Degang Guo's cross talk "You want to toss" lines kneel down.

Guo: Let me introduce the famous crosstalk actor Yu Qian.

Y: I dare not.

K: OK.

Y: really?

Guo: Everywhere, on and off stage, human nature, bah-how nice!

Y: am I okay? This is ...

Guo: What's the matter?

Y: You threw up.

Guo: No, a dragonfly just flew in-can you believe it?

Y: A dragonfly flew in? Fly in and the plane will kill you.

Guo: Why are you so funny with him? The two brothers are on good terms.

Y: there is friendship.

Guo: It is this backstage, including the old and the young, and we have the best relationship.

Y: right.

Guo: Really?

Y: Do you have any friendship?

Guo: We are both apprentices and good friends.

Y: Let's be good friends.

Guo: I may meet someone in the theater on Saturday and Sunday, but I can't see them three or four times a week.

Y: Ah, I'm old enough to see you.

Guo: Said to call: Go for a drink-can you not go?

Y: chatting?

Guo: I went with him, sat there and drank, and drank more. To tell the truth, you drank too much.

Y: I don't drink much.

Guo: Good! All right! !

Y: Are you all right after drinking too much?

Guo: I would rather learn to get drunk than learn to play chess.

What do you mean?

Guo: When you were drinking, you advised your opponent to drink more and play chess. You held back and won, didn't you?

Y: You should be careful.

Guo: The heart is not good.

Y: right.

Guo: Well, every time I drink, I basically have to drink too much. He poured it himself.

Y: Do you really mean it?

K: Come on. . Have a drink. . Let's go . Have a drink and clean this up.

Y: sincere.

Guo: This spring, the fun is getting bigger. We all went out for a drink. On the edge of the North Fourth Ring Road, there is a sheep scorpion, and everyone says that it is good. Go ahead, drink, and it's over when you drink too much-can you say that?

Y: It doesn't matter to you.

Guo: It's leaking wine.

Y: What do you mean by leaking wine?

Guo: After drinking, he will go out to pee.

Y: That's called kidney walking.

Guo: The bathroom is full. Let's go out. It's dark. It is snowing heavily outside. No one was there. He went out and stood on the grass. He zipped up his jacket. Wow, he's finished peeing. He's back. When you come back, say, it's cold outside, and your legs are so flustered-

Y: that's ridiculous.

Guo: Of course, I drank too much.

Y: huh?

Guo: He wants to drive me. I promised to drive me. If I don't drink too much, I dare to let him drive me.

Y: You also drink a lot.

Guo: I'm sitting here. He drove 70 meters. He wants to know why my headlight is broken. Get off and have a look. The cover of the machine was lifted.

Y: Hey, it's all blocked.

Guo: I also advised him that it would dissipate heat quickly.

Y: Is it that cool?

Guo: Hello, brothers. Why are two brothers good? Friendship between people is very important.

Y: yes!

Guo: Many of the audience today are friends, lovers, boyfriends and girlfriends, ordinary friends and good brothers.

Dear friend, we regard you as our friend.

Y: Are they all friends?

Guo: Don't look at us standing on the stage, just like you and me. No matter who is tall or low, no. When you enter this house, whether you are a big entrepreneur, banker, boss, painter, poet, martial artist, queen of any African country or chief of any tribe.

Y: People don't come here.

Guo: No matter where you come from, we are all equal here.

Y: right.

Guo: On the stage, too, we are not famous actors, artists, horns or wrists, but ordinary actors. Even if we are famous actors, we should be equal to you.

Y: that's right.

Guo: Who is taller is lower.

Yu: Food and clothing parents.

Guo: People can live without relatives and friends.

Y: You are right.

Guo: Of course, friends are different from friends.

Y: Is there a difference?

Guo: Some friends are intrigued and use each other.

Y: that's not good.

Guo: I have friends, too. You can eat, you can drink and you can drink. If you say "go for a drink", you can do it.

Y: fair-weather friends.

Guo: Something happened. Something happened to Yu Qian. Yu Qian killed someone and ran away.

Y: what's wrong with me? I killed someone.

Guo: That's what I mean. This friend can't be made.

Y: If something happens, he won't be here.

Guo: As far as the past is concerned, ask friends to grade.

Y: Is there a score?

Guo: Ah, one is expensive and the other is cheap. Friendship exists. When a person dies, friendship will last a lifetime. If a wife walks through a house, she will have the friendship of offering her children.

Y: You have another set here.

Guo: This is learning.

Y: how can I put it?

Guo: Let me tell you something about this.

Y: Tell me about it.

Guo: I used to be a scientist. I specialize in this.

Y: Your research project is still changing.

Guo: Science is very rigorous, you know?

Y: Ah, tell me more about this.

Guo: One is expensive and the other is cheap. Friendship exists.

Y: how do you say this?

Guo: There are two words: husband and wife fly far with birds, and people are proud of virtue.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: The bird follows the husband and wife. I'm just a little sparrow, so big.

Y: birds.

Guo: You are different.

Y: I am.

Guo: You are big birds, husband and wife.

Y: Phoenix.

Guo: Big Phoenix. For example, every bird has to worship the Tathagata in the western heaven. If you go, you'll be in big trouble. Your wings are so wide. Pull and pull. .

Y: fan?

Guo: You are different. The wings of the big phoenix spread out. After three or five times of double checking, you arrived, and you died easily.

