Wechat humorous sentences

Many funny quotations were born on WeChat. The following are humorous sentences I arranged for you on WeChat. I hope you like them.

1. People who praise you for being strong are those who don't know you, and those who know you will say don't hold on.

I think of him when I see you, and I think of vomiting when I see him!

If I become a star one day, I will show it to you.

4. How many times have I told you that my tears are coming out and I will die when I see my weakness?

We promised each other to be boyfriend and girlfriend at the same time, but your departure ruined this relationship.

6. The fairy counted with her fingers. About 80% of the children's papers in China make up their homework this evening.

7. Teachers should be careful when their moral standards are not clear when they are particularly sleepy.

8. Autumn is like a shy beauty still clinging to the pipa, so people can't see her.

9. If mom doesn't buy rice, you will starve to death. Dad can't buy vegetables, so he uses you to sell/steal pickles.

10. You don't know that you actually met many people for the last time.

1 1. Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

12. I didn't know how to describe boys' clumsy movements when I was a child, but I didn't know until I grew up. That's obscene.

13. I should go, so the air is fresh and the sky is bluer! The scenery on the roadside is more beautiful! You must think so!

14. I met a writer's signature: it may seem to be, but it may not be.

15. Memory is like water poured in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will always flow through your fingers bit by bit.

16. When I have a holiday, I will sleep from night to morning.

17. Why do more and more couples don't want children now? Because the leader above said: start with the doll.

18. During the Qingming Festival, it rained in succession, and the girl in Lu Yu was so charming that she smiled and asked where the girl was. The girl pointed to the grave on the mountain.

19. Don't always say that I am pestering you like a fly. You really think you're shit.

20. Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

2 1. I really love someone and hurt my purest heart. My love is gone.

22. Don't say I'm faking it, just say you think too low of yourself.

23. Wages are like a cycle, which comes once a month and ends in a week or so.

24. Don't tell me when you break up: "Actually, you are quite good." Why did you dump me?

25. Lazy people are single-minded about love. I don't know what to say, but you know everything. .

26. When you fail and feel sad, there are always a group of fools talking about you behind your back.

27. Oh, you are a holy monk, and that person who looks exactly like you ... is your sister!

28. I completely lost my love. I talk about feelings with you, and you play games with me. I was the only one who got hurt in the end.

29. Without us students with poor grades, how can we set off students' grades?

30. At least the human brain will be short-circuited, and I don't even have a power supply.

3 1. Please: Don't jump around in front of me, we are teammates! ! !

When I see a handsome man, please don't ask me what's strange. I'm pretending.

There is no denying that mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human art in this century!

If you don't love me, please give me my heart back, don't keep it selfish.

35. I enjoyed the summer vacation, but my mother broke us up when school started.

36. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like fire and smoke. ...

37. It's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you affect me.

38. I greedily need warmth, thinking that I can melt the hard ice in my heart.

39. Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed on was the royal salute.

40. Connecting a series of Qing Dynasty dramas, such as Palace and Walking on Thin Ice, is a living "girl pursued by Yongzheng in those years".

4 1. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or squatting outside.

42. You cry when you are sad, and you laugh when you grow up.

43. It doesn't matter if a man is bitter, don't be bitter with the woman you have been with all your life.

44. Why are all the handsome guys in the barber shop and all the beautiful women in the red light district?

45. If you wear fashion, it is not mainstream. Dress sexy and you can sit on the stage.

46. I don't want to marry a prince, but someone who treats me like a princess.

47. I don't need to be unfaithful all my life. I will let anyone who disappoints me despair.

48. Sending cigarettes instead of fire is just teasing me.

49. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

50. I was crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, loved, and finally I was alone.

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