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The end of the teahouse?
Problem description:
Mr. Lao She's teahouse. .
What is the ending? . .
Want to be more detailed. .
Thank you. .
Analysis:
Wang Lifa, how do you know? Huang San Road is easy to mess with? Kang Shunzi, what I don't trust is still something strong! only
If word gets out, everyone will be finished! That's worse than smashing a teahouse!
Aunt Wang Dashuan, go! I'll take you! Dad, can I take her?
Wang Lifa, um-
Aunt Zhou Xiuhua has been suffering here for many years and has helped us a lot. Shouldn't she send it?
Wang Lifa, I didn't say I wouldn't let him send it! Send! Send!
Aunt Wang Dashuan, wait, I'll get a dress. (2) Zhou Xiuhua dad, what's wrong with you?
Wang Lifa, don't ask me anything, I'm a mess! I've never been so confused in my life! Daughter-in-law, you go with your aunt first, I
Tell the boss to chase you! Aunt, if you can't do it outside, give it back to me
Mrs. Zhou Xiuhua, this will always be your home! Wang Lifa, but who knows, maybe ... Kang Shunzi, neither have I.
I will forget you! Old shopkeeper, you are hard and bright! (with Zhou Xiuhua)
Wang Lifa (sent two steps, stopped) hard clear? [Xie Yong Renhe Yu Houzhai came in.
Xie Yongren (look at the wall, put the tea money on the table first), grandpa, make a pot. (Sit down)
Wang Lifa (collect money first) OK.
Yu Houzhai Yongren, I'm afraid this is the last time we sit in a teahouse. I will come here often after Xie Yongren. I will.
Change careers and take three rounds! Riding three rounds in the backyard is definitely better than being a primary school teacher! Xie Yongren, I just teach PE.
I'm hungry, my classmates are hungry, and I want to exercise. Isn't this a joke?
[Wang Xiaohua ran into the room.
Wang Lifa Xiaohua, why did you finish school so early? Teacher Wang Xiaohua * * *! (See Yu Houzhai and Xie.
Yongren) Teacher Yu, Teacher Xie! You didn't go to school, so you won't teach us? Teach us! Can't see the teacher, follow
The students are crying! We had a meeting and agreed that we should behave ourselves in the future and not make the teacher angry! Yuhouzhai
Xiaohua! The teacher doesn't want to delay your class. However, how can we teach without food? So is our family.
If you have children, isn't it unfair to starve your own children to teach others' children? Good boy, don't worry, drink up.
Tea, let's have a meeting and maybe come up with something!
Xie Yongren study hard at home, don't run around, Xiaohua! Wang Dashuan came out from behind with a small bag.
Dad Wang Xiaohua, these are my two teachers!
Teacher Wang Dashuan, let's go! They ambushed the mob! Who is Wang Lifa?
Wang Dashuan, Xiao Er Dezi! He just went out and came back! Mr. Wang Lifa, Mr. Wang Lifa, return the tea money, (pass the money)
Please. Come on! Wang Dashuan, come with me!
[Xiao self-reward.
There is a * * on the street of Xiaoerdezi, and you can't buy anything! Brother Dashuan, where are you going? Who are these two people?
Wang Dashuan drinks tea! (taking the back house and Xie Yongren out) Xiao Erdezi, stop! (Three people still leave) Why?
What? Disobedient? Hit it first! Wang Lifa's second son!
Xiao Er Dezi (boxing is out) Try this!
Xie Yongren (lip service) Try this! Little Delko. Ouch! (downward)
Wang Xiaohua should! Yes!
Xie Yongren, get up and fight again!
Xiao erdezi (gets up and covers his face) drinks! Drink it! (Step back) Drink! Wang Dashuan, go! (Pull two people down)
Xiao erdezi (angry) Old shopkeeper, wait, you let them go, and I'll settle accounts with you later! Fight no
Can't you beat them, you bad old man? (below)
Grandpa Wang Xiaohua, grandpa! Did Xiaoerdezi go after the teacher? That's great!
Wang Lifa, he dare not! I've met many passers-by, all of whom are weak and afraid of bullying! Wang Xiaohua, if he calls back,
What about you?
Wang Li sent it to me? Grandpa will put in a good word.
Wang Xiaohua, what did Dad do?
Wang Li sent it out for a while, don't worry! Go and study in the back, be good! Teachers in Wang Xiaohua don't suffer.
Oh, I really don't trust! (Below) [Ding Bao runs in.
Ding Bao old shopkeeper, old shopkeeper! Let me tell you something! Wang Lifa, tell me, girl!
Ding Bao Xiao Liu has a pockmarked face. He has no good intentions. He wants to occupy this teahouse! How did Wang Lifa occupy it? this
Is the broken teahouse worth their occupation? Ding Bao, they will come later. I don't have time to elaborate. Give me an idea! king
Miss lifa, I thank you!
