A man and his wife buy food and talk about it.

1 God will forgive me, because that's his job.

Some things, in retrospect, are like the swelling and nausea of not burping after drinking several glasses of beer.

This is a world where wages are not rising and prices are soaring.

The poorest men don't bargain when they buy food, and the richest women bargain when they buy food.

6 come out to mix, the wife will change sooner or later!

If the boss uses you, you are a talent. If you don't, you will be laid off.

Not so much love, just a little love. People give you the glad eye, and I only peek at you.

It's so warm to find that you have enough fat when you cool down.

10 You take your overpass and I'll take my underpass.

1 1 Happiness can be obtained through learning, although it is not our mother tongue.

12 Meet the wrong person at the right time and place.

13 The journey of exploration is not to discover the new continent, but to cultivate a new perspective.

14 Don't love everyone. If you love too much, your love will depreciate.

15 classic funny sentence-made a mistake, or forget it, it's over anyway.

16 I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

17 Life is a big market, and people buy this and sell that.

18 acne is the last battle of youth and years on my face.

19 The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

A friend is someone who can see through you and still likes you.

2 1 Humor means that a person is interested in laughing when he wants to cry.

There are too many pleasantries, and the thickness of the face is obviously not enough.

What's the difference between marrying you and being a nun!

The world is so beautiful, but I am so grumpy, which is not good.

Life is like a cup of tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.

I was sad. I showed him my best side, but he saw the distant scenery.

Real bad guys are not terrible, fake good people are terrible.

28 road sees rough roar, when it's time to shoot, when it's time to shoot.

Women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.

I hate to drink less when I drink wine, and I know that I have little knowledge when I speak!

In a word, 38 classic funny quotations _ come out and mix, your wife will change sooner or later.

1 Don't talk to me about life, talk to me about strangers!

Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

Why do you get up so early? The bar hasn't opened yet!

I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.

When will you invite me to dinner? I'll go out and buy you a package of crispy noodles later.

Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

What you get is low-level happiness, and what you don't want is high-level happiness.

A new father went to the province to vaccinate his son. After signing the name at the window and handing the list to the nurse at the window, the nurse smiled beautifully and said, Dad, give it to me. I don't know what to sell I gave you the list. As a result, the nurse said with emphasis, give me the pen!

In a word, 38 classic funny quotations _ come out and mix, your wife will change sooner or later.

10 has been busy and bored!

1 1 If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that I am a simpleton.

12 kettle, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

13 Hold your hand and you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears.

14 University is the best period for female breast development.

15 Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!

16 Don't wait for everyone to say that you are ugly before you realize that you are really ugly!

17 No matter which page you read, a book won't attract you after 5 minutes. Please don't hesitate to throw it away.

18 became an instant hit. This idiom actually describes ancient and modern female artists!

19 The party member activity of the Department of Mathematics forced girls to clean the boys' dormitory, which was really outrageous!

When you are 20 years old, your wife will change sooner or later!

2 1 I only had a nosebleed once, and I mistook the sanitary towel for a mask!

With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so you can continue to be vague.

Can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? ! So be realistic.

Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, while stealing many people's ideas is research.

You're not Huang Rong, you're a locust. Why do you want jing elder brother? You are shameless.

Heroes are sad. I'm not a hero. Beauty let me pass.

The happiest thing in the world, making love; The happiest thing in the world is to have a rest and have sex again.

Farrow said: Today is the Dragon Boat Festival. I treat you to zongzi, which is stuffed with human flesh. Hello? Please go to the mummy.

The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

30 distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

3 1 alas ~ This man has a good figure, even his headache is partial.

32 parents fool their children to call education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

Beheading is nothing. A scar the size of a bowl fell off my head. After 18, I am a zombie again.

I still remember coughing and seeing a doctor. The doctor told me to smoke less every day. In this way, I learned to smoke

Women are tools to make human beings, and men are human beings who use tools.

You planted a girlfriend in the back hill in spring, and you are cuckolded everywhere in autumn!

When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I followed suit and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.

A woman is like a book on the shelf. Although you bought her, before you bought her, she was more or less overturned by several men.

Think about life quietly, feeling that sentence will be returned sooner or later.

There is no such thing as failure for indomitable people.

A man's strong will is invincible!

Don't make any decisions when you are angry.

Sunset, infinitely beautiful, only near dusk.

A wise man's mouth is hidden in his heart, but a fool's heart is in his mouth.

Come out and hang out, you have to pay it back sooner or later!

The star scale is not accurate.

What kind of people will attract what kind of people.

Write down important ideas and methods and remind yourself at any time.

I'm busy whether I can go up or down.

Peaches and plums say nothing, but they go their own way.

Look for it and do it; Do not follow the trend, do not waver.

Stupidity is the misfortune that people incur (Minand)

Teenagers don't burn, but old people are sad.

Fine things are strong when tied together.

Children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, so don't worry about it.

You don't manage money, and money ignores you.

If you don't know what you want, don't say you don't have a chance.

Anger breeds poets; Loneliness gives birth to thoughts; Liveliness makes fashion.

Although the light spot of fireflies is weak, it is a challenge to the darkness to shine.

If we can live again, everyone will be successful.

Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the tears are spinning and laughing.

Words must be done, and actions must be fruitful. -The Analects of Confucius

Who hasn't humbly begged for a little charity in front of love?

There is no eternal victory, only eternal efforts.

If you don't have too many abilities, don't have too many desires, otherwise it will be very painful.

Don't have two sides, analyze two sides of others.

Life can't be deceived, one should live aboveboard.

Become a behavior that is difficult to emulate (The Book of Songs is under the jurisdiction of the car)

As long as you don't bend your back, there is no mountain you can't afford.

If you fool around, you will get bored sooner or later. -Tell me a classic joke

Lie down where you fell.

Unfortunate people need to be stronger.

Wait a minute. This may not be easy; Hurt. But it's simple.

The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.

If life is first seen, the Tao is ordinary.

When was the last time you fell asleep laughing?

What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

We should learn to be grateful. He's here. I love him. That's enough.

I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I blew when I was a child.

I won everyone and lost you.

What can't be refused is the beginning, and what can't be resisted is the end.

There is nothing wrong with liking someone. What is wrong is liking someone who doesn't like himself.

When I miss you, I am a little happy and a little sad.

Happiness tells me that you are still too young.

A temporary impulse, a crisis for future generations!

The premise of a person's luck is that he has the ability to change himself.

Fate is a book. Turn it over and you miss it. If you look too carefully, you will cry.

I donate a month's living expenses to Taiwan Province Province, a year's living expenses to the United States and a fucking life to Japan!

Is the departure of the stool the pursuit of the toilet or the failure to retain the ass?

You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

Women often miss men so much; Men are often fickle with women.

Most beautiful women are similar, but ugly women are different.

A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, but all you come out is fart.

If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card.

Don't look back, I only love your back.

There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.

Dissatisfaction is a substitute for vacancy, which makes people have the desire to climb up constantly in comparison.

I'll miss you after you leave. Why don't you leave?

I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

A woman's wardrobe is like a harem, with countless beautiful women and only a few who like it.

Success is 10% talent plus 10% not being distracted by the internet.

You will be bored if you go out to play.

Smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.