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The pleasure of fishing and eating fish.

When I first arrived at the new factory, I noticed that there were many fish in the ditch next to the factory, just some African crucian carp and local crucian carp. On May 10, the rainstorm began and the water in the ditch rose and fell. I don't know who saw a few big fish in the water after the water receded. After shouting a few times, it caught the attention of Boss Chen and He Finance. I immediately asked Lao Gao to buy a "long cage" with the security guard in the ditch. The harvest was not very good that day. The next night, I caught two two kilograms of bearded catfish and some yellow-boned Taiwanese fish, about a dozen. Take them to the hotel for processing and eating after work at night, and there are plenty of fish left. I didn't expect how there were so many bearded catfish and yellow bone platforms in this ditch. This is my fishing passion. I want to catch some fish for everyone to see.

I rested at noon and found a big rotten bamboo. I split the upper section with a kitchen knife, cut it into thin strips the thickness of chopsticks, woven it into a trumpet shape with iron wire, and punched holes in the tail section. This is the most primitive fishing tool "Tongguan". I just know that the bamboo is rotten, and a few pieces are broken, and the nozzle can't hold much. I'm not satisfied. The workmates have never seen such a fishing tool, making fun of me and not believing that I can catch fish.

I put the "psychic barrel" in the ditch and watched it several times before I caught a crucian carp less than half a catty. The next day I only caught a crucian carp. People laugh at me. I can only catch one a day. Just put down the "long cage". Working overtime at night, we talked about eating fish, Asher told me; "If you move Mr. Chen's induction cooker at night, you can eat the fish in the bucket. It is enough to eat slowly at night." I moved the induction cooker after work, but fortunately there was oil and soy sauce. There is salt in the canteen. Drink the crucian carp I caught myself as soup.

It rained heavily at night and my "psychic bucket" ran away. I'm very disappointed. After nine o'clock, I took two catties of three fish from Boss Chen's refrigerator and caught three live fish in a big barrel, weighing more than one catty. I fried two pots. Yes, Lao Gao, Lao Cui, Lao Dai and Lao Monday are invited to have dinner together. When the older generation came, they took out dozens of dollars and told Lao Gao to go to Torch Road to buy beer. Lao Gao will be back in about half an hour. Five bottles of beer and two bottles of iced tea. Lao Zhou didn't eat our food, so he took a bottle of iced tea. Lao Gao only drinks beer without eating fish, while Lao Cui only eats fish without drinking. I had a good time eating fish and drinking with the older generation, talking and laughing. Just drank a bottle of beer, ate and drank for more than an hour, and then dispersed.

It starts and stops when it rains heavily. When it rains, it is a rainstorm, and the ditch water still rises and falls from time to time. The harvest of Lao Gao is still great. After lunch break, I found a long bamboo, sawed the thinner one into a clothesline, sawed the thicker one into two sections, made two "barrels" and put them into the ditch at once. After working for a while, I went out and stood on the embankment to see the situation of "channeling barrels". As if I had entered the fish, I jumped into the ditch and picked up the "psychic bucket" to have a look. The others look amazing. I want to see how my "psychic" is done, and I also caught a big crucian carp. I watch it once an hour, and every time I fail. There is a big fish at a time and two small fish at a time. Even boss Chen excitedly asked me how many fish I caught every day.

Later, I also came out several times and caught some bearded catfish (see photo). So far, dozens of pounds of fish have been caught in this ditch. There were too many fish, so I stopped fishing. I sent some big fish to my workmates and cooked Boss Chen and Lao Gao's fish for more than ten days every day. It's cheap, Lao Cui. She doesn't even help for free. I ate the dried salted fish in boss Chen's refrigerator in a few days.