Ding Bao, I came to tell you with good intentions, but you can't sell me! Miss Wang Lifa, I'm not confused yet.
Yes! Don't worry! Hello, Ding Bao! See you later! (below)
[Zhou Xiuhua is back.
Zhou Xiuhua's father, they left.
Wang Lifa is good!
Zhou Xiuhua Xiaohua's father said, don't worry, he will come back as soon as he arrives. Wang Li can't send it back.
Let him do it!
Zhou Xiuhua, dad, what's wrong with you? Why are you so unhappy? Wang Lifa is fine! Nothing! Go and see the flowers. she
Don't you want to eat hot noodle soup? If there are any noodles, make her a bowl. The poor child can't eat anything!
Zhou Xiuhua has no white face at all! Let me see, make her some noodle soup! (below)
[Tang Xiao's iron mouth is back.
Tang Wang Zhang Gui Jr., do you agree?
Wang Lifa will definitely give you a reply at night!
Wang Zhanggui, Tang Xiao's iron mouth, you said that my father had been drinking tea for nothing all his life, so I'll give you a few words to save my life instead.
Let him pay the bill. I tell you, Huang San Road is worse now than when the Japanese were here. It is better to smash the casserole than to smash your teahouse.
Relax. Don't be too careless!
Wang Lifa, I know! You can not only buy mine, but also show your achievements to the queen! Right?
Song Enzi and Xiao Wu Xiangzi came in, both wearing new clothes. Little Tang Tiezui, are you busy enough today?
Song Enzi is busy! The teacher is making trouble! Wang Lifa twice, "* * *" changed its name, called "violence".
Move " What happened to Tang Xiao's iron mouth?
Can Xiao Wu Xiangzi and others go to heaven? Up to now, more than 100 people have been arrested and more than 70 people have been beaten.
Tell them to do the opposite! Song Enzi is so ungrateful! They are honest, and America will send rice and white flour!
Tang Xiao's iron mouth is! Second, there are rice and white flour, don't forget me! Show feng shui to everyone's graves in the future,
I will do my duty! All right! Get busy, two! (below)
Xiangzi Xiao Wu, you just asked, "* * *" was changed to "riot"? Wang Zhanggui! Wang Lifa is old, no.
Know something new, ask! Song Enzi: Hum! You are just like them! Wang Li sent it to me? You flatter me!
Xiangzi Xiao Wu, we are too busy to waste time with you. Just say it! Wang Lifa, what's the point?
Teacher Song Enzi made trouble, and there must be someone behind it! Who is Wang Lifa?
Xiangzi Xiao Wu, who came last night?
Wang Lifa Kangdali!
Song Enzi is him! You hand him over! Wang Lifa, if I know who he is, I can still follow him.
Why don't you tell me? How many years have I dealt with your father, and I still don't understand this? Xiangzi Xiao Wu, don't shoot with us.
Old-fashioned, really Does Wang Lifa pay people or take money?
Song Enzi, you are really taught by my father! By the way, take out your gold bars if you don't pay them! no
All the shops opened and fell down. After all these years, you must have some knowledge!
[Xiao Er Dezi hurried over.
Xiaoerdezi, go! There are not enough people in the street! Come on, Xiangzi Xiao Wu, what's it to you?
I'm not idle. Look, my face is swollen! Song Enzi is manned. We'll be right back. You are in charge.
Meaning! Isn't Wang Lifa afraid that I will run away?
Xiao Wu Xiangzi Lao Bangzi, you are so funny! You escape to the underworld, and we'll get you back! (playing the king
Send a palm, with Song Enzi and Xiao Er Dezi)
Wang Lifa (calls back) Xiaohua! Xiaohua's mother! I heard that Zhou Xiuhua (ran away with Wang Xiaohua)!
What are we doing? Wang Lifa, let's go! Catch up with mother kang! Come on!
Wang Xiaohua, I'll get my schoolbag! (below)
Zhou Xiuhua takes two clothes, Xiaohua! Dad, what if you are alone? Wang Lifa, this is my teahouse.
I was born here and died here! Wang Xiaohua ran back with something in his bag. Zhou Xiuhua, dad!
Grandpa Wang Xiaohua!
Don't feel sorry for Wang Li. Go (take out all the money and an old photo from your arms), daughter-in-law, take this money.
Xiaohua, take this, a photo of the old Yutai 30 years ago, and give it to your father! Let's go! [Pockmarked Liu came back with it.
Xiao Liu pockmarked floret, teacher * * *, do you live in grandma's house? Wang Xiaohua, yes!
Daughter-in-law Wang Lifa (pretending), come back quickly! Zhou Xiuhua's father, we will be back in two days! (with Wang Xiao
Pockmarked Liu, good news! Director Shen approved my plan! Wang Lifa was overjoyed, overjoyed!
