Compliment each other and tell funny quotations.

Compliment each other and tell funny quotations.

Half the world is laughing at the other half, but the whole world is a fool. The following are the mutual praise and funny quotations I compiled for you. I hope you like it ~

Praise each other and tell funny quotations. 1. Reading travel novels and going to the toilet every day is like crossing a hole in the ground.

2. I want to make a download software called earmuffs. Because lightning is inaudible.

You always want to pick up what you have thrown away.

Sometimes, there is no other way but to say goodbye.

5. List of men's lies, the first sentence: I don't care about your appearance.

6. Fat grows everywhere except our breasts.

7. Q: Who is the most miserable man in the world? A: He is a cook in the artillery company. He wore a green hat and took responsibility. He can only watch others have sex.

8. The real cheap people are hidden, and the cheap people are superficial.

I like you for no reason. You will always be the only love in my life.

10. Men, don't look at women's photo albums all day, read more diaries, that's what they think.

1 1. Don't use your parents' money to do things that are sorry for your parents.

12. Eating more green vegetables is good for your health and mind your own business.

13. When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand stopped moving, but it took away our best time.

14. If you can't give it all to me, don't give it all to me.

15. When I chose to trust you, you pushed me to despair. You are really cruel.

16. Some people seem to have a sense of accomplishment when they see your injury.

17. I dreamed of you today, and it was a sequel!

18. If you leave, you leave. I'm not nostalgic.

19. Let's go to Wallace for KFC.

20. The intervention of a third party can test whether your man is reliable.

Praise each other and talk about the recent funny quotations. Missy Missy, wow, if you don't pull a few, I can't Missy. ...

2. Itching is the noblest feeling, and scratching is the most elegant action.

3. A rain, an umbrella, a street, walking alone.

It is the uncle who owes money these days.

Some names are locked in our hearts and will never be forgotten.

6. I drew a coffin in which you were lying with her. It's very kind of me to let you die together.

7. Children with empty hearts need to play ambiguous online.

8. What a person has to shoulder is called responsibility.

9. When I was young, I didn't know how to appreciate it. When I grow up, I find the sky is the most beautiful.

10. I finally got up the courage to send someone an expression on QQ yesterday.

1 1. People need a little temper to live their ambitions.

12. I told myself not to think of it. If I can't get it, I don't want it.

13. Persistence in the past is just so-called unworthiness in your eyes.

14. The best revenge is not hatred, but heartfelt indifference. Why hate an irrelevant person?

15. Maturity depends on experience, not age

16. There is always someone, no matter what he did to you before, you will always find a reason to forgive him.

17. It turns out that when we were young, we were so sexy that we didn't even wear underwear.

18. A moment that should last forever, but I had a hard time.

19. Youth is like dandelion. It seems to be free, but it can't help itself.

20. Men should open a world by themselves.

2 1. When I was born, everyone was laughing and I was crying alone. When I died, everyone was crying and I was laughing alone.

I don't love anyone this summer, but I love you, dear air conditioner.

23. My computer is old and pure. When it comes to colored topics, you can't stand the black screen.

24. Book me two tickets to heaven. I'm going to find Yue Lao.

25. Innocence is something to be proud of.

26. I've had enough, only to find that living alone is really good.

27. You are so shameless and heartless, and your weight should be very light.

28. Some things are not knots, but scars.

29. At first, I chose to believe because I couldn't find any reason to doubt.

30. Between a woman's legs, it is what men call love you.

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