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Give me some suggestions about the World Expo.

Italy Pavilion:

Queue time: 1-3 hours.

Highlights: Grandpa with cartoon shape makes shoes on the spot, as well as Italian shoes! ! ! It is said that lucky people can get a pair, but I don't think this lucky person will appear until the end of the Expo. . .

Very fashionable. Expo 20 15 will be held in Italy. I hope they won't spend so much money. . .

Netherlands Pavilion:

Queue time: 5-30 minutes (the queue is long, but people always come in)

Highlight: the ground of the venue is fake turf, so you can sit on the ground and have a rest and eat, and there are many fake lambs! ! ! Grey is always patient! ! !

The outdoor pavilion, when you climb to the top, can overlook the whole of Europe, and of course you can overlook the people waiting in line. . .

Germany Pavilion:

Queue time: 2-3 hours.

Highlights: A huge ball controlled by ms voice divided the audience into two groups. Which side was louder, the ball ran to which side, but it felt fake, and it was ok to say that someone was controlling it. . .

As a popular museum, I personally think it is quite soy sauce. . .

Poland Pavilion:

Queue time: 30 minutes-1.5 hours.

No bright spot

Only one sentence can be remembered in the soy sauce of the whole museum: Poland is the only country in the whole European region whose economy is growing in the financial tsunami. . .

Spain Pavilion:

Queue time: 30 minutes-1.5 hours (the queue is long, but people are always allowed in)

Highlight: Spanish dance performance! ! !

For me who like to watch live performances, it's worth it ~ ~ ~

Finland Pavilion:

Queue time: 30 minutes-1.5 hours.

No bright spot

I don't even remember what's in it, except that the English name is Finland. . .

Denmark Pavilion:

Queue time: 30 minutes-1.5 hours.

Highlight: Climbing to the top of the mountain, you can see how spectacular the queue at the entrance of the Swedish Pavilion is. . .

The rumored little mermaid, I think, is really nothing to see. This is just a bronze statue. . .

Turkey Pavilion:

Queue time: 30 minutes-1.5 hours.

Highlights:

1 Turkish ice cream, something I've been longing for, but I don't want to buy it for 25 yuan because it's too small. . .

As soon as I entered the door, I saw a plaque engraved with Turkish on the front and Chinese on the back. There is a turtle under the tablet. People coming and going will touch the turtle's head, and some will stop to take pictures. . .

Warm reminder: The legendary small stone exorcism gift is fake, but there are some, 10 yuan one. . .

Ireland Pavilion:

Queue time: 30 minutes-1.5 hours.

No bright spot

Standard soy sauce restaurant!

Norway Pavilion:

Queue time: 30 minutes-1.5 hours.

Highlight: Norway has a piece of ice with real temperature, which is really, really cold. . .

I don't remember the rest. . .

Slovakia Pavilion:

Queue time: 1 hour

Highlight: There are all kinds of headless models dressed by local people, that is, they can put their heads on the models to take pictures or something. . .

Actually, it is also a soy sauce restaurant.

Czech Pavilion:

Queue time: 1 hour

Highlight: My friends and I go in batches. My friend said there was a lucky draw, but I didn't meet it. That's 50 thousand yuan. . .

There are stupid pilots in it, too . . Feel for yourself. . .

Belarus Pavilion:

Queue Time: None

Soy sauce restaurant ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Peru Pavilion:

Queue time: 1 hour

There is no bright spot. . .

Mexico Pavilion:

Queue time: 30 minutes-1.5 hours.

There is no bright spot. . .

Chile Pavilion:

Queue time: within one hour

Highlights: free red wine and live jazz piano performance, it feels good ~

In fact, whether that red wine can be drunk depends on luck. . .

Venezuela Pavilion:

Queue time: 1 hour

Highlight: hammock! ! ! How long has it been since you played! ! ! Aang Aang! ! ! But many people have no sense of public morality, so they sit on it and become his home. . . If you want him to come down, it's probably time to be buried. . . There are live performances, very happy, very rural performances, people feel very good!

