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Satire at those who want to destroy other people's relationships.

In life, can you master the sentences of people with acne skillfully? Today, Bian Xiao will take stock of the classic sentences and satirical sentences of satirical villains for everyone. I hope you can use it in your life.

1, swearing words are always so amazing 1, you think you are Marilyn Monroe, but you are short-circuited. Your saliva can ward off evil spirits! 2, every woman is an angel, but your face falls first ... 3, you can say nothing, but everything you say will become nonsense.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great. 2. Huh? So you still exist in this world? Sorry, you are so young that no one will know you exist! 3. A flock of wild geese fly south and jump west, and see your face turned away. Look how scary your face is.

3. Irony 1, you laugh and the wolf hangs himself. When you scream, the chicken flies and the dog jumps. When it stopped, it smelled bad. When you look at it, the world is shocked. You sweat, lice suffer. You are uglier than a ghost without dressing up. When you dress up, ghosts will paralyze you. 2. Without wind, clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; If it weren't for you ... stupid people wouldn't exist.

4, sarcasm 1, no matter how good it is, it is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig! Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills! It's really nothing, but every morning, avoiding the wolf, they meet for breakfast and go to the place where they struggle together.

5. I don't know how to wash it when I see it raining outside? Wash not only your ugly face, but also your dirty heart. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

6, you should not stare at people all the time, and then look at the time to buy tickets. People can't afford to buy monkeys in the zoo! Also, look at your appearance. Yes, I vomited gastric juice the year before last. I said you can open a slimming shop and make money. What a dedicated face!

7. Do you think people are praising you when they say you are a real person? Ha ha, well, the so-called "true temperament" is just another name for low emotional intelligence (simplicity), and the classic performance of low emotional intelligence (simplicity) is to show one's joys and sorrows without hesitation, so onlookers often say that you are a "true temperament" person to take care of one's own face, but in fact you are a reckless man who feels good about himself.

8. Please, miss, please don't use your paste head to think about such a profound problem? I can't communicate with you in words. Do you think your words should be understood by everyone as truth? Come on, I'm not your boyfriend, so I spoil you!

9. The collection of interest 1 is full of modern romantic ideas, and the reality will not satisfy you. I don't have the courage to put in a good word for you. Too much talk, afraid of going to hell in the future. If you want to save face, go back and have a good look, and then come back. Don't look like the devil wears Prada all day. 4, sister paper Your mito technology is really not a general fork, and it has a fight with the PS technology of the great gods.

10, satirical classic sentence 1, I don't know why you laugh all day like a broken cloth shoe. 2, listen to my advice, it doesn't matter if your brain is empty, just don't enter the water. I kept my head down and kept silent, not being modest, but looking for bricks. Your mother must have been full of anxiety, absent-minded and careless when she gave birth to you!