Y: I just die brittle.

Guo: What if I want to go? I'm just going with you with a feather on your tail.

Y: I'll follow.

Guo: (looking back at Yu Qian) I didn't bring it today.

Y: No, isn't that a metaphor?

Guo: Birds fly with couples, and people are proud of virtue. People want to be with good people.

Y: with good people.

Guo: How can I be with you?

Y: what's this?

Guo: You are so virtuous.

Y: that's very kind of you.

Guo: You are a good wife and mother.

Y: Where did you get a good wife and mother?

Guo: this is the most basic thing, so there is a friendship between one expensive and one cheap. Alas, this is expensive and cheap. For example.

Y: you said

Guo: What about me? I'm not talking about cross talk.

Y: and you are?

Guo: I am a laid-off worker.

Y: no job.

Guo: The conditions at home are very difficult, and the house where I live is also very difficult. It's riddled with holes. It is fatal to catch up with the rain.

Y: why?

Guo: It's raining outside, it's raining outside, it's raining outside, it's raining outside, sometimes it's too big, so the whole family goes to the Third Ring Road to take shelter.

Y: I haven't heard of it. Has anyone gone outside to take shelter from the rain?

Guo: Did you eat or not?

Y: Will it be over without money?

Guo: My father's leg was hit by a car and the driver ran away. He is bedridden all the year round.

Y: I fell on the bed.

Guo: My daughter-in-law is ill all the year round and can't go to work. The children are waiting to go to school and have no money to pay the tuition. I'm laid off and there's nothing to do at home.

Y: that's too bad.

Guo:/kloc-It snowed heavily in February, and the whole family stayed indoors. Only I have more than one suit, and they are all wrapped in bedding.

Y: ok?

Guo: I counted. There are 12 briquettes on the ground. Nothing is enough.

Y: not enough to burn.

Guo: Young and old, I have to go out and run.

Y: Go and earn money.

Extended data:

"You want to toss" cast:

Degang Guo 1

Degang Guo, male, born in Tianjin, 1973 65438+ 10/8, is a crosstalk performer, a film and television drama actor and a TV talk show host.

65438-0979 devoted himself to the art world, first learning storytelling from Gao Qinghai, a storytelling elder, then learning crosstalk from Chang Baofeng, a famous crosstalk artist, and then learning crosstalk from Hou, a crosstalk master. In the meantime, I studied Peking Opera, Pingju, Hebei Bangzi and other operas, and went to Liyuan for many years.

1996, founded Beijing Deyun Society.

Since 2005, Degang Guo and its Deyun Society have sprung up, which has made the public pay attention to the art category of cross talk again and realized the second revival of cross talk.

In 2006, a special performance of Deyun Society crosstalk was held in the Opera House of the People's Liberation Army, and in the same year, a special performance of Deyun Society crosstalk was held in Tianjin People's Gymnasium, setting a record of 25 consecutive appearances.

In 2008, he gave a special crosstalk performance in the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, becoming the first crosstalk performer to give a solo performance in the Great Hall of the People. ?

In 2009, he participated in the film "The Founding of the People's Republic of China". ?

20 10 hosts "Tonight's Play".

20 1 1 won the honor in new york Times.

20 12 starred in the movie "Cars on the Road" and won the 7th Huading Award "Best Artist Award in Asia" and the China Award for Best Quyi Actor.

In 20 13, he first boarded the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in China. Hosting the Guo program of Jiangsu Satellite TV.

20 14 starred in the movie "the liar"; In the same year, he participated in the suspense movie "Mystery". Stay in the second season as the mentor of I am a comedian.

20 15 Degang Guo directed and starred in the film I want happiness. In the same year, I hosted the program around you. ?

The opening ceremony of "20th Anniversary of Deyun Society" was held in 20 16, and the global crosstalk tour was launched. 2065 438+06-2065 438+09 served as the comedy observer of "Happy Comedian" of Oriental TV for four times.

20 17 12.29, Degang Guo's first talk show network variety show "Yiguohui" is broadcast exclusively on watermelon video and today's headline platform at 8: 00 every Friday night.

On February 6th, 20 18, the comedy film Nineteen Generations of Ancestors directed by Degang Guo was released, which won 1 100 million box office.

2. Yu Qian

Yu Qian, Han nationality, 1969+65438/kloc-0 was born in Beijing on October 24th, and his ancestral home is Lantian, Shaanxi. Crosstalk actor, vice chairman of Beijing Rock Association, ambassador of equestrian promotion for children at Beijing Equestrian Culture Festival.

1982 was admitted to the crosstalk class, where he studied with crosstalk actors Wang Shichen, Luo Rongshou, Gao Fengshan and Zhao Shizhong.

1985 Mr. Shi Fukuan's apprentice. 1995 graduated from the film and television director department of Beijing Film Academy.

In 2000, he began to perform cross talk with Degang Guo, then participated in the TV series 99 1, 200 1 starred in the TV series the ugliest in the world, and then participated in the TV series Sun Yat-sen, 201starred in the movie San Xiao Talented Woman, and 201.

20 16 1 month, participated in the Happy Comedian Season 2 of Oriental TV. In May of the same year, I served as the tutor of Hubei Satellite TV's "I am the third season of comedy madness". /kloc-in June of 0/0, he joined Zhejiang Satellite TV comedy story.