Talk about the humor of friends who don't accept gifts

Humor that friends don't accept gifts, talk about genetic modification.

With the popularity of social networks, more and more people like to post stories online and share their attitudes and feelings about life. What kind of conversation is infectious? The following is my humor about not accepting gifts in my circle of friends. Welcome to share.

1. I went to work on Qixi, and no one asked me out without a gift. I think I must be not beautiful enough.

On this special day, who hasn't received a gift in memory?

Don't ask me what my husband gave me on Tanabata. He has always been very distressed by me, afraid that I will lack oxygen and send me air.

There is no one to accompany you on Tanabata, and there is no gift. Be kind to yourself when you are alone.

Tanabata has nothing but an innate loneliness.

6. Today's Tanabata, my shadow accompanied me, with no gifts and nothing.

7. Love is not a vigorous oath, but a dull companionship.

8. Tanabata is not suitable for us. There is no one to accompany us and no gifts. The heart is like a double screen with a Qian Qian knot in it.

9. Is it for the Qixi Festival tomorrow? Although I can't receive gifts! Although it's still single dog ~ but tomorrow will be very happy!

10. There is no one to accompany you on Tanabata, and there is no gift. You are my favorite person, and I won't change my sweet ice cream and chocolate.

1 1. The city is so empty, the memories are so painful, the brows are so heavy, and the thoughts are so strong.

12. I didn't expect to receive a gift today. The weather is very hot, and my heart is cold and cold. The street is very busy, and my back is cold. Alas, isn't this the corner forgotten by love?

13. There is no gift on Tanabata, so it is still effective to make a big meal.

14. Tanabata is coming! What if no one gives a gift? Then prepare a present for myself, so that I will be less sour.

15. Don't ask me how to spend Tanabata, skip it. Tanabata just reminds me that there is no gift for me.

16. There is no one to accompany on Tanabata, and there is no gift. More importantly, get rid of the original novel companionship and understanding.

17. Let me count by hand. On Tanabata this year, I was alone, with no gifts and nothing.

18. I really can't understand my husband. My husband didn't give me a gift on Tanabata, which made me feel very helpless. She will always be like a piece of wood!

19. Tanabata has no gifts or him, only endless loneliness.

20. There is a kind of Tanabata called No Gifts.

2 1. There is no one to accompany me on Tanabata, and there is no gift. It's not my fault to be handsome. It is your own problem that you like me.

22. No, it's a lie. I was disappointed that I didn't receive a gift on my birthday, and I knew that Tanabata was greatly satirized, which really hurt my heart.

23. I don't look forward to Valentine's Day, because I know there are no surprises. I'm not looking forward to Tanabata either, because I know no one will give me a gift.

24. I live a hard life, so will someone confess to me on Tanabata? ! I haven't received a gift for a long time. Well, it doesn't matter if you don't. Anyway, I am used to being alone.

25. Tanabata is not suitable for us, no one to accompany us, no gifts, obviously like you, but also pretend to joke with you and others.

26. Everyone says that I am single, which is very interesting. Isn't everyone the same? Who can have a double body? Even Nezha superhuman powers is just a corpse!

27. What about Tanabata? I didn't get a gift anyway. I haven't received any gifts in the past twenty years. Ha ha ha ha ha ha, continue my lecture tomorrow! ! On the last day of tomorrow, ho ho ho.

28. From last night to this morning, I always woke up in a daze. Today is Tanabata. The gift plan I planned some time ago didn't come true after all. Tears are still dripping. Sad Monday, sad Tanabata.

29. I am unhappy. The shoes I bought today haven't been delivered yet, and I can't get my own Qixi gift.

30. Today is Tanabata. What do you think you are doing?

3 1. Night shift on Tanabata. No gift, no date, I think I must be not beautiful enough.

32. Will no one be happy on the anniversary without gifts?

33. I don't feel like a date. No gifts for Valentine's Day in February, Valentine's Day on May 20th, No gifts for Tanabata, No gifts for birthdays.

34.2 There are no gifts on Tanabata. When love comes, it will go. If it leaves, it will come again. Why worry?

35. If we can't receive gifts from others, we can prepare a gift for ourselves! Instead of waiting to be loved, learn to love yourself! ! !

36. No one gave gifts on Tanabata. My social life is really crowded now.

37. When it's all over, I can't forget the flowers that once bloomed in my dreams when I close my eyes.

38. Talking to my husband about Tanabata, it turns out that everyone is the same, living like an old lady, without any warning, and they are all balanced in an instant. So everyone is the same.

39. No holiday with me, no gifts, nothing.

40. I may have a holiday on Qixi.