Judging by the time of the performance, it seems that there are not many performances in a day. . .

Australia Pavilion:

Queue time: 30 minutes-1.5 hours (many people, but one time allowed 1000 people to enter. . . )

Highlights:

1 The whole museum is full of cartoons, suitable for taking care of children. . .

Many handsome guys! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! The first pavilion of Expo handsome boy! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Thailand Pavilion:

Queue time: 1-3 hours.

Highlights: 4D movies

There is no shemale. . .

Brunei Pavilion:

Queue Time: None

There is no bright spot. . .

Soy sauce is good. . .

City Earth Pavilion:

Queue time: None!

What a big soy sauce restaurant. . . . . . . . .

China Pavilion:

Number of queues: 3

Queue time: 2-3 hours in total.

Highlight: The Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival is an original! In fact, who knows if it is original? . .

Warm reminder: you can't enter the China Pavilion without a reservation ticket ~ ~ ~

China Provincial and Municipal Joint Pavilion:

Queue time: 30 minutes-1.5 hours.

Highlight: Shanghai!

Except going overseas, all the restaurants are soy sauce restaurants. Let's line up. . .

Israel Pavilion:

Queue time: 30 minutes-1.5 hours.

Highlight: The ball inside is so beautiful!

In fact, there is nothing to say except that the ball is beautiful. . .

India Pavilion:

Queue time: 1-3 hours.

Highlight: live performance of Indian dance!

There is also a place facing the Saudi Pavilion, where you can enjoy the crowds queuing in front of the Saudi Pavilion. . . . . .

Saudi Arabia Pavilion:

Queue time: 3-5 hours.

Highlights: 65.438+0.4 billion construction fee and IMAX3D movie. . .

After waiting in line for five hours, I felt it was worthwhile to enter the IMAX3D hall for two minutes, and then I felt more and more stupid. . .

Japan Pavilion:

Queue time: 2-4 hours.

Highlights: the countries that make lenses and screens are very tough and the technology is too advanced. . .

The only museum that can't take pictures, in fact, it doesn't matter if you take pictures of them, so you keep saying, "Don't take pictures, please cooperate." . . "Who listens? . .

There is also a performance in it, which I feel is totally China's. . . Kunqu opera

that . There is no av in the Japan Pavilion. . .

Petroleum Pavilion:

Queue time: 2-4 hours.

Highlights: 4D movies

Let's put him at the last stop in the evening. It's worth it

Shanghai General Motors Pavilion:

Queue time: 30 minutes -2 hours.

Highlight: a chair that can move!

It's hard to explain what it is, but it's really, really worth going! ! !

Information exchange hall:

Queue time: 30 minutes-1.5 hours.

Highlight: Everyone who enters the library will send something that looks a bit like a PSP.

It was fun, and the queue time was not long. Worth going!

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Indonesia Pavilion:

Queue time: 5-30 minutes

Highlight: On the second floor of the pavilion, you can see more than half of the pavilions of Southeast Asian countries (call it Southeast Asia for the time being, because New Zealand and Australia are also here). The style of the museum is super simple and rich in national style, but it is basically not counted.

It's a soy sauce restaurant

Malaysia Pavilion:

Queue time: 5-30 minutes

Highlight: You can taste chocolate for free in the chocolate shop on the second floor of the exhibition hall, but you can't take it out of the exhibition hall, because he will cut a bar of chocolate sauce into two pieces and give it to you, but you can eat it first and then turn around and ask him for one. My friend turned around several times and asked for five and a half dollars (haha, I am so greedy). There are craftsmen painting on the first floor of the museum. I didn't know what the painting was called, so I looked at it for a while and left. Yes, you can also ask the staff to sign for you when stamping. Although I can't understand what ghost symbol is written, it's very nice ~ of course, it's only signed for you when there are not many people.

