How to be a qualified son-in-law and experienced big brother? Do me a favor.

The fifth plan is to fish in troubled waters. As a son-in-law, if you want to live comfortably in the hands of your mother-in-law, and don't bear the stigma of "disobedience" or "unfilial", you must learn to do something. For cooking, washing dishes, washing clothes, cleaning and other housework, if you don't have a special hobby, it is "doing nothing" It is not a matter of principle to bite the bullet and be scolded. However, when it comes to the vital interests of her mother-in-law, she must step forward and overcome difficulties. This is a plan to fish in troubled waters, and a clever son-in-law must learn from it. Mother-in-law said that her leg ached while watching TV one night. The father-in-law and his wife were infected by TV stories and were indifferent to their mother-in-law's words. I stood up silently, put on my clothes, went downstairs to the pharmacy not far from the community and spent 100 yuan to buy a set of acupuncture cupping devices. When I got home, I said to my mother-in-law: Mom, I ran a long way and finally bought this thing. I often used it to treat leg pain when I was a child. Please try it. Very clever! Then I crouched down, rolled up my mother-in-law's trouser legs, lifted the old lady with my own hands and asked (with concern): Mom, are you feeling better? Does your leg still hurt? As a result, it is conceivable that the old lady was moved to be silly at that time. Keep saying: it doesn't hurt, it's okay, it's really okay! I looked up and observed tears in my mother-in-law's eyes! Within a month after this happened, my mother-in-law didn't give me any more trouble. It seems that people's hearts are all meat! The sixth plan is to divert attention. My mother-in-law has a very bad habit, that is, she likes eavesdropping. Sometimes, my wife and I discuss financial problems at home. When I open the door, I can always see my mother-in-law rushing by. I can't explain this kind of thing clearly, and my wife feels embarrassed and embarrassed to say it. Later, I came up with a solution. Our telephone is installed in the living room. When I talk to my wife in the study, I use my mobile phone to make intermittent calls at home. I hung up as soon as the phone rang in the living room, and then I heard my mother-in-law pick up the phone and shout "hello ~ ~ hello". Wait, wait. After talking with my wife, I walked out of the study and saw my mother-in-law still wandering by the phone on the coffee table in the living room. She looked puzzled: "Xin-er, what do you think is wrong with this phone?" Why can't you get anyone when it rings? "I casually picked up the receiver and checked it. I said," It doesn't matter. It's called a jumper. Someone else is talking, which makes our phone ring. "Fortunately, there is no sound when you pick it up. Listen to others when there is a sound. " My mother-in-law blushed for a while and then went down. Later, she seldom overheard my private conversation with my wife. The seventh plan is to live with my mother-in-law for a long time out of nothing. If you wait for your mother-in-law to bully you every time and then try to solve it, it is still a passive defense strategy, which is too passive. Therefore, as a clever son-in-law, sometimes you need to take the initiative, even create some traps out of thin air for your mother-in-law, and then come to a head-on attack at an appropriate time, turn passivity into initiative, and win yourself a strategic positive offensive posture, so that your mother-in-law will never be angry with you. I think I am a careful person, and the quality of doing all kinds of housework should be rated as "excellent project". However, when I meet a picky mother-in-law, I am out of luck. In her eyes, I will always be a careless son-in-law and the quality of my work will never be qualified. What she often says orally is: "Xin-er, you see how careless you are …" I wanted to kill her for a long time, and finally, I got the chance. Once, I came home from work early and found that she was not at home, and the rice cooker in the kitchen was still plugged in. It seems that she probably went shopping. So I had a brainwave and didn't come into the house. Instead, I opened all the locked doors, then left them unlocked, ran downstairs and hid behind a big tree not far from the door. Sure enough, a few minutes later, I saw my mother-in-law coming from a distance with food. As I approached the door, I flashed out from behind the tree and called to her, "Mom, did you go shopping?" "Ah, it's you. How did you come back so early? " "Yes, what a coincidence, I got off work early today. Come on, mom, give me the food. " So my mother-in-law gave me the food in her hand and went upstairs with me in tandem. Arriving at the door, the mother-in-law took out the key and opened the door. As soon as the key was inserted, she found something was wrong: the security door was not locked at all! She opened the security door and inserted the key into the keyhole of the wooden door, only to find that the wooden door was unlocked! At this time, I pretended to be surprised after her and began to speak: "Oh, my God! Did you leave the door unlocked when you went out to buy food? See how careless you are! I put so many valuable things in my study, such as digital cameras and laptops. How painful would it be if someone stole two? No matter how short you go out, you can't leave the door unlocked! You are too careless ... "I stole a look and saw my mother-in-law's sweat streaming down. She stood there motionless