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The promise was given by you personally and broken by your own hands.

1. "Happiness" means eating well and going to bed.

2. When I love you, you are like wine, making me drunk at dawn. When I don't love you, you are also the wine that makes me vomit at dawn.

3. Promises are nothing more than lyrical words.

4. The password in my heart is with you. Don’t tell me that you have forgotten the password.

5. Just looking at you from a distance is the most intimate distance.

6. Dear Mr. Clown, I understand your sadness.

7. The world is big, but my heart is very, very small.

8. I don’t want to mention the past anymore, because the memory of you is everywhere in the past.

9. Looking at your face, I know that your parents didn’t create you. serious.

10. How can ripped jeans stand together with an evening dress, and how can my guitar play with your piano?

11. Am I too infatuated with you to be full of infinite beautiful fantasies about love?

12. I am a green onion, standing on the road, who would dip me in soybean paste? I called him an ancestor.

13. Live well, because we will be dead for a long, long time.

14. In another hundred years, I will also grow into a towering green onion.

15. Some people are like this. They feel that the whole world is a cesspool because they are maggots.

16. The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and made a special trip to the West to worship Buddha and ask for marriage.

17. Who knows who belongs to whom? Do you know the answer? What is the so-called "everyone belongs to each other"? This is a serious misunderstanding. Don't force anyone to be who.

18. You are the wound on my heart, and the heart that is always beating prevents the wound from healing.

19. Promises are made with your own mouth and broken with your own hands.

20. I pretended to be strong, but I couldn’t help being sad.

21. I am in a daze, not here now. If you feel more dazed, look down.

22. LZ: "I am 58 years old and looking for a girlfriend." Reply: "There is no need to talk about love. Just put the inheritance on my card."

23. Adult They are children who have expired, and the elderly are adults who have expired.

24. Living in such an era, it is impossible not to have a bit of gangster spirit

25. Every blooming flower in the world has its meaning of existence.

26. A smile covers up tears. Is it because I am too strong or you don’t allow me to be sad?

27. There is always a person who always lives in my heart but disappears from life.

28. I wanted to give myself a reason to let go, but I never found one.

31. I don’t blame you/If I do, blame me for choosing the wrong love in the first place

You are the pumpkin, you are the watermelon, and you are also the fool

1. I have loved you for ten years and I will let you go and give you all the blue sea and blue sky

2. Female compatriots, please protect your boyfriends and don’t let him go home alone at night.

3. Forever. Don't show off what you have. Once you start to be arrogant, you are not far away from losing it all.

4. You are only young once. How can you tell your son about those years without going crazy?

5. I missed the beauty of the whole world, and I will never find another you.

6. How do you remember me*

7. The pumpkin is you, the watermelon is you, and the fool is you too

8. Why do you cry like A child.

9. You can no longer find familiar people in familiar places.

10. Do you have a place for me in your future?

11. In fact, men are really nothing!

12. You don’t have to be beautiful, you don’t have to be cute, you don’t have to be gentle, but you must be honest and kind.

13. I remember everything about you, but you only know that I like green

14. Do you love me, but why did you kiss her.

15. Five years later, no matter whether you are successful or face the loess, brothers will still be brothers, and best friends will still be best friends! What you can do

16. We always care too much about ourselves in the eyes of others, and eventually forget what we look like.

17. I will not throw away my pride and bow to anyone

18. I love you as much as he hurts you hundreds of times and you love him too

19 , Falling out of love is not necessarily a bad thing, it may be the beginning of the next happiness.

20. After all, happiness is not Cao Cao’s. It cannot be achieved just when he says it. For the rest of my life, the wind and snow will be you, the plainness will be you, the poverty will be you, and the glory will be you

This is a very popular song recently. The lyrics are very sweet, and it is a promise and an expectation. It says: From now on until all the time passes, no matter the wind and snow (no matter the ups and downs), I will be with you, the ordinary will be with you, the poverty will be with you, and the wealth will be with you. You are the tenderest place in my heart, and there is only you in my eyes.

1. For the rest of your life, you will be the one with unlimited glory. For the rest of your life, you will be the one falling into the dust. For the rest of your life, the focus will be on you, not who you are. For the rest of my life, the glory will be yours, and the poverty will be yours. For the rest of my life, mediocrity will be yours and glory will be yours. For the rest of my life, the tenderness caused by my eyes will also be yours.

2. For the rest of my life, the wind and snow will be you, the plainness will be you; the poverty will be you, the glory will be you; the gentleness in my heart will be you, and the eyes will be you too, and it is also because I happened to fall in love with you. From now on I won’t leave anymore. The rest of the road, whether it’s becoming popular or being hacked, let’s go on together. From now on, the prosperous world and the bright future belong to you.

3. Tolerate all my shortcomings and ignore all my faults. For the rest of my life, the wind and snow will be you, the plainness will be you, the poverty will be you, the glory will be you, and the gentleness in my heart will be you.

