Funny and humorous sentences suitable for friends circle.

First, if life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

Second, others can go to Paris alone when they break up. I can only go to the beef noodle shop downstairs when I break up. I dare not add eggs to a bowl of beef noodles for six yuan.

Third, others don't know whether you are doing well or not, but everyone knows when you are fat.

Fourth, there are two causes of princess disease: ugly or poor. What about the beautiful and rich one? Come on, that's not a disease, that's a princess.

I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

6. You are so beautiful. First of all, you should thank your parents. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful?

I'm so scared when I walk alone at night. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

Eight, girls who don't work hard will set up stalls and shop endlessly in the vegetable market. Hard-working girls, you won't have time to shop, because you can only work overtime and take out some food to visit Taobao!

Nine, you never know how ugly you are unless you confess, and you never know how bad your character is unless you borrow money!

10. Although I am often beaten by my wife, God knows my wife is not an unreasonable person. She always asks my permission before calling. If I say no, she will call me until I agree.

XI。 What is the idea of eating goods? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.