An interesting story.

An interesting story. There are many stories in the world. Interesting stories are simple and ingenious, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. This story can bring us many truths. Let's share an interesting story.

An interesting story: 1 Promotion of "Classic Humorous Short Stories"

Well, yesterday, Liangliang was asked out by her boss to play mahjong. The boss said that everything in the company was ready. Liang Liang said: OK, it's all done. The boss of Dongfeng said: "Hey, touch." The boss added, I tell you, I can't leave anything behind.

Guess what? Say brightly: Well, all right, nine. The boss said, Oh, touch it again. Finally, the boss won. This morning, Liang Liang was promoted to general manager because he was late for work.

What's wrong with classic humorous stories?

Going home this day, Xiao Zhang saw several addition and subtraction arithmetic problems written with colored pens on the white wall at home. Ask, is the son of grade one. Xiao Zhang was heartbroken and pointed to the white wall and said angrily, "Please reflect and tell me what happened?"

The son looked straight at the white wall for a while, thought for a while, shook his head and said, "Dad, aren't you good at math?" ? I looked it up for a long time, and I didn't do anything wrong with these questions. "

The helplessness of classic humorous short stories

After eleven o'clock in the evening, the five-year-old son still refused to sleep. His mother said, "Eleven o'clock in the evening is the time for our liver to detoxify. If you don't sleep at this time, it will affect your health. " Listen, son.

Raise your neck and ask, "won't the liver delay the time of detoxification?" Mom shook her head and said, "No, it's very punctual. When we arrive, we will detoxify." The son sighed and said, "Alas, I am so smart, why is my liver so stupid?"

An interesting story 2 1, I: "boss, is this oily wheat dish a meat dish or a vegetarian dish?"

Boss: "Vegetarian, of course."

Me: "What about this bug?"

Boss: "er ... it's here for dinner, too."

Me: "Why should I pay? I don't know! "

The boss cried and said, "It lost its life for this meal. Can you still ask for AA? "

2. I went to eat pizza at noon today and ordered a 9-inch (diameter) one, which is gone.

As a result, the waiter politely brought two 5-inch (diameter) ones, and the price was half that of 9 inches, saying that I would give you an extra inch.

So I took the waiter and popularized the circle-finding area with her. The formula for circular area is, forget it:

Area of 9 inches =63.585 square inches,

Area of 5 inches = 19.625 square inches,

So two 5-inch areas add up to 39.25 square inches.

I said give me three five-inch ones. I am still losing money!

The boss was speechless and finally gave an extra pizza for free. Knowledge is power, and primary school mathematics is also knowledge.

3. Son: "Mom, I'm hungry!"

Mom: "You see which is better, your father or me!" " "

Son: "Dad, I think ..."

Dad: "Get out!" ...

I went to the meeting today. On the way, I met my colleague Liu, who was eating radish while walking.

I asked, "Oh, all the fruits have come down this season. How can you eat radish? "

Liu: "You don't understand. Eat it and you can leave early for the meeting!" " "

Me: "What do you mean?"

Liu: "Our manager said that you had something to leave during the meeting. I can understand that, but you should at least fart! " "

Me: "..."

An interesting story, 3 articles 1: an interesting story.

I read a story today, which is very interesting.

The content of the story is: Ji Xiaolan is a famous scholar in Qing Dynasty, and his official position is very high. Small Shenyang was very arrogant because it was favored by Emperor Qianlong. Only Ji Xiaolan refused to buy his account, and he was cynical whenever he got the chance.

On one occasion, a new pavilion was built in Xiao Shenyang's home. He asked Ji Xiaolan to write a plaque for the pavilion, and Ji Xiaolan began to write "bamboo bud". At first glance in Shenyang, these two words are just like the bamboo forests on both sides of the pavilion. Please have the words framed and hung on the pavilion.

One day, Emperor Qianlong came to this pavilion, looked up and saw the plaque, and couldn't help laughing. Small Shenyang sitting next to him smiled inexplicably and asked what the reason was. The emperor said, "Ji Xiaolan is scolding you!"

I was puzzled at first, but I thought about it carefully. I figured it out. After the "bamboo shoots" are taken apart, they become "straw bags". Divide "bamboo" into two words, that is, two words. After the "bud" is separated, the grass prefix is a "grass" and the "bag" is a bag.

This story is so interesting that I want to read it to my parents!

Chapter 2: Interesting story

Today, my mother told me a story. The name of the story is Sungua. It's about two brothers whose villages were flooded. They went to ask old Sunman for help. Lao Sunman asked them to work on the Sun Mountain, watering the sun flowers every time and dropping a drop of blood. The boss is lazy and the younger brother is diligent. He does more than twice as much work as others in a day.

Finally, the sun melon was ripe, and my brother got a small green melon with leftovers and rags in it, while my brother's melon was big and yellow with delicious food and clothes in it. My brother went to Lao Sunman as a referee, and Lao Sunman took out the melon and vine. Show him the account book. He used red soil for the blood given by others, and the boss's face turned red before he knew it.

My mother told me this story and asked me what I thought. I said that if this person gives, he will get something. Like the lazy boss, he was punished. If we study hard now, we will succeed when we grow up. If we don't study hard, we won't have good results when we grow up.

Chapter 3: Interesting story

Just now, Cheng Yao and I made up an interesting story. We are the directors of the story, and our "famous work" is-"The encounter between Hua and the guardian Ran!"

Ok, let's enjoy our story! Lan: Hey, you are so ugly! Tiger: I'm not ugly, I'm beautiful! Lan: Don't you think you don't deserve to stand with me? I am so beautiful and lovely. But we can be friends. Standing with you, my self-esteem will gradually expand!

Tiger: Good! Lan: But you are too big. My face is not as big as yours. Tiger: Don't look at the tray in the back. Lan: Oh, no, you are too young, not as big as my face! Cheng: I killed you, Tong. Be serious! Lan: Are you a man or a woman? Tiger: I am unfair and disloyal.

Lan: I never make friends with perverts. Goodbye! Tiger (anxious): I'm not a pervert. I am a hybrid of South China Tiger and Snow Leopard. My name is Hua Baohu! Two "people" who could have been good friends quarreled about who fanned the air cooler. Note: They are fans. As a result, the two became enemies. ...

These are actually just some fragments of our story, and there are many interesting things! Don't believe it? Come to class five or three and find us!