Continue to write the ending of Kong Yiji 150 words.

Kong Yiji died of wound infection and typhoid fever in the street soon after he left Xianheng Hotel.

Kong Yiji came to the underworld, and his hobby is still the same, and he is famous far and wide. This happens to be the same as that unpleasant smell. Therefore, the terrifying regarded him as a confidant and made him the presiding judge.

Soon, Juren also came to the underworld, and Yan asked him to be Kong Yiji's secretary. Of course, the minister who was born as a juren looked down on the judge who had never been to school, and there was often contempt in his words and deeds, which made Kong's adult very unhappy.

On this day, Hu, the butcher who killed pigs all over the world, died, and Yan gave it to Kong Yiji. In court, butcher Hu thought he was his father-in-law, and when he saw his son-in-law, he was very dissatisfied with Kong Yiji's question. "pa!" Kong Yiji clapped his hands in amazement and shouted, "Bold butcher! If you don't do good deeds for the dead and kill countless people, you should go to eighteen hell according to the law! "

"Wrong," Jin Fan immediately stood up to protest and reminded him, "My Lord, this man is my father-in-law. Please be merciful! " Kong Yiji was stupefied, then said, "The prince broke the law and was guilty of the same crime as Shu Ren. I'm waiting for a scholar. How can I bend the law? ! "Fan4 jin4 see Kong Yiji is not good to discuss, so we have to send someone to ask him to open a private school in the underworld" the kindest brother "Xiangshen Zhang to intercede for him.

Xiangshen Zhang met Kong Yiji and Jin Fan. After listening to the story, he thought: although I had a friendship with Jin Fan, after all, he was just a small secretary and was not liked by Master Kong; But Kong Zhu is a judge today and a favorite of Yan, so he naturally knows who is right and who is wrong. Then he said, "Confucius judged the case impartially. He is really a treasure of the underworld. How dare we criticize him! ? "Jin Fan was disappointed and left angrily.

The next day, the hell posted a notice: it was found out that Hu made a living by killing pigs, causing countless injuries and committing heinous crimes, and he was sentenced to eighteen floors of hell. Jin Fan took bribes before his death (as evidenced by five hundred and twenty pieces of silver and three houses), which was beneath the scholar's status. He was sentenced to be removed from his post as a secretary and sent to a ghost town for labor reform.

Then there was a gossip that Xiangshen Zhang was officially appointed as the judge's secretary because of his merits.

(9) Mount Kong Yiji.

In recent years, the quality of the Chinese Department of Luzhen Teachers College has declined. In a random test by the Ministry of Education, 80% of the students didn't distinguish the words "already", and the dean was quite anxious. The Dean suggested that Kong Yiji should be the head of the Chinese teaching and research group. When this proposal came out, everyone in the Senate applauded. So, Kong Yiji took office that day.

Mr. Kong has been fooling around for many years and can't afford four coppers to drink at the counter of Xianheng Hotel. Naturally, he worked very hard this time.

Heaven rewards diligence. On the second day of Mr. Kong's appointment, all the teachers and students have been able to skillfully distinguish the word "one of their own". A week later, I learned four ways to write the word "Hui". A month later, "How much is it? Not much! " It has become the symbolic language of teachers and students in China. For a time, the whole department was: everyone shook their heads and opened their mouths; Everyone holds a fist, and the words follow. Antique reappearance, quite distinctive. By the beginning of next semester, the hospital has received about 200 applications to transfer to the Chinese Department. The dean is proud to see the school full of vitality. It is decided that regardless of gender, each person will be given a gown as a school uniform.

Mr. Kong's coming out of the mountain has created many new growth points for Luzhen's economy. First, the sales of yellow rice wine increased greatly. And they all stand at the counter, don't occupy the table, and don't need miss service. The profit is considerable. Secondly, bookstores in the town, large and small, posted notices in conspicuous places in their stores: "Stealing books is also stealing!" At the same time, the bookstore hired a large number of security guards, which completely solved the employment problem. Every weekend, the town is full of young people in long gowns, which is really nice.

By graduation, all the students have been booked out. The reservation is a restaurant with Zhejiang famous brand. Slim boys are particularly popular, and boys who drink too much are more popular. The hospital immediately decided to double the enrollment of Chinese department and reduce the enrollment of other departments by 50% in the coming year. In terms of enrollment methods, interviews and drinking have been added. At the same time, it was decided: immediately sort out the relevant information of Mr. Kong and declare the title of professor; Reward a set of Jianhu scenic villa; The monthly salary is adjusted from 5000 yuan to 8000 yuan.

At this time, Kong Yiji is signing an image spokesperson contract with Xianheng Hotel Group. Annual salary of 200,000; Yellow rice wine can be drunk in unlimited quantities, free for life; High-quality fennel beans are included in wine and can be taken out for dinner at will.