New Zealand Pavilion:

Queue time: 5-30 minutes

Highlight: At the entrance of the exhibition hall, there is a huge jade from which water flows. According to the on-site staff, it is real New Zealand water, which is very cold. When entering the museum, the staff said with broken porcelain: touch, touch. . I thought it was super funny at that time ~ haha. . After entering the museum, I forgot where I passed, and then I went to the simulation park. There is a fountain inside, and then there are all kinds of plants. In fact, I basically saw them from the outside.

World Trade Center Association Pavilion (I don't remember your name, but his abbreviation is WTCA):

Queue time: basically none.

Highlight: None. There is a huge sand table inside. Anyway, it is the kind of ancient pavilion with mountains and water. I forgot its exact location. Soy sauce room

France Pavilion:

Queue time: 30 minutes -2 hours.

Highlight: There is a car on the first floor. Many people are taking pictures. I'm car-blind. I don't know. There is French food cooked on the spot, but it is inside the glass window and can only be seen through the window. There are seven the world famous paintings here, but unfortunately the camera is dead. There is a sculpture of Rodin. There is also a greenhouse, which smells delicious and has many roses. He will send postcards at the greenhouse exit, but from time to time, it depends on your luck. Anyway, I didn't get them.

Ukraine Pavilion:

Queue time: 5-30 minutes

Highlight: Because the camera is dead, I only remember that there is a super handsome guy in the place where things are sold. I also took a photo with him ~ haha ~ It seems that there is a live performance by a band and a live production by a ceramist, and I forgot the rest.

Hungary Pavilion:

Queue time: 1-30 minutes

Highlight: There is only a huge stainless steel shape in the museum (I really forgot his name). It is said that it is the fifth or fifth shape in the world with two equilibrium points besides cube XX. The rest are wooden strips with internal lamps hanging from the ceiling, which are different in length, but they are still very beautiful.

Sweden Pavilion:

Queue time: 15 minutes-1 hour

Highlights: My personal favorite exhibition hall is Kawaii, where you can slide, swing and play all kinds of fun multimedia games. And the design of the exhibition hall is lively and lively. Anyway, you are in a good mood and the souvenirs you sell are beautiful. There are rumors that it is much better than that Haibao. Haha) The price is similar to that of Expo souvenirs. Unfortunately, when we went, queues were forbidden on the slides, so we had to swing. The most regrettable thing is. . . . The camera is dead ~ ~ regret it. . 555555

City hall:

Queue Time: None

Highlights: Good sense of design, I chose five countries in the world for comparison, and chose Zhengzhou in China (I don't know why, is it because of the transportation hub? But I feel that what he means is how good it is to set off the city of China with four other countries (I don't mean Zhengzhou in particular). You can watch a 360-degree screen movie carefully.

Korea Enterprise Joint Pavilion:

Queue Time: None

Highlight: They are all Korean beauties. Whoa, whoa, whoa ~ ~ It makes my mouth water. . You will be given a lottery ticket when you enter the museum, but the prizes are basically the third prize and a small fan. Basically, it's all multimedia and high technology, and there are many interactive places, which can only be felt by live experience.

Vietnam Pavilion:

Queue time: 5-30 minutes

Highlight: Soy sauce room.

Uzbekistan Pavilion:

Queue time: 5-30 minutes

Highlight: Soy sauce room.

North Korea Pavilion:

Queue time: 10-30 minutes

Highlight: Now I wonder if I'm out of my mind and have been waiting in this place for so long. . .

Lebanon Pavilion:

Queue time: 20-30 minutes

Highlight: The stamped chapter is better. When I came out, I whispered to more and more people waiting in line: The table is arranged! Cheat people! Haha, I wonder if anyone heard it.