for a long time and kept saying, how can I not lock the door? How is it possible ... I think it's almost enough, so I eased my look and dragged her into the room: "Forget it, Mom, don't blame yourself. People make mistakes when they do things. " Fortunately, nothing was lost at home this time. Learn your lesson and be careful next time. "After this incident, my mother-in-law really restrained a lot, at least rarely said things like' You see how careless you are' in front of me. However, the side effect is that my mother-in-law has a phobia of locking the door. Every time she locks the door, she has to kick the locked door firmly for three times, and then she can't stop it for a few minutes. Hey ... the eighth plan is to sneak into Chencang. Don't always treat your mother-in-law as the opposite enemy, unite all forces that can be United, expand the United front, and finally get things done at home! -trendy Lu Xun lived together for many years, and I gradually imitated my mother-in-law's temper. Mother-in-law's mind is actually not bad, even a kind-hearted old man. But its fatal weakness is narrow-minded, and even sesame seeds with small hearts can't hold it. Besides, you are always domineering in front of my son-in-law, and you are thousands of miles away-you can't even open your mouth if you want to ask her for help. Even my wife is afraid of her sometimes, and I can't help it with the old lady. I have a child, in the second grade of primary school. I usually pick him up from work on time every day, because my working hours are relatively stable, and it is inconvenient for my wife to work, because she has to change shifts. It is said that once the company suddenly sent me on a business trip for a month, the task of picking up and dropping off the children was obviously temporarily undertaken by my mother-in-law. Putting it in someone else's house may not be a problem at all, just tell the old man. But not in our house. Mother-in-law's nose is facing the sky, which is very awesome. If you ask her directly, she may say something messy, such as "I'm not your mother" and "I have the money to hire a nanny! "It's not that I haven't learned this, so I decided not to attack from the front. I want to outsmart it! When I came home from work this day, after the family had finished eating, I solemnly said to my wife in front of my mother-in-law: Come to my study, I have something important to discuss with you. Then we went into the study. I deliberately left a small gap in the door, because according to my understanding of my mother-in-law, in this case, she would come to eavesdrop on our conversation. I first found a piece of paper and wrote a few words to my wife: "The following is a performance, please cooperate. "My wife nodded to me understandingly and our conversation began." Honey, I've been thinking about it for a long time. You'd better resign from the company tomorrow, because I may be on a business trip in a couple of days, and I can't do it without someone to take care of the children. ""honey, but I don't want to quit. My present job is very good. If I resign, it will be difficult to find such a good job in the future. Besides, if I quit my job and pick up the children at home, won't I become a housewife? I'm still so young, I don't want to waste myself like this, blare ~ ~ ~ "She also cried and pretended to really like it, so I didn't spit out a mouthful of tea! I fought back a smile and continued, "What do you say? I earn more than you, so I can't retire. Will you support my family? After all, the safety of children comes first. I have to sacrifice you for the sake of children. " "Honey, why don't you talk to my mother and ask her to pick up your children temporarily during your business trip?" "What about your mother? Forget it! I'll never beg her! This is our own business and we must solve it ourselves. You will resign tomorrow and stay at home as a full-time wife. That's settled! " "Boo-hoo ~ Boo-hoo ~" My wife "cried" more sadly. I slammed the sliding door and walked out of the study (as expected, I saw my mother-in-law flash again! ), just sit on the sofa in the living room and watch TV. I saw my mother-in-law walking around me with a lot on her mind. After dawdling for more than ten minutes, she finally couldn't help it. She bounced slowly to my side and said with a low eyebrow, "Xin-er, are you going on a business trip?" "Yes, how do you know? "I asked in mock surprise." Well, if you want to go on a business trip, just go on a business trip. I'll pick up the children. "It sounds like my mother-in-law is begging me." That can't be done. You are a mother, not a nanny. How can you do such a thing? Don't worry. I have arranged everything for the baby. ""No, Xin-er, look where you are! What nanny? No nanny? I am a grandmother. Why can't I pick up my grandson? Don't hurry to arrange it, anyway, I'm idle at home ... ""Oh, well, then please! But lock the door when you go out every day, don't be so careless, and be careful when you walk! "Of course, of course, don't worry, Xin-er!" My mother-in-law squatted down like a baby. In fact, I know very well that my mother-in-law loves her daughter completely, and she is afraid that her daughter will be in trouble if she really loses her job as a housewife, so she will definitely not agree to my "arrangement" just now. In fact, the son-in-law might as well take this as an example, draw inferences from others, make full use of the special relationship between his wife and her mother-in-law, and give her a clear way to sneak in when she encounters a difficult thing!