(X) Postscript of Kong Yiji: Look at the descendants of the Confucius family.

1

People in Luzhen thought Kong Yiji was dead. In fact, that year, he just ran outside to avoid carrying nineteen pence. In the late 1960s, he returned to Luzhen, bringing back a child, because the sport that everyone knows all over the world couldn't get along outside. When he first came back, people in Luzhen often laughed at him: "Where did you pick up that boy?" Kong Yiji still opened his eyes and said, "Don't defile my innocence like this ..." "Hehe, what's innocent? Why don't you bring that woman back and clear her? " "She ... well, I won't talk to you."

People in Luzhen have never seen a woman in Kong Yiji until now, but in Zhenkou, you can often see Kong Yiji sitting in a hotel drinking, but he didn't go to Xianheng Hotel. This is not for fear that people will laugh at him and add new scars to his face, nor is it for fear that people will ask for his nineteen pence. A few years ago, people borrowed his words and opened a hotel opposite Xianxiang Hotel. Now it's a restaurant, on condition that he sits at the door and eats that big bowl of fennel beans and yellow wine every day. By the end of the month, the restaurant owner had to give him a big tip.

In this way, Kong Yiji gradually became rich with the prosperity of restaurants. He just eats fennel beans and wine provided by the restaurant every day and is always half drunk. Sometimes when he is drunk, he talks about his woman, and when he is proud, he praises his son who has been away for many years.

2

No one expected that the financial turmoil in Southeast Asia would spread to the small town of Shandong. Kong Yiji's proud son Kong Wushi returned to Luzhen at this time. Some people say that he came back from his mother, and he himself said that he came back from abroad, but one thing is certain: he came back from the south.

Kong Wu, in a suit and tie, would come to this restaurant to call Kong Yiji back when he was eating, sometimes as an excuse to help his drunken father go home. Whenever this happens, the restaurant owner always asks him to sit down and have dinner with Kong Yiji. After dinner, he often talks with his boss about the decoration of the restaurant, how to decorate it here and what color to paint there. Because of face, restaurant owners always smile and say, "Yes, yes."

Kong Wushi waved his hand with a label on his sleeve and a button on his cuff and said, "You're welcome. Like me, I don't have any friends. You can count on me if you want to open a restaurant in Beijing or Shanghai in the future. "

"Thank you."

"Thank you! You know my father's handwriting is very good, right? Hehe, I'm not bragging. My handwriting is much better than my dad's and bigger than his! How about it, or I'll give you a shop plaque. "

The boss looked at several scribbled plaques hanging on his head and showed a smile on his face.

"Don't bother, don't ..." Before the words were exported, Kong Wu had jumped out of the door with a "ha ha". At this time, he will no longer care about his father who drank wine.

Dad doesn't have to worry about him, but he goes to the restaurant more and more times. When he came, he assumed a second-in-command posture and shouted at the hotel. After a long time, the owner of the restaurant seldom saw him again. Kong Yiji is still chewing fennel and drinking the wine left in the bowl.

One day, Kong Yiji, who never lost his temper, quarreled with his proud son in the hall for a handful of fennel beans, and the boss came out of nowhere. Kong Wu's eyes were red with anxiety and he whispered, "What's the matter, little brother?"

"Hum, not just a handful of fennel beans! I can't eat anything. "

"Brother, haven't you eaten yet? Come and sit down, fry two dishes and eat slowly. "

three

Kong Wu seems to smell something. As long as you want to eat, take it out on his father Kong Yiji.

Later, this trick didn't work, but Kong Yiji was not as drunk as Kong Yiji and was full of comfort, pestering Kong Yiji in the hotel for several days. Many tourists who come to see Kong Yiji are afraid to sit down and eat. Some tourists who sit down really don't like it. They got up and advised him, "Little comrade, how can you quarrel with your father? You are unfilial, you know? "

"What filial piety, do you know what is filial piety? Isn't there a knife in the middle of filial piety? This calls him heartless. What filial piety do I need? " A complete rascal makes people shake their heads and sigh, "The world is not ancient, what a scoundrel."

Seeing that the business has made this affair of Confucius more and more weak, the restaurant had to invite Kong Yiji out of the door.

Kong Yiji came to Xianheng Hotel again. With the arrival of Kong Yiji, the business of Xianheng Hotel has prospered a lot. Kong Yiji still lives a leisurely life with an fennel butterfly and two bowls of warm wine.

"Boss Wan, please treat me!"

"Why are you invited?"

"Listen, I helped you bring all the guests across the street."

"Ha ha! Do you know who that is? "

Kong Wushi stared and shook his head doubtfully. "I don't know."

"To tell the truth, the restaurant opposite is owned by my cousin."