Korea Pavilion:

Queue time: 2 -3 hours

Highlight: There will be many multimedia machines interacting with the audience when waiting in line, so it won't be so boring when waiting in line. But the premise is that you have to row under the Korean pavilion (the lower part of the Korean pavilion is hollow). There is a short film in the exhibition hall, which is quite touching. It was taken by those popular stars in Korea. I only know Shi Yuan and Yun Hao, haha. It's still pretty. The rest are mainly high-tech and interact with the audience more. His stamp is very beautiful, and I like it.

City Life Museum:

Queue Time: None

Highlight: There is still a sense of design, but compared with the soy sauce in the Municipal People's Museum, I don't care if I have time to go.

China National Provincial and Municipal Joint Pavilion:

Queue time: about 30 minutes into the lobby 1 0 -2 hours into the lobby1minute.

Highlights: There are museums in various provinces and cities after entering, among which Zhejiang has to wait the longest, 1-2 hours, because a small porcelain tea bowl will be sent inside. But for this small tea bowl, it is really a waste of two hours. . . But it is said that the Zhejiang Pavilion is not bad. I was so dizzy that I forgot to see the Shanghai Pavilion. . Alas ~ the rest are all sold in soy sauce. Oh, by the way, I forgot whether it was the Jiangxi Pavilion or the Shanxi Pavilion. One of the treasures of the town hall is the woodcarving on the riverside at Qingming Festival, which weighs 4 tons or several tons.

Chile Pavilion:

Queue time: 5-20 minutes

Highlight: The interior shape is a big horizontal barrel, which basically sells soy sauce.

Lithuania Pavilion:

Queue time: 1- 10 minute.

Highlight: Lithuania, soy sauce restaurant.

Croatia Pavilion:

Queue Time: None

Highlight: I searched through the photos and can't remember what its internal structure is. . This is a bright spot. . But the appearance is beautiful, because this is my favorite red.

Brazil Pavilion:

Queue time: 5- 15 minutes

Highlight: except for the Brazilian yellow football on the ceiling after entering the door, everyone else was so disappointed that they lost their memory elsewhere ~

Remarks:

On the distribution of parks

The whole Expo Park is divided into five zones, namely, three A B C zones in Pudong and two D E zones in Puxi. The National Pavilion is in Pudong, and the Enterprise Management and Case Pavilion is in Puxi. Of course, there are various theme pavilions, various performance centers and so on, which are distributed all over the park.

About the entrance to the park

There are gates 13, 1-3 in Puxi, 4-8 in Pudong, 9 on the subway line, and10-3 on the Watergate (that is, by ferry).

Generally speaking, there are few Puxi people. Those who want to get a reservation ticket for the China Pavilion go to Puxi. There are many people in Pudong, especially at Gate 5 and Gate 6. It's a pity that the second batch of people entered the park at 8 o'clock, not to mention booking tickets. . .

I saw a message on the subway that there were few tourists at the Watergate, but how long it would take by ferry, so we didn't walk through the Watergate. . .

About park time

Security inspection starts at 9: 00 am every day and the park closes at 24: 00 pm.

These days, we are always the first to arrive and the last to leave. Now I can't help but sigh: I am too fucking dedicated. . .

It's fake to queue up at the security checkpoint at 8: 30 in the morning, and it's widely rumored on the Internet.

It is also false that most libraries are forbidden to enter the library at 22:00 pm.

The opening and closing ceremonies rumored on the Internet are still fake. . .

The most real situation is:

At the major entrances of Pudong, if you don't queue up at the security checkpoint before 8: 00 a.m., you won't get the reserved tickets for the China National Pavilion. If you arrive at 8: 30, you will basically have to wait for the second batch to enter the park.

The entrance of Puxi can be a quarter of an hour later than that of Pudong. . .

I don't know about Watergate I haven't walked.

Basically, the non-soy sauce restaurants in the park are not allowed to line up until 8: 45 pm, because you can't line up. . . What I mean by saying this is that I hope everyone can understand that there is an essential difference between not entering the library and not queuing!

I haven't seen the opening and closing ceremonies of the park. . .

