Talk about expressing your own heart and teasing others' hearts.

1, "Please shut your mouth." Why? "Because I can kiss it at any time.

2. "Do you know the difference between you and a pig?" "I don't know." It's in the circle. You are in my heart.

3. "Shall we have a drink?" What to drink? Our Wedding Banquet.

4. "There are seven days in a week. Guess which one I like best? " I don't know "being with you every day!

5. "Since I met you, I have stopped complaining about life." "Why?" "Because I want to hug you.

6. "You are like a camera." Why do you say that? "I can't help laughing at the sight of you.

7. "Forget that ridiculous young man. Be an invincible beauty without being disturbed. Eat, drink and sleep. Don't stay up late.

Talk about a boy's heart

8. "I envy you a little." Envy me for what? "I envy that I like you"

9. "What do you think it feels like to like someone?" "At first glance, the heart is happy. I can't think of love, but it still hurts for a long time.

10, "Do you want to go this way?" In what way? "This road is called the rest of my life."

1 1. Your heart is the birthplace of my life. You want me to forget you unless you ruin my life.

12, "Do you have a lighter?" "Then how did you light up my heart?"

13, "Your lips are cracked." I didn't wear lipstick today. "I have lipstick on my lips.

14, "I gradually found that you can easily capture my heart, and I like a child, willingly fascinated by you.

Talk about what is suitable for heartbeat.

15, "Why are you looking at me?" "Because you look good, baby.

16, "I think you are particularly annoying." What do I hate? "Lovely, never tire of watching.

17, "Have you gained weight recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why, my heart is getting heavier and heavier.

18, I hate heaven, I hate fate, don't let us meet decades earlier! However, do you feel that life is too short, decades have passed, and sooner or later it will be different? This moment in front of us, if fully enjoyed, is eternal. It's a pity

19, "Look in the mirror." See if your boyfriend is handsome? "

20. "Some people like * * *. They are addicted and can't quit.

2 1, "I'm afraid of you." Why? "Because I'm afraid of my wife.

Talk about teasing others' hearts.

22. "I cheated you." I love you more today than yesterday.

23. "You don't cook for me." "I have no strength to flirt with you.

24. "Good things like to share", but better things like to keep "like you"

25. "Can I buy insurance from you?" "What insurance?" I'm the only one in your heart.

26. "Go out, go downstairs, turn right and walk for one kilometer." Then, "Be there or be square at the Civil Affairs Bureau"

Your heart is the birthplace of my life. You want me to forget you unless you ruin my life.

28. "Give me your hand." What are you doing? "I want to know what it's like to have a girlfriend.

Talk about expressing your heart.

29. "I don't know. I just woke up one day and saw people around me, men and women, and I knew I was hopeless.

30. "Do you know why mosquitoes bite me instead of you?" "Because you are cuter than me." "Only I can taste your sweetness.

3 1, "How much do you like me?" All the tigers in the world's forests melt into butter.

32. "I have no faith." To me, you are more important than faith.

33. "You don't cherish me now. I'll tell you how this village is' healthy', and I'll wait for you in the next village. "

I saw a handsome man today. I like him very much. " Where is he? ""In my eyes.

35. "I want to throw you into the desert." "Why?" Fuck you.