiny: I Love You.

20. accompany me through every spring, summer, autumn and winter, it is better to give me a vow of eternal love.

2 1. When you are single, all you see are happy couples; When you are in love, all you see are happy singles.

I prefer every day to forever.

One day, you will find out how good I am, but I won't wait for you to get old.

24. No matter how much I love you, it is not worth saying that I marry you.

25. A love either doesn't start or lasts for a lifetime, and a person can either take it lightly or love it all his life.

26. True love is when he makes you red-eyed, but you smile and forgive.

27. When I told you a lot of nonsense without thinking and logic, I actually missed you.

28. How many scum do you need to know from blue school uniforms to white wedding dresses?

Don't think you can say such a thing just because you are thick-skinned.

0 1, those who go shopping with a cold are shameless. I can only make friends by squatting in the toilet.

02. My good friend and I are inseparable. It's really great. That's my cell phone.

Don't say I despise you, I don't want to talk to you at all.

Socialist construction needs talents like me, because others are busy falling in love!

After living for so long, I found that kindergarten is the best place to mix. I miss it!

06, rock and roll is, if you love me, shake it up, if you don't love me, roll!

07, before graduation, you should have a good grasp of who allows you to go crazy outside the society!

08. I wake up by myself every day. I'm really incredible.

09. Now I just want to break through myself, that is to update my sleep record.

As a China person, you want me to pass the English exam, but I can't.

1 1. Tell me if you have any difficulties. I know I can't help, but I just want to hear it.

12, tell you, don't stand under the air conditioner and talk to me, there is no need to listen to sarcastic remarks.

13, be a proud person, but still give face!

14, yes, yes, you are all cute, but I look good.

15, hey, the brain is really a good thing, why don't you have it?

16, just because I get up doesn't mean I wake up, and it doesn't mean I have to get up.

17, you don't have to promise me anything, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning!

18, do you think you can catch a cold by standing on the refrigerator? I'm telling you it's impossible.

19, don't think that you are thick-skinned, just because you can't get into the knife.

20. Life has no hurdles, legs are not short, and you can lift them.

2 1, so you are a fighter in the legendary scum and a VIp in the scum.

22. These women are all sissies, and only I am a fairy.

23. There are four of you, except two.

24. With WiFi, I can go anywhere, heaven or hell.