4. You occupy 60% of my aura and 30% of my delicacy. There is very little left, only 10%, so I will try my best. For the rest of my life, I hope it’s you.

5. If I can, I hope that when I meet you, it doesn’t matter whether it’s a little slower or a little later. I just hope that I’m lucky enough to meet you, and slowly fall in love with you. From now on, I’ll be with you for the rest of my life.

6. You are the gentlest place in my heart, and also the whole confidence in my life. It was you when I first met, and it will be you for the rest of my life.

7. Only after going through some things can we see each other clearly and know how deep our feelings are. But I hope this is a test given by God rather than a reason to force us to break up. If we pass this test, I will I hope that no matter what we go through in the future, we will face it together. From now on, for the rest of my life, I only want you, the wind and snow, your plainness, your peace, your prosperity, the tenderness in your heart, and you. Even though you may give up on me one day, I also I don’t regret that we met, I hope things will go as we wish, I don’t ask for glory and wealth, I just want a plain life.

8. For the rest of my life, the wind and snow will be you, the plainness will be you, the poverty will be you, the glory will be you, the gentleness in my heart will be you, and the eyes will be you. Don’t dwell on the past, don’t be afraid of the future, and strive to live the life you want. As long as you choose to start life, it is never too late. Love what you love, do what you want, stick to what you insist on, and be the best version of yourself.

Then, we, to be continued

9. It would be great if I could be you for the rest of my life. I am lucky enough to meet you once, and I will use it to bless you the other time.

10. I hope that from now on, I will be you for the rest of my life. I will be you in the ordinary life. I will be you in the wind and rain. There is only you in my life. I love you the most. Good night.

11. The rest of your life? Now that I am a wife and a mother, I have never thought about the person I once wanted to spend the rest of my life with. I won’t be without you for the rest of my life. I can’t see you or find you. I won’t be able to find you for the rest of my life. I will still forget you. I think if I could go back in time, I still hope that the person who will accompany me for the rest of my life is you. The rest of your life is yours, and the regrets are mine.

12. I wish you all the best and do what you want in your heart. No matter how good or bad you are, the people who love you will understand. Come on, when you reach a certain age, you must be mature and look at people and things with care. Whether the world treats you gently, please keep your kindness, because good luck will meet you unexpectedly. We will be with you through thick and thin, and the economy will be with you all the way. In the rest of your life, the wind and snow will be you, and I will be you in the ordinary.

13. For the rest of my life, the wind and snow will be you, the plainness will be you, the poverty will be you, the glory will be you, the gentleness in my heart will be you, the eyes will be yours, I want to take you to see the sunshine, I want to tell you loudly that I am fascinated by you. As the past goes by, you will always be moved.

14. "The Rest of My Life Is Yours" is a blessing and a memory. It seems that everyone has their own obsession with the word "the rest of life". What kind of sentiment is it? Everyone's experience is different and they will have different tastes.

16. Two people who truly love are so sweet together. I really want to say to you: For the rest of my life, the wind and snow will be you, the ordinary will be you, the glory will be you, and the tenderness in my heart will be you. Wherever I look, it's you too.

Many people in the circle of friends shared "The Rest of My Life Is You", so I went to listen to it.

There is no excitement, no emotion, and no expectation in my heart.

I suddenly felt like I had changed.

I don’t know when or why the change started.

Perhaps it is countless thoughts caused by countless small things, or it may be something that happened in an instant.

I am just me, and I will be just me for the rest of my life. Ordinariness is me, glory is me too. If you want to see the stars, see them by yourself. If you want to see the stars, go to the north.

Others are just passers-by.

It is enough to look up to the sky and not be ashamed of others.

Recommended reading: "Slowly falling in love with you, I will be you for the rest of my life"

I saw this sentence: Every time someone says they like me, I feel that their love is so shallow. It’s so shallow that you forget about it after a drink, and you give up after three or five days.

In this society, the pace of many things has become faster, and so have many relationships. After chatting for a few days, you will say you like it, and after saying a few good nights, it will be exaggerated into love and inseparability. Mr. Mu Xin’s car, Horses and mails are very slow, and the time when you can only love one person in a lifetime seems far away.

Suddenly I feel a little bit worried. In fact, what more people want is not the likes that can be easily given casually, but that kind of unique preference, isn't it?

Rather than falling in love in a hurry or getting married in a hurry, I would rather have such a person come slowly from afar, come into your life, get along with you slowly, and get to know each other slowly. I will slowly fall in love with you, and then I will be you for the rest of my life.

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Yesterday when I was browsing Weibo, I saw the MV for "Slowly Falling in Love with You" by Karen Mok. When I listened to this song again, I still felt very warm, sweet and at ease.

There is a saying in the hot comments, please play this song when you get married in the future, it is so gentle, you will have to listen to it slowly for the rest of your life.

Slowly falling in love with you

Slowly becoming intimate

Slowly talking about myself

Slowly walking with you

Slowly I want to cooperate with you

Slowly give me to you

Slowly fall in love with you

Slowly reminisce

Slowly accompany you

Slowly grow old

Mok Wenwei and Feng Delun have been in love for many years, but in the end they still did not get together. When she was 41 years old, she reunited with the 17-year-old When I met my first love, after going round and round, it was still you in the end.