Kong Wu, who was touched by a rebuff, adjusted his suit and his cuffs were shiny. "Hum," he said, "do gentlemen suffer because of the food they get? I still have few friends in the world. "

Kong Wushi stood in the street of Luzhenkou, like a stray dog, and I don't know what he smelled.

four

The court summons was sent to the restaurant.

The judge asked Kong Wushi, "Plaintiff, what are you suing the restaurant for?"

Kong Wu said: "The restaurant used my father's name as its name and sued him for infringing my father's reputation and demanding compensation for his reputation loss."

The judge asked the restaurant owner, "defendant, the plaintiff is telling the truth."

The restaurant owner replied, "Judge, there is no such thing. Our restaurant is called Jiuzi Restaurant. What's his father's name? Isn't it Kong Yiji? Where did I offend the Kong family in Jiuzi Restaurant? How can we say that our restaurant violated his father's reputation? You see, this is what we registered with the Industrial and Commercial Bureau. "

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The result was that the plaintiff lost the case.

After the imperial court came out, there has been no military incident in Luzhen for a long time.

(Xi) Ultra-modern edition

Kong Yiji is not dead. Kong Yiji not only didn't die, but also became a world-class celebrity. Now I am an adjunct professor at Cambridge University in England and Harvard University in the United States, and my life is very comfortable.

After Kong Yiji became famous, he returned to his hometown in rags, and Luzhen was in jubilation. The Luzhen government held four days and three nights of welcome meetings in succession, and Kong Yiji sat in the guest seat, full of energy. Finally, under the strong urging of the mayor of Luzhen and several leading groups, the meeting finally determined the tone of "promoting economic development with celebrity effect as the leading factor", and the lively drama of "10% off Party B's stage, singing opera economically" was staged in Luzhen.

Kong Yiji came back a few days ago, but Ding was very busy. His old man personally sent the service of interrogating Kong Yiji to the hotel in Kong Yiji for the night, apologized humbly, and expressed his recklessness and guilt with the gesture of wishing to show his mind to Kong Yiji. He said, if you think about it today, I will live up to the gods and the people, and I will live up to your concern. It is not enough to thank the world unless I die! Kong Yiji thinks he is a celebrity now. Although you will be angry, you should also pay attention to your image. He ordered the little secret to destroy Ding's clothes in one fell swoop, and asked Ding for the rope that hanged his body that year, so as to keep a souvenir.

When Ding returned home, he immediately ordered the housekeeper to find the slave who questioned Kong Yiji in those days, and encouraged the slave to dictate the reportage "The Night of the Whip" as a historical witness and check it in person. Ding exhausted all his strength and felt that it was not exciting enough and had no selling point. He decided to change the title to "The First Intimate Contact with Kong Yiji" and publish it in Fu Zi as soon as possible. The book was completely out of stock a week after it was published.

In addition to Ding, Lu Zhen is now the busiest shopkeeper of Xianheng Hotel. In the past, the shopkeeper of Xianheng Hotel was insatiable. Inspired by Ding, he encouraged me to write The Most Octagonal Story, explaining Kong Yiji's trip back and forth in Xianheng Hotel to readers who are concerned about Kong Yiji, and encouraged me to invite Kong Yiji to come to Xianheng Hotel again to sign books for readers. The owner also called a reporter from Luzhen Daily. He told reporters that this 250,000-word autobiographical reportage that I created will be another masterpiece after Ding and Kong Yiji's first close contact. It reflects a lovely image of Kong Yiji that often fills the hotel with laughter from the truest angle, and is determined to impress people with emotions, attract people with plots and convince people with facts.

The shopkeeper racked his brains and decided to adopt the strategy of "grasping with both hands, both hands should be hard", grasping money with one hand and Kong Yiji with the other. The signboard of Xianheng Hotel was replaced by the glittering "Kong Yiji Hotel". The four copper coins with dirt that Kong Yiji finally paid in those years were found out, put in a big picture frame and hung in the most conspicuous place of the hotel. Later, when I saw that the business was booming, I renamed the yellow rice wine "Yiji Yellow Rice Wine" and named the fennel bean "Yiji Bean". Business was booming, and then it went public, raising the price of yellow rice wine to 20 yuan 1 bowl and fennel beans to 5 yuan 1 dish.

Shops in the town saw the benefits of using Kong Yiji and registered "Kong Yiji" signs one after another. Each one was bigger, more conspicuous and more authentic. It is not "Kong Yiji" to make Luzhen have no shops and it is not "Kong Yiji" to have no factories. Later, the shopkeeper of the original Xianheng Hotel saw that Kong Yiji was unstoppable and registered the patent number of "Kong Yiji" first. Unexpectedly, the Tao is one foot high and the devil is ten feet high. Overnight, signs such as "Kong Jia Ji" and "Kong Bing Ji" appeared on the streets of Luzhen. It is really impossible to stop people from becoming famous. Later, even the strange saying "not much, not much" was brought to Yatang. This "not much, not much" was once a word used by Kong Yiji to trick children into not wanting fennel beans. Now the situation is different, and it has become a golden signboard. Since then, not worrying about clothes, rice and wheat has become the pillar industries of Luzhen. Under the strong advertising offensive, not many products sell well all over the country with strong momentum, and there is not much whirlwind blowing across the country.

Later, with the strong support of the Luzhen government, Kong Yiji finally recovered all the books, papers, pens and inkstones he lost when copying books for others, and decided to invest 2 million yuan to build the "Kong Yiji Museum" where he set up his stall. The whole town of Luzhen was in jubilation.

Later, a group of children who were divided into fennel beans by Kong Yiji held an angry press conference. They accused the people of Luzhen of disrespecting them. At least they have eaten fennel beans from Kong Yiji. So they sued Ding and Xianheng Hotel to Luzhen Intermediate People's Court, and the court ruled Ding and Xianheng Hotel not guilty according to law.

After the children lost the case, they jointly established "Kong Yiji Fennel Bean Group Company" and "No More Fennel Bean Production Base", invited Kong Yiji as the product spokesperson, and hired a professional photographer to capture the moment when Kong Yiji distributed fennel beans to the children. Later, they brought it.

(12) The remuneration is quite generous.

Came to Ruifeng restaurant, asked for a bowl of powder, picked a clean stool and sat down. Because I was hungry, I didn't care much and wolfed it down.

"yes! What's the matter? Not bad! "

"ah! Who is not Kong Yiji! "

I turned around and let Kong Yiji sit in the middle of the restaurant. I haven't seen him for years. He has changed a lot, with short hair, a straight suit, shiny shoes and a pair of glasses. He is enjoying a delicious meal on the table.

I heard that Kong Yiji once stayed in Luzhen, where he was ridiculed and said, "Even a scholar can't be caught." Hearing this, he was greatly stimulated, so he remained anonymous and worked hard: one was to fight for breath; The two have a little position in the hearts of villagers and elders; Three people think they are smart people, not mediocre people. After ten years of cold window and hard work, I was finally admitted to the university. From the beginning, he was complacent every day, and "less than the upper level, more than the lower level" was his life criterion. When villagers see him, they always ask him, "How are you, brother?" He just looked disdainful.

I stepped forward and said, "Brother Kong, I haven't seen you for years. Is everything all right? " "Ah! So brothers, please sit down, it's your treat today. " Then he threw out a hundred-dollar bill and shouted, "Boss, fry two more good dishes and bring a bottle of wine." I suddenly wondered: "Kong Yiji is no longer the Kong Yiji of the past. He no longer wants fennel beans, which he used to love, but two exquisite dishes." Such kindness made my poor brother feel ashamed. It's very kind of you to refuse, so I sat down to drink with him.

"Brother Kong has changed so fast that I can hardly recognize him." After he smiled slightly, his red face showed an unhappy look. He took a sip of his wine and slowly taught, "The ancients said, after three days, you should sit up and take notice. Don't you know this truth? " Say that finish, a contemptuous look appeared on my face. In front of him, I really feel like a poor scholar.

Kong Yiji has really changed, becoming generous and well-read. He no longer wore a gown, but he didn't wash or mend it for more than ten years, covered his plate with his five fingers and read, "Not much! how much is it? Not much! " Kong Yiji.

He had a drink himself and said to himself, "Isn't it handsome? Not handsome! . ""Kong Xiong is too modest, very natural and unrestrained! Who can compare with it! " Hearing my kind words, he suddenly looked up and asked, "Really?" Then he smiled with satisfaction: "Hee hee! Good brothers, good eyes! " The red face is even more beautiful and admirable!

Then he went on to say, "It's all right now. When I have no money to spend, I will write an article with a stroke of my hand, and my father will send a few hundred yuan for the manuscript. " I couldn't help being surprised and asked, "Do you still write articles while reading? ? Also contribute! ? Your father is an editor! ? Alas! How admirable! Admirable! " When he saw my admiration and admiration, his red face became more proud. He raised his voice with alcohol and pointed at me and said, "Brother, you are such an idiot. Thank you for reading for so many years. You can't understand such a simple sentence. To tell the truth, this is not an article, but a letter I wrote to my parents, not a manuscript fee, but money from my parents. Do you understand now? "

It doesn't sound creepy. Suddenly I felt that my eyes were blurred and everything was distorted. Kong Yiji is no longer in front of me, but a greedy vampire gnawing at the hard money on the table!

I was shaking all over and had to escape from the door. However: "Yes! What's the matter? Not bad! " Still entering my eardrum, I can't get rid of it!