A collection of classic quotations from Xiaosan

Selected edition of Xiao San's classic quotations

1) Sleeping with a married man is more risky than stock trading. But high-profit industries are often risky. The higher the risk, the more worth a try. This is the psychological motivation for mistresses to dare to sleep with married men.

2) Bitch is always a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't afford it.

3) A dog can only be a dog and never become an adult. You'd better give up!

4) Junior three mentally retarded people are willful to others.

5) When one party in marriage becomes the insider of mistress, is it necessary for the other party in marriage to fight for marriage? The city is broken, what can be the outcome of the death battle?

6) You look like a gentle lady. I didn't expect to get into trouble with a man with sexually transmitted diseases. If you had sex with my husband earlier, I would rather give him to you.

7) It is your characteristic! Be careful, sooner or later, there will be a third party. You are not as good as a young lady.

We finally chose you from n candidates. Because you are young, economical and naive, and you only love to despise marriage. All kinds of characteristics make you the best person to do three things. You are so ordinary, but so lucky! Do you think those gifts that touch your heart are expensive?

9) Don't think that just because you have a face of Xifeng, you are fooling around and being a servant of Santai Palace.

10) mistress only wants money, not birthright. This junior never wants to walk with only a little money, they want to take it all. Third, know how to get paid in a limited way, take other people's money and live your own life. The greedy mistress thinks about other people's lives and finally loses her own beautiful life.

The latest edition of Xiao San's classic quotations

1) There are no handsome guys in the world. With high technology, it will come naturally.

2) The third girl flatters the fourth girl in America, and the government has always recognized me.

3) A mistress is a mistress, just like A Dou who can never help others.

4) The fate of mistress, besides betrayal, is extramarital affairs.

My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence? Fuck off, okay?

6) look at the face, the dog will make a detour when it sees it.

7) Although mistresses also worship gold, mistresses are not terrible. Although Xiao San may not seem to worship money, she is the most terrible. Xiaosan is greedy for gold, but he knows the fairness of the transaction. But mistress is insatiable, taking everything she wants and getting nothing, often ending up in various forms of nothingness or self-destruction.

I can't divorce him unless you take care of me. Please please me, maybe I can give you this loser.

9) It's so selfless to wear a low chest and reach in.

10) I'm not interested in you. If you ask me what kind of player you are, I will not hesitate to tell you that you are nothing, you pug.

1 1) Play mahjong with your big die and bring a game of military chess.

12) It was time that changed us, and it was mistress who changed our love.

13) What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

14) bitches will always be bitches. Even in times of economic crisis, it should not be expensive.

15) I'm not a straw boat, and you bitch don't have to keep sending it to me!

16) From the moment you put on a cute face, you know that your mother didn't educate you well. You'd better put it back in your mother's stomach, and then let your mother educate you well so as not to pollute the eyes of the public.

17) Before I met you, my world was black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

18) describe your life with your pencil B.

Was your father possessed by Ma Yu or from the Stone Age?

20) I laughed, the hostess can straighten herself, and the devil can grow angel wings.

Hot Edition of Little Three Classic Quotations

1) representative figure of charm: Master Kong, thousands of people soak it every day.

2) You are the necessary raw material to destroy the universe, and even the orcs despise your orcs.

3) I think at first, when it was your turn, Nu Wa accidentally sneezed.

4) playing with feelings? Being a mistress? Destroy others' feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically.

5) You pretend there are five people and six people, which is quite like that. In fact, your mind is full of children!

6) I am proud of my flat chest, and I save cloth for my country.

7) Everything is going up, that is, people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

8) Everything I can't let go is because I can't have it.

9) Jiangshan is so charming and San Xiao is so coquettish.

10) Only the dog's nose is the cleverest, so your dog has degenerated!

1 1) If you want me to divorce him, you can pay off the X million gambling debts he owes first. I can't leave in a few days. Unless you see that he has no burden.

12) No matter how brilliant the marriage before the third takeover is, the marriage after the third takeover is always somewhat bleak. Because the process of proposing marriage is the process of turning stone into gold. Therefore, after the third child gets married, there is a high probability of active divorce. What you are looking for is gold, but what you throw away is stone.

13) What your parents taught you is really good. You crossed the line.

14) men have gold under their knees, and my feet have hair under their knees.

15) I locked her and her memory in the old city. They couldn't get out and others couldn't get in.

16) You are just a remainder in the division formula. No matter how perfect the accessories are, they can't compare with the original ones. Besides, your accessories are just a defective product.

17) many married men regard sleeping with unmarried women as their ultimate goal, and the rest is how to solve the trouble, stick a war-free card or fight a protracted war of attrition.

18) act young's hair loss doesn't change that you are an old lady.

19) How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

20) Are you a man? You'd better rinse your mouth in the cesspit!

2 1) Enter this house if you want. Ask his parents first! Then come back and make a decision! By the way, his parents are in hospital now. You'd better take some clothes to take care of them for a few days. Thank you very much

22) Do you know how to write shame? You lost 18 generations of ancestors.

23) Put Lao Zi in a correct position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

24) You can roll to the horizon and bang, all the animals and plants in the world have committed suicide!

25) You don't even look at who I am. If you dare to be arrogant with me, I'll throw you into my pigsty.

26) Since being a mistress must be shameless, ugliness will become a habit.

27) The problem of men being dumped and money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?

28) Have you ever been kicked in the head by a donkey, squeezed by a door, caught by a scallop, or farted?

Didn't he tell you what his sons would do after I divorced him? Is it me or you?

30) After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens.

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