The most touching form of love is not to be vigorous and vigorous, nor to say all the sweet words, but to integrate into each other's lives bit by bit, and live a great life that only belongs to each other in ordinary days. of happiness.

As the saying that has been very popular recently: I have three loves, the sun, the moon and your love; the sun is the morning, the moon is the evening, and you are the morning and evening.

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There is such a video, which has millions of likes on Douyin. I wonder if you have seen it.

In a very literary and artistic shop, many young girls were choosing hairbands and headdresses. An old man chose a good-looking yet stable headband and knitted it for the old woman standing in front of the mirror. The girls around her were wearing braids with envy in their eyes, but they only had each other in their eyes.

That scene was so beautiful. Through their eyes, it seemed that they had been supporting and accompanying each other for most of their lives.

Think of Maugham's words: God's millstone turns slowly, but grinds it very finely. The carousel of love also turns very slowly, but it turns seriously. I walk very slowly, but I never step back.

Imagine that there will be such a person in your life, who will slowly get closer to you, like you, and spend time with you turning into poetry. You know his likes and dislikes, and we become more and more attracted to each other. The more we understand each other, the stronger the tacit understanding becomes. No words are even needed, just a look is enough. It is really a very happy thing.

We will also experience arguments, three years of pain, and seven years of itch, but fortunately, no one will let go of their hands, and they will support each other through many mountains, rivers, and lakes. Spend four seasons and six years.

Like is love at first sight, but love lasts for a long time. Compared with couples kissing on the street, I envy those old couples holding hands at dusk and sunset.

A pair of people, holding hands and growing old together, are waiting for a lifetime.

Three

The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old together with you.

When we grow old, we will find a small town to live in. We will go to the vegetable market together in the early morning and watch the sunrise together, and walk together in the evening to watch the sunset. You will take the initiative to buy the fruits I like, and I will remember to do it for you. You cook your favorite porridge.

We want to plant flowers in the yard, and they will be gentle all year round. Just like the eyes you look into my eyes, I want to tell you the stories in the book, and you will also tell me about your youth. Like rock and guitar.

You loved my beauty when I was young, and you will also love the wrinkles at the corners of my eyes when I am old. I love your chicness when you were young, and I will also love the white hair on your temples when you are old.

Before I met you, I knew that love is details, touching, romance, expectation, and all the beauty in the world. But when I met you, I suddenly realized that love is you.

I hope you will meet your sweetheart soon, fall in love with him slowly, and stay with him for the rest of your life.

I want to see the clear sky with you, and I want to tell you loudly that I am fascinated by you; for the rest of my life, I only want you; for the rest of my life, happiness is you, happiness is you, health is you, Kindness is you, gentleness is you; as long as my health is worry-free, I am content.

To express sweet love, say that the blue sky is you, the white clouds are you, and Tiantian is also you

To express sweet love, say that the blue sky is you, the white clouds are you, and Tiantian is also you

1. I’m sitting on the bus

Listening to random songs from NetEase

I’m heading in a direction that has nothing to do with you

The journey is exactly ten songs away

There were six traffic jams at red lights along the way

I spent them all thinking about you

2. I also want you to be by my side, give me a hug Just fine,

My heart will beat faster when I pass by any intersection where you may appear today.

I just want to tell you: I have medicine

3. I really have nothing to do with cuteness, but at that moment, in your eyes, I was an existence related to cuteness.

4. The neon lights of this city are flashing. I am hiding in the corner, very small, but when I meet you, I want to bravely compete with the world.

5. Actually, I like you. As warm as the spring breeze blowing on your cheek, as warm as the umbrella in the heavy rain that protects you from the wind and rain, as intimate as the winter scarf. I just want to say, I like you.

6. I can’t say those cryptic and provocative words, and when I say them, it turns out that the moon is so round tonight, so next time I praise the moon, just follow me. How about going home?

7. You already live in my heart. Next, I plan to let you live in my two-bedroom house and spend this life with me.

8. I have a proud heart, but I am willing to put myself down because of you. Tonight, I don't care about others, I just want to be with you.

9. Let me tell you some of the truth first, and there are many other parts waiting for me to tell you slowly. Anyway, we still have a long time, are you right?

10. I like the little atmosphere you create, the way you are jealous, the way I take a slow walk with you, and the way you cook. All the things I like are with you. And it just so happens that the future you envision also contains me.

11. I am sometimes domineering, sometimes gentle, but I always love you.

12. The human body has five internal organs and twelve meridians, and they all say they miss you very much.

13. If it is not unsatisfactory, how can we have no choice but to do it?

14. Yesterday, I picked up a lot of candy in my dream. Whatever flavor you like, you can come and get it from my dream.

15. When you come close to me, I can’t control my beating heart. Maybe it’s because I love you so much.