(ps。 Generally speaking, the number of people entering the park is the least on Monday, and then it gradually increases until it reaches its peak on Saturday and Sunday. . . So, don't go on weekends. Can't see anything but people. . . )

About booking tickets

I want to say that the reservation ticket for China Pavilion is different from other reservation tickets. The general reservation ticket is only for priority admission, and without it, you can't enter the China Pavilion.

The only way to get a reservation ticket for the China Pavilion is to queue up for security check early, and the more people there will be, the better. . . (I'll talk about it in park time)

Except for the public theme pavilion, the soy sauce pavilion, the scale of which is second only to that of the China National Pavilion, has got the reservation tickets, and the reservation machines at the gates of the major popular venues are all written with the words "Unavailable". . .

Also, there is no need to make an appointment for public theme pavilions, because no one wants to see them at all. . .

About rest

Arrive at the security checkpoint before eight o'clock in the morning, and then sit down with a newspaper or an old map (the map is different every day, mainly because there are free bus lines in the park, so pay attention to the new one, and the old one can be used as a butt pad). Sleep as long as you can, because your position will not change until the security check starts at 9: 00.

Some libraries always let people go, and some libraries only put a fixed number of people at a time, and they also choose to move when they sit down in line immediately!

Sit down while eating! Sit down when you go to the bathroom Sit down while watching the show!

Actually, I just want to remind everyone to sit down quickly! ! ! Otherwise, you will lose consciousness from below the thigh. . .

If you want to see many museums, try not to regret it, and you have to work overtime to visit the park at night, so. . . I sleep about six hours every day. . .

About three meals a day.

There are western fast food such as KFC, M-Kee and Burger King, Chinese fast food such as Auntie jiaozi, Japanese food and western food. . . National pavilions also have local dishes, and the per capita consumption per meal ranges from 30% to 40%.

About queuing

There are umbrellas or sunshade things in the queue, but believe me, that wood is useless, because the queue is far beyond that range, so you should put on thick sunscreen and wear a hat. Don't open an umbrella unless it rains heavily, it will crush people around you.

Please express your dissatisfaction loudly when others cut in line, and then you will find that people around you will also express their dissatisfaction with you, and then that person will walk away angrily, otherwise it will always be yourself who gets hurt. . .

If someone has friends waiting in line in front, he just wants others to go, because you can't guarantee that this kind of thing won't happen to you. If you let others go, they will thank you very much, because I have lived like this. . .

In addition, except for the queue at the security checkpoint, individuals and teams are separated, and other places are lined up together. Our huge gas field of individuals and teams is very weak. . .

About equipment

Please bring the most comfortable soft-soled platform shoes, slippers are the best! When there are few people, you can take it out and rub it. . .

Take a coat, it's thin and light. After all, it is a coastal city, and it is cold at night.

Bring an empty bottle so that you can drink water everywhere (soft water system, direct drinking)

take an umbrella (with sb)

Passports and seals for Expo 2010

The 30 yuan Expo passport of the franchise store has long been out of stock.

Does anyone know what Expo passports are for? In fact, it is used to seal the exhibition halls. . .

It is said that a stamped Expo passport has now sold 5000 copies on Taobao. . .

We didn't buy such a sought-after commodity. . .

Because personally, I think it's quite stupid. . .

Personally, I suggest that you can get more volunteers to take a map from the first day. This map is specially used for stamping! Behind the map are pictures of pavilions of various chapter sizes, and the chapters are just right. (ps。 Turn this map as little as you can, and it will be broken after several turns. . . )

Warm reminder

A careful plan must be made to visit the Expo site. Which exhibition hall will be next? These must be thought out in advance.

I suggest you go to the popular hall in the first hall every day.

Example: I'm going to the Japan Pavilion today, so I'll queue up at Gate 4 of the nearest museum at 7: 45 in the morning for security check. As soon as the security check was over, I ran and drove to the entrance of the Japan Pavilion to save time as much as possible.