Xiao Liu's face lit up, and the director also approved the repair of this teahouse! As soon as I said it, the director agreed! He is getting old. "
Good "is called" Artemisia ",which has a foreign flavor!
What happened to Wang Lifa?
Pockmarked Liu, you can rest assured from now on! I'm in charge here. You move out! I'll tell you first, so it goes without saying.
You will trouble me in the future!
Wang Lifa, that's impossible! As it happens, I'm thinking about moving. Ding Bao Xiao Liu, how many years has the old shopkeeper been here?
Won't you take care of him a little?
Pockmarked Liu, look! I always do things honestly! Wang Zhanggui, I'll take the director and tell him to look at this place. you
Clean this place up! Xiao Dingbao, you are narrow-minded, meet the director! Bring some perfume, give it a good spray,
It stinks in here Let's go (With Ding Bao) Wang Lifa is good! Very good! Great! Hahaha!
Grandpa four often comes in with a small basket. There are some notes and peanuts in it. Although he is over seventy years old, his back is still not very good.
Bend over.
Grandpa Chang, what's so good, old friend!
Wang Lifa Ouch! Brother Chang! I just want to talk to people like you!
I'm going to make a pot of top-class tea. Let's have a drink! (to make tea) [Qin comes in. He's old,
Clothes are worn out, too Is Qin there?
Master Chang is here! You are ... Qin Zhongyi. My surname is Qin.
Master Chang and Master Qin.
Wang Lifa (tea) Who? Master Qin? I just want to tell you that there is a great improvement here! Sit down! Sit down!
Grandpa Chang, I have some peanuts here. Drinking tea and eating peanuts is really fun!
Qin but who can chew it?
Wang Lifa, look how amazing. Peanuts are easy to take, but you can't chew them all! How ridiculous! What's the matter? Qiner
Master! (All sit down) Qin people ignore me. I'll tell you something: I went to Tianjin. Look at me.
Our factory!
Didn't Wang Lifa confiscate it? Back to the original owner? This is a happy event! Qin ripped the handle off!
Master Chang
Wang Lifa dismantled it?
Qin ripped the handle off! I've worked hard for forty years, so tear it down! No one else knows, Wang Zhanggui. You know: I started at the age of twenty.
Since he was a teenager, he advocated saving the country by industry. So far ... take my factory for example, well, my strength is small, but they can't do it!
Very easy to handle, it is the cause of enriching the country and enriching the people! As a result, the machine was dismantled and sold as scrap iron! all one's life
The world, the world can find such a * * * can't find it? Let me ask you something! Wang Lifa, at the beginning, I opened a good apartment. What about you?
You must build a warehouse. Look, the warehouse is closed, and they are told to steal all the goods! At first, I advised you not to sell all your property. you
I have to sell it all and start a factory!
Master Chang, remember? When I gave the little girl's daughter-in-law a bowl of noodles to eat, you said something sarcastic.
Qin, now I understand! Wang Zhanggui, please do something: (Take out one or two small machine parts and a piece of steel.
The factory has been demolished, and this is a little thing I picked up from there. This pen is engraved with my name, and it knows,
How many checks have I signed and how many plans have I written with it. I'll give them to you, and you can drink them when you are free.
Tea people treat it as a joke. You said: At the beginning, there was such an ungrateful Qin man who loved to run industry. do
Decades later, he only picked up such little things from the mound of the factory! You should advise everyone that if you have money, you should
You want to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, but don't do good! Tell them that some people in Qin didn't understand this truth until they were in their seventies.
The truth! He is a born fool!
Wang Lifa, take this pen by yourself. I'm moving soon! Where is Grandpa Chang moving to?
What's the difference between Wang Lifa? Master Qin, Master Chang, I'm not like you. Master Qin is rich and has a big heart.
Trees can catch the wind! Grandpa four, you are not to be outdone all your life. You have been aggressive and committed to fighting an injustice. As for me, I have worked all my life.
Gentle people, greet everyone and bow. I only hope that the children will succeed, not be frozen or hungry, and not get into trouble.
Not sick! However, the Japanese came, the second embolus escaped, and the wife missed her son so much! It's simple, the Japanese are gone,
Is it time to catch my breath? Who knows, (smirking) hahahahahaha!
Grandpa Chang, I'm no better than you! Self-reliance and conscience have worked all my life, and I have accomplished nothing! More than seventy
Well, I can only sell peanuts in the end! What is an individual? I hope, I hope, I just hope this country looks like a country without foreigners.
Bullying, but ... haha!
The Japanese in Qin are all here. If they talk about cooperation, they will cooperate with my factory. Our * * * is back.
After that, the factory did not turn to reverse production. How many goods are there in the warehouse? It's all over! And the bank number,
People forcibly added official shares, and the official shares came in and I came out! Ha ha!
Wang Lifa has made progress, and I have never forgotten the progress and refused to lag behind others. You can't sell tea. Open an apartment. public
No more, add a storytelling! Storytelling is not a box office. Well, I'm not afraid of losing face, and I want to add a waitress! People have to live, right? I
I have tried my best, but only to survive! Yes, if I should bribe, I will hand over my luggage. I didn't do anything wrong,
Why don't you let me live when it hurts heaven and earth? Who have I offended? Who is it? Your majesty, those dogs, men and women are alive.
It's delicious, but I'm not allowed to eat Wowotou. Whose idea was this?
Grandpa Chang hopes, hopes, only hopes that everyone will be reasonable and no one will bully anyone! However, watching an old friend.
One of them either starved to death or was killed. Even if there are tears, they can't flow out! Master Song, my friend,
I'm starving, even the coffin was made by me! He also had a friend like me and gave him a mouthful of four boards.
Coffin; What about myself? I love our country, but who loves me? Look, (takes out some paper money from the basket) meet.
I just took some paper money for the funeral. There is no shroud and coffin, so I have to prepare some paper money for myself, haha.
Ha ha!
Grandpa Qin, let's pay homage to ourselves and scatter paper money. Let's put it on three old men!
Wang Lifa is right! Grandpa four, shout according to the rules of the old man's funeral! Master Chang (stands up and shouts) has four horns.
With my husband, my family rewards 120 yuan! (throwing some paper money)
Qin
Wang Lifa hangs one hundred and twenty!
Qin (one in each hand) I have nothing more to say. Goodbye! Goodbye, Wang Lifa!
Grandpa Chang will give you another bowl! Goodbye! Goodbye, Wang Lifa!
[Ding Bao narrow-minded again.
Ding Bao, they're here, Grandpa! (spraying perfume into the house) Wang Lifa is fine. I'll get out of the way when they come! (
Pick up the paper money and walk back) narrow-minded old man, why are you throwing paper money?
Wang Lifa, who knows! (below)
[Pockmarked Liu comes in.
Pockmarked Liu is here! Stand on both sides!
[Ding Bao narrow-minded standing in the door.
944 The Complete Works of Lao She 1 1 Volume Thirty or forty years ago, thirty or forty people sat at the funeral of the rich in Beijing.
864 people carry coffins, which is also called wrangling. Four other porters followed in four corners with flags. The porters must change shifts.
Pay attention to the flag and advance and retreat in an orderly manner; Class one is also called a group. When carrying a pole for sacrifice on the road, the pole head must shout "more money"-
-My family or aunt rewarded the bartender. Currency increment must be exaggerated. When calling for more money, someone threw paper money.
A car stopped outside the door and two gendarmes came in first. Director Shen came in, dressed in casual clothes; High boots with spurs;
Take a little whip. Followed by two military police.
Director Shen (likes to comment, watch, be narrow-minded, and let me know after reading one) Good (Artemisia)!
[Ding Bao put on a chair and asked Director Shen to sit down.
Xiao Liu wrote a report to the director. Old Yutai has been in business for more than 60 years. Ninetowns are famous for their geographical location. With this ancient word,
, as a stronghold of ours, will be successful! I'm going to sell tea as usual, and I'll send Xiao Dingbao and narrow-minded as hosts.
I will definitely get a lot of information by seeing all kinds of people here!
Hello, director Shen (Artemisia)!
[Ding Bao took the camel brand cigarette from the gendarmerie and handed it to them; Carefully pick up the lighter and light it.
There used to be a warehouse behind pockmarked Xiao Liu. The goods have been handled by the director and are now empty. I'll fix it,
There is a small ballroom in the middle, and several bedrooms are arranged on both sides, all of which have sanitary facilities. When the director is free, he can dance.
Playing cards and drinking coffee. It is getting late. Stay if you like. This is even the director's personal small club, by
My management must be more free and easy, more convenient and more lively than in a mansion!
Hello, director Shen (Artemisia)!
Director Ding Bao, may I ask for instructions?
Hello, director Shen (Artemisia)!
The old shopkeeper in Ding Bao is very poor. Can you make him a uniform and tell him to watch the door and greet the distinguished guests?
Children get on and off? He has been here for decades, and everyone knows him. It can be regarded as the trademark of the elderly! Hello, Director Shen.
(Artemisia)! Pass the ball
Xiao Liu's face is pockmarked! (Running back) Wang Zhanggui! Old shopkeeper! My father's old friend, grandpa! (Enter. get through
I ran back later) to report to the director that he didn't hang himself!
Hello, director Shen (Artemisia)! Good (Artemisia)!
-The curtain falls, and the